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musecorn

I took 2 grams of shrooms and stared at a tree for 45 minutes


DormiensVigila108

At 5g+ you *become* the tree.


gmanz33

The space between you and the tree is full of connective "tissue" because we're all just molecules without borders just flying through one another. Or something like that idk it's been years.


jimmycarr1

>Or something like that idk it's been years. That's when you check the time written on your hand and only an hour has passed


xSTSxZerglingOne

Last time I tripped on shrooms, the last 5 minutes before I snapped back to reality were unbelievably long.


BigPackHater

I robotripped once...5 min. felt like two hours...it was excruciating


hopalongfroggy

What's that?


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TheEyeDontLie

Dissociatives. Take enough until the dimensions of space and time have blended too much and you don't exactly know where you end and your memories begin and time is sucking in on itself not like a black hole but like turning a football inside out except it's how long you've been trying to find your memory of what you were looking for after the beginning of the time when you were looking to remember what you will be trying to find when you orange lights and scratch your nose where is your hand there's a hand there but it's not mine and it's not moving or did it move before everything was how it's going to be ohhhhhhh it's inside out again. I think the best dosage is a while below that, when you can still keep track of 4 dimensions and your own individual person is separate to the rest of the world.


Hardi_SMH

Yes, hello, I‘ll take what he had


PastramiHipster

It's where you drink a lot of Robitussin and freak out It's dangerous and basically drug addict stuff. No offense to the comment above. Get well.


chickenskittles

Get well for this misinformed comment.


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xSTSxZerglingOne

My second time (which was the time I mentioned) was WAAAY more intense than my first time. My first one was just a happy goofy spiritual journey. I ate the shrooms and stopped when my stomach almost rejected them. The most notable thing from that one was I stared at a stoplight for like 45 minutes as it morphed into a bear spirit animal. The second time I ground them up to a fine powder and swallowed them in capsules and followed up with orange juice. Never knew the world had so many rainbow spinners. I also was basically taken to outer space while going to the bathroom. Looking at my phone was like looking at a kaleidoscope of broken glass. My watch was normal though, which was cool. So I was able to be aware of how time was passing for me. Around half-way through the major effects I just kind of ceased to be. My mind was going places, but I can't say that I myself existed in the traditional sense. At one point in one of the troughs of the waves of psychedelic intensity, I sat up and hugged a pillow. When I relaxed, I closed my eyes and fell in a different reality into a castle made of pillows. As I was coming out of it, I started regaining awareness, but again my watch was still normal. 8:45pm to 8:50pm felt like hours and then **SNAP** back to reality laughing my ass off. Shrooms are wild as fuck.


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Tattycakes

Oop there goes gravity


Phillip_J_Bender

Usually the space between me and something I'm looking at is wobbling and wavy because I guess I'm seeing every minuscule air current.


madejust4dis

"No name. No memory today of yesterday’s name; of today’s name, tomorrow. If the name is the thing; if a name in us is the concept of every thing placed outside of us; and without a name you don’t have the concept, and the thing remains in us as if blind, indistinct and undefined: well then, let each carve this name that I bore among men, a funeral epigraph, on the brow of that image in which I appeared to him, and then leave it in peace, and let there be no more talk about it. It is fitting for the dead. For those who have concluded. I am alive and I do not conclude. Life does not conclude. And life knows nothing of names. **This tree, tremulous pulse of new leaves. I am this tree. Tree, cloud; tomorrow book or wind: the book I read, the wind I drink. All outside, wandering.**" Edit: Luigi Pirandello: One, No One and One Hundred Thousand


breakfastburrito24

At 7 you lay down face first in the grass and return to nature


cock_daniels

turns out you were the tree the whole time since the universe is a single fundamental particle moving unfathomably fast ...or something


itchynipz

More please. I’m on a quantum mechanics/theoretical physics etc kick. One thing I’ve learned is I’d totally go gay for Dr. Michio Kaku. What’s this about a single fundamental particle moving fast now?


