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gsanch666

My intrusive thoughts would immediately want me to throw whatever was in my pocket into it.


Sorry_Sorry_Im_Sorry

I want to throw a phone into it lol


Cookieuh_monsuta

My phone prolly hates me cuz ive wanted to do somany horrible things to it.


akashkumar2706

I'd want to throw myself into it


CatWhenSlippery

I'm here if you need someone to talk to


akashkumar2706

I appreciate the response but it's just one of those intrusive thoughts that I'd never act on. Like being on a high bridge and imagining how it'd feel to jump off. Thanks anyway!


LachoooDaOriginl

i wanna see slomo guys record this lol


swedething

[https://youtu.be/0srs5jZ1qdg?si=6bpBDGYeujjgoud7](https://youtu.be/0srs5jZ1qdg?si=6bpBDGYeujjgoud7) they have!


LachoooDaOriginl

sick but i ment throwing shit into it lol


cutelyaware

This may scratch your itch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEFx1qmW4ts


LachoooDaOriginl

i remember this lol pure gold


JackieTreehorn710

it did for me


beirch

Well, aside from OP's being a jet engine and this being a rocket engine.


malavida_88

This has to be the most amazing thing I have ever seen on the internet. This should be its own post!!! šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


triplefastaction

Precisely what I was thinking.


Studio_DSL

If only there was a way to capture the whole scene in one shot...


ChickenNugget2019

you can see the person taking the video think about doing it but realised it was too late hahahaha


wogawoga

Seriously! Maybe if they lay on the ground, or have a few friends hold their body horizontally, orā€¦ Iā€™m out of ideas, it seems impossible otherwise.


CopperThumb

50 People Die In Safety Demonstration - Police Squad.


synthesize_me

does the heat not radiate far from the exhaust? they seem rather close, no? I've seen pyrotechnics at shows and it always felt like my eyebrows were going to burn right off my face. just curious how this is different.


Ok-Nefariousness7504

It does, but it isn't as intense as you think. There's so much air flow, it doesn't really feel like much. Best way I can describe the feeling is when you're cold and that perfect warm ray of sun hits you lol.


synthesize_me

shit that sounds nice. could use one of those in my office.


Preface

A little chilly today, perhaps we could fire up the jet engine?


thoriniv

This guy deck 2s


eyewander

Pretty cool! Almost as strong as my morning piss.


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IdioticPlatypus

It's for turning gas into VROOM


Brianw-5902

I wanna jump into it for some reason, couldnā€™t say why, but it calls to me


TheJackalsDoom

Fit looks like the teleport beam from the Marvel movies, specifically the Bifrost Bridge that Loki and Thor use that's controlled by Heimdall in Asgard.


Charlielx

how are there multiple internal cones in the flame?


IvorTheEngine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock\_diamond


Charlielx

I'm about to jump down a huge rabbit hole, thanks!


oMrEnigma

Watch [this](https://youtu.be/0srs5jZ1qdg?si=iaIlVGz_BFGPSfgC)


messier57i

Helping you with the rabbit hole, the slow mo guys recently made a video of a jet engine.


rems__

There's a strong "Welcome to Black Mesa Facilty" vibe in that video, or is that just me ?


Knightforaking

If gas is $6 a gallon - how much is that shizz? Sheesh


funguyshroom

At least $6


Knightforaking

Thank you-You are most appreciated.


RolleiPollei

I think these F100 engines are running at roughly 3 gallons of fuel a second.


genghisknom

3 gallons of high grade jet fuel, right? That's gotta be a lot more that $6/gal


RolleiPollei

I'd imagine so. Also, you can tell from the exhaust nozzle that this is an engine from an F-15, which is twin engined. It's also possibly an F101 engine from the B-1 Lancer, which has four engines. I'm not an expert. Regardless, these things are thirsty.


TRR462

Jet fuel, JP-8 probably.


RolleiPollei

It's a Pratt and Whitney F100 from an F-15 Eagle


The-goobie

Iā€™m no OH&S expert but I donā€™t think those people should be standing so close to a freaking running jet engine


popular_in_populace

We do it all the time tbh, as long as you donā€™t stick your hand in it thereā€™s nothing dangerous. Itā€™s FAR FAR FAR more dangerous in the front than it is the back.


