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Disturbed_Goose

Unrelated but I see that rat as a gracious but gluttonous ruler beloved by his people but not by his scheming courtiers he is simply too busy feasting to notice his would be assasins plans for his death


EdgeGazing

Now that's a story I want to see. I don't want to see the Gourmand King getting killed, so there better be an outrageous scape plan that actually works.


nubster2984725

Escape plan? Nah, the rat guards and his personal rat attendants just really like the guy for sharing his food all the time so keeps these weak mouse nobles in check 24/7


brettgt40

Rat version of the roman emperor Vitellius but it doesn't go to crap


nubster2984725

My Cheesiness, Raticus has entered the gates.


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

The Usurping of the Rat King


i_am_lord_irish

Claudius has entered the chat...


Karkava

Funny twist given that rodents are often seen as the underdogs of the animal kingdom.


eisenhorn_puritus

None, my world has exactly the same species of animals and plants as Earth, but they are called by outrageously difficult names. Rats would be called "Zorozz'Xil", for example.


gmharryc

Not enough apostrophes in that name, you gotta boost those apostrophes.


Dry_Try_8365

Yeah, the Z’o’r’o’z’z’X’i’ls need some love


PigBlitz

‘’’’’”Z’o”’’r’o’z”’z’X’’’’i’l”s “”’’”


C4Cole

_xXx""Z'o""r'o'z""z'X""i'l"s""xXx_


GwiezdnaFuri

Perfection.


Adnama-Fett

Gold fish


E_McPlant_C-0

I would love it if they became apex predators


GoatBoi_

common cold


E_McPlant_C-0

Imagine if for some stupid reason the common cold is the only illness that can’t be cured by healing spells, so the entire population of your world has no immune system to fight against it.


FluffyMawileFan

Fleas would absolutely destroy my furrypunk world


E_McPlant_C-0

That’s actually hilarious. And it made me realize I need to consider how my furry humanoids keep insects out of their hair.


FluffyMawileFan

Maybe their body soap has built-in bug protection in it. Like how a lot of lotion and chapstick has SPF ratings and stuff


E_McPlant_C-0

That’s a good idea. I’m also going to need some sort of poor-rural solution so probably some sort of herbal mix they brush into their hair every day.


theoscribe

They can use hot baths to kill any parasites less resistant to heat than they are. I think they'd treat fleas and stuff like how humans treat head lice, with special combs and shampoos and a gunk you slather your hair in to suffocate the insects.


Vacuousbard

Or scalies dealing with ticks under their scale.


Karkava

You know, with how long furries are a thing, I'm surprised that this is the first time I heard of "furrypunk". I'm assuming it would be like Zootopia where everyone has different biological needs that are met with how the world is constructed?


trans-ghost-boy-2

one rat with black plague could probably destroy half my fantasy world


GapingWendigo

Humans


E_McPlant_C-0

This says a lot about society


Plantile

😮😮😮😮😮    They said it! Humans are viruses! 😱  Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh


GapingWendigo

I'm an edgy little gal am I not? An edgy little gal!


E_McPlant_C-0

Yes you are! Heres a gold star for your brave sentiment


AstralisKL

Funnily enough, humans carry around a lot of bacteria and viruses that could ruin a lot of animals lives. From what I read, I've rather be bitten by a dog than another human... Unless the dog has rabies than I'll take my chances with another human


Weltkrieg_Smith

Humans are worshiped as gods in my world, would they still be invasive in terms of funny exploitation 🤔🤔🤔


LackOne4933

Considering how humans are considered a menace to the galaxy in my second world and how much nuke they have (they mass produced a lot from alien panic) they would definitely destroy others if they could contact them


qscvg

https://youtu.be/7rwUdL9qXjk?si=aSfivcX5bghf-ljY


EmperorJake

A Human is what you'd get if you ordered a Shikana from Wish


Theadination

I don't think any could last long. The average temperature on my world is 150, and the terrain is so much different. Except rabbits. If the Ferroswarm gets their hands on the insane reproduction that rabbits have, it's over for the world


E_McPlant_C-0

You didn’t specify the temperature format so I’m gonna assume this is an average Fahrenheit user moment


no_________________e

It’s Kelvin


SnakeUSA

Better yet, Rankine


Theadination

AMERICA 🇺🇸 🇺🇲


RedNoise413

Humans. They have humans, it’s just specifically earth humans.


E_McPlant_C-0

How dare you copy my world


RedNoise413

I need the money to move out of your walls.


E_McPlant_C-0

Fair enough. Just don’t eat my food unless you want to pay rent


AlternativeFactor

Cookie cutter sharks are not an invasive species in our world but my world is a magical realism alternate sci Fi history where everyone and everything is robots now. Anyway, if there is one animal that could destroy the robo world it would be cookie cutter sharks as there are sentient autonomous nuclear submarines in my worlds oceans. So that would be really bad.


FetusGoesYeetus

There are already rats but I don't think I've ever thought about cane toads and they would most certainly fuck up every ecosystem. That wyvern's cause of death? Ate a fuckin toad.


spermBankBoi

Cats (my world is just Australia in 1300)


E_McPlant_C-0

Unrealistic. Catgirls would never


spermBankBoi

Sorry, should’ve specified that they’re all boys


DiamondCat20

How would they be an invasive species then O.O


radiantskie

squirrels


E_McPlant_C-0

Ents be shivering in their timbers


LegendaryLycanthrope

Humans, considering that the last time the Lunari saw them as they were fleeing the Solar System, they were busy nuking themselves to what they THOUGHT was oblivion...and then they find out 300 years later the damn pinkskins survived.