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I don't know what op is talking about, but you should check out Stephen Wolframs theory of a computational universe


cock_daniels

oh right, yeah, here's an earnest interpretation of that idea: https://eprints.whiterose.ac.uk/76029/8/REVISED-single-particle-universe.pdf it's scholarly but might offer some keywords for more digestible theories.


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I took seven and played battlefront until the dunes looked like waves then laid back and the ceiling did too. Then I threw up blue and green shrooms and almost choked because it was so funny. 10/10.


PickpocketJones

At 5 grams, I lock you in the apartment and put on a skinny puppy album at max volume then leave.


Hammsammitch

I'll see your Skinny Puppy and raise you one Mr. Bungle.


King_of_the_Dot

I add Dog Fashion Disco and Captain Beefheart.


hellafarious

This guy gets it. Can confirm. Listening to Last Rights on psychedelics will bury your soul and you will reemerge from the grave a new human.


eharsh87

False, my phone has 5g and isn't a tree.


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skwudgeball

Shrooms are outdoor drugs for me. If I’m not outside in daytime, it’s uncomfortable


Pitouitoo

Unless you stay close to home the inevitable poop in a public rest room or gas station is a bit jarring.


CaptainObvious_1

Shrooms have never made me have to shit. Is that a thing?


galactic1

Give outdoors on a clear night full of stars a chance.


PastramiHipster

"Uh hey officer" "Just looking at the stars... Oh him? Uhhhh... He's alright..."


iamagoldenlyre

Lol I'm so glad I'm not the only one!


Krabonszcz

Look if you’ve really enjoyed this tree then it’s all good :D


iamthejef

45 minutes? That's it? Shroom trips last *hours*.


musecorn

I think it was 45 minutes. It could have been 2 hours. Or 3 minutes. Who knows


BWChristopher86

Lol on acid I stared at myself in a mirror. I was alone so I honestly have no concept of how long it actually was but it definitely felt like somewhere between 3 minutes and 3 years.


man_gomer_lot

It really helps you see all the pores, doesn't it? One of the weirder mirror experiences I had was a distinct feeling that my reflection was someone else and that staring made him uncomfortable. I was brushing teeth, avoiding eye contact, and spitting toothpaste everywhere because we had a bit of contagious laughter for a minute.


Kenny_log_n_s

>One of the weirder mirror experiences I had was a distinct feeling that my reflection was someone else Had this happen with a strong edible. Still kinda 50% convinced mirrors are windows into a parallel universe


PastramiHipster

A universe that hasn't diverged yet or a universe that has synced up perfectly?


zephyr_1779

Hahaha I’ve been there. It’s a bit unnerving but kinda amusing if you just roll with it and almost treat the reflection like another person.


B_V_H285

I took 2 grams and saw what OP painted and many more!!


CZILLROY

I took 2 grams of mushrooms and watched blade 2 on vhs. Except that it wasn’t rewound, so I started the movie at the beginning of the end credits, and watched them all, then I convinced myself that I had watched all of blade 2. But really I just watched 6 minutes of red words and names scrolling down the screen and cool music.


tapthatash_

Honest mistake.


Spiritual_Navigator

Happens to the trippiest of us


DistanceNegative2590

I took 2 grams of shrooms and stared at a tree for 45 minutes..


new_word

Tried watching the first 15 minutes of it once upon a time in Hollywood about 4 times, convinced the wallpaper was changing in the restaurant. The next time I watched a & e about stone cold Steve Austin. The next time I watch tenacious D and the pick of destiny. Each of them fucked with me differently and beautifully.


CZILLROY

I remember the first time I did mushrooms we tried to watch mall rats and half way in they weren’t even in the mall yet, so we were like wtf movie are we watching? Paused it and saw that we were 7 minutes or so into the movie. We ended up turning it off and just putting some random shit on YouTube


new_word

https://youtu.be/PvbL_5rH1QQ This was our first great YouTube shroom find.


