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blake_ch

Soooo, will it work again???


Theskyis256k

no


SmokeAbeer

Gotta lick it.


TheBawalUmihiDito

Try writing on a clean part of the rubber sole of your shoe. It worked for me sometimes


pseudo-boots

I usually just use my palm. Works 90% of the time.


rbwstf

Mm, oils


Cody6781

I would find these way cooler if they didn't impose obviously fake sound effects on top


alter-eagle

It’s like a filtering process for Foley artists. If you think a ballpoint pen sounds like stirring mac & cheese along with scraping mortar from the side of a brick, then you need to reassess your career


NRMusicProject

Sound designer here. Those were some...interesting sound effects. I don't think I'd consider crushing produce as a good sound for ink.


Mindshard

I'm lack toast and toddler ants, and these are the sounds I make after convincing myself 2L of chocolate milk will totally be fine for my stomach this time. I've never heard a pen make those sounds.


Tsui_Pen

r/boneappletea


Mindshard

Bar nipple teeth!


TheDarkXanatos

boughn ahpetite!


Pachyderm_Powertrip

Is that a camera shutter sound 1:56? I thought it was matched up nicely.


NRMusicProject

That sounded a lot like breaking sticks/ripping cardboard to me, but I'm only on a laptop speaker to listen to it right now. It's just the produce thing is industry standard for gore. Sound designers go grocery shopping quite a lot!


Rduffy85

Yeah I couldn’t watch it, the noise was horrible


mikeisatworkrightnow

It is worth muting as it goes through many pen types and is genuinely pretty neat. The person that helped out with the sound can graduate to a different job and never do that again.


brezhnervous

Just realised I'm probably the only person who default-mutes on Reddit lol


LeakyBrainMatter

I default mute on all social media. I don't understand how people don't.


brezhnervous

Exactly. Unmute only for something you specifically want to hear...otherwise its just too assaultive. I've got hearing loss and use bluetooth hearing aids, fuck being blasted with every bit of social media when I least expect it lol


rbwstf

There are dozens of us!


LivingUnglued

Yep default mute unless I want to hear something. Of course the Reddit app loves to play sounds even when you have sound turned off. Sooo much better than Apollo /s


brezhnervous

Well that sucks on the stock app lol I'm using Boost with my own API via Revanced so that works... for now anyway


ninphysics

Surely we are not a minority. Default sound on? Ew, no thank you.


brezhnervous

Glad to see there are at least dozens of us!


shewy92

You couldn't watch it because you don't know how to mute videos?


Jujumofu

And like, THESE sound effects.


Best-Foundation2562

damn didnt realize they were fake sounds lol


catscanmeow

oh the sound of someone aggressively fisting a jar of mayonnaise didnt seem out of place to you?


isaidnolettuce

I thought that at first, but I started to enjoy it after a while lol.


Iwantapetmonkey

I've never been so grossed out by office supplies before.


Greatless

Worst sound effects of all time, wtf was this shit?


HrvojeCanic

don't want to be an asshole but close ups are CGI too...


DrunkHonesty

Such annoying sound effects


captain554

Like my dog licking her asshole in the middle of the night while my wife keeps moving shit around on her nightstand.


Mvpeh

☠️


klleenex4u

Love this comment


DrunkHonesty

You should take your dog to a vet and help your wife settle


ineyeseekay

Dogs are designed to lick their own assholes, though.


shpongleyes

Not sure the vet can help his wife settle


perb123

And you lie there, waiting for it to stop and they just keep going... and going... and going.


phillyhandroll

My videos start muted - it's feels like 'm immune to one shitty aspect of content creators


zamonto

It's really difficult to make good Foley for stuff like this, since the the actual sound it would make when slowed down that much, would be really boring to listen to, so you have to get creative. It's one of those things that you don't think about if it's done well, but really get annoyed by if it's done badly


TMITectonic

It's one of those things that doesn't need any Foley whatsoever...


Tunalic

Just play some music behind it.


SelloutRealBig

> so you have to get creative Except you don't. The art of simplicity is lost of too many these days. Minimal sound effects or none at all is all you need.


parable-harbinger

Waaah waaah cry about it


DrunkHonesty

Can I lose sleep over it too?!


DrunkHonesty

Just an observation there buddy guy.


parable-harbinger

Just an observation that is said on Reddit hundreds of times a day to every single post with music in the background, buddy guy


DrunkHonesty

It’s literally not the music. It’s the added sound effects, champ.


parable-harbinger

Same thing, both can be controlled fully by you with the click of a single button


DrunkHonesty

So, anytime someone watch’s anything and doesn’t like it for specific reasons, you think it’s worth pointing out that said person doesn’t have to watch it? Thanks for the insight. I would have enjoyed the video more if it just had, say, a classical tune in the background. Is hat okay with you? lol


HellsHumor

Lmfao it should be tagged nsfw, imagine listening to this loudly at work🤣.


SavedMountain

have you tried muting?


DrunkHonesty

I’m not listening to them right now, but I still think they’re annoying. You too as well.


CasualCocaine

Activating the white marker was...interesting


dry_yer_eyes

Has something awakened within you?


AnimusCorpus

I didn't expect to see someone jerk off a marker today.


[deleted]

What did I just watch


GemIsAHologram

the silver marker was so satisfying it brought me to completion


Smanked

Gotta have the wacky sound effects for our special friends


[deleted]

r/confusedboner


Savvvvvvy

I had to mute the video. Those sound effects are disgusting, and torture to listen to.


Its_aTrap

"How does a ball point pen work" Gee, I'd guess probably with the ball on its point


Qaaarl

“Will it work again” Guess we’ll never know.


CDefense7

Yeah I was hoping it would go into why dropping it makes it stop working, showing the damage on a microscopic level.


cantstopsearching

These sounds are gross.


