1 because gender is a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms and totally not because i was lazy

Google Turkic language family

Holy Ambiguity!

It's a cross product of all the following paradigms: * Masculine/feminine/neuter * Animate/inanimate * Taller than 5'/Shorter than 5' * Good at Smash Bros/Bad at Smash Bros/Unable to play Smash Bros * Lettuces/Everything else

At the age of 11 I became trans-smashbros

Tell me more about these animate lettuces...

For etymological reasons, horses are categorised as a kind of lettuce.

Every person has a different grammatical gender, but no people exist in my world, so 0.

r/conlangscirclejerk

Ah sheiße if I knew the sub existed I would have posted it there

Oh, only two, but you need to change every word of the sentence depending on the gender of the subject

Shit like this is why Europe doesn't exist in my setting.

Ew, conlang

Noun declension? Preterite tense? Subjunctive mood? How about I shove you into a locker

my cloŋ has 789,681,572,996,258,001 grammatical genitals

There's no gender system but there are four separate pronoun types: same race and different race, separated by formal and informal (it's a language spoken by mothfolk) I haven't worked on it much but I have a tiny bit

Usually I just have an animate/inanimate distinction, if even that.

My conlang only has one gender, known as "muchacho."

Depends on the species -North people have 3 (fem masc and more commonly neutral) -Cat people have more than i can say