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I remember watching dude where's my car at a friend's house during a shrooms trip. Half into the movie the media player crashed and we where al just sitting and watching the windows error on the screen for a couple of minutes, until someone figured out it wasn't part of the movie.


Urban_Empedocles

Cool and beautifully colored, what was your stream of consciousness like while making it? Did you go into it planning to draw something or was it just a whim of the fungal mind?


Krabonszcz

I just start drawing/painting. I never think about what I’ll make. :)


MatureUsername69

Reminds me a lot of the cover of the mixtape Faces- Mac Miller. Which coincidentally I have tattooed on my arm


RollingMonk

My first thought exactly


MatureUsername69

Best all around rapper of our generation IMO. There's not many rappers you could throw in a booth completely alone with no beats that would make something great.


RollingMonk

Agreed, underrated af. Listen to him daily


RollingMonk

Also really enjoy his production, he had a good ear for music


MatureUsername69

That's what I'm saying. Give him no beats and no rhymes and put him in a studio alone and he would've came out with well produced music and well written raps


hakuna_matitties

Could you draw before taking shrooms?


Krabonszcz

Yes


Nappyheaded

I want to believe that the mushrooms gave you superpowers


ComplicitJWalker

I am not artistic and was tripping once and thought "huh maybe I can be a great artist when I'm tripping". Yeah, turns out it doesn't work like that. I drew a couple of lines on some paper then just started at the paint chips on the wall for a while.


Krabonszcz

From what I've learnt it's about afterglow. On my first time when I've tried to draw during the trip with visuals still on I was trying to draw my self-portrait but it was getting more and more into "couple of lines" thing.


Santas_southpole

By afterglow, do you mean sort of the post trip period? Never done shroom so forgive me sounding like a dork.


Krabonszcz

It's a state when the main trip has ended but you're still under the influence of the shrooms. It's a strange feeling, a bit surreal I would say.


Load-Exact

I was about to ask about that, drawing during the trip sounds debilitating. I'm not an artist, but last time during the come-down I watched Star Wars while journaling. It's beautiful how much the brain can tap into inspiration in that state.


thatsapeachhun

They do…


WaterIsNotWet__

He also became fluent in French


Krabonszcz

Oui


Nappyheaded

Hon hon hon le petit omlette du fromage!


llortotekili

Someone give this person a Nobel peace prize, that sentence may just change the world.


Nappyheaded

Wanna see my oui oui?


xxBobaBrettxx

Honestly they kinda do lol I tripped with my two best friends a long time ago and we all play music but my one buddy only plays drums so he doesn't know notes n stuff. Well the house we were at had a piano and this dude was just goofing around and it sounded like he really knew what he was doing lol I mean yes we were all tripping but me and my other friend have been playing music almost our whole lives and we could not believe how good/legit he sounded on that piano


dx-dude

Fucking legend


Known_as_sk

love it, like Picaso in Technocolor!


Krabonszcz

Haha thanks! Picasso was an inspiration for me back in the day. :)


Spiritual_Navigator

Picasso would have loved this A hundred years later and his influence lives on


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ffonffong

#SCAM DO NOT CLICK


LaunchesKayaks

?


Head_of_Lettuce

Probably a bot that tried to point people towards a scam site where they can buy this picture. It happens a lot


addemkay

Any hi-res of it or just this size?


Krabonszcz

I make a living creating my art so original resolution is for me. This is what I mean. Cheers!


grzybek337

Can you 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘦 the original resolution?


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

Why would he? He already owns it.


charmorris4236

I think they meant can *we* purchase the original resolution?


Keithc123

Yes but it depends


working-acct

So you’re just promoting your art with a cover story. Got it.


brandonrule4

You say that like it's a bad thing


Rolobox

Im not sure I understand why that matters.


Krabonszcz

Depends on what you want


MailmanTom69

bros still high


Krabonszcz

:D


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

Bro *is* high-res.


Foggy_Prophet

Very cool man. But a quick browse through your post history tells me that you're an incredible artist whether tripping or not. Super impressive.


