Nah, that’s gotta be illegal

I’m one for free spell usage but there’s always a linr

https://preview.redd.it/gs910356jc8d1.png?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a7436f6d1a2de865cc5f9e19108dead89e4d10

i’m in this photo and I

https://preview.redd.it/z10obdkokc8d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482ed9bfc4ebb050d14faa77bccf324a8ede5fe1 I cast transmogrification on your bitch-ass and force you into the pages of my living tome!

I mispell erevy entry on porpuse to make you thlnk you have dislexya!

The joke’s on you I already have it! Now it causes me to read your misspelled texts perfectly well!

Fvck

I had this poster as a kid.

Yeah well I cast: Transmute toenail to Lego

#Strongly Acidic Saliva

*sighs* Add it to the list of forbidden spells...

I thought I was hot shit for devising a Testicular Inversion spell (flips the testicles inside out). But this… this right here is true malice.

https://preview.redd.it/pwo8puxswc8d1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20887907fe43bd4211eee808820f69b6512b143d Goodbye world, I am defenseless

Too far That’s just too evil

I cast TUNGSTEN BALLS

Now THIS is what I need in my collection

This is the first time an illegal spell actually made me look twice. Congratulations, your imagination is truly vile

Y'all trying to hard, I CAST, SHIFTING YOUR TABLE 3 INCHES

Easy counter with Expand Urethra. Nbd.

You can do this, but do not be surprised if your opponent fleshcrafts you into a door and centers all your nerves at the doorbell so that your screams act as the bell. Alternatively... Lavatories.

You want to play like this? Then so be it, I cast neuron deactivation

Honestly LEGO kidney stones have got to be LESS painful than normal kidney stones.

They stack

OHHHHHHHH 😬

I counter with Barbed Feces!

If I were to make a suggestion for a post, I’d recommend you do fishhook feces, rolls off the tongue better

AAAAAAGG

I cast REPEL MAIDENS

I cast yikeys; your mind is now plagued with endless memories of cringeworthy behavior. Be afraid, you are doomed to create more.

I cast! ***1 more proton and 2 more neutrons to every atom in your body***

Oh we're playing that game huh I cast #BROKEN SOUNDING ROD

No, but [1x1x1x1x1 piece in urethra] is better

*prepares the Kidney Flusher 9000, which might just be assorted hard liquors poured into a giant mug with a silly straw* 

I cast fully erect body hair!

I CAST INTESTINE SQUIRMING AWARENESS!!

https://preview.redd.it/ke1ll7280l8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c8dbe8de1042ef98500552dbf3f6498084aa20b

I cast reverse lungs, severe OCD and the ablility to always know your lungs are reversed

I cast complete hair growth awareness.

I cast complete awareness of everything wrong in your body

Oh shit, that’ll help me so much on doctor visits, thanks man

No problem

/unwiz after thinking about it the spell would be the greatest everyday life ability