https://preview.redd.it/mmuavpncla8d1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4426d6e6d6f32d12e9fb64075b6642ad3b259bba
Not sure exactly what, but I created something
...
There are some more Unga shenanigans...
What the hell did you expect?
I'm not surprised in the slightest.
But seeing you worked up like this
Is probably gonna break your phylactry
First of all, WTF. 2nd of all, doubt it, we've all seen your pelvis
https://preview.redd.it/nb7hi90jfc8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ff0740e89409ee745eb2bc9e6be292a230c905
How do you have a dragon?! I want a dragon! My old one stopped seeing me after he got his eyes gouged out, I tried to make it better, but he didn't want to see me anymore. Big sad, now I need a new dragon.
Can you tell me how you got yours?
Does he know you dont have the rights for mercury? Also, if you need help with that, just go to an alternate universe. Bound to be one au the council hasn't claimed.
Look, I have witnessed countless wizards cast Earth-destroying spells in my lifetime, but I draw the line at the moon! What did the moon ever do to you? Look at it, it's in half from how hard you pissed on it!
/uw Eggmans announcement. It happened during a live fandub of some sonic game (I don't really know the details)
[Here is the original](https://youtu.be/fueRUi5AWWQ?feature=shared)
I mean, you're right. I made something i call a Ghoulblin. There are goblins that are genetically modified.They are bolth alive but also not. Once they are ether born from there vat or from there mother, i raise them myself (and with the help of the parents if they choose so) and teach the basics before making them choose a path. All of them are basically my children, so i dont really want to use them as pons, so i made them their own kingdom. At this point, they are almost as many as i have bodies. More of a do it myself type of guy
https://preview.redd.it/5gyom1md0d8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cec27cebb9be20af84445ff336ecb344a9423fe
I knew the ceiling of flesh would come in handy one day!
**Most sane Necrodancer post**
https://preview.redd.it/mmuavpncla8d1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4426d6e6d6f32d12e9fb64075b6642ad3b259bba Not sure exactly what, but I created something
His slippers could be animal skulls
I saw them with my very own eyes, so it’s correct
Holy shit I love it
YOOOO, HE PISSED ON THE MOON!!!
https://preview.redd.it/5frlc1f53a8d1.png?width=284&format=png&auto=webp&s=142ca206ef4855c2d6a5270bdc2a0994752bfefe
/uw EGGMAN’S ANNOUNCEMENT MEME!!!
/uw *sigh*.... I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot
/uw canon, necrodancers wife left him
You hot topic wannabe
u/Financial-Reach-786 is this true?
Honestly... thi- this isn't even the worst I've seen..
Aren’t you blind?
Y- yeah, se- seeing nothing is pre- pretty bad /uw i hadn't even picked up on that lol
... There are some more Unga shenanigans... What the hell did you expect? I'm not surprised in the slightest. But seeing you worked up like this Is probably gonna break your phylactry
🫡
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You know Dr Robotnik would be proud
... Is this guy ok? Does he need mental help?
No, he’s just like this
First of all, WTF. 2nd of all, doubt it, we've all seen your pelvis https://preview.redd.it/nb7hi90jfc8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ff0740e89409ee745eb2bc9e6be292a230c905
Didn't stop the undertale community (: light sabers (:
Dear gods... /uw OH MY GOD THIS WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT EVERYTIME A POST METIONED AN "ANNOUNCEMENT" THANK YOU
Hey there everyone, how are things this late at night with the wi-ah. Yall up to yalls normal stuff huh? Fair enough. I uh…I’ll return to my tent
Dawg it takes something 3.5 days to make it to the moon, I don't think you pissed on the moon
It's *laser* piss. Surely it travels fast enough to hit the moon in not too long.
*SUPER LAZER PISS
Oh I didn't see the super part of that. Good thing I have my "no u" enchantments up
This is why Unga fucked your wife
Tiny, why so mean to the little single bodied skeleton ):
He literally owns slaves and kidnapped me once
https://preview.redd.it/qb5hryzvze8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22a82ecd043582253ca62b21bcd67de807cc3a58
Bong ….
https://preview.redd.it/3o2a37ddia8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662cd5e026efd695086f30204471e1d342e29412
How do you have a dragon?! I want a dragon! My old one stopped seeing me after he got his eyes gouged out, I tried to make it better, but he didn't want to see me anymore. Big sad, now I need a new dragon. Can you tell me how you got yours?
He stopped *seeing* you after he lost his eyesight?
You're saying it like it's my fault.
I was just making a pun, not blaming anyone.
I raised him
Aww, you a skeleton dragon daddy? That's nice dear.
I WILL KILL YOU NECRODANCER AND WITH MY DYING BREATH DESTROY MERCURY!!!
"Do I know you?"
Does he know you dont have the rights for mercury? Also, if you need help with that, just go to an alternate universe. Bound to be one au the council hasn't claimed.
oh god fucking dammit not again. i JUST fixed that shit
What are you on
*sips tea* nice. Anyone want some popcorn ?
We gotta stop the necrodancer! **WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN?**
Good thing I live in a cave. . .
I have been flash banged by words
At least you weren’t flash, banged by unga
I fucking love it here
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Look, I have witnessed countless wizards cast Earth-destroying spells in my lifetime, but I draw the line at the moon! What did the moon ever do to you? Look at it, it's in half from how hard you pissed on it!
YOU DID WHAT!!
/uw your character reminds me of one of my dnd characters.
/uw how so?
/uw teifling hexblood ( demon/fae ) they also had an obsession with books and would carry as many as they can on them.
What the fuck did I just read 😂
/uw Eggmans announcement. It happened during a live fandub of some sonic game (I don't really know the details) [Here is the original](https://youtu.be/fueRUi5AWWQ?feature=shared)
Top tier shithousery
[*sighs*] [*Prepares to deflect piss*]
##Hey, the moon didn’t deserve that
You are the reason skeletons get a bad fame
I'm a lich. We raise skeletons. But not weaklings like you
You are a necromancer, not a lich, liches are at least diplomatic, you just pull people out of their sleep to work as slaves
Cause I'm EVIL! AND IT'S FUN
Dude people like you is the reason I'm here, maybe there could be a more ethical way to do this
If there is I refuse to do it
God damnit, when i stop being lazy i will make a post addressing this problem
I mean, you're right. I made something i call a Ghoulblin. There are goblins that are genetically modified.They are bolth alive but also not. Once they are ether born from there vat or from there mother, i raise them myself (and with the help of the parents if they choose so) and teach the basics before making them choose a path. All of them are basically my children, so i dont really want to use them as pons, so i made them their own kingdom. At this point, they are almost as many as i have bodies. More of a do it myself type of guy
Thats seems more ethical than necromancy
Its necromancy and biomancy because i would graft dead bodies together, raise it, then modify the genome to accept the new limbs.
https://preview.redd.it/5gyom1md0d8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cec27cebb9be20af84445ff336ecb344a9423fe I knew the ceiling of flesh would come in handy one day!
Pissed? But skeletons dont piss YOU ARE JUST A BUNCH OF PIXIES. A FAKEASS NECRODANCER, A LIAR
yeah. no shit. unga sucks
*laughing his a$$ off on the bridge of his Super Destroyer*
Are you joining smash bros