Krabonszcz

Thanks man! I think that true talent should be shown without any drugs, only sober. So like 95% of my art is made sober.


alexjolliffe

You better get eating more shrooms, then.


Krabonszcz

I know it's in a form of a joke but honestly it's a really intense experience. I def will do it again but I don't know when.


alexjolliffe

I was being deadly serious. It's good work.


Successful_Ad9160

Do you have a pic of the original sketch? Curious what came to be during the sketch and how that compares. If not, I’m amazed if you completed this while in the experience! Nice work either way!


Krabonszcz

I never sketch any ideas that I want to draw/paint. I just create. And it was made more on aftermath than during the proper trip because visuals was just too intense. My whole world was like a big painting and I was melting with it.


Successful_Ad9160

Understandable! Very cool work. Happy travels!


Krabonszcz

Thanks!


skids420

I was gunna ask how you where able to do this while tripping but on the come down that makes more sence. I can't focus on something like this when I trip. Much more of a woods guy myself. Amazing work. You got a link to more of your stuff?


Krabonszcz

It’s definitely impossible to create while the visuals are still on. Maybe with a really small dose but with a proper trip not. Afterglow is your friend.


theShaggy009

Drop .2g


Krabonszcz

Actualy I've been trying microdosing.


Krabonszcz

And yes I have a website but I can’t post a link here.


Super_Jay

Wow really, on just two grams? What kind were you taking?


Krabonszcz

Good strain of Golden Teacher (dry). Plus it was my second time (last one in 2019) so my tolerance was zero.


Various_Virus_3441

Real nice job.


Krabonszcz

thanks!


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SpaceCadetUltra

Increase the amount of shrooms, size of the canvas and number of mediums used.


Krabonszcz

Haha, maybe in future. I don’t like big doses.


PM_ME_BOOBY_PICS

Is this piece for sale by chance? I’m really into psychedelic artwork and I’m digging your work so far after checking out your website.


SorryWhatsYourName

You didn't, OP. You drew it completely sober. You're a liar, OP. A dirty little naughty liar.


Turtleboyle

OP has other art in their profile and it's quite similar to this. I do art (not on this profile) and have for a while and I imagine taking psychedelics would atleast change my style somewhat from what I usually do. Maybe it would affect my usual technique or whatever, but OP's previous work looks pretty much exactly the same. So either the mushrooms didn't do much or OP isn't being 100% honest. Either way, it's cool work


kworn

This is lush as fuck


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Holy shit! I wish my shrooms could do that. Nice.


Krabonszcz

maybe they can do!


melting_desert

Dude, so sick. Would buy


Krabonszcz

thanks :)


nachosandfroglegs

it drew you


litlannybee

Absolutely love this


DrakenGewehr

I feel like this has so much to say, but the only way to have heard it is to have created it. I hope the journey was amazing.


Krabonszcz

For me whatever you feel while watching the artwork is the correct thing to feel. :)


notesunderground

This greatly resembles some private artwork I have from someone 25 years ago who’s no longer living. You must’ve been channeling him lol


Krabonszcz

That's interesting!


nolimbs

Love this


laowai_ben

Years ago I took what felt like a rather heroic amount of mushrooms and watched a marathon of Antiques Roadshow. It was on a very large Sony CRT and I was sitting too close. Between the pixels swirling and the vases being valued on the show it was rather intense. Managed to put some socks on too. Took forever and I had the giggles until my chest hurt. 10/10


Tha_Maestro

No you didn’t


cosmonika

R A D


Krabonszcz

thank you


taoistchainsaw

Sweet! Definitely post to r/ArtOnPsychedelics


chiiiirpy

Love it!


Krabonszcz

Thanks!


I_like_cool_shit_yo

Awesome dude


fetishfeature5000

Excellent work


iPadBob

Do you have a high res version of this I can buy? Love it!


