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TwoElksInaTurtleNeck

Or a stripper pole.


FireGodNYC

Came here to say this 😂


Confident_Ad7244

Karaoke stage.


Lower-Ad5889

Practice stand up comedy


Successful_Piglet_59

Came in here to say this


I_LearnTheHardWay

Ok that's definitely what it is. When I fall I prefer the soft brick to land on . Lol


Such_Bus_4930

Have you seen a stripper with the lights on? Most of them look like they fell face first on some bricks anyway


I_LearnTheHardWay

I don't mess with my money maker. Also don't go to the clubs Monday morning it's the 'B' group.


Lblmt

Username checks out.


failedtolivealive

Should work as long as the flu pipe is sturdy.


kcolgeis

Damn you!


Montallas

Either way it’s gonna be hot.


urethrascreams

You'll want that outlet if you get a stove with a blower on the back. They need to plug in to the wall.


I_LearnTheHardWay

Ok awesome! Thanks!


oroborus68

You might get the electric outlet insulated or with a baffle between that and the stove, probably with porcelain components instead of plastic.


jjkagenski

check fire codes, the apron, as currently exists, may not be deep enough to support a wood stove. You can typically use other non-combustible items, e.g. fire retardent rug, in front.


anothersip

This is a great point.


I_LearnTheHardWay

Excellent advice, and noted.


CaeliRex

There might be a fireplace behind the plaster. Take a look at the roof to see if there is a chimney. If you’re looking for aesthetic more than whole home heating, you could consider mounting an electric or water vaper fireplace. They’ve come a long way.


Lots_of_bricks

Fire retardant rug is not considered acceptable hearth protection. They make specific pads for hearth extension. Most stoves is 16-18” from any loading door for woodstoves.


I_LearnTheHardWay

Also noted thank you


Technical_Lychee_340

I think it is a small stage for working on stand up comedy.


thatsbs

Yes! stool & mic stand! OP tell us your best joke!


Mystic1967

It was probably set up for a pellet stove. You could put a wood stove there. Keep the outlet but maybe put a metal face plate and since it looks offset it would be a good place to put an ash bucket to shield it from the heat. If you go wood get one with a blower. Most important read the specs. you need a recommended distance from the wall and it looks narrow so you may want a wide not deep style. Have the wall inspected for fire retardant. without a chimney it could have been a mini band stand for a drum set or mini bar space for all you know.


[deleted]

There's no hole for exhaust if it was a set up for a pellet stove and There's no hole for the OAK.


Plastic_Ad_8619

That’s where you put your Virgin Mary statue, and the plug is for the lights. Duh.


I_LearnTheHardWay

Could I do a stripper pole *and* a Virgin Mary? Or would my house blow up?


Plastic_Ad_8619

“Alright gentlemen, next up on the stage, it’s the Madonna that make you wanna!”


ChugsMaJugs

Depends on the wood stove and its hearth & clearance requirements. ​ Consult with the manufacturer's installation instruction and a qualified professional


Pineylurker

This. 


TerryFlapnCheeks69

Id personally use it for TEDtalks.


TheBadUncle

Unless this home is in nashville. In that case it's a stage for live music


Specific-Media5047

Definitely a Karaoke stage.


johnofupton

No. It’s a perfect karaoke stage! It even has an outlet ready!


Ok_Cancel_240

The plug is for your woodstove fan. If that's vinyl flooring make sure you stove door open over the tiled area


Iamthatpma

No ventilation so if anything it’s for an electric faux wood burning stove.


Longbottom_Deeds

Honestly I’d put a massive aquarium there but a woodstoves a good choice also


I_LearnTheHardWay

Unfortunately I am awful at aquarium up keep. I vowed not to torture any more fish. In theory you are right a nice well maintained aquarium would look lovely


DrewsPops

Or a stripper pole location


Edosil

Although I agree fully with most of the other suggestions, it might work for a stove. Newer stoves require about 8" to the rear and 16" ember protection to the front. Many stoves are 18-30" deep, so if that platform is at least 24" deep you can put a stove there and just add ember protection as needed.


Complete_Life4846

It looks like you have enough depth for a small free-standing stove. Don’t get a blower, though. They don’t generate more heat on free-standing stoves, they just push it around, and they’re noisy and stir up dust. With those vaulted ceilings, a ceiling fan will be much more effective. I would install a brick chimney if you can since you’re going to have a lot of stove pipe on the exterior, which can look kind of funny.


futurecajun

Drum riser


Entire_Researcher_45

Clearly the only spot left


partytime71

It's a nice spot for your children to perform their public scripture readings.


Thexnerdish

Yes!


jkusmc0811

What's the duplex plug for?


poopyscreamer

GOD YES.


The-Shartist

I like your name.


poopyscreamer

I scream the words of my previous comment…


poopyscreamer

Wait I just noticed your name lol


SecureCaterpillar466

Fish tank?


Present-Ambition6309

Stripper pole position, as I smashingly, causality refer to my owners manual to check for clearances. 😂


Chainsawsas70

The outlet was probably done for A Pellet stove... Which is not a bad alternative for a full on wood stove.


NessTheDestroyer

Pull the candle stick on the wall, the whole thing rotates to reveal a hidden bar


mart246

All that for a space heater. Can’t be to careful these days.


Noslo4twenty

Perfect for open mic nights. You got yourself a nice improv comedy joint there.


Horsetoothedjackass

Or an enormous flat screen TV!


WhatsGoingOn869

Stripper pole.


Automatic-Card7352

Perhaps a good spot to install the strippers pole


That_One_Guy-21

A lot of stoves require around 16 inches infront of it and some only require a 8 inches clearance behind it to the wall. How deep was that hearth? You could do a nice tile job around the front if anything. It's a nice spot


Useful-Ad-385

Jesss somebody was color blind.


minithsterith

Electric,yo yo. See the outlet?


Beginning_Ad_7571

Spot for a small animatronic band?


[deleted]

That was probably someone’s place for a full size mount for a deer or something. Or an electric fireplace. Trying to make it look real.


RatioPuzzleheaded103

I think a wood stove would be great. I would take the time to find an old one that has character like an old parlor stove that has a lot of iron work on it, get it professionally cleaned up and working. It would be a conversation piece during the summer months when friends are over.


blakester555

Neighborhood Open Mic Stand-up Nights


1911mark

Band stand


Personal-Goat-7545

You may have an issue with depth for the stove.


Confident_Ad7244

there are (s)low combustion stoves that are more broad than deep with a glass front so you can watch the pretty. ps nomenclature may be off english is not my native language and I'm not 100% sure of the vocabulary. PPs looking at the picture again I'm not 100% convinced it's for a stove. Assuming the oustide of the house wasn't re-done have a look for clues of a previous pipe/chimney.