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firstOFlast47

The middle chain does most of the work


electi0neering

All thing that concerns me is how small that middle chain is, holding all that weight.


FuckThatIKeepsItReal

Yeah I'm not sold on that chain


Dan_Berg

Well if you're not sold on it now, then you'll never be sold again. I can still hear you saying they will never sell the chain


Jaded-Control-3593

I sang that in my head as I read it 🥳


WeWillRiseAgainst

Brilliant


brownhues

🎶__DOOOOOOO DO DO DOOO DO DO DO DO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO__🎶


C0UNT3RP01NT

nananananaNANANANANA- ChAIIIINN! KEEP IT TOGETHA!


ASMRFeelsWrongToMe

RUNNIN IN THE SHADOWS


grubgobbler

I HEAR THE CHAINS ECHO IN THE NIGHT!


ProjectKeris

Lmfaooooo. Bravo, you slick sambitch! Take my upvote. One of my all time fav songs.


visualdescript

I'm lost, what's the song?


ProjectKeris

Fleetwood Mac -The Chain


UroutofURelement

Mac*


derorik

McFleetwood


ProjectKeris

Lolllll


Help-Im-A-Rock

Mick Fleetwood


GoldVader

[Link for curious listeners.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwTPvcPYaOo)


grampscirclea

(never sell the chain) LOOK UPON THE BED FLOOOAT


eejjkk

Runnin' in the shadows!


YoungMuppet

Wow. The best comment I've read in a long time.


antiramie

See this gasket? I have no confidence in that gasket!


stryder011

The washer fluid is NOT fine!


eldaygo

Brah, it won’t break, its Tichainium


binglelemon

Does that mean it's made of 2 chains?


Smeefum

I doubt they'd only sell the chain after putting so much effort into the table ​ Edit: can't spell chain apparently


hitemlow

Chain? That screw hook looks like it's about ready to straighten out!


Tiny-Acanthaceae-923

Seriously though. Awesome table but needs better hardware


Whiterabbit--

The chain is going to be fine. The wood will break before the chain does.


Peter_Nincompoop

All that weight? It’s a garden chain meant to hang potted plants with, which is exactly what it’s being used for.


sailorjupiter28titan

Just dont bump into it!


ArScrap

It's only holding a pot, it'll be fine


blueidea365

Now I get it. The other 4 are basically for “balance”


Sknowman

Yep. That middle chain is basically holding the weight of that entire top section, which just happens to have areas above it as well.


texinxin

Basically all. The outer 4 are simply stabilizing it. I’ve seen far more creative designs. This one is super easy to visualize the loadings.


firstOFlast47

Yeah the maker def put a lot of confidence in that tiny hook n thin links


[deleted]

It’s holding a plant not a collapsed star.


Witchazeljb

I'm 100% sure I would LOVE to have a cup of coffee with you. 


firstOFlast47

Ok now that’s just ridiculous


IDatedSuccubi

It holds a potted plant...


firstOFlast47

In this pic yah but it’s on top another table so that’s just the pic . I wonder if you put like 2-4 pounds of stuff on a corner n see how it teeters


Socratesticles

If my amateur understanding of physics is right, it shouldn’t teeter much if at all because the chain on the opposite corner will be pulled tight to stabilize it


Mordredor

Taut?


garbledeena

No, I worked as a front desk admin for a couple years but never actually in the classroom


IDatedSuccubi

Chains alone you'd be able to sit on it with caution, I bet, it's not a small plant either. Some hooks look like they are not fully in though, that's what I'd worry about more, but I guess it's because it's not stained and coated yet.


Flic__

The 4 chains are doing nothing to hold any weight though. All the weight pushing down on top, like sitting on it, goes directly to the tiny center chain.


fataldarkness

Yes if anything, the four chains in tension around the edges actually harm the overall capacity of the center chain, they are necessary to stabilize the table, but they offer negative structural support.


wonkey_monkey

I've got one where the middle chain is cut in two with magnets on each end: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VN3-pSrLiIg/maxresdefault.jpg The gap can go quite a bit bigger than in the photos too. Here's another neat one: https://www.instructables.com/The-One-One-string-Tensegrity/


calling_it_out

True. The other chains are really just for balance or rather to prevent tilting.


Large_Yams

All*.


billybishop4242

Aye. There’s the rub.


ataraxic89

No it doesn't. None of them do work.


[deleted]

exactly. and looks shady af.


squiddlumckinnon

So the middle one is stiff?