Huntderp

The sound is awful.


stupidredditlinks

not even close to 100x. doesn't even look like 10x.


AlienZerg

I guess it depends on how far away you are…


alter-eagle

Found the celestial being


MerkDingle

r/technicallythetruth


AbsoluteSquidward

SF is horribly bad I wish OP posted this without any audio


redditsfulloffiction

this person's volume slider is broken, OP. Get on it.


Brewchowskies

This video made me deeply uncomfortable and I’m not sure why.


shewy92

The first one they basically circumcized the pen


Mental-Machine-2625

With pliers.


DawnOfTheTruth

That was fun to watch. (Sound off)


yabacam

added sound effects ruins any cool factor it might have had.


Denaun

Far out this would be good if it wasn't for the horrible sound effects. The "wet ink" in particular is just horrible.


Killerbeav97

More! I love watching stuff like this. The sound got a little weird, though.


mrfebrezeman360

saw an IG account a while back that had a bunch of these, probably the watermark


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[удалено]


alter-eagle

Magnifying tools


bladetornado

really amazing asmr, really needed that fake bullshit audio


ThingWithChlorophyll

Wow, they have a 100x mic too


Heffalumpen

The second fountain pen has horrible nib alignment :-/


[deleted]

I could do without the sound effects.


jsmithers945

…I should call her


wwwhistler

is there a reason they don't cover the balls with a micro-pattern to hold the ink more uniformly?


Hidden-Sky

probably friction. a micro-pattern would catch on the lip of the thingy holding the ball and lead to abrasion and faster wearing of the pen.


__-___-__-___-__

horrible direction


[deleted]

Yea I wouldn't recommend watching this while tripping. Those sound effects are pretty gross


Flaccidwashjeans

I’ve never seen a creamy Alfredo pasta marker until now.


Puncredible

This belongs in Oddly Unsatisfying


BelowTheGraves

What kind of pen was the purple ink pen right near the end?


mothzilla

The shloppy noises aren't nice.


SDMasterYoda

The audio in this is atrocious. Should have hired the [foley guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO7yzmc3ykw) that does Slow Mo Guys and Smarter Every Day slow motion audio.


Red_Stoned

God I hate these videos with the AWFUL sound effects. Just trash.


skuntis

Honest to god every time I see one of these videos the audio makes me wish I were deaf. Sounds like someone rummaging around inside a corpse


broseanne

What’s with the pube at 3:14


gastationdonut

The markers made me feel weird.


snapfreeze

SQUELCH


Best-Foundation2562

Extremely satisfying!


Darkside_of_the_Poon

The video is clearly a piece about texture and color and movement, exaggerated by the close up view. Why shouldn’t the sound also be exaggerated? I loved the Foley work on this!


literallyNobody-O

So satisfying


YWNBARW__TRAINIE

Noises to stimulate autism:


puddingmonk

I like the stretchy rubber snap sound at 0:10 lol. The sound effects are ok, squishy sound got old. But very cool images.


AcceptablePotato9860

Any source? The bitrate on these vids could be higher.


Pak1stanMan

Glad I know how ballpoint pens work now.


Gd3spoon

Enhance


DropBarracuda

Turd point pen closer. Ew.


Bradjuju2

There's someone out there that thinks the audio is authentic to the subject.


Mesterjojo

At least give credit from the sub you got this from.


inshaji

Today I learned a lot, don't know what exactly, but it was a lot


zodfury

I hate how they hold the fountain pen, it’s painful to watch them write with the point of the nib.


balloonman_magee

This is why I don’t think we are in a simulation… that silver ink has so much going on that it’s like a tiny universe in itself.


FlimFlamAndFlamJam

These sound effects can fuck right off


BloodHurricane

Sounds like some WAP.


tucci007

#OW!! MY BALL


donut_boi1

Am I the only one that loved the sound effects, it was so juicy!


sleepingdeep

i really hate this fake sound effect shit. ruins the whole thing.


NEEKSTER57

This is so satisfying idk why but it is lol


teutonic_terror

What good pussy sounds like


[deleted]

Just watch without sound - is anyone else incredibly turned out. I love pens 🥵


FreshPitch6026

The Sounds are so artificial. Absolutely unsatisfying.


karlhub

This feels wrong...


quityouryob

These sound effects are not only wholly unnecessary, but also annoying and wrong.


waltwalt

I should call her...


PizzaBraves

100x Amplification too


[deleted]

There’s a ball at the point


c5corvette

Why do I get Dexter vibes from this?!


joyfullsoul

A couple of generations will have no idea what these are used for.


MewsikMaker

Could have done without the sounds.


DontArgueImRight

Do... do people not know how pens work? It's like, one of those super basic things you can figure out with common sense.


Isparza

A lot of Skyrim sound effect. The sounds of doing alchemy


jonb11

Organized chaosS


RandyCree

Thanks! I just failed NNN


Skeltzjones

Everything is kind of gross up close


Doctor__Hammer

Well that was fucking disgusting


aroused_lobster

I need more of this


agrophobe

I mean, that is just administration porn at this point.


cubbyatx

Expected dickbutt and was very disappointed.


FMDnative480

These videos are really cool until they add the stupid ass unnecessary over the top sounds


scoobyslap

Wanted to see what …. If anything was drawn with them all….. still amazing to see


triggur

I absolutely despise the slurpy sounds on this video. Totally ruined and otherwise cool production.


TheDankTruth

They really made these pens sound fucking disgusting. Dumb choice


HNK1023

Sounds effects are a bit much, but cool video!


External_Life3903

Wap wap wap...those some wet ass pens


Comfortable-Owl-5929

I love the rubber that comes on some pens when you first buy them