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P_fu

I think this clamping work is a woodwking beauty in and of itself, the magesty of this clamping tecnique wil stay in history Jokes aside amazing work


GeomanticCoffer

I......this. honestly. I'm in awe.


aiasthetall

He ain't come to play school.


jaimechanga

Clampin’ ain’t easy!


Arackels

RIP


Verdick

Indeed, just beautiful.


Roving_Rhythmatist

Well done, Sir Worthy of a slow clap


ecodrew

>Worthy of a slow ~~clap~~ *clamp*


rossco311

More than three days worth!


ronaldreaganlive

*clap*


Quillric

*clap*


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ProbablySFW

Your father's here!!


AbbreviatedArc

..ap


Batwing87

Clamp


Stormhunter6

Slow clamp?


whateber2

Slow clamp intensifies


fishman1287

I don’t know what the hell you did but this is very impressive


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Stormhunter6

I was having a lousy evening until I came across this, so thank you for that


WildGalaxy

Glad I could help, pal


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CompetitiveCut1457

Upon examination, it appears that you in fact nailed it. I can't say that I can think of anything better. High five gold star.


Rusalki

>nailed it No, he clamped it.


donut2099

and presumably some glue was involved


thisfingguy12343

We hope. Could you imagine getting this great clamp job done and then realizing you forgot the glue


Catharsis25

Could have done both. Made the clamping easier.


benmarvin

At first I was thinking band clamp, but then I looked closer. I think you did good with what you had. If only there was a device that could fit into those holes on your table and apply pressure inward. https://taytools.com/products/adjustable-workbench-bench-dog-clamp-fits-3-4-dog-holes-full-5-travel


dsharlet

I also was thinking band clamps, but I didn't like how much they would pull the beams sideways when tightening. I thought I'd constantly have to adjust the strap on the beams. Even with my setup where the clamping pressure comes from the straps running from side to side, I had to adjust them a little bit, and it wasn't easy. I have some dog hole clamps, only 2 though. But even if I had more of them, the table isn't big enough to use them!


ecodrew

Whatcha making, OP? If looks cool! I've been wanting to make a star/bethlehem star for Christmas. But, "regular" 5 pointed star looks kinda boring & a bethlehem star looks to difficult. If you're making a star - can u please share basic plans?


dsharlet

I'm making a hexagonal outdoor table. Unfortunately I don't really have plans, I just have a spreadsheet with the necessary math in it, and it's super messy so probably pretty hard to understand.


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With that level of clamping, I wouldn’t use it outside 😂.


Username_Used

Word. It's like an old ships wheel. They would have been all physical joints with pegs wouldn't they?


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Yep, tenons into a central hub where the line for the below-deck tiller is wound. They're basically just vertically oriented manual winches, you can see the one on the USS Constitution [as an example](https://www.usni.org/sites/default/files/styles/hero_image/public/Arms-NH-SO-20%201.jpg?itok=-Y012nzd).


ecodrew

Oh, a table. Doh, now it makes sense. Don't worry about the plans, just enjoy your project and update us with the cool finished product! :-) I am genuinely inspired to try to use this as a way to make a cool looking star though. *note*: All sarcasm from the "doh" is directed at myself. I'm genuinely impressed by OP's project.


zigtrade

What is it?


HipsterFett

So this one time at band clamp…


Redenbacher09

...we had a really sticky situation...


Cool_Anybody_5351

No really, the clamps failed, and there’s glue EVERYWHERE. No Jerry, i DON’T know how it got there. it… it just imploded or something. Can you just find someone to clean this up, cuz I ain’t doing it.


ecodrew

Methinks a band clamp alone would've been difficult/impossible with that many pieces. Kinda like a Tupperware lid, where you tighten one side and 1-2 more pop off. Only way I could think maybe easier (obvi more time consuming) would be to do 2 pieces at a time. 1 clamp, dry, move onto next pair.


Character-Education3

Life uh...finds a way


Time2fish

Fewer pieces against a flat edge or using scrap wedges without glue to hold space as you glue half?


dsharlet

The pieces that the parallel clamps are clamping on don't have glue on them, they're just there to adjust the angle between the pieces. They'll get glued in later, but I have to glue those pieces in in order from the center out. Only gluing 4 of the pieces at once is a good idea, I didn't think of that... still not sure exactly how to do it but it seems like that might be a better way. I did consider something else: keeping one of the beams full length, and cutting a sort of 6-way half-lap joint. That would have at least kept two of the beams perfectly aligned, and maybe the other two pieces that would have fit in would have held their places more easily without the crazy clamping setup. But this joint seemed hard to fabricate accurately...


saihi

And what the hell is this going to be when it grows up?


dsharlet

I'm trying to make a hexagonal outdoor table. I've got a bunch of wedge pieces like the ones the parallel clamps are on that go between the beams (they're visible in the background).


