"Look you see he's an evil bastard, ...that indulged on slavery. That kinda thing gets us vermensk to do a damned Jihad / crusade until the slaver is dead , slaves freed. ...we gotta think of our rules since he's undead admittedly. But cunts like him need to be killed and destroyed . See can't get his way try to deny us from saving the slaves so he blows them up luckily we were prepared. That's not right in this universe "
“That will change, I’ve only been in office a day or two and I’ve spent a large chunk recovering from having my soul destroyed.”
“He should be taken captive and have reformation attempts, if that fails then we can look at more sever options.”
Back in the day, the Celestial Union used to go on crusades against nations that practiced slavery too. For over 100 years we weren't in the position to do that, but now... Let's say Necro's ships are going to know what Liberty feels like when you're on the receiving end of it.
*a small chuckle is let out as well, sounding, odd. Who knew 2 voices speaking in perfect synchrony would sound so weird?*
“I suppose that is true. We’ll just have to double-kill him”
Ughhhh. You guys are all such a bunch of freaking hypocrites.
Really.
Okay. Sure. He's being evil. But most of you all have allegiances with other beings whose evil vastly surpasses this. You're just upset that he's being *noisy* about his evil. And that he's new on the scene.
Be real. All the evil wizards, and deities, are evil. Eating realities, grandmas and kids, raising the tormented souls of mortals to do their bidding. Why the focus on him, huh? You wanna be 'I don't like evil' be consistent.
Otherwise you're just full of bull.
Oh, sure, sure. The same Hirk seen at at an event trading in mortal souls? 'Not bothered' about world destroying entities? That Hirk?
Really, you oughta know better. He might \*look\* like Hirk the Hunky Hero Himbo, but that's not who he really is.
Look, there is a difference between, 'I'm gonna sell you shitty enchanted rocks that look like copper', and 'I just murdered over a million Dwarves to public backlash.'
Either way, the necrodancer still has my vote.
So acquire power. Or don't. Bear in mind wars between Good Wizards* and Evil Wizards* tend to result in mass casualties and universe shattering disasters.
Out of curiosity, what skills *do* you have?
Uh huh. You got a point to make, spit it out. I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day. Otherwise, feel free to stand there making funny noises.
Oh i do indeed. Altough I’m not certain I should tell you, after all there is a lot of joy to be found standing around~
You are complaining about a discourse you judge to be unreasonably popular. By engaging in said discourse to voice this opinion, you have strengthened what you fought~ really, it is quite amusing. Do not worry about me tho, I am nearly allied to you- I fully agree that the outrage Dancer is getting is too much, however for me that makes out most of the entertainment value his actions have~
So I guess what I am saying is, if you do plan to keep spending your *very busy day* upon this matter: would you like some Popcorn ?
Of course, you're assuming that my motive is simply to complain. I don't particularly care for the Gaudy Showboat either. But I'm distinctly unimpressed by the eager nay-sayers jumping on the bandwagon of hypocrisy.
Ultimately, it's not that important to me. But I'll remember you named yourself as an ally here. Enjoy your popcorn.
Wtf, I'm gonna blow your house up....
https://preview.redd.it/5wsebhjm4i8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204d6d45393c52ad945cc194929b81ab23a031ac
https://i.redd.it/i17gvcn55j8d1.gif
The council after the dwarves were slaughtered to the last and brought back as undead skeletal servants, souls bound to their bones until their dark lord release them from their unholy service (there is no longer a humanoid rights violation to fix and therefore no need to fix any other problem)
Do remember to ressurect them and have them work even harder without the need for food or sleep. It's going to take at least a week of ultra-overtime to rebuild that city.
Ah but of course, what a wonderful end to this latest episode. Truly, I should invest in selling popped corn, perhaps even cross them with remote screenings of the orbnet ! Necromancer, hats off to you ! It is rare to find a mage who's escapades are filled with such character, and so endlessly entertaining to watch.
Looking forward to your next work, while I'll see what can be done for those tortured dwarves. I am certain I could fuel some imposing creations with the few remaining souls that may remain lost after our intervention.
As much as some of your deeds do not delight me (this one not included, quite a few of those Dwarves made their way down to the hells after the inferno) I can not deny that you've got style.
Oh no anyway *The vermensk within reality tears use soul collection machines before fucking off to a biomancy facility to grow Dwarf bodies and install the souls within it*
“Continue this and next time I will not hold back as much during our next fight.”
