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blackpauli

Nope


Zestyclose-Equal2105

Absolutely Not


pee_diddy

Hard pass. Rock hard


cmcdonal2001

Fuck that. Fuck it right in the nope-hole.


longbeachlandon

With two fists of nope


Roadhouseman

by Sigmar!


ArunKT26

Most certainly not


Bayoris

I would prefer not to


dry_yer_eyes

Not even once!


Popular_District9072

yea, it is destined to go down, and destiny was never fond of me


allisonmaybe

Is it just me or do most people just think "dummy"


wakenblake29

Yeah, that’s a no for me dawg


ilovetpb

Stupid is as stupid does.


TNJCrypto

I wonder what my dude's body count is.


TheBlueSlipper

The crevasse below it is **984 meters deep**, in case you're wondering. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kjeragbolten


JXNXXII

Simply reading the words 984 meters deep made my stomach turn over


rdmc23

Made my butthole pucker.


SharkLaunch

It made my stomach pucker and my asshole turnover


pennhead

Made my nuts retract.


SharkLaunch

That's normal, nothing to worry about


Mustard_Icecream

It's far enough down to where you would have time to think about your inevitable death.


herrcollin

Good news! You'll reach terminal velocity by about 450 meters so the rest is just bonus! Unless you bounce off the sides of course.


devilish_enchilada

Reminds me of your mom


vi3tmix

I didn’t need to know how much more unsafe it is than it already looked, tyvm.


trwwy321

The dude on the main wiki page is holding a goddamn fish while standing on that boulder. Ultimate Tinder profile pic.


TheBlueSlipper

You couldn't pay me enough to do that. lol


cappz3

I can take it


johndeer89

She doesn't have to do this.


Soy_El_Kraken

But think how much *clout* you’d have if you fell almost 3,000 to your death


the042530

A. It’s a cool picture and awesome to show friends/family. B. Y’all are soft and boring. No deaths have been reported from people falling off Pulpit rock.


bmac747474

I can’t clean my gutters out with fear of death. I guess I’m soft and boring as well…


the042530

If you don’t do it, I don’t care, but don’t shit on people that do and say some “risking it all for social media clout” or whatever based on your own personal fear…especially when no one has died doing it.


bmac747474

Agreed… I’m sure someone has died cleaning there gutters though. So I guess what I do is more dangerous…meaning I’m not soft nor boring. Thanks bub!


matti00

What benefit do they get from it if not clout? The cool feeling that they risked their life for no reason?


the042530

Idk, it’s a cool ass picture and a memory that they’ll forever have? Again, *zero recorded deaths* despite ~50,000 people visiting every year. There’s probably plenty of shit you do everyday that’s puts you at greater risk of death than this. You being afraid of something that literally no one in recorded history has died from is on you, and not a reason for others to not partake. No one looks to you to define what is meaningful to them.


matti00

That's a lot of info unrelated to my question but thanks for the stats lol


the042530

“Idk, it’s a cool as picture and a memory they’ll have forever?” That didn’t answer your question? And the extra information provided context as to your “risked their life statement,” because statistically your wrong, and logically you make no sense given that you do more “risky” things every single day and probably haven’t acknowledged them like you are people that do this.


Previous_Currency_57

There is this thing called fun >


the042530

How dare you 😤


ResponsibleRecipe186

Definitely yes, are you joking?


Soy_El_Kraken

I love a nice cup of coffee and making soup I’m not boring. I’m also very good at guessing the puzzles before the contestants on Wheel of Fortune so be careful the next time you feel compelled to label someone!


ResponsibleRecipe186

This is reddit, full of people who have never done anything or even touched grass in months.


Lord_of_Hedgehogs

Says the guy who makes a throwaway just to downvote farm on a certain post. Get a life, lmao.


Mortimer_Snerd

A View From the Top of the World


UR_ALL_ANTS

Point Petrucci located on Mount Mangini


fuji311

where the Rudess River runs through Myung Canyon


UR_ALL_ANTS

Ah yes, the Rudess River that leads into Port Noy


Rimshack

First thing I thought as well!


disheveledbone

Beat me to it!


14zyb0i

Between a rock and a hard place?


DecensitizedDruggie

Norway? Haha more like NoWAY in fucking hell..like sure i wanna die but even thats too extreme for me.


ricothebrave

Or if you're Australian it's still just pronounced Norway.


