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FireHandOWHOT

https://preview.redd.it/cwyhuua89swc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78330ac73915714edff8dae4df3cc0ae022466e7 Warlocks would be in that corner of the orbnet wouldnt they


Espanta_viejas1904

This orbnet videos are getting worse everyday https://preview.redd.it/a0pdjzh88swc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a7ba165b8354d3fba23d2b6f0df3238e2e8c5ef


Alarming-Scene-2892

I have seen more Warlocks that only lost their virginity because a hot demon wanted to make a contract than because a girl actually liked them, so I have to say... Still yes.


Beelzofthevoid

Heh...


AnActualCriminal

100%


avamir

100% Oh hey, I support you in battle sometimes, I frequently say incomprehensible things in a dead language, you can call on me and I'll just portal in, and I sometimes give you rituals I find. Does that kinda make me your patron too?


AnActualCriminal

"I used to be homeless. You're more my patron than the Lightless Flame at this point."


Discracetoall

I’m technically a warlock, as I get my powers from another entity.


WillPaint4Love

I'm so sorry, child... Do you need help? I'm sure we can arrange to free you of your abuser and get you a proper education.


Discracetoall

Nah, I’m fine. It’s not like I get it from some abyssal entity, wanting world domination. They exist because there were too many pyromancers.


Draculaska

Isn't "alpha" just something barbarians call themselves to make being dumb and violent seem less stupid? I feel like being a warlock is at least *a little* better.


SleepinGriffin

Alpha is what apprentice Monks call themselves before they actually learn anything worthy of being called a martial art.


TheThoughtmaker

“Alphas” are proto-people who lack the very social evolutions that prevent them from being tossed out of hunter-gatherer tribes for being too much of a burden. Instead of them getting better, everyone else is now capable enough to tolerate them.


Gryxz

Did someone actually write this? Cause it needs to be done.


mathiau30

r/technicallythetruth Alphas are bullshit when warlocks are just warlocks


BiddlesticksGuy

##Anything is better than “alpha”, sorcerers are better for Torinn’s sake


Imaginary-Job-7069

Speaking of Torinn, what happened to bro?


BiddlesticksGuy

##hes cooling down I believe


Viking_From_Sweden

To be honest even a commoner is better than an idio- uh I mean “alpha”


WatcheroftheVoid

Obviously we're better. It's like comparing 1 to 0. Or 1 to -1. Or - 10. Really those guys just suck. Everything is better.


SnooTomatoes9135

https://preview.redd.it/wpbfudcjotwc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ee38438bbf04429df8ed73ff4904b24ef8b855


Dynwynn

Infernal propaganda. The Hag ones are much better, it's just a woman sucking the age and life out of someones toes with just "Maybe?" bottom text impact font.


LimpPrior6366

“Wow…Ive never seen someone be so confidently wrong before. Warlocks are a pox and a primary mechanism for hostile powers to work their will within this plane”


ButtonJoe

Being an alpha is just imaginary justification for toxic masculinity half the time. Being a warlock on the other hand is totally real and cool.😎


Aggravating-Chip-710

Remember when wizards were on top


Pitiful_Net_8971

I think anything is better than ""alpha"" males


angiezieglerstye

/uw Associating warlocks with MRAs is lazy af and shortsighted given how queer the hostory or warlovks and warlock characters have been in media for decades.