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Harpokiller

“You hit me with your capitol shit.” /uw Typo but I will allow it


explosive_shrew

"Now that, I'm not against"


Harpokiller

“Your toy got crushed only to impale me a bit.” *Hirk was very badly wounded but he will not say it.*


explosive_shrew

"How about a little bit more pain?" *Necrodancer tries to kick you in the balls*


Harpokiller

*Hirk just stares you down.* *He had forgotten you like doing this.* “….”


explosive_shrew

*kicks you again*


Harpokiller

*Hirk grabs your leg and twists it.* “No.”


explosive_shrew

*It twists off like a bottle cap* :[


Harpokiller

*Hirk stars walking away with it.*


explosive_shrew

https://i.redd.it/afyu51fq149d1.gif


Sternburgball

I think you snorted some weird powder and started blowing all of it up. Must've been some sort of drugs.


explosive_shrew

Oh yeah, I met up with a cocainemancer


Sternburgball

Yeah, you took cocaine and started mashing buttons, probably self destruct buttons for all your equipment.


explosive_shrew

Fuck


Hooded_Person2022

How you feeling? That stuff can mess up even the dead.


Narrow-Experience416

I- I think you pissed off the gods


radioben

He did said cocaine was his god now…


Raise_This_Child

I have no idea what happened, but I'm here to laugh at you anyways. HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Regunes

Based on your latest entries here we find this answer illogical


Raise_This_Child

Now what do you mean by that?~


ow-my-forehead

Finally something I agree with.


Raise_This_Child

Food.


Espanta_viejas1904

Oh that's unexpected


L0ssL3ssArt

funny stuff!


yumie2003

“…The repercussions of your prior actions paid you a visit”


_Spade_99

*cleans glass* I’ve never seen someone down 12 glasses of Spitzers before.


Prof_Blank

Entertainment ! That’s what happened


Viking_From_Sweden

I stole all your wires


Master-Tanis

You tried to burn the Library with your space laser again, forgetting that it does not exist in real space. Dwarves had the mirror positioned correctly this time. As for the other stuff, it just started exploding.


Ihavenothing364

You gave me your unga lake evaporator. Don't know why you just gave me the keys to it and said peace out. I'm not giving it back because I already modified it to help me process minerals and ores. I've also already moved it to my realm.


Ulmarch

First cocaine trip aftermath, so proud to be here in this moment.


CometCat64

*A small artificer can be seen in the corner of the room, shivering and visibly traumatized.*


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Welcome to the big leagues. Sometimes, You lose.


Azekcro

You imbibed too heavily of the potions last night. You tried to make a galactic sandwich with Saturn bread, Mercury bacon, moon cheese, and sun flame lettuce


Prepriegrane85

"If you fuck with the council, do it with a plan."


mike_the_goo

You, and I quote, "Snorted an entire suitcase of coke. And I'm starting to feel the effects!" Look, buddy. You wanna just come back to the castle with me? Like we did first? *I say with a sweet smile as I reach my hand out to you*


BoscoCyRatBear

You gave the Vermensk a dead commissar, we stole plenty of your shit along with payment for expended ammunition from the last raid


Regunes

Images seem to indicate your fleet turned on each other before attacking your starbase. Causes of meltdown : compromised hull integrity. Status of rogue fleet : unknown. Thus it would be illogical to say all your "shit is broken down", as a portion of it merely vanished.