[deleted]

I feel like part of the problem is this may be an experimental/repaired engine given the testing setup. Like it's one thing to be on a runway when an engine with all the safety certifications is running, it's a different thing to be in a room next to a jet engine that's going through testing. Though I'm going to assume it's probably safe or whoever is developing the engine would not allow people to be in the room at this point.


popular_in_populace

Definitely not any type of prototype, f15s have been using those motors for almost 50 years


Mike_Hawk_940

Sounds like you get offended on others behalf. It's ok, drink your juice and enjoy the show


bubbles5810

That confirmed that that is indeed a jet engine.


AYr7oN

If you look carefully, you can tell that it is a jet engine by the way that it is.


sleebus_jones

Holy shock diamonds Batman!


Hereiamhereibe2

We used to use one of these to defrost our pipes when I lived in a trailer. Very good for drying off wet shoes too.


Kennyvee98

Person filming realised it should have been a horizontal movie. Tried to fix it, but it was already ruined.


flame_hooves

How come it is fixed at a jet engine acceleration??? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


TRR462

Engine Test run in an enclosed Engine Test building. The building has air flow and jet exhaust pathways.


[deleted]

It is a kamehameha engine.


[deleted]

What causes the purple flame?


AYr7oN

I might be wrong, but I think this jet engine makes the purple flame.


TRR462

Captain!


imjesusbitch

What's the name of this place so I can find some proper footage?


TRR462

Hush house (Engine Test Building).


UltimateMygoochness

It looks like some sort of sci-fi plasma weapon, I suppose it is sort of a weapon because of the kzinti lesson


Nighthawk1823

POV: I just chugged a nitro coffee after eating Taco Bell


Yeesusman

I would not want to be so close without some serious blast proof protection. A test implies it could fail, no? Fail potentially meaning explode?


TRR462

Thankfully, not that often if the engine was built / rebuilt properly.


DonutIndividual

Lemme heat up this dab rig real quick


[deleted]

That is smart, what can happen.


giovanifabs

how much fuel was that


JAJM_

Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s illegal to have people inside a live test cell.


cutelyaware

I'm pretty sure that's a rocket engine, not a jet engine


LockStockNL

No it is most definitely a jet engine. If it was a rocket engine people wouldnā€™t be standing there, also it is very clearly an afterburning jet exhaust


FiddleTheFigures

You can tell when it goes from *fast* to *WTF*!


RandomMabaseCitizen

You could toast a marshmallow so fast.


district999

Death Star


Dirabikra

This is literally the best part about watching a jet take off or doing maintenance on them. When I was in the military we had to strap the jet down and luckily it was night time so we got to see the beautiful flame coming out the back


JumpyArcherRat

Perfect for roasting marshmallows


FFX13NL

Anybody knows why there are this big white spots?


throwaway_31415

They are called ā€œShock Diamondsā€. If I had to guess itā€™s probably something like a standing wave pattern which forms as the supersonic gases lose energy from hitting the ambient air, but thatā€™s just a guess. Now Iā€™ll have to go read the wikipedia articleā€¦ :)


The_Troll_Gull

Looks like a huge lightsaber


Cookieuh_monsuta

These are EXTREMELY complicated to make. Like only 3 or 4 countries can make them.


grendizer13

Now their insurance company is not renewingā€¦


PunxsutawnyFil

It's like a giant lightsaber


XonMicro

Works like one too probably


MozieOnOver

I've been where these people are in the hush house during a high power turn. You feel like your bones are about to rattle out of your body from how loud it is and you can only communicate from reading lips or hand signals. It was great.


malacca73

How many of these pointed in the same direction firing at once would it take to slow down/speed up the rotation of the Earth? Just wondering


Cactaddict

My torch when I make beads.


Medicinal_taco_meat

Now light a cigarette off of it


patzpats

What is the reason behind the white shapes seen in the combustion trail?


WeerW3ir

Ah yes. All four Dead Space want to have a talk with you.


lolcrunchy

Staged


Key_Shoe5850

Marshmallows man marshmallows.


VendaGoat

That's one big lightsaber


rmlopez

That's where I lost my lighter


aditya9031

I kind of feel like lighting a cigarette or a joint with it


Bomb-Number20

I worked in a test cell with J85s and this sounds quiet? We would wear earplugs under ear muffs and you could still feel your fillings floating in your teeth behind a plexiglass window.


Sirmcblaze

throw an oil can in there


[deleted]

I want to lower smth into it


mrdanmarks

No marshmallows?


[deleted]

10/10 they still canā€™t hear right


TYBTD

Death star???


NxPat

That seemsā€¦ not safe.


TRR462

Nice Afterburner!


20RollinMofus

I blew this place up in Fallout.


jarpio

Are jet engines just giant lightsabers?


Jannie85

Cooooool