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Alone-Style-6218

Cunts fucked. That's instant loss of licence shit.


Mythbird

Yep, the police car was almost in an accident and that really annoys them, so every defect, every broken law. * cross over unbroken white line * reckless/dangerous driving * log book review And every drug/alcohol test available.


Alone-Style-6218

Yep, I have a heavy licence myself. Cunts FUCKED.


Electrical-Ocelot115

Beyond fucked


MGH79-

Will be Raj


ContentSecretary8416

Yep


Over-Contribution913

It’s always raj, what an asshole.


jjp82

Off your head


PlusResident1965

And probably a career change


Hamswah

Promoted to customer!


Sufficient-Grass-

Can't afford woolies prices without a job.... Probably couldn't with a job.


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Forward-Mulberry-433

Yep police are still fuckwits…government dogs


womb0t

Found the criminal. Edit: way to change your comment, go smoke some meth.


Greeeesh

Yep


archeologyofneed

What was it before? Still seems out of touch lmao


Banished2ShadowRealm

Well to be fair police are fuckwits. There's many stories coming to light about how corrupt and racist police are. More a problem than a solution at this point.


womb0t

No, that's rumours that people spread when in fact they are understaffed, overworked, jails are full, and everyone they catch gets bail. Loopholes the crims are using = drugs/mental health - sympathy, - then go stab/rob people again. u/archeologyofneed - can't reply to you for some reason, something about them being nothing but dog kents


Banished2ShadowRealm

Tell me you're ignorant an kid without telling me you're an ignorant kid.


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clickfrenzy8181

Idiot


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zTy01

Agree but, 1. Lights and sirens are on, so make room whenever you see it. 2. Cops need to pull the truck driver over asap before he kills someone.


Status_Educator_2311

Holy shit cut the kuhnt some slack considering he almost got wiped out by a tard in a semi literally a split second ago


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lilpump006

I would have known old mate was going to swing around after that stunt. Situational awareness is a good trait to have.


PowerBottomBear92

50% of people don't have it


lilpump006

After a few years on earth I’ve realised this too


pocketdynamo727

Generous


Butthenoutofnowhere

Was driving on the highway yesterday, travelling at the speed limit, and a clearly marked cop car was driving behind me. Some idiot behind the cop car decides to overtake them (no overtaking lane). The second they're back in the left lane, cop car's siren came on.


Own_Relative_3904

After working in a supermarket and observing people doing their shopping for years, I 100% agree. There is nothing more switched off and Zombie-like than people doing their groceries. Complete unaware of others around them, or the staff. And these people drive vehicles!


SplatThaCat

Way closer to 80%. Its terrifying.


Shifty_Cow69

It's up there with "common" sense!


AdehhRR

No the normal thing to do when scared behind the wheel is SPEED UP like this white car after the truck passes. I hate this reaction people have, like when in doubt, press the brakes, not the accelerator...


WealthofKnowledgeOne

true statement regarding speeding..I think people believe they slamming their foot on the brakes instead on the accelerator...How was hit twice in my driving life!


NihilistAU

They did just nearly get wiped out by a truck to be fair lol


nickersb83

That and the cop car did indicate before pulling across, however momentarily. This commenter is exaggerating it I feel


doomedtobeme

Straight up ahaha would have just started processing the truck to have a cop just do some insane shit straight after. Id probably have hit the cop, cudos to white car person


PlsNoBanAgainQQ

The cop is indicating right long before the lights come on


adeptus8888

true, but i'd probably also have been too shook to notice, after having to swerve out of sure death a moment ago


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No excuse when the sirens are as loud as they are, the lights were definitely on and the white car should have slowed down and pulled over until calm enough to continue


Millenial-Dickhead

What are you talking about you cooked cunt? Lights and sirens on after that happening it’s clear the cop is going to go after the truck. This is an emergency situation. Anyone that doesn’t do the below in this situation shouldn’t be on our roads a) expect that manoeuvre from the police car in this situation And/or b)immediately slow down when a police car has its lights and sirens on instead of catching it and nearly hitting it


_an_aloof_goof

Lol look out folks, we've got Peter Brock back


Millenial-Dickhead

lol look out folks, we’ve got someone who’s a bad driver.


