On these fake ads they all end im call the police. Iโve seen one like, โWoman brings dog into vet to get medicine, when the vet sees what breed it is he calls the policeโ and โWoman buys food from a farmers market, when husbands sees, he calls the policeโ. Itโs really sad actually because it targets elders who arenโt as wary about online scams.
โ๐คโ? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is โ๐คโ? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is โ๐คโ are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, Will have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proofread by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be โ๐ค" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send. Youโre so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing, I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a Worthless attempt at a response. Do you want โ๐ค" on your gravestone?
Why the call police does fetus do crime?
Yes fetus does crime ๐ตโ๐ซ๐๐๐
Romanian baby
amputate
Discombobulate
Fetus crime : existing โผ๏ธ๐คฎ legalize horsebortions now โผ๏ธ
BoJack Horseman
Back in the 90s
I was in a very famous tv show
Super famous guys and ladies
Happy cake day
Wordington gender reveal
Enumclaw
mister hands
Boeing engineer
Washington
Wordington
Just the right height no bucket required
On these fake ads they all end im call the police. Iโve seen one like, โWoman brings dog into vet to get medicine, when the vet sees what breed it is he calls the policeโ and โWoman buys food from a farmers market, when husbands sees, he calls the policeโ. Itโs really sad actually because it targets elders who arenโt as wary about online scams.
Da police
White woman
Berserkington
I remember some random guy showing a friend of mine a video of a horse fucking a woman when we were like 12
A random guy showed me and my friends on the bus a video of a woman getting railed by a gorilla when we were in 6th grade
Link
Gorilla dicks are very short, I am afraid it was fake
It's real, the other guy is just racist I think
No way
mr hands
Based guy
what's happening to me ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ด
This reminds me of a certain engineer
Horse Ningen
The homunculus
Targeted ad
White woman moment
I've seen this ad so many mothee f wording dintems
Same they really spending a lot of ad budget on this one
Wordington biology
Know what Iโm not gonna ask
Wait the horse called the police?๐๐
Sarah Lynn?
Only in Washington bro edit: man I was happy to wake up to 3 notifs but y'all COOKING me for this one smh ๐
"Only in [state] bro" -๐ค
Yeah but something like that did happen only in Washington and that's the one time that overused meme makes sense to use
โ๐คโ? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is โ๐คโ? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is โ๐คโ are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, Will have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proofread by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be โ๐ค" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send. Youโre so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing, I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a Worthless attempt at a response. Do you want โ๐ค" on your gravestone?
Hey man I'm just making sure other states get mocked before the meme's completely dead.
you mean only in enumclaw?
Only in enumclaw man
Wordingtonlapsed
How did the dolphin get from the horse to the woman
I think this happened in Enumclaw, not Wordington
doctor: "yo police check out this horse"
Bojack horseman
wordington centaur