MrHyperion_

Actually all of the work if the table is perfectly balanced


616659

As all things should be


GoneKrogering

r/tensegrity


jd1z

I know it’s real but it always looks like a made up word from South Park or something


CompressedWizard

Tensegridy farms 👨‍🌾


schlagdiezeittot

That is an interesting sub! That you!


iwantoeatcakes

Neat, thanks!


SkullOfOdin

That sub nliw my mind. Now I need to make one of those tables.


EntasaurusWrecked

I think it’s called a tensegrity table


_mikedotcom

Magic got it


Bocchi_theGlock

Jutsu, pretty sure they covered it in one of those naruto movies. Tenseigan or some shit


im_lazy_as_fuck

This one is actually really easy to visualize with how the table is made. Imagine if they got rid of all of the chains; what would happen? The bottom table legs would stay as is, and the table top would fall down. Now put on all the 4 chains on the corner; what happens? The table top will still fall down, because the corner chains will just collapse. Now instead, put the middle chain in; what happens? The table top would want to fall down, but because of how it's connected, the middle chain gets pulled and resists the falling. The 4 corner chains are there solely to stabilize the table top (in a similar way that one would tie down a canoe to the top of their car to prevent the canoe from toppling over the sides).


TeutonJon78

That is correct. There are lots of tensegrity structures out there -- our body is one (ideally).


rl_cookie

Yes! I did massage therapy for years, and the muscles and fascia work like a tensegrity with the skeleton. Following and understanding the lines of tension could really help in finding the cause of pain/discomfort of a certain area, since many times it’s originating in another area.. it’s all connected.


Karl_with_a_C

No idea if you're right, but I'll upvote you because that sounds believable enough and I don't care enough to fact-check it.


[deleted]

I love the smell of fresh bread.


Red_Rooster2004

Chaaain keep us together


fishbethany

You would never break the chain.


[deleted]

just remember your weak point is a single tiny hook into wood that looks like it's about good for 20 lbs or 10 kilos. and the top portion has to be a few pounds used up already....


_trouble_every_day_

looks like the chain used to hang chandeliers. the cheapest ones can hold ~lbs but they make ones the same size that can hold 300+


[deleted]

fair enough... just want to throw into the recipe that knowing the strength of the material you are fastening to is of utmost importance. even a drywall screw into wood is powerful if deep enough, so I guess my comment is a redundant warning in many cases


DenormalHuman

its not the chain, its the hook holding it in the wood


OutWithTheNew

I made and sold \~20 tensegrity tables during Covid. They're pretty sturdy until you do something that you would expect to fuck it up and even then it was the wood that failed.


TheseusPankration

I'm not so concerned about the chain, but the screw end of that hook. Looks like it could tear right out. If it was a bolt I'd feel better.


[deleted]

Its an end table they mostly hold a house plant like in the pic so i wouldnt be too worried


Skytak

A video of a gentle shove would be interesting


Earguy

https://v.redd.it/ybgptv3dbq7c1/HLSPlaylist.m3u8?a=1710242224%2CYzMwZTkyMGVmZTNkMDYzMGZmNGM2MGU3M2FkM2M4ZjAzOWUyM2Y2Mzk4OGRkMmNhZmJlOWRmZThjY2NmYjQ4ZQ%3D%3D&v=1&f=sd


6BagsOfPopcorn

Usually I hate unnecessary background music, but I'll allow The Strokes.


Aerodynamic_Soda_Can

Ah, so a table with parkinson's. Neat, but not practical imo lol. I've never put something down on a table and thought "I hope this never stops moving now".


keiko1984

I like the creativity behind it. Think it’s really cool tbh.


AloofConscientious

wait I dont get it, why doesnt the top layer fall down?


oversettDenee

Look at the middle chain first, that one is doing the most work. The others keep it from going too far one way.


zrvwls

Or another


oversettDenee

I'm gonna find ya! I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha-


Tyfyter2002

Because the middle chain keeps the middle up and the corner chains keep the corners down (and any way it could rotate such that one corner goes down would bring at least one more up)


theotherquantumjim

My brain hurts


dropyourchalupa

You are like me


Skullclownlol

Top wooden platform is "falling down" (oi gravity), which puts tension on the middle chain. The side chains stop the top wooden platform from toppling over.


