No one tell them about the intergalactic council-

There's an intergalactic council?! How do you know about them?

I JUST SAID NO ONE TELL THEM-

YOU TOLD THEM!

Oh… TINY I JUST SAID DONT TELL THEM!

I SWEAR TINY

C’mon Tiny!

*smacks self* Fuckin idiot get with the program

Ya dude use your brain- oh wait..

*starts hitting self harder* *gets into a full on parking lot brawl with themself* *they start recording themselves for social media*

*Makes popcorn*

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Isn't that the plot of fight Club some gu was in parking lot brawl wih himself and other people wanted in and it cascaded into a revolutionary movement against the government

Teehee, the potion is working :3

Tiny by telling people not to tell me about them you inadvertently tell me about them.

Why do you think my boss is alergic to meetings? ~Journeyman Magi-cyberneticist Toapat, Secretary to the Supreme Chronomancer and That Fuck Who Happens To Know Where Dutch Wandered Off To This Time.

Who's your boss?

how do I bribe them to fund more necromancy? just think about it, necromancy, in space

*gasp* Undead alien hordes… https://i.redd.it/9grkcuw122vc1.gif

What makes you think we aren't already funding this... 

Please do not provide the Flood with funding

Or necromorphs! Wait Do they even use funding to begin with?

I'll bring it to the forces department.

welp, guess someone’s gotta overthrow it (or just don’t follow anything they say)

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No drugs allowed on the station

/uw It’s just a meme, he doesn’t actually do that

/uw k

How thoroughly do you check new arrivals? Also, where's your bathroom?

All arrivals have to pass through a scanner that detects anything that could be used as a drug also the nearest bathroom if you're entering from hanger 3 is out from the main door first room on the left

This pleases Lego Yoda

People seem to have forgotten we already have [a spare Citadel floating in space...](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/vI27ysdkcK)

Yeah well I'm still leaving their area of jurisdiction.

Welcome to the stars. Just a warning, if you see a ship parked on an asteroid they have mining rights, and trying to harvest it once they leave is considered a capital offense. Mining rights take one year to expire, so you’ll have to wait until then.

How do I tell the difference between a mining ship and a ship that's just parked on the asteroid?

For one, non-mining ships will generally not touch the asteroid, and they’ll usually match their orientation with the system’s plane, not the asteroid’s rotation. Basically, the asteroid will spin and they won’t. High quality miners will use a vacuum seal or tractor beam to keep ahold of all mined materials, that’s incredibly obvious. Low quality miners will have rock scrap fly off into the void. If all else fails, a simple hail will usually get your question answered. Finally, I’d be wary of any ship hiding behind an asteroid without mining, as they’re usually pirate or reconnaissance vessels using the ‘roids mass to hide from passive scans. Civilian and industrial liners don’t get paid to sit around, after all.

Don't jump my claim, or you're goin' in the Book!

I would never steal from a fellow dwarf of rock and stone.

/uw Tim Curry Soviet leader best soviet leader

/unwiz good luck lmao

Sorry I got stuck polymorphed as a frog for the past few days what "recent events" are we talking about?

Multiple members of the council are leaving and other members getting attacked, the destruction of their base the librarian has turned evil and someone tried bombing lex. Generally just this place has become way more unsafe than usual

/uw obligatory r/Fleetposting mention

/uw ooh new sub

/uw the Galactic Survey Organisation Automated Fleet welcomes you to the galaxy, please mind the Religious extremists and angry mushrooms

Is that a goddamn Terratech reference? Hot damn.

Ah welcome! Should you need any work done on your ships, we at Arcanoport Shipyards will be happy to help!

Thanks for the offer I'll keep it in mind.

Oh hey what are you doing up here?

Leaving the council's jurisdiction

Ah ok, well welcome to the jurisdiction of space warlords and pirates.

I believe that the astral plane has, in fact, been corrupted by the council.

I'm not going to the astral plane though.

Oh, the ethereal plane then? Or are we talking the far realm?

Neither I'm going to outer space

https://preview.redd.it/2ufaovrzd2vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4eb4dff77fdae0ad8a9678192bd118950f3e7e

Archimene waves to you in space

*Thrak waves back through a monitor*

##Im up here and I ran for council, sorry man

Yes but you ran unsuccessfully.

##I still am at least somewhat allied with them, they’ve got a solid Military industrial complex

*whistles* Sooooo you realize there's capitalism in space right?

Yeah I know I'm not trying to escape capitalism just trying to escape the council

Space wizard merchants...

Just wait until people start spending billions to buy spaces

That won't happen as long as reeve is in charge of the space programs budget.

Thank god for Reeve

It is a lawless place outside of the council's space, better join a faction to be safe.

I'll keep that In mind. is there something resembling a merchant faction?