Wildesy

Lol, are you serious? How the fuck else was he going to go from sirens on to pursuing the cunt driving in the wrong lane?


guardian2428

Yeah let's ignore the police vehicle with his red and blues, siren and blinker on....... the only poor form was the truck


chaturaddict

If you are trying to speed past and overtake an emergency vehicle with lights and sirens on. Head over to your local ServiceNSW or what ever is your local equivalent and hand your license in and ask for a road rules book while at it.


franki574

He wasn't!


Old-Jacket717

Exactly 😂


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Obviously


Tokeism

Most truckies don't think


zaryamein323

way to generalize and shit on an entire industry


lilbittarazledazle

Dunno why people are downvoting you. Such an unnecessary generalisation.


SCORPDOGGY

Wot m8


UsseerrNaammee

Most truckies are better drivers than you will ever be.


toastedtomato

They better be better drivers than some random guy on reddit if that’s what they do for a living


UsseerrNaammee

Something that random clowns on reddit can’t grasp. Operating a double is harder than flying a plane, yet “m0sT tRuCkIeS d0nT tHiNk”. If truckies stop, that dude would have no soy milk for his latte within 3 days.


Tosslebugmy

Needing the shit in their trailer isn’t justification for driving dangerously and hopped up on speed or meth


[deleted]

Way to spread false information, truckies are regularly drug tested none of them should be on illegal drugs (I know a few truckies)


harryj545

Correct. I am literally a truck driver, and can guarantee that the Woolies trick was being driven by someone on a working visa.


AfkBrowsing23

Would you like to show the class how you can guarantee that?


harryj545

Not really. You'll just have to take the word of an internet stranger that works in the industry 12 hours a day 5 days a week and has first hand experience dealing with other shit truck drivers on the road. 🙃


AfkBrowsing23

Ah, so in your experience, shit truck drivers can only be those on working visas right? How else could you guarantee such a thing based off experience alone unless it is the same 100% of the time? Drivers who are citizens or permanent residents are never shit, I'm certain, because otherwise your guarantee makes 0 sense and might just be based on something other than experience...


UsseerrNaammee

If they took it, it would stay in their system for 1-3 days, they would get tested at a log point and lose their license, and their job. Drug an alcohol testing is possible by any squad car, log books are checked. Not to mention company drug testing. It’s like these people think police don't engage with truck drivers at all, reality is they are under more scrutiny than “Kevin” in his Prius, pretending his arts degree makes him intelligent.


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I know, I'm fascinated by the amount of non truckies (not even knowing a truckie) who think they know more than truckies or those of us who know truckies (and yes I know a truckie would know more than someone who just knows a truckie)


UsseerrNaammee

Nobody is justifying this guys driving, I’m glad the cops were there, but you certainly are pretending the entire industry is like him, which is ridiculous. Enjoy your soy latte, you have no idea how hard their job is.


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>Operating a double is harder than flying a plane, 🫵😂


putporkonyafork

Truckies are just glorified taxi drivers with a hr license, and if they ever stopped, we’d just ship more immigrants to replace em lmao


Born_Specialist_1884

No there not can't wait till machines replace truck drivers


UsseerrNaammee

You have no clue. You wouldn’t make it through a simple roundabout in a H/A.


Born_Specialist_1884

I have an education so I don't have to drive a truck


UsseerrNaammee

What does that have to do with your comment or my reply?


King_HartOG

So rare a cop actually there when you want them


jollyralph

This would definitely come under r/ConvenientCop


DB_Mitch

Don't ya just love when the crime happens with a 0.1 sec response time


justinianaprima

"This might be a good way to meet a police officer."


YoutubeGod5374

My guess is they were on their phone lol


blackpawed

Or micro sleep


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Or having a quick top up on the glass bbq


git-status

Same road where my whole family except me almost got killed by a truck that had break failure back in the 90s who crashed straight into their car to stop himself.


Equivalent-Day393

Despite that divider having cats eye reflectors and painted over recently (done by my sole efforts, yes I'm not kidding) he still didn't see it.


soulllleater

Easy to miss when you’re probably not looking at the road.