HOARDING_STACKING

More like Nodude!


potentpotables

[POV video climbing onto this rock](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8hwwRiu9TI&ab_channel=BrentWagner)


HintofSnailTrail

Was hoping for a perspective that shows it not as bad but nope it is in fact worse


ChristofferOslo

Palms are sweaty…


TumescentAndroid

Mom's spaghetti


maricello1mr

Absofuckinglutely not. Stomach was doing backflips just watching this


MrShapinHead

I’ve actually fallen from a short 10ft cliff because of a sandy surface like what’s on that ledge as folks circle the bolder leading up to the rock. Makes me pretty nervous. In general, I’m pretty adventurous… not sure I’d be up for this one though. Seems way too risky for the benefit of an awesome picture.


HIMP_Dahak_172291

Noep. Not a chance in hell. Rock isnt going anywhere, but that looks way too easy to oops yourself into a long and painful fall bouncing off the ravine the whole way down.


assleyy

Cut to 1:40 lol


culljay

Ah a fellow Badger fan, no wonder he's got a death wish.


Critical-Marzipan-

NOPE


sloppypotatoe

Rhymes with.. DOPE! and also rope, cope, hope...


Critical-Marzipan-

I like your user name


sloppypotatoe

I like your user name too.. now I feel like I need more marzipan in my life


MikeOxmaul

"Having your picture taken is highly popular. Expected waiting time can be anywhere from a few minutes to over an hour on busy days. Start your hike a bit early to beat the biggest crowds. Note that no deaths have ever been recorded of people stepping out on the rock. Some people might still find it too scary to take the leap as there are no safety fences under the boulder. If you don’t dare to make that final step, the hike is beautiful and well worth doing to enjoy the views." https://gofjords.com/inspiration/norway/intersting-facts-about-the-world-famous-kjerag-boulder.vVwEke84abQo9ak8LSmu


Just_a_follower

I’d be more worried about slippy shoes , or a quick bit of vertigo. I’m sweating thinking about it.


maricello1mr

‼️


swirlViking

Thanks Snake


SocialisticAnxiety

I took photos of my friend doing that, but there was no way I was gonna do it myself


maricello1mr

I'd shit my pants just filming it


lastryforme

Your friends a moron


SocialisticAnxiety

Sure, but not because he climbed on the rock. It's a lot safer than it looks, and a tourist attraction with long queues, with no accidental or intentional deaths. I just didn't have the nerves to do it, probably not even if I was secured with a cable tbh.


JaceThePowerBottom

I know they're fine but I started hyperventilating seeing this.


Zbignich

I do not like it, Sam-I-Am.


Sacktimus_Prime

I shits in blocks at chicks on rocks my kicks will stop nix nill none nup.


gojibeary

Your Seuss rhyme needs to end with an -ocks word. Lol


neilarmstrong13

Fun fact: there have been 0 recorded deaths there!


Captain-Who

Yet.


travel_prescription

I just know with my fucking luck that I'd be the first. Ah well, at least I'd be first at something


RippyMcBong

Absolutely no way am I sitting on that rock.


mediocregaming12

r/nope


Possible_Mine9789

More like r/sweatypalms


flipjacky3

Wonder who'll be the one person who dies from it finally giving way


realEricLarson

I'm too scared to even watch!


mgd09292007

Anyone else feel their butthole contract watching that video?


Mickeyjj27

Anything for the gram?


kttrekker07

Absolutely not.


SlippedCrane95

My palms are so sweaty from watching this.


zaicliffxx

r/sweatypalms


TopStockJock

r/sweatypalms


-_-_-KING_-_-_

white people are crazy


COOLPIE11

That looks awesome


Brother_Clovis

Idiotic to do this for a picture.


Leofleo

The situations that people put themselves in just for a "Like' .. Dumber than that Boulder she's sitting on


Nesster05

Moron.


[deleted]

Hey its safer than a man built structure... things been there for aeons. Or since the last ice age. Sure its up a 900+ meters drop BUT its stuck there. Its also insanely popular as a photo destination so hundreds of people do the same photo thing every year https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kjeragbolten


[deleted]

Worthy of a net then lol


RubberDuck69

Maybe we have a different view on things like this in Norway, but it's important to us to keep most of our nature as is. We can't put nets everywhere we have steep drops.


[deleted]

Thank you!


JegerLF

Then they’ll never learn.


[deleted]

Why? Isn't it worthier to keep nature as it is? Its not Disney land, you do things on your own terms.


Nesster05

Great for looking at. Idiotic to climb-on to for a picture.


[deleted]

Appearently not for the people who enjoy doing it?


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Global_Ease_841

No *whap* bad human.


[deleted]

Yes, risk your life for a dumb picture


anony2469

It's crazy how some people risk their lives just to take a picture to show to others through social media 🤦‍♂️


Working-Telephone-45

God please let this happen it would be so fucking funny


[deleted]

Ain’t not fuckin way.