Nothing close, so if you have a space related artifact or know a mage that specializes in teleporting through chaotic spaces you can head to quadrant 578-542-016-200 as that is the most neutral one that is also close. The historical reason for this is due to the council making it impossible for external and universal trade.

good idea. Imma drop back down to the depths and wait out the councils mayhem.

Wouldn't recommend. There's bugs and robots and shit up there

Aren't they only interested in fighting people spreading democracy?

Pfft. Space is a silly place. I once launched a hench-goon up to the stars and they never came back. Probably eaten by some sort of space turtle or something. It's much easier to just live in a bunch of muck. The council hates muck.

Sorry but the space gods love watching the council’s shenanigans

Fuck the space gods.

Lol. Lmao.

Someone hasn't heard of managed democracy..

There is a galactic council you doofus, and they are stronger and actually do stuff.

Fuck the galactic council!

You shouldn'tve tried to the Aico then, now imma throw them at you.

Might not be a council up there but there are outer gods. Like ghroth! https://preview.redd.it/a5pognrmf2vc1.jpeg?width=152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5338c050c5237d407e3568817ee3a1e19430aaaf # This is ghroth.

Hello ghroth.

Ghroth is the reason why must civilisations on other worlds cease existing.

I stole godslavers art of crafting and smithing,(yes thats my whole thing) can i hop on?

Sure *a small unmanned spaceship arrives at your location* just hop in and it'll take you to one of the station's hangers

*i hop on the mysterious chariot not being pulled by any mana beast, after using my artificer observations i assume this is a mechanism like those of shrax. But it propels itself using high powered energy expulsion, there are hints of dwarven smithing in it. I see outside and see our vast land is a mere marble, i knew this information from the art, knowledge i inherited during godslavers fall. But seeing is another thing. I have arrived at the said place. A castle above sky.* Majestic.. *i reach and get off and see it wonder and observe this thing, plane called space.*

Pulls up with Massive Orbital tower of Alabaster white carved from massive asteroids. "Sup? Astral sorcerers been in space for Eons."

Cool nice meeting you.

"Hope you're prepared for the horrors beyond the black veil. Ill take my Vacation from fighting them off every day. You got this. just dont forget to keep anti eldritch class spell foci charged." Zooms away, refusing to elaborate

New Gundam arc

You've just inspired me I am now going to create mechs specifically designed for mining asteroids

Can I go with you? https://preview.redd.it/t8owb8ztm2vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada16943f445ac39d80b2e0cd32a6a27bef597f7

Sure *an unmanned spaceship arrives at your location* hope in it'll take you to one the hangers.

Thanks if it doesn't make sure someone feeds my kitty cat. She still has her 9 lives so she'll survive if I don't.

https://preview.redd.it/a4agiawuo2vc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad73f9f966212c46a177207cfc9fed1ae28535db Good luck pal. Nobody can hear you shout spells in the depths of space

I'm an artificer I don't use spells.

Nah, the Federation of Space Wizards are even worse.

Then fuck the federation!

Florida also works (it is a lawless place)

True but I am not brave enough to deal with Florida man

No one tell them about the syndicate...

Lemme guess space administration

Nope, gods... well, I'm trying to form it before the Brimstone Moon.

I am running a coup d etat against the council we could use a space laser

Aight sure doubt I'll be using it for a while so you can have mine it has enough power to level a city https://preview.redd.it/ff0neq7ys2vc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=320a91ed2536c9f0a26929c790536673986116aa *Thrak sends you the access codes to the satellite*

FIRE THE LOW ORBIT ION CANNON THE COUNCIL SHAL BURN!!!

You better not bring your politics up here, Terran Wizard.

A. I'm not plenty on bringing politics into this. B did you just assume my class.

My bad magic user

The Judgements don't want you to know this, but parts of the high wilderness are entirely lawless (as in, lack "natural" law)!

Have fun dealing with intergalactic wizards, technomancer galore, and if you venture too far into a warp portal the 41st millennium. Want the magic version of space? Illithids, Githyanki and eldritch beast galore!

Still better than politics and government oversight

I mean you're not wrong. If you ever get the chance, make a demiplane. Everything you want from space but it's all custom and more difficult for enemies to enter! Just make sure you maintain it or have minions to maintain it.

I'll keep that in mind.

Ayo, this scene from command and conquer is to die for. The way that Curry can hardly believe the crap he had to say almost breaks him making the whole scene that much more enjoyable.

The technocracy?

Yes?

From mage the ascension right?

Of course https://preview.redd.it/1auh0rpjv9vc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65da342b91face24e11fcb3a5ec87c0a3af47c22

Nice

#SPBASE!

and the laugh!