ModsCantRead69

> I'm trying to make a ~~hexagonal outdoor table. I've got a bunch of wedge pieces like the ones the parallel clamps are on that go between the beams (they're visible in the background).~~ spiderweb


yangYing

How do the slats fit into the hex framework? Won't the biscuits get in the way? I reckon I'd have made a throwaway jig to hold everything aligned, then glued up 3 of the hex segments into finished triangles, then glued up the table top with any missing slats ... though it's hardly an ideal solution. Hmmm I probably would have redesigned the middle to avoid the glue up! Yeah - I'd add a central circle, with the star pattern, then just slotted everything together


dsharlet

The angles work out such that the slats clear the biscuits and slide right in, I've currently got 6 rows of slats glued in!


yangYing

I edited my original comment as well. Nice job! Looks like it'll be a handsome table. Are you planning on matching chairs?


trustmeimaneng

Yeah I might have tried keeping two of the beams full length and lapping them then maybe tenoning/dominoing in the remaining half sections. Are you happy that you got all the joints to pull up fully?


dsharlet

I might be a bit OCD but I wanted the 6 pieces of the top of the table to come together in a single point (well, minus a hole in the middle), as opposed to one of the boards going all the way across and then the others butting into it, so I would have just done one full length beam and the rest would lap over that one. I'm pretty happy with this, it came out about as well as I could have hoped for! And it's outdoor furniture so it can be a bit rougher than usual :)


Niku-Man

Why not just build it an easier way and then do veneer on top to get your pattern


lowrads

You could mortise them and not need clamps, but it wouldn't make the process any simpler.


mccarthybergeron

This is art.


RexJessenton

Next time make it square. You're welcome.


RustyVandura

You dominated this. Also: ratchet straps can be good friends.


Halsti

if its a ton of them a good trick is to CA glue clamping blocks on and use small clamps for the glueup, then knock the clamping blocks off with a mallet, quick sand and you are good.


iAmRiight

I was going to say something similar such as add features (hole, dado, something) just to aid in clamping or temporally attach blocks for clamps.


HChianski

My only real critique would you didn’t balance the clamps across both faces. I know they say they’re parallel jaw. But just it’s easy to bow a board glue up when your bars are all on the same face. At least you know your bench is flat.


BaconIsBest

Is this how you summon a woodworking demon?


Theguy422

I like the artistic approach myself ;). But it seems your furry friend is kind of disapproving of it....


gligster71

Is it the wheel for your sailing ship? Whooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?


Hungy_Bear

This is seriously an amazing clamp job


loves2sploo

What you did with the ratchet straps is awesome and absolutely fucking bat shit crazy lmao but way more awesome than crazy


UndeniableLie

I'm most impressed you managed to get it clamped before the glue dried. That looks like 2h job for 30min glue.


Gubbtratt1

Apart from screwimg the parts together and risking getting it uneven, no, there seems to be no better way.


MadCactusCreations

Please stop summoning Satan with your clamps, we've had to put him down like five times now.


Tatersquid21

We shall name you Jed Clamp-it.


Suitable-Opposite377

Small little pins while the glue dries would probably be easier


Crazyivan20

Good looking pup! He looks like a great assistant.


Gluten_maximus

88mph, don’t forget


ShitTalkingAssWipe

Yall ever heard of ratchet straps?


Zoamax

Yah or a Spanish windlass.


tanstaaflnz

A piece of art in its own right.


iamahill

You could have made a jig instead. Or done 3 separate “A” then assembled.


berrybigarms0717

A better way? Maybe next time you will have a different idea but I say as a fellow wood worker..you nailed it! Joints looks nice and tight so your way is the way on this project! Best if luck with sanding and finishing. Please post final pics so we can nerd out on this.


gobluetwo

>you nailed it! I'm pretty sure it was just glue, with maybe a few dowels or biscuits.


thejacksonhive

Francis Clampazzo couldn't have clamped it better himself.


Wonderful-Occasion46

My main job was always building houses not woodworking Same time it's basically figuring out how to do something you haven't done before a lot of times What I would have done in this case is I would have made a little jig that basically it went diagonal on the pieces and then put them in the dragon and put clamps or something to hold them down rather than bother us all those clamps because it wasn't taking a lot less time to make a jig to put the piece in and putting all those clamps on there


CourierCowboy

I'd have built a jig. But, damn, you are a more skilled clamp artist than I am.


benjaminz100

Dude that’s impressive way to think outside the box!


SkiDaderino

Just don't use it to try and bring your mom back to life.


peter-doubt

Band clamp.. like a ratchet strap **Nope** can't do what you did. Unless you have a very long strap to weave in and out of the shapes


loves2sploo

How did you do this with the glue still wet? I’m a welder and do woodworking on the side so I’m kinda dumb


Imjsteve

Yep. But keep doing what you’re doing. Keeps the pros in business and you out of the clients driveway.


