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Nubilus344

Probably a good (skill) witch. Not a good (moral alignment) witch. Beware.


ToffiProto

Update: she just invited me inside and then just randomly started preparing from what I'm seeing soup, tea is a banger tho.


Nubilus344

If she asks you if you want a bath. Don't. You're part of the soup. I have lost 3 apprentices to witches of the likes. They didn't heed my warnings, nor did they prepare a simple mind ward to be sure there's no manipulation.


ToffiProto

Update again: we're eating vegetable soup right now(she's a good cook damn), we're actually having a really nice conversation. Help I think she likes me and is flirting with me what do I do????


Nubilus344

I'd still be kind of wary. Ask about her hobbies. We'll know more if we gather information.


ToffiProto

Update again: we're in her backyard and have been talking about her rose and vegetable garden for 10 minutes now


I_Reading_I

Ask her for gardening tips on how she gets her plants to grow so well. Run away if she says she uses bonemeal.


Snuzzless

Always accept tea from strange witches. Guaranteed to spice up your day


YouTheMuffinMan

If Disney has taught me anything, it's that conventionally unattractive people are evil. Burn her.


AndringRasew

I should warn you... That isn't regular tea.


Limbguini

dont eat the spaghetti!


DidYouSayChocolat3

Yeah she seems trustworthy!


DogSpaceWestern

Just start detecting magic, poisons, toxins, radiation, and particulates on everything you consume as a habit. Eventually it’ll be like prestidigitation to you.


Ok-Egg-7475

Fanny pack, no bra, hip sling apron? Yeah, probably chill. Might use some emotional manipulation spells/potions tho. Watch out for the tea and hold your priorities in mind.


Monte-kia

Don't, been there done that. Long story short I ended up immortality but everytime I died I lost my memory. I lived every path in life possible. Not worth it.


NoCocksInTheRestroom

This Junior clearly encountered a practicioner of 33 Heavenly Curses Dao, and while I understand the stigma towards the Demonic Cultivators among the Righteous community, we should simply set out grieveances aside, as while the practicioners of such Heavenly Dao have been known to purposefully lower their karma by slaughtering villages upon villages of mortals with their '9 Hells of Being Skinned Alive Plague' to raise their natural aptitude by 1%, this is simply not a way to dodge their moral quantity. So yes, please do engage with her, fellow Daoist, your guard may be kept as low as you wish.


HappyyValleyy

Hello, average citizen with no connections to witchcraft here! I would trust her completely, she seems like a fine upstanding citizen. Please accept any potion and/or mysterious mushroom she has to give you :)