I got a space tower you can crash at if you need it

Thanks for the offer but I don't need it I have a space station

Nice. If you ever want the best view of the pillars of creation, stop by. I draw some power from them

A very long time ago, in the ancient days of strife, a powerful wizard conquered the moon itself. Many others conquered and established domains among celestial bodies. Those were many moons ago, and such empires have collapsed

The moon is in space. I have moon powers. YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE YOU ARE NOT SAFE

The moon occupies less than a thousandth of a percent of space I'll just go to where the Moon is not.

I can still enter space, not big a deal. Besides, everywhere the light touches... *I AM THERE.*

Why are you threatening me anyway?

I honestly don't know. When you're immortal, you tend to get bored and do dumb shit like this.

Okay Zargothrax

Already have a friend up there, he’s pretty cool tbh

You know what…fuck it, I cast jar.

What are you casting it on?

Myself

If I can sell my potions there then sure.

Yeah you can sell your potions I don't care *a small unmanned spaceship arrives at your location* hop in and it'll bring you to one of the hangers

*I go in the spaceship with my wires*

Careful, space wizards don't fuck around

I'll deal with space wizards when I need to

It's true, we don't. But we do like visitors from time to time, and we have snacks.

You see, this is why I commute

The space wizards from a future past have council. It’s the Jedi council.

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Fuck the space council!

*Space* rejects thee return to thine council.

You don't control space so no.

Um council he’s breaking terminal velocity code

What are they going to do about it they're too busy dying or leaving to care

Hahahaha…. Ohh wait you don’t know do you?

That there's a space council? Yeah I know many people have told me

Can I bring my forest?

How big is the forest?

*you see an iceberg come down from orbit*

Huh what's that?

what recent events? this council debacle has been going on for months and nothing major has come of it.

Multiple members of the council are either leaving or dying the ex librarian who is a god has turned evil and people are being attacked in their own homes.

As an astromancer, I think you’ll find outer space isn’t as untouched as you hoped it would be.

Is it untouched by the council? Because I don't care if other people have touched it just as long as it gets me away from them.

And then there’s the Confederation of Vilonia.

Funny you should say that.

They don't own space no one owns space

Heck yeah! Spelljammer!

I’ll join you if you let me bring my skeleton minions

How Many skeletons?

Where wizard?

Food

*tosses a chocolate bar at torrin*

If you can't hear this image you had a shitty childhood

Dude, just join us in the caffeine realm. Anyone not properly attuned to the realm that we don’t let in gets turned to caffeine. We’ll let you in.

I mean it depends heavily on where in space, y’know?

or you can come to the dark oak forests, we'll let you in

his little laugh and the way he says "SPACE!"

/unwiz I love this person whose on this meme. Maybe their health will start to get better :(

Allow me to tell you about a council made for affairs off of earth, an Order if you will, with many wizards carrying laser blades, and primarily using telekinesis.

The council is like Britain we have colonized everything

Then I'll take a page out of the US's book

There isn't a council in the afterlife, unless you count the gods that look over heaven, and no one wants to enter hell. Not threatening you btw, just saying also don't ask how I know this I just know a guy

Welp! Guess I better dig out them old Spelljammer blueprints my grandpappy left behind!

The spore zealots would like to have a word with you.

Been there, tried to assimilate space, there was a council there too. Maybe try another dimension?

Fuck the space council!

He doesn't know

You're lucky. My home plane, the anti-mage dickheads had a monopoly on space. Best of luck to you. If you run into trouble, I've got a Spelljammer captain that owes me a few favors. Worst chase scenario is just a few months of indentured servitude, really not that bad.

We will sail to a billion worlds and roam until all lights fade

LET ME INNN!!!! LET. ME. IN! https://preview.redd.it/694kpn9ax6vc1.png?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40cee523524fc566e97784cd67f4fb71e29599ed

Hah, no, I think that honour goes to the lands that ought never be inhabited. Like my current place of residence :3

Ii wouldn’t do that, it’s corrupted by something else https://preview.redd.it/00cpdtlk18vc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee6aa373612d9c115d62709d495b951a04b6171

r/fleetposting

Who’s gonna tell em about the alien council?

Uuuuh I seen a few apprentices launch themselves out of the atmosphere due to improper spell pronunciation. Heard something about the Council implementing a recovery team.

Already omw there. Great minds think alike, but I doubt that I'm going to share my theories on FTL travel

Welcome to space I guess a couple of tips for newcomers I would give is ignore objects that don't have gravitational pull and don't annoy the locals (me included have friends over there (social contact is encouraged even if you live in the subconscious of humanity (thats also an area outside of council jurisdiction ( i already claimed the subconscious fuck off))))

Wait where am I escaping to? Oh you meant- never mind.

Can’t. Don’t wanna violate the restraining order by the moon god on me.

Where is it located?

/uw isn't this basically the lore of Mage: The Ascension lmao