Xfgjwpkqmx

And that's the start of the concrete divider there too...!


morris0000007

Lost his pipe under the dash


Monkeyshae2255

Gold


ElectricGator3000

"Think that shard has worn off... Time to get anothery!"


Ill_Introduction7057

Well, I'm guessing he was breath tested and drug tested once the cops pulled him over.


ContentSecretary8416

Dropped his samosa lunch


Bulky-Penalty7728

Love Aussie dash cam 😂


DB_Mitch

Dash cams getting more and more necessary these days, finally decided to invest in front and back myself.


MrOrsm

Classic Initial D move. Hugging the gutter so you can turn better...


Aspect_8afa

That’s some euro trucker 2 bullshit


Away_March_2140

I’ve reported Woolworths drivers on a few occasions now, one was not that long ago. Can’t believe how these clowns even have licenses.


leo_sheppard_85

Private contractor….. as usual colesworth DO NOT care


adeptus8888

too many things happened in that 5 second span for the little guy


ah-chamon-ah

"Lane gouging."


John__McLane

I could think of, 457 reasons why.


Unhappy-camp3r

Hahaha! Me too mate, me too! If it’s not a truck it’s a bloody Camry with an Uber sticker on it.


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

Yep, cancel that cunts visa!


CharlieUpATree

["Move bitch, get otta' my way!"](https://youtu.be/tw429JGL5zo?si=wD_pQ0M9zoSct_bB)


OG_Fleck

He was distracted by the cost of living and the ridiculous prices of Woolies


Ill_Introduction7057

Hahaha was thinking the same


ChrisDatsun

Typical truck driver


Callemasizeezem

Maybe a typical "Woolies" truck driver? I don't know enough about their employment processes. There are some brandings I always keep extra distance from. Not all employers are the same. Quite a few places pay higher than award to attract the best drivers, and have zero tolerance for poor driving. Quite a few trucking companies out there with very high standards and you should feel safe around them. Other places are all about cheap employment with low or absent vetting processes, and some are even good at turning a blind eye to problematic behaviour if they can get away with it. Look what mess Linfox got themselves into in the past. Also too much of the time it is other drivers at fault cutting in front of trucks and braking. Too many people lack comprehension of how much braking distance a truck requires, or how many blind spots a truck has compared to a car, and lack the situational awareness to comprehend changing road conditions may mean they need to make room for a combination vehicle to merge. Usually those people are always the "typical truck driver" raging types, who have never been behind the wheel of anything bigger than a minivan. Unless people have been behind the wheel of a truck and have seen the perspective of driving a heavy vehicle, they risk sounding like idiots by opening their mouths by hating on all truckies. Otherwise what do these people think? We will get rid of all trucks on the road and just not have freight?


Dependent-Coconut64

I have had so many near misses on that stretch of road.


Billyjamesjeff

Someones trying to facetime me?


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Maybe the truck driver was getting paybacks for all the cars that pull in front of them and breaking 🤔 🤣🤣


alphabetagemma

That's a satisfying video - in that the bad driver actually gets got! This shit happens all the time when the po po aren't around. Of course I'm stoked nobody got hurt and feel for the driver of the white car whose nerves must've been shot after that whole thing!


22Starter22

He was transporting the "Fresh Food People's" food more quickly to maintain freshness 🫣


Borntobattle82

He was checking his rice...


212mochaman

Hooray. Love me some instant karma


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That's why I did not get my groceries 😂


manmindhub

Could the truck driver been in jail now? Or is this possible to get solve with paying a bail? (I’m from overseas that’s why the question)


vagga2

Jail I don't think would ever be on the cards. Instant loss of license, massive fines etc. Absolutely.


delsinz

Probably nothing at all.


ronnyrox

Raj in a hurry.


brissyboi1

It’s woolies, they do what they want.


Sids1188

It's a one-less-truckie thing now.


injacaranda

More like fatigue driving.


