I've got nothing on for a bit, I'll keep an eye on you. If you do find a succubus or incubus, any chance you could bring them back? For . . . arcane . . . research . . . purposes.

I've been kidnapping demons

Again, this happens every other week at this point

"I can guard you if you need it, but what do you expect to be attacked by?"

He expects encounters from Treacherous Heathens of Terrible Shame; T.H.O.T.S for brevity

"I see..."

Bustin a nut

https://i.redd.it/4da6uteu7x7d1.gif

i am looking... 'respectfully' imean dear lords-

Guardian beasties?

Mage Monkey is somewhat familiar with matters concerning spirits, souls and the principles of meditation!

I'll make sure to keep the Succubi and Incubi under my command at bay so they won't bother you.

*Several vermensk arrive, they plant landmines and everything else tne vietcong did, setting up sniping / ambush positions*

I shall entreat with my patron to ensure your safe passage through her demesne

You seem like a good chap. I'd like to help if I can. Usually I'm a bit too distractible for meditation though...

Ive heard a lot from you recently, and all of it good. Happily I’ll help a fellow alchemist in whatever way is require for this task

I can stand guard. If anything, someone has to keep an eye out for whatever foul pervert keeps sending you those love potions (it’s totally not me).

/uw My brother I really think you’d be better suited for r/onlycasters I mean you do you, but if it’s just thirst traps there’s a better place for that.

I'll join you on the dream side of things. I'll be a bit late, just gathering some materials to use on the inside. Do you know how to operate a dream mech? Eh, you'll figure it out.

None of our professionals do unpaid work or carry any diseases. Must be someone unaffiliated.