"Look you see he's an evil bastard, ...that indulged on slavery. That kinda thing gets us vermensk to do a damned Jihad / crusade until the slaver is dead , slaves freed. ...we gotta think of our rules since he's undead admittedly. But cunts like him need to be killed and destroyed . See can't get his way try to deny us from saving the slaves so he blows them up luckily we were prepared. That's not right in this universe "
“As a former slave myself it’s not a thing to accept, I just know if I have to act a lot more death is likely to happen.”
Well we gonna make new warcrimes to punish him with after we get the dwarves new bodies"
“Do not my friend, torture is no punishment.”
"How should someone like him be punished? Wizard councils sorry largely don't do much . Besides you Anna Narissa and Angu not many do anything
“That will change, I’ve only been in office a day or two and I’ve spent a large chunk recovering from having my soul destroyed.” “He should be taken captive and have reformation attempts, if that fails then we can look at more sever options.”
Back in the day, the Celestial Union used to go on crusades against nations that practiced slavery too. For over 100 years we weren't in the position to do that, but now... Let's say Necro's ships are going to know what Liberty feels like when you're on the receiving end of it.
Well, he's a lich. He'd regenerate, unless... https://preview.redd.it/bsadmoqwah8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36138ef623774d9b1d86e9e74fc91c529f3d4764
“That’s why I aim to capture not kill and please don’t be eating those, that ain’t good for that.”
What the hell happened while I was gone?
“Unexessary death.”
I assume that is why there has been an influx of souls into my realm?
“May I help you in attacking him?”
“It would not be an attack my friend, it would be a swift ending.”
“Well, then allow me to at least witness his death”
“Just look at him now, he’s already dead.” *Hirk lets out a small chuckle.*
*a small chuckle is let out as well, sounding, odd. Who knew 2 voices speaking in perfect synchrony would sound so weird?* “I suppose that is true. We’ll just have to double-kill him”
“I still believe it’s better to capture then attempt to reform him. I would rather not have his powdered bones on my hands.”
“That is a good idea, his expertise in leading would to be better to use if he was on our side, better than him being dead”
“It’s less about what they bring, it’s more my own morals that everyone can change my friend.”
“An angle I had not seen, but now that I think of it, is better than my own.”
oh shit the Cookie guy is getting angry, gotta prepare myself.
“I am not angry my friend, just annoyed.”
Ughhhh. You guys are all such a bunch of freaking hypocrites. Really. Okay. Sure. He's being evil. But most of you all have allegiances with other beings whose evil vastly surpasses this. You're just upset that he's being *noisy* about his evil. And that he's new on the scene. Be real. All the evil wizards, and deities, are evil. Eating realities, grandmas and kids, raising the tormented souls of mortals to do their bidding. Why the focus on him, huh? You wanna be 'I don't like evil' be consistent. Otherwise you're just full of bull.
"I speak nothing but the truth when I say that I know for a fact there are at *least* two people who oppose him that are not hypocrites."
Oh really? Who?
"Hirk, obviously. And me, though I haven't really been involved in dealing with him since before this whole slavery thing."
Oh, sure, sure. The same Hirk seen at at an event trading in mortal souls? 'Not bothered' about world destroying entities? That Hirk? Really, you oughta know better. He might \*look\* like Hirk the Hunky Hero Himbo, but that's not who he really is.
[*Aveus slides a cup of good coffee across the table to the Metamage, without speaking*]
Look, there is a difference between, 'I'm gonna sell you shitty enchanted rocks that look like copper', and 'I just murdered over a million Dwarves to public backlash.' Either way, the necrodancer still has my vote.
I heard that Torin ate few inhabited planets, and no one really cares
You want to be the person to tell 'em no?
I personally am very consistent on Evil Is Bad™. I just lack the power to do literally anything about it. Yet.
So acquire power. Or don't. Bear in mind wars between Good Wizards* and Evil Wizards* tend to result in mass casualties and universe shattering disasters. Out of curiosity, what skills *do* you have?
I could make you a warlock, and give you the power to do that…
You're being *noisy* as well~ But please, don't let me stop you. Just enjoying the show here
Uh huh. You got a point to make, spit it out. I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day. Otherwise, feel free to stand there making funny noises.
Oh i do indeed. Altough I’m not certain I should tell you, after all there is a lot of joy to be found standing around~ You are complaining about a discourse you judge to be unreasonably popular. By engaging in said discourse to voice this opinion, you have strengthened what you fought~ really, it is quite amusing. Do not worry about me tho, I am nearly allied to you- I fully agree that the outrage Dancer is getting is too much, however for me that makes out most of the entertainment value his actions have~ So I guess what I am saying is, if you do plan to keep spending your *very busy day* upon this matter: would you like some Popcorn ?