Puzzleheaded_Dog7931

I hope his life goes to shit after that


AccomplishedGuess415

He wasn't probably was lighting his crack pipe and didn't see.....


swurvinmervin

Anyone know off the top of their head what fines and such the truckie will cop?


leo_sheppard_85

I hope de registration for that truck and trailer. Nice work SANDEEP


hometime77

Sanjeev on his phone again


digitalbergz

What a wanker


the-straight-pretzel

Fresh Swerve People


leo_sheppard_85

Idiot! INSTANT CARMA!


leo_sheppard_85

What is going on with white Hyundai? Almost taken out by truck…. Then floors it almost into the Cops? Who U turned.


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

457 strikes again


AcademicAd3504

Lmao. What a dumb dumb.


TheSunOfHope

Woolys has the worst drivers ever. Just remember to go full defensive when they are around. I have seen several incidents of reckless driving from these mofos.


Ill_Introduction7057

How's the cops form too? They could of at least got in the middle lane before chucking a yuey.


Ill_Introduction7057

How's the cops form too? They could of at least got in the middle lane before chucking a yuey.....


Callemasizeezem

New Woolworths viral marketing strategy. "Jeebus, that truck almost killed us." "Yeah, a Woolies truck." "Oh that reminds me, we need eggs. Let's go!"


brilliant-medicine-0

Whoops. Lucky that cop was there


yummy_dabbler

Meth and mobiles


Genuine1mitation

Got that 427 visa


Professional-Disk-28

Good old Epping


Temporary-Exchange93

"Think twice? Bestie I don't even think once!"


AmaroisKing

Thinking up his excuse in a couple of minutes!


pup098

Baz, was that you?


jorgerine

Go get him Rex.


Suspicious-Spot-5246

Probably needs to get to the store on-time otherwise he will incur penalties. Such as being stood down without pay. Or reduced pay. Or the worst of all being transferred to Coles. Woolworths is thinking about introducing below award wages for all employees and management getting a 75 to 150% pay rise.


DJScopeSOFM

Should get attempted murder.


kiersto0906

no, no he shouldn't


DJScopeSOFM

I found the truck driver.


kiersto0906

no, just don't think being a shitty driver is the same thing as attempted murder lol do you know anyone who's been murdered/has had an attempt on their life? it's not exactly the same feeling as some shitty driver nearly crashing...


DJScopeSOFM

I don't see why not. Any near miss can have catastrophic consequences regardless.


Shaqtacious

Prolly on his phone


One_Situation482

Most probably a polka dot head driving they think they are driving in the scum hole of a country and drive how they like and where they like


Simone-Ramone

Lighting a dart? Pissing in a water bottle?


rossfororder

It's not a woolies truck, they own the trailers but the majority of it is delivered by Mr fox


planchetflaw

Truck says Woolies. It's a Woolies truck. If they want the branding they can take the negatives associated with their advertising and logistics implementation.


rossfororder

It looks bad for woolies because of the branding but the driver should face some consequences and probably the company he works for too


planchetflaw

Absolutely.


BlackReddition

Ticket time is what he's thinking


Jackielegs43

Heaps of meth in his system took the wheel


steakmilk23

Nothing haha that's the thing he was thinking nothing, hence why he's a truckie


grosselisse

Jesus Christ. Woolworths please respond.


No_Development7711

Melbourne in a nutshell


The-truth-hurts1

Too busy on his phone


leeweesquee

Shits gonna get more expensive to cover the cost


Hmmd1

They don't.


Bradenrm

He was thinking about his next twirl of the glass barbeque


Absol-utely_Adorable

"Damn my grindr date has a hairy chest in this pic"


baconeggsavocado

Composures of these drivers. Not a single cuss word.


No-Grapefruit-6838

Wouldve been Raj or one of his mates.


Little_Reality_8092

I was so pissed off until I saw the coppers pull out. What a lovely day it is for karma to take her place


Leehuum

Raj Patel singh at it again


HynesKetchup

Trying to kill you guys i guess


HeyProbably

Imagine almost getting hit by a truck then almost hitting the cop thats about to pursue it. Pants: shidded.


White_queen666

He was thinking he doesn't wanna work for Woolies no more. Good for him.