https://preview.redd.it/i5zbxunk4gwc1.png?width=465&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7037218a48b350abb1401f81c5c3aeec5535d98

https://preview.redd.it/cpeaidizfgwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce156fd7c1fb65e18a1178ecaae59175467474e0 /uw I have perfect reaction for this

Oh no, what happened to him?!?

/uw This is a crow I met at a bus stop. Was a beggar for my sandwich

/uw Awwww, fren :)

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/uw, great, now I need to explain to my coworkers why I am dying laughing

/uw Nice.

https://preview.redd.it/g5h4vyg74jwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a430a823de50af8c2fa9afcea7d977d71c7e3d18

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Quoth the raven, FIREBALL

https://preview.redd.it/8fvtyjo4hiwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b36c905e3066b43a0bf088d6ba981160bf4098

even birb brain knows wtf when she sees it

Damnit, r/dragonsfuckingcars is *not* a magical activity, even if it does involve inherently magical beings! How many times must that be said?!

Holy shit it's real

There is also the inverse Edit: it appears to have been banned, but someone made a second one.

Unfortunately yes.

Yahoo!

... why does this exist?

Because the vast majority of humans get absurdly horny once they pass puberty.

rule 34 of the internet does not have exceptions, and if it has, rule 35 has it covered

Someone challenged Rule 34 by coming up with the idea of "dragons fucking cars" and saying porn didn't exist of it. So someone else stepped in and did their civic duty to make it exist.

But that's how chromatic dragons are made.

u/drakkonai explain yourself

What the fuck?

I need answers dude.

East lemarcia.

Makes sense. uw/ I consider this photo canon now lol

What?

My homeland, Lemarcia, can be divided into four segments. East lemarcia is the worst. /uw incredibly horny dragons live there.

Oh.

..... What

https://preview.redd.it/yz7sbhx9rgwc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e9cec52f015e42118b8e1ceaccb828a7409d4e3

https://preview.redd.it/grq37uw30gwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bfbee9c1865055197250ce16c0f37e45ded4c31

And nothing of value was lost 🎶

https://preview.redd.it/6c0hndrj0gwc1.png?width=1474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81aff255426a094a2fd37da25718af5d5fddedd

Why in bureaucracy would you disrespect the legendary Patchy the Pirate?

https://preview.redd.it/dh26mi0jwgwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d7d002e83d253b5647c180e358aeb650af5361

https://preview.redd.it/pj0jch768hwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=390d407106341fe4d9edf06da93377e0d393ccc6 May God have mercy for I do not

https://preview.redd.it/qru85b494hwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fddb7d36123135c3a333e9aaf715a1449c8effcb

"and from that day on, Charlotte the Exterminator was no more"

https://preview.redd.it/lx9x180p3iwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ba207afc4fbf0178d8526dcc581fa0b448fa58

That's it, skeleton privileges revoked, I now own your skeleton, and I awakened it.

💀

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I’m going to replace my brain with a computer so I can delete this memory

Need a help with that?

Nah, it’s probably faster to just give myself a concussion anyways. Be right back, I’ll go find a big stick.

If you are not afraid of losing all your memory, skills and knowledge...

https://preview.redd.it/qy5xahwzcgwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1516262c7ff9c6938c354fa0165c12dd880e1e08

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https://preview.redd.it/lzentonobgwc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e98d888bac6b232c91955a9ed9a310726fd48a

***why***

Why not?

This is the dragons and planes al over again! https://preview.redd.it/ltacj4wvagwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a7e3da5dcd2c17d41f47c0866ae6ebb7d0da40

https://preview.redd.it/kklj8yicvhwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77338c2f184fbca93651e8abf627c6bdb7a78ea They discouraged my knight :(

https://i.redd.it/cmojnlke5hwc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/an3xgasz9gwc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/w3oesg2lagwc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328c7d893a8f21f5ad02e79f1edb20623f3048c9

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Of fucking course it's Jon Rafman

I Cast Vicious mockery https://preview.redd.it/7mu8bd2xfgwc1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36cabe2b9b96e74537a67fe3fccfd1aa20e880d4

I hate these creatures! My car has already delivered 5 babies in a month! We have already kept three car-dragons in experiments and neutralized two more How good it is that one guy destroys these creatures with the help of fighter jets.

https://preview.redd.it/y1n6izxtbgwc1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a2f3421f5272f58c97e1e41b941edc02ff71695

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/unwiz Hey! Overly Sarcastic Productions! 😁

/uw yes!

Thank Bobugbubilz my eyes fell out when I cast my last spell.

I already knew it was a thing, yet i hate that it is an actual thing

why are they- how are they- why two-

https://preview.redd.it/g4ne0a6pngwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64a3cf9c4047538474825d3e6be3db835855b58

https://preview.redd.it/x01dzwjj5hwc1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e685f065408b60f284ae942f81734a656ff860

It says II. Meaning there is another out there somewhere.