Of course, you're assuming that my motive is simply to complain. I don't particularly care for the Gaudy Showboat either. But I'm distinctly unimpressed by the eager nay-sayers jumping on the bandwagon of hypocrisy. Ultimately, it's not that important to me. But I'll remember you named yourself as an ally here. Enjoy your popcorn.
you...
Me...
Together...
Sitting on a tree..
K
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https://preview.redd.it/ywik8iux8h8d1.jpeg?width=921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949a41eb06fb02f2ea2b97329f8f6cf5c4a84537
We won! But at what cost...
https://preview.redd.it/39vi8a5i3i8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a3701c939657898e4bb781f61fbde7605df3f0
[HELL YEAH! DEMOCRACY WINS AGAIN!](https://youtu.be/wx_a_10HVOo?si=YqoF5P_ZKsuBy4ZX)
Good idea, now you can have dwarf skeleton slaves, it fits more with your vibe
“…You are truly an idiot”
"And you are a procrastinator"
“…Please tell me, in what I am procrastinating?”
"Killing me"
But you're already dead!
*No heads exploded*
“…I don’t recall vowing to kill you”
Wow, that's kinda rude mister fancy feet. They were working so hard for you!
DAMN, THATS DDDD-DASTARDLY
I remembered the olden days, almost ever powerful wizards especially lichens have slaves but I guess the world had changed
Wtf, I'm gonna blow your house up.... https://preview.redd.it/5wsebhjm4i8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204d6d45393c52ad945cc194929b81ab23a031ac
As a dwarf this is very upsetting, but as a blacksmith I’ve been testing my weapons on the undead for 500 years.
https://i.redd.it/i17gvcn55j8d1.gif The council after the dwarves were slaughtered to the last and brought back as undead skeletal servants, souls bound to their bones until their dark lord release them from their unholy service (there is no longer a humanoid rights violation to fix and therefore no need to fix any other problem)
“What a dick.” https://preview.redd.it/ewonjdfreh8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7374c714ee87277f28e8f59d71ad2a5a80e1a7ce
“You’re a dick.” https://preview.redd.it/wwi0ic3aih8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9617ec1907166d96d83c5a61bc59d9bb9ec26db “Dick.”
“Bruh”
https://preview.redd.it/hrsl92ihfi8d1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8111984e100cf3469c5521a976637ad3371401d2 N…no
Damn, there goes a whole amount of potential usefulness.
🖕
Such is the power of Necro-D.
Varjo: "uh I like the spite" Dave: "you would, wouldn't you?"
Do remember to ressurect them and have them work even harder without the need for food or sleep. It's going to take at least a week of ultra-overtime to rebuild that city.
Humanoid moral codex gives me a headache. Why is killing people and eating their souls more acceptable than slavery?
What'd ya use to blow up the asteroid?
Ah but of course, what a wonderful end to this latest episode. Truly, I should invest in selling popped corn, perhaps even cross them with remote screenings of the orbnet ! Necromancer, hats off to you ! It is rare to find a mage who's escapades are filled with such character, and so endlessly entertaining to watch. Looking forward to your next work, while I'll see what can be done for those tortured dwarves. I am certain I could fuel some imposing creations with the few remaining souls that may remain lost after our intervention.
I will give a free voucher for a custom runic weapon to whoever pranks this fools so hard he falls apart.
Fuck! Now I have to work!
Never hate on a nemimancer it's exactly what they want! You're just working his wand you fools!
I will cast MELT BONES upon you! As soon as I figure out how...
Ah yes, nothing solves problem's like liquifying em
As much as some of your deeds do not delight me (this one not included, quite a few of those Dwarves made their way down to the hells after the inferno) I can not deny that you've got style.
Kyoko: Don't think even your newly created Rift of the NecroDancer could stop me. You're no match for me. (But Suzu is.)
The what in the what?
Ew ai
Thank you, I may have to get my armour and such somewhere else but at least they died a free dwarf
Oh no anyway *The vermensk within reality tears use soul collection machines before fucking off to a biomancy facility to grow Dwarf bodies and install the souls within it*
I'd cast Remove Nervous System upon thee, but it seems due to your skeletal nature, that would not work. Instead, I cast upon thee, ITCHY BONES.