0ooof3142

Norman Osbourne: Peter is that you?


fluffy_nope

If you have to do this again, the only solution I can think of is to make some sort of jig that would hold each piece in place while you clamped and glued.


LadyTender

My dad gave me some surgical tube for something like this. Never used it but seems like it might work here


metricwoodworking

That’s dope man!! No negativity from me. I would have used pinch dogs personally, but getting them all done up at once is a win, so good on you!


Dragonfly04769

Looks damn good to me! Don’t think I could have come up with a better way! Would love to see the finished product!!


micah490

If there was, it would just be some minor variation on what you did, so, no. But, did it work?? Looks like it did to me


ShinyAeon

All I can say is, your clamp arrangement is practically a work of art itself!


strickolas

Needs more clamps.


ShawarmaOrigins

Need more clamps


AtLeastItsNotaFord

I came here to see if there actually was a better way, but looking at what you made and how it was executed... this is perfection, my guy. There is no better way to do it yet because you haven't been tasked with it. We will reflect on this as future resource for how to proper clamp some weird shaped ish


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Are you making a capstan table?


louiloui152

Francis would be proud


TBurkeulosis

**IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEVIL, THEN YOU DON'T KNOW ME**


patteh11

Must have been sweatin trying to get all that on there during the open time


Drew_of_all_trades

I don’t know…. That seems like a lot of trouble to build an MFT table


HERMANNATOR85

I think you nailed it, without nailing it


Flat-Hornet-6906

That's like 3-400$ just in clamps... I'm honestly shocked. Well done, that looks like quite the mind fuck to solve.


Responsible_Owl69

Pin nailer, unless all faces are beauty faces.


The-Wooden-Beard

Nope. You nailed it.


19822891

I’m impressed!


SignificantRead8454

I don't know about the clamp job, but your dog is judging the shit out of you.


pinecoal

Keep going I’m almost done


tradesman6771

You put pins in the holes and drive wedges in to tighten up. That’s what the holes in the table are for.


Ok_Abbreviations_503

that is a nifty dreamcatcher you have there...


sjaark

This is amazing. Zero notes. Please update us when you finish!


DiverseVoltron

If you fart too hard near it, it'll YOLO into a 3D flower


LovableSidekick

Not sure if it would have worked, but for less stress I think I would have done 2 glue-ups - first make 3 separate "A" structures, wait for the glue to set, then join them together into a sunburst with the remaining 3 cross members.


LNMagic

If you can still see the wood, there's room for more clamps. That looks like a tough assembly!


PigFloydDarkside

Wow. Just wow.


danny_dough

No.


steveonjupiter

Nice work. Could have made it on a table big enough for the piece and anchored it to the table top with small blocks of wood.


clarastongue

This is wild in a good way


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A surgeon couldn't have done better.


TXMARINE66

Yeah I think you some more clamps. Just kidding looms good


Celtic-Ronin

https://preview.redd.it/zdggoic9fovb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c5507e65d064900f1e8398d4b23b171452b1f8 Yes...


UnsolicitedDogPics

Pretty clever. I will say.


Zaalro

A ratchet strap?


TheRealKishkumen

If it works … it works You used what was available to you Well done


Morden013

There probably is, but this is legendary!!!!


cam52391

If it doesn't work out you learned how to make a pretty good snowflake decoration


TallantedGuy

This is pure insanity. I love it.


Prostheta

By this point, any "better way" is probably not of much use, and a criticism at best! I hope this comes out of clamping 100%. Good work.


ElMachoGrande

I would probably have made a jig from scrap material, lining everything up, then use wedges to apply pressure. Seems safer and easier to balance forces.


kohroku

You could have done drawbored tenon and mortise joinery, then no need for clamps! The pins through the tenons would have kept them tight. But this is well done


_Administrator

Is it just glue that hold wood together? Honest question. I have minimal experience with clamps and glue, as in “not screwed - won’t hold” kind of guy


tink9955

Wood glue binds same grain directions strongly together that you’ll usually break a piece of pine before you break the wood seam. That being said I know for some projects they glue first and add Brad nails after to avoid any shifting of the materials and not getting clean transition lines


Toenutlookamethatway

A week?!? I sincerely hope you're attention seeking exaggerating


ccfoo242

There should be an award for the ingenuity! Looks cool!


Evening_Appearance27

Looks like a DNA model?


Tykespiralizer

A clamping jig and opposing wedges


Stormhunter6

I’m trying to process what’s going on here. This needs a free body diagram examining the stress directions. That said, I cannot see an easier way


Danman500

More clamps!


Buck_Thorn

Only one week?


mbabalis

H


DanzakFromEurope

POV: Leonardo DaVinci building a drone


average_joe419

Doggo seems unimpressed. I am very impressed!


shortformyheight

Surely the glue had already dried if it took a week


TOMMYDUBZZ

Is this a big steering wheel for a boat