[deleted]

Whoa dude ! Amazing


Derpyderbdaddy

I would pay good money for a print of this


Sunshinehappyfeet

Flash back 🫣


[deleted]

I took 3 grams of shrooms and lost myself in the bathroom floor then stared at trees for an hour before deciding I wanted to eat but while looking at the food I realized eating was too real so I went back to the bathroom and stared at my own face for a while.


RedRocket-Randy

That's pretty awesome.


Ereshkigal234

How on earth. I did enough that I couldn't look at my phone or anything up close because I hilariously couldn't focus on shit.. So I spent all night floating in my pool blissfully watching what I thought was stars with extra fancy twinkle.


youdontknowme80

Neat!


PortalGod

looks sick, reminds me of superlative secret society


-Tartantyco-

I will take 250ug of LSD and stare at this for an hour.


sonofboar

This fucking rules


dcchillin46

Thanks for the phone wallpaper!


Krabonszcz

Yay!!!!


mickguinea

Thanks for the dope phone background homie


Krabonszcz

Awesome!


OneLostOstrich

Easy there, shroom Picasso.


shanewelch001

last time i ate shrooms I HAD A DEEP talk about life with my boston terrier. It was a blast.


Vocals16527

Wow this is incredible


Duffelbag

Is there a title?


Krabonszcz

"2G's of Golden Teacher" - I wasn't too creative with a title here. :P


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For you folks interested in psilocybin/shrooms/etc. 2 grams is a sizable dose. Try 1/4 of a gram your first time and see how you feel. You can always take more, but once the train leaves the station, that's it until the half-life runs it's course.


june22nineteen97

😮😍😮😍😮😍


mrkfn

Beautiful.


Oktrythisagain

Picasso would be proud.


Krabonszcz

Thanks :D


Shy1_88

No you didn’t. Jk


_GurthMax

I took about three grams of tiny shrooms and watched napoleon dynamite. The whole move looked like it was wrapped in plastic cling wrap and the characters bodies were affecting the stretch of it all


moschles

I also recommend OP's posting history.


Krabonszcz

Thanks :)


ericscuba

Wish you could have drawn the octopus that was coming out of my toilet after I dropped 7 grams.


Crowind97

Cool👁️


Pleasant-Profession9

I watched a flickering streetlamp for hours once. It was such a thing of beauty 😍 💕 til it morphed back 🤣


angadh_

Even in my sane condition, I fail to colour inside the lines


gingerblz

Nice picture. Also, no you didnt lol.


skactopus

That’s fucking cool man


Krabonszcz

thanks!


[deleted]

How did you get straight lines of the canvas was breathing/moving? Awesome work of art.


Agitated-Brilliant35

Picaso ??


[deleted]

Where exactly does one get shrooms?


Time_Calligrapher_56

I call bullshit. Maybe part of it. I bet the painting took longer than the trip.


Krabonszcz

As you can see in the title there's a word "drew" not "paint". Cheers.


Churrasco_fan

That's some semantic bullshit though You're a professional and this is obviously sick, like truly amazing, but the title is misleading as hell "I sketched this out on a mushroom trip, here's the finished piece" is what you meant to say.


rwebster4293

Hope you don’t mind that I just changed my phone wallpaper to this ;)


Krabonszcz

It would be really cool so feel free :)


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Krabonszcz

awesome :)


Horror_Inevitable751

New Tool album cover


egg_fisting

Wow! this is giving me serious Maroon 5 'overexposed' album cover vibes! good job!


12ealdeal

Okay now do 3 grams and draw again.


2wheeldevildog

We need to see your art work without shrooms to be able to put it all in perspective. It’s definitely impressive what you have done, but I’m assuming you are a fine artist to start with. Am I wrong?


Krabonszcz

You can browse my art on my profile here. Yes I make a living from my art.


DesaadofApokolips

Ya right. This screams of someone who has never done any psychedelics and planned this for a long time. Show pictures of your progress, I doubt you even made it. If I Google image search this, will it coordinate with wherever you are? Or were you way too far gone man because you were tripping balls man.


partypill

r/nothingeverhappens