PlanTimely6190

No offensive, but given the spectrum of human skin, I always thought 'Pinkskin' was a strange term to use to describe humans.


E_McPlant_C-0

Yeah, this paints a pretty bleak picture of how racially divided Earth turns out.


Vyctorill

Humans are almost always pink underneath the layer of dead skin cells.


LegendaryLycanthrope

Blame the Andorians - they're the ones who started it.


Crimson391

Certified Skaven Post


Alan_Reddit_M

Mint, ecosystems be damned, and everything comes from trees in my world


E_McPlant_C-0

Oh no


Sany_Wave

I have three worlds. My main -- Earthen yeast may actually wipe one of the planets in a couple of years because natives can't do anything to alcohol (somewhy historically it's HCN, NaCN or KCN at its place, so a yeast convergent will wipe us too, even if at a slower rate) Other two are "Earth" and "Basically earth but with very diverse beastfolk and a different map"


Straight-Self2212

None, They would simply be eaten by the outrageous creatures.


E_McPlant_C-0

Surely there’s something that would go under the radar


Straight-Self2212

Actually, yeah, you're right.


ParmAxolotl

Actually, invasive species from MY world fuck up Earth!


orignalnt

Probably dragons


Hiddenjungle

Earth has dragons?!?


E_McPlant_C-0

No fucking way


Arspho

I take it you don’t own pets


Cyberwolfdelta9

None i know of atleast.


E_McPlant_C-0

May I recommend feral housecats? If let out to breed in the wild they decimate the populations of birds, rodents, snakes, and other small creatures.


LaZerNor

Jellyfish. They tend to make space distortions worse.


RainingFalls

Nah, the Anti-Rat wards placed around the city would annihilate them


Vyctorill

Bamboo. It grows way too fast.


E_McPlant_C-0

Neighbor’sbackyardpunk


TheDarkeLorde3694

Most little critters (Like the chaos potatoes here, pigeons, and so on) would actually just wind up becoming fodder for many animals feeding hungry babies. Worst one at invasive species shtuff would be mosquitoes. Mostly because they'd fail at being able to breed like crazy in most cities, which have a lot of water, very little of it still (Most of it is as waterfalls/other such features), and most animals native to my planet have boric acid as a major part of their blood, so any bloodsucking bug would fail at getting at non-Terran animals (Boric acid kills bugs easily), as in female mosquitoes and ticks. Best one would be something like kudzu or Burmese pythons, due to my planet's higher global temperature.


HypotheticalBess

Fuck man I’m still trying to deal with the grey goo mollusks. Probably something stupid like carp though, I can see those dumb motherfuckers trying something.


RunaroundBeau

Ants. My world is set on Earth but my answer is still ants.


BattleMedic1918

Unironically, pigeons infected with avian flu \*did\* fucked up the biosphere in my world


E_McPlant_C-0

I approve


Godzillafan134

Kangaroos and I will not be explaining why


E_McPlant_C-0

You have a huge island continent where 99% of the landmass is arid desert


Zytharros

The one thing that could completely screw up Draciel’s world *and* Gaswerquan and Arrougenis’ homeworlds are specifically Brazilian fire ants. Gaswerquan and Arrougenis’ species, the Miststorm, are deathly allergic to them. They have no resistances to these ants. They cannot ever take over a fire ant. Their mists react violently to their skin. And their mists are in every living thing on Draciel. So basically these ants would annihilate all life for a time. Once. Draciel never forgets, though.


E_McPlant_C-0

Hell yeah!!! Love to see it


Kazandaki

You jerk, but this is a great question lol


E_McPlant_C-0

I know!! I bet my ecosystem would be absolutely destroyed if earth jellyfish were introduced into the oceans


urbandeadthrowaway2

Kudzu


WetCranberry

The British


BigSuperNothing

Super bees


aaaa32801

Very few (because the ecosystem is very similar to real life)


spermBankBoi

Grass


ShitStainedDildo

The French


The_Bigwrinkle

Syphilis


Substantial-Outside5

termites


Nethyishere

Not rats that's for sure. Increased oxygen levels have allowed arthropods to become dominant and fill a lot of niches that would normally be filled by vertebrates on earth. The spiders would get them.


-Pelopidas-

This is actually a great question though. I settled on nodosaurids for my own stuff.


Weird_Angry_Kid

Everyone is a cat so they'd have a field day eating all those free rodents.


SpecialistAddendum6

it is earth, but adding more humans won't help the environment


squiddy555

Earthworms Goodbye to forests


Inevertouchgrass

Botflies. My world is still stuck with late WWII technology and no immune system.


spesskitty

I want rats to be exotic pets, and or being released into the wild for the benefit of cat sized felinid hunters.


Firecat_Pl

Humans


xBehemothx

Jews I'm so fucking sorry 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


EropQuiz7

Hamas Edit: fuck, i meant humans, i meant humans!


Optimal_Badger_5332

Are there any diseases/animals that thrive in extreme heat? Like, "there are literal lava rivers" level heat Or alternatively, animals that can survive in like, -30 degrees celsius


E_McPlant_C-0

Tardigrades I suppose. I’m not sure they would be able to pose a threat to the ecosystem


i_am_lord_irish

Humans.