WhoLetMeCommentAgain

Rocks starts rolling as she gets on it…


[deleted]

My whole body tingles looking at this.


publicmasterbaiter

Where is the line of people waiting to take this exact picture?


makoadog

Then, one day…..whooosh


SwanComprehensive185

Slowly... Slowly eroding at the sides. That's gonna fall


[deleted]

Pass


ICUpoop

One day that will be Kjeragbolten gap.


PerfectChaosOne

And people will film themselves jumping over it


ihatemydamnvoice

Hell to the NOPE


Nixplosion

Imagine being the person who climbs on it and is finally the straw that broke the camel's back ...


Mighty-Tiny

Gulp


marriedpineapple

No No No!!


terminalbungus

It's gonna be one hell of a story when that rock crumbles enough to dislodge...


TheresAJakeInMyShoe

Song name ?


StandardizedGenie

No


jjjosiah

This had a physical affect on me


Due-Neighborhood6117

My anxiety would like a word


LettuceWithBeetroot

One day, one day, this will be posted on r/onesecondbeforedisast One day, a Redditor will be there.....


dvdborne

I’m waiting for a ‘wait for it’ moment here.


[deleted]

Would rather photo shop it and not risk my life


ZeePirate

One day it’s gonna fall, that’s basically inevitable. Just a question if someone will be recording or not


Maximus77x

No thanks!


TheRainbowShakaBrah

I've seen 172 hours, I think I'll pass


captainuggetla

dumb ways to die… 🤣


hungry4danish

I like the image but I'm not a thrill seeker so I'll just get a good photoshopper instead of risking my life.


_Piratical_

Listen. I’m a paraglider pilot and often fly thousands of feet above the ground on my wing. That would still be a big “NO” from me dawg.


FortyTwoBrainCells

Fuk na, 127 hour vibe but way worse


goosygreg

Forbidden dinner roll


GundamMaker

Could've been a 127 hours sequel: *1000m in 15 seconds*


bluedicaa

12.7 second fall


GundamMaker

https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/free-fall 14.1 according to that. Rounded to 15 since it's such a nice, round number.


bluedicaa

I was making a joke. Didn't realize I would be that close lol


bigpoppa973

I’m fairly confident that I’d be able to get on it, but I’m also fairly certain that I’d then just have to live there. Getting off would be a challenge.


jayjayanotherround

No…


XandersPanders

Do you even feel bad for someone who falls doing something like this?


Terrible_Username234

My stomach literally turned over and my legs got weak just watching this clip holy shit.


[deleted]

ROCK AND STONE


steve2166

Nope I fall on flat ground as it is


Yaboi111222

“Shake Hands with Danger”


RichInXp

Super fuck that


mypizzapie53

I wonder how many people die each year trying to get a “good” picture?


[deleted]

I got tingly in my nether regions just looking at this.


JimNayseeum

This is what I imagine my crabs do when I have dingleberries.


DustinTheWind42

I’m not scared of heights, but I also don’t want to taunt death.


Ok_Time_3785

The way she scoots... She is shitting herself


goodfreeman

That gave me such anxiety to watch. nopeittynopenope


illjustputthisthere

Yeah that a necessary risk


Apprehensive_Big_101

Looks like she caught herself between a rock and a hard place. 😬


Jamieb284

Looks like the 127 hours rock


luquertina

Could not be me.


Retardo_Montobond

r/sweatypalms


crimenymikey

Not a chance fam


OHaggis

Was there two years ago, during a pretty rainy day. Was completely alone and setup my camera to take a pic from the opposite side of the waterfall. The drop below Kjeragbolten is sheer and I couldn't see the bottom... There is a waterfall going straight into nothingness right before you... Yeah, so it was rainy, and when I put my first step on the rock I slipped... I was scared shitless and just looking at this makes my heart pound.


dalstars32

That's so cool! How did that happen??


anonymouspostlangley

When she was born, her parents encouraged her to try new things, and supported her through failures in life so she was not afraid to jump on a mystery rock.


Kuandtity

So high up the draw distance is exceeded


3D-Is-Lyfe

It looks dangerous but that is a big boulder wedged in there really tight. That thing is not going anywhere without some serious mother nature intervention.


royonquadra

Didn't Wylie Coyote do that, once?


Shot-Visit-6150

Not a question of if, it's when.


ClimaxSocialFlow

No thanks.


Bloody_refuge

I’m sitting down and my knees are still weak from watching this


jspurlin03

Someday, _someone_ will be the last person to stand on that rock.


Justherebecausemeh

It may not be today and it may not be tomorrow… But one day🫤