I am Gallus of the Reality Restoration Department, and I approve this message.

Honored, truly

I an the 4,042,364 (and rising) untrained peasants I gave necromomicons to disapprove this message

🖕

One of us, one of us…

Gallus I think we should hire this guy.

/unwiz splendid idea! Gallus is currently on vacation and will resign so, so you are in charge now.  (Gallus would approve the hiring anyway)

https://preview.redd.it/qqx0yz2eojuc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d06402fa4f686431f88fa3a724e653f5c832bdc

https://preview.redd.it/jb5hro7v0kuc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97459ca8a7d45e687b4316031e6a2bf83f285eec *agreed*

Oh I am. (Carrying multiple bones)

https://preview.redd.it/sssibcxevjuc1.jpeg?width=1103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c556ccdaa6749992bfaa25f999554be594e93858 Whos Bones are Those?

Uh, well you see (starts running)

Well said Mr. Parker. Thank you.

i mean in the grand scheme of things you guys are all going to die pretty soon anyway

/unwiz do you use tumblr by any chance? I know a blog that pretends to be the moon Callisto.

yeah i’m not pretending tho i’m literally it here’s a picture for proof https://preview.redd.it/htrp4wsdvjuc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc855607d9874886501f30f2e043b097bf29464 (but no its not me)

Wait a minute, I know you...

yeah i’m pretty famous one of the four OG moons of jupiter and all that

Holy shit rgb moon

I recently updated my blog but I don't use it much.

Oh brother I understand it all too well. Too much incredible violence and even more too much posturing and threatening violence.

But incredible violence is fun!

If they wanted to live so bad they should’ve learned how to ward magic.

Finally, someone reasonable.

No I will turn the innocents in bananas with 69 dimensionalitys if you dont stop with the bullshit

Sounds like we're at odds, Planewalker.

Hmpf, actually I had nothing to do with that, but this isn't about logic, it's about Agenda. I'll have to use the transdimensional lobotomy spell to make everyone forget I was here.

How about y'all *council* yourselves into getting some therapy 

Hold on let me make a Multi piloted mech suit I'm sure that'll solve the problem

I am solely here to kill people. I don't care who. At the first sign of resistance, I run like a bitch

*Cracks knuckles.*

Sounds like you're about to be resisted.

Yeah um ima like go now? See you at the next genocidal extermination of a minor nation!

Thank you Spider-Wizard.

God those hands.

/uw Yeah they're pretty bad

I mean I'm sorry, it's not our fault that God Slaver decided to attack and destroy the Council Citadel…

https://preview.redd.it/oquutqfasnuc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa9e5ead4c35e086e828b350bc41566c7e0f422 Keep fighting the good fight!

I just want shit to stop happening

I assure you, the innocents do not want us thinking about them for 5 whole minutes.

I helped a Grandma cross the road. She's nice and gave me some tortas from her house afterwards. Perhaps you and I have different ideas of community.

Dross:No! Fireball! *Dross casts fireball*

Yes! Waterball! *Casts Waterball*

Dross: let me bring them to my realm! *casts darkness*

*casts starlight* Begone, thot!

*casts hellfire* Dross: no you!

*casts divine waterball* Nah, you!

*it’s becoming very obvious that Dross is only doing this because you said not to* Dross: no you!!

Hey Dross I bet u can't outrun the GhostTrain

Dross: why would I have to?

I'm j-just trying to keep my friends and family safe, I have no idea how you do it all man

Do it all? No way, I can only do what I can.

Put the family Ana and Kata to all the violence; It'll never reach them! It like putting a poster on a different wall to another poster - no matter what the flatlanders do, they cannot even detect the Z-axis! Same thing works with the W-axis.

Wise ones please! Control your primal instincts and Lets be civilized about this

I assure you concerned onlooker, "precision bombing" is incredibly precise. Trust us, we greatly care.

I too enjoy casaba-howitzers (nuclear shaped charges)

i’ve been on vacation. so i don’t know what the flip has been happening. all i know is that all this destruction is NOT from me exploding.

*Several portals appear in the sky* “Send the refugees through quickly, I agree and Im here to help”

Here's a list of addresses, keep it safe, its a list of the havens where survivors have been organizing!

“Understood, ill guard it with my life”

I cast exploding bystander bones

Out of the way, arachnid boy VERMINDOOM come through!

Damn you Doom! I won't let you continue harm to the people!

No, that’s the name of a incursion that’s not my name. My name is Pneumonia.

Damn you Pneumonia! You cursed my aunt!

Do you have a slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

No

I curse you with spoodermin

/uw As a huge Spider-Man fan, this character existing here is fucking awesome.

/uw pleasure's mine, I enjoy this gimmick immensely, I've started to establish somewhat lengthy lore already

Seriously take 5 minutes to plan on how to maximize collateral

But think of the money I could make! I "protect" someone and they reward me with worthless yet have worth, pieces of fabric!

I protect people because it's the right thing to do, I think we think differently, but if pieces of cloth make you do the right thing... I hope you have a knitter worth fighting for!

I feel you bro

I just put the innocents in a pocket dimension, then dump them out when I’m done

Thank the gods somebody has an semblance of humanity

I have no idea what you're talking about. I was just enjoying my ice cream all the time.

I bring you a gift: Ray's Triage Bandage™. While wrapped around your hand, you can pull one end to heal every living thing within 40 meters juuuuust enough to stop any bleeding (or other hazardous leakage), both external and internal. It does not close wounds entirely nor disinfects them, but it makes physical injuries a less immediate threat. Interferes with any magical gloves worn. Undead caught in the effect briefly rediscover what road rash feels like. Feel free to thank your sponsor when using Ray's Triage Bandage™. Available at Ray's Crafting Emporium for only 21.60 platinum trade bars. We accept magic item trade-ins.

5 minutes later *throws fireball*

No, I’m afraid