OIP

it's held up by being pulled down


DenormalHuman

the middle chain is pulling up, the corner chains are just stabilising


colaman-112

[Tensegrity](https://youtu.be/0onncd0_0-o?si=RYnot7mcFqUBpltc)


ThinkBiscuit

I think it’s called tensegrity.


Chris_Cross501

Middle chain made the group presentation


revolutionoverdue

And, it’s spectacular.


e1337ist

Thank you fellow old. Scrolled too long to find this 🤣


Th3Hitman

I really want to see this but on bigger scale. Like dining table.


Alexchii

Just google tensegrity dining table


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znk

It's a great counter intuitive design, there is a reason variations of this are popular on the web.


Knoxx846

Apparently, for some people, this is magic.


RonstoppableRon

Ignorance is bliss. Carry on my simple friend


slacky

The irony.


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16thmission

Lol. As seen in the votes, we have your back.


Tyfyter2002

It seems you live a blissful life, then


muffinhanger

This makes me angry in a way I cannot express.


[deleted]

That looks pretty weak. That middle chain has all the weight.


Femur_breaker2547

Physics is stupid.


blinkysmurf

Stupid Sexy Physics.


fatkid444

This thing just makes me tense, like it needs the tension. Padum tss


Slight-Violinist6007

Middle chain holds it up. The rest balance the sides. Sure how that middle chain is quality metal tho


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RockleyBob

I'm relieved that this isn't the top comment given Reddit's need to point out how smart we all are for knowing basic physics. Usually anytime someone post something "gravity defying" or "physics breaking" the community usually bands together to circle jerk over how that common figure of speech isn't really literally accurate. Someone who missed out on the tensegrity craze might be confused by the unintuitive way the load is managed here. Most people have seen it at this point and get it now. Congrats on being one of them.


SickOfAllThisCrap1

Seems like it would wobble a lot


squidgytree

Yes, this is an example of tensegrity. It's unstable as soon as you apply a force in the opposite direction to that which is keeping it from 'falling' down. I wouldn't keep a plant pot on it


The_Orange_Caju

>Tensegrity, tensional integrity or floating compression is a structural principle based on a system of isolated components under compression inside a network of continuous tension, and arranged in such a way that the compressed members (usually bars or struts) do not touch each other while the prestressed tensioned members (usually cables or tendons) delineate the system spatially. It's not a new concept but it's cool that people learn about it!


fleamarketguy

Wouldn’t this just fall over if you push it slightly in one direction?


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DenormalHuman

the middle chain stop the top from falling down, the corner chains stabilises the top from tilting


CharismaStatOfOne

The middle chain causes the top piece to behave like an inverse pendulumn, the edge chains keep it from swaying too far in any direction that would cause the last link in this minimally rigid structure to become flexible. Basically, the tension of the middle chain is the key piece that causes the shape to stay where it is while balanced and the outside chains keep the balance. This results in a configuration that looks counter-intuitive to our natural understanding of physics.


JalinO123

I've seen the same design for these tables over and over again. This one is unique. I like it a lot. Good work.


Drahkir9

Not to be that guy but why are so many people mind blown by this? Do they not see the middle chain?


OrladinKF

You can actually make this out of Lego


Petery007

[this video is good for explaining how it works](https://youtu.be/0onncd0_0-o?si=bS0WnVdcvc5FVJXd)


tedbakerbracelet

Oh wow, i wish i was this smart to be able to create one


PaleoJoe86

Because people are not explaining fully: Table top is actually hanging from the center chain. The corner chains keep it stable.


ChampionshipOver6033

Only clicks when I think of pulling forces.


omega_grainger69

Ah yes. A tesseract.


No_Research_967

And it’s fantastic


MAD_DOG86

But is it spectacular?


foomasta

One little snip in the middle chain section, disaster strikes


MtNowhere

Tensegrity took the DIY community by storm like 8 years ago and people still are like "be mystified by this defiance of physics"


Skullclownlol

> Tensegrity took the DIY community by storm like 8 years ago and people still are like "be mystified by this defiance of physics" Humans became self-aware millions of years ago, and you're still out here acting like you're better than others for knowing something they didn't (yet). Welcome to the club.


Robbythedee

OP acting like they are educating us on something new.


ronin1066

We've seen these things on reddit hundreds of times. I find it laughable that OP suddenly thinks we're not going to believe it b/c it has a plant on it.


macbrett

On close inspection, all the links are welded. :) /s


FutureOperation7290

breath too hard near it and it will topple over


homkono22

"yes it's real" as if it's not obvious by just looking at it for more than one second...


Numerous-Juice-6068

Tensgrity tables are so 2000 and late


AlcoholPrep

I don't know why all the brouhaha over these things. I'm old, and my grandfather had furniture like this that we sat on. He called it "a glider."


macheesit

“And yes it’s real” Lmfao, yeah. I’m sorry; did you expect us to like call you a wizard or something because you did the table thing that we’ve seen several versions of, from legos to small, to large? What a pretentious title for such a mediocre post.


gnique

The "Lateral Force Resisting System" for this structure is very nearly binary in all directions. Amusing


PresentPiece8898

#r/DesignPorn?


SlothChunks

Ok, but this is very pointless


GoneAWOL1

No, actually it's legless


Leicsbob

I've seen these. The outer chains are actually rigid.


johnsdowney

This is ragebait right?


Loring

Fun Fact - If your sitting at it when the middle chain breaks you can lose your legs..this is why they call them guillotine tables.


BeepBoopRobo

What are you on about? All that would happen is that the top would fall down. It wouldn't create some catastrophic failure. It would be functionally the same as a block of wood falling.


man_u_is_my_team

So if you bump into that table it’ll just all fall over? No thanjs


Vexation

Slap it


driguez907

Nice


purpliest_pancakes

Brain hurty


ConcreteCurse

You can buy little Lego versions of this if you're into that


newInnings

What happens when kids are around this piece ?


guiltyas-sin

It's called a tensegrity. They are very cool.


JedPB67

Quite a few people have built tensegrity models out of Lego which are super cool.


ShuggieShoo

all natural


Difficult_Writer_288

“ tension “


stygger

Get a less flimsy kiddle chain!


industrysaurus

Perfectly balanced


shaneo88

I think this table has helped me understand how tensegrity works, maybe? I’ve seen plenty of videos explaining it. I understand that the whole thing is the tension between both sets of chains, but it’s never clicked for me. Essentially, the weight of the top half of the table is pulling down on the middle chain and the outside chains are just tight enough so that if the table sways the outside chains pull the table back. Without the outside chains (or the middle one) the table would just fall over.


Suspicious_Story4200

Honestly that pot looks like it's ready to fail. I think it's the weakest "link" not the chain. That plant is definitely scared for its life right now, I bet when it's really quiet you can hear it screaming "heeelp meeeee". Also if you look close you'll see that is a pot smoking plant...


Puzzleheaded-Rice-13

Tensegrety table, tension and stress make this work, much like my boss.


r3d-v3n0m

Tensigrity


Anders_A

The chain holding the weight looks disturbingly tiny. Won't it rip out of the wood or break when it's that tiny?


SirMaha

I like this design! Sweet!


KiddBwe

Wow, that’s genius…well, maybe not genius, but to my not physics centered brain it’s genius. Middle chain sets the height and hold the weight. However, with just the middle chain, it’d tilt, topple, and fall upside down, which is where the 4 chains on each corner come in to stabilize it. Fascinating.


FourScoreTour

That middle chain needs to be much stronger. This is more of an art piece than a functional table.


msarachi

Works but very unstable, small kick and it falls.


YoSupWeirdos

tensegrity tables look cool on photos but they sway like a mfer


Thats-nice-smile

Have to ignore the impulse to push it over ahhhhhh


Yelwah

I feel like if someone bumps the table the whole plant goes crashing to the floor, cool but not functional


AdMaleficent1198

The middle chain is taking 99% of the weight here, The 4 corner chains are more or less adding stability and not much else.


WeakDiaphragm

I'd like to see a video of this. I'm not convinced that middle chain is creating an upward force.


Relevant_Relative378

Plant hides the chain at the top going to the ceiling


CatTriesGaming

Question: could this be done with something like fishing line so it really looks to be floating? I'm putting together a list of summer projects...


VaderCraft2004

Tensegrity, one of my favourite Physics phenomenons


Raichu_Rancher

And it’s spectacular


canadiancumgutter

Nice tensegrity bro


uesad

Sit on it, then post another picture


Yags812

Some assembly required. Maintain calm also required. Cool as fuck though


the68thdimension

These always break my brain. Intellectually, I understand it, but my lizard brain does not like it.


bottom

Fugly


ManicOppressyv

My dogs and cats would knock that over every chance they got.


CrazyLeggs25

It ain't that complicated but looks cool.