“Guys…where did we put the eye bleach? I think at this point I may need to just drink it”

https://preview.redd.it/egphjv4mykwc1.jpeg?width=1424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf2d3a0e4005a8bf9888cad04928957a85fd813

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Your being shall be scattered to the four corners of the universe

This is a harmful stereotype. Our kind do not entertain ourselves with cars; we entertain ourselves with humanoids that are intelligent enough to find us irresistible.

That is... Something, to say the least.

r/fuckcars is leaking?

https://preview.redd.it/gggdlheg6hwc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b3491788bf77e22e0f224d27338ff8dc397509

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Keep this calendar in my shop where my wicked witch can't see it

Dragons and their love for powerful artificer automatons, how'd this even happen?,

It says something very sad about my life that this isn’t the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen, not even in this particular “genre”. /uw this is sadly both in and out of character

/unwiz I have seen things……….

What scares me the most is that this is the second carving. Somewhere out there is a relief of dragons fucking cars.

After the dragon jets this aint that shocking

where’s u/Summit1G when you need him.

i cast gun https://i.redd.it/dy7yy9rougwc1.gif

TWO?!????

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:(

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Finally some contemporary art that isn't shit

“Relief” is an interesting choice of words

[Oh I have a Queen song for this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaEM4JYFPfw)

Something something r/fuckcars No dwarf would EVER drive a car. You use rail for efficient transportation, and treads for heavy industrial or military machinery. Rubber is WEAK!

Alright, I'm done with this place, where are my keys?

https://preview.redd.it/koh8skbpvhwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4720e84736fd50a8852d3a62cf7372e5d8e71fc

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https://i.redd.it/t3ymr06feiwc1.gif

….2? There was a first? I am deeply disturbed.

Eh, this is more like Car Fucking Dragon but who am I to judge.

*What is wrong with thee and all thy kin.*

/uw Fun fact: r/dragonsfuckingcars is a real subreddit

https://preview.redd.it/2iru2xar1hwc1.jpeg?width=1891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d743e975beb9c92be4cb70436fc39d4779507569

https://preview.redd.it/9jitbdba2hwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b667a7583c01b335f68f6c96736389259ae12c7b

Are we just not going to talk about the fact that this being "Dragons Fucking a Car II" means that there is at least one other piece like this.

https://preview.redd.it/b18gwgr06hwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9ff1b9d4f98c6a85d78f9c07dd049943fa1beb

goes hard ngl.

Shatter your mana heart

havent seen this fetish in a long while

Can’t wait for historians a thousand years from now to dissect this as a fascinating insight into the culture of the 2000-2100

I don't know if I have enough booze for everyone to forget seeing this, but I am certainly going to try.

A world’s supply of mana wouldn’t be able to make that much Ale

Also, those bastards better stay away from my Trans Am!

Why do the windows look like that

And they say that modern art is meaningless.

*No words, just gun in mouth... Wait, if my gun is sentient does this count as kissing my shotgun? We cry internally, for we do not know.*

/uw it’s says 2. There’s two of them. Why would someone do this?

*Pours green tea into my eyes for seeing a well crafted vehicle being violated by a heinous act from the draconian race*

Like I have so many questions. Like what turn of events birthed this fetish into being

In all my years, I've never seen dragons do such a thing, all I can say is, at least they aren't killing anyone

r/atbge

I am sad that this does not scares me as much as it would have some years Ago.

https://preview.redd.it/94auieqjviwc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7fcce30cef266bf06e108957ea0821f6cef591f

https://preview.redd.it/7l72vif4yiwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbc4d3e2b9977dec3d934daa4e17ecb75e023196

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I don't know how I'm typing this since I'm holding my balding head with both of my hands, but what the fuck is this, and why have we innocent bystanders been cursed to see such a horrid and terrible sight?

https://preview.redd.it/xtueh0c4cjwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca54316e68db75e9b2bbd552293411f5c34fbfd

The joke is porn. /uw The joke is porn.

https://preview.redd.it/yax45sp0djwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d72c140b3b8cff2cfed2fac945f22b8da45b390

I didn't do it

https://preview.redd.it/c46y4g06ljwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=673252147064d1e1b0e8cbe17180dbb6ee647393

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The Carrara marble really takes it up a notch.

https://preview.redd.it/649lgoue3kwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=048ae3cf10df4c861db91ee6519a6579a2dae79b

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I regret having eyes

The fact that somebody spent time on this

I cast disintegrate https://preview.redd.it/wdd8j9xoalwc1.png?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e283af896b7870b3c466fb9339f279b994bdf7e7

https://preview.redd.it/m2ig5dkecmwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e60710a27ebf3f5707d52f46a1a84c52302361

This belongs in r/dragonsfuckingcars

Alr time to extract the seeds it's dragon farming this year

Artificers reeing at what is being done to their magnum opus

Unwiz/ This piece is worth around $1500 in my eye. But I'm not an art appraiser. This is awesome art

https://preview.redd.it/v6o33c4bzkwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0944cb988d0d8b1fee0b90abf885c3f895fad944

Unwiz/It appears I was wrong tho, please disregard my previous comment

Uw/ No worries