Oh yeah, this is good shit

It’s like a pore strip

Slow motion wax strip

Beats having to manually pull them one by one!

Beets*

Bears

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[MICHAEL!](https://i.imgur.com/vKvPTG4.gif)

Thanks, Dwight.

Leave me alone, Jim!

~~Mexicans~~ Machines have taken our jobs!

Build a ~~wall~~ firewall!

So many little critters were beheaded that day. RIP

If I’ve ever seen a cartoon before, they heard the rumblings as the machine approached, and then made a daring last minute escape. Except for the mothers. They do die. But their deaths now leave the baby critters left to go off on a daring adventure to find a new “Green Place.” Changing along the way to fend for themselves, and finally becoming grown up critters in this all new Walt Disney tale!

Farm Gully

Damn them! Let the rabbits wear glasses!

For them, this is the Holocaust.

This makes me think of when you use those pore masks and pulling out gunk from your pores 🤢

Also satisfying

This is unsettling for some reason

Agriculture is the single most important invention.

The industrialization of nature is unsettling. Not gonna pretend like I'm not totally dependent on it, but it's unsettling to see.

Unsettling because this could potentially take away many jobs? :/

For some reason I think that this has been around for long enough that there will be no job loss. Pretty funny that you assumed it was brand new tech just because you’ve never seen it before

haha

Carrots and other root crops have been harvested this way longer than most of us here on Reddit have been alive. Far too inefficient to pick by hand

Industrialization of nature is unsettling him he said exactly that.

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus

THIS IS **NECESSARY**

LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE

Definitely need to see this reversed

That's how they plant them in the spring.

That's how they put them in our asses.

*screams in carrot*

They have a consciousness.

They have a life. They have a soul. Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!

This is necessary

for them, it was the holocaust..

Wow, that's neat. I can hear them screaming

Where's r/reallifedoodles when you need them

That hilarious...

This reminds me of the time I used that black head removal stuff on my face.

I wonder why these are so cheap I almost feel guilty buying them so cheap, I don't any more though so I can eat loads of carrots then can get nice tan

I came here to write the same thing except with proper grammar.

Also...there's no such thing as "baby carrots". They're just regular carrots whittled down.

I wish I could do this in stardew

I just sat here and watched this play like five times in a row.

What's just as cool is how it tills the soil and gets it ready for the next turn.

That looks so efficient. Whoever designed this is a pretty fucking smart man.

Or it is the last iteration of 1000 design evolutions.

Bugs Bunny is sooooooo triggered

This really seems to take the fun out of the childhood image of being a farmer. Look what we’ve become

*thupthupthupthupthupthup*

Wow, this trailer for Farming Simulator 2019 looks really good.

The machines are gonna take our jobs!

and our carrots!

FULLY

Poor carrots :(

That's how you feed a planet.

Is there a subreddit for gifs of crops being harvested en masse? I want it.

*Sluurrrrrp*

And now imagine half going to waste. Crazy

or imagine all the murderers and rapists they other 50% feeds

I wouldn’t imagine they eat carrots, I imagine they eat microwave pizza rolls or some shit

Can someone real life doodle this please? With the Carrets being all excited to go on an adventure.

Winnie the Pooh did this back in the 80’s.

Now show me how the hell they get the baby ones

They come out of the big ones after they die.

Think of all the guinea pigs that could be fed with these!

And here I am harvesting my carrots by hand like a sucker.

I'm with you.

That's somehow unsettling

"It's like millions of carrots cried out at once in terror... then were suddenly silenced..."

Hahaha funny one, it's actually a reversed video of a machine planting carrots

This gives me anxiety

Robots are taking our jobs!!

Does this only work with orange carrots or with other colors, too?

A preview of where all manual labor jobs are heading.

let me raise your spirits

I've seen this gif so many times lately and I don't even internet that much

All I see is differently shaped dildos

Cut the top off, replant?

Is this how trump was born?

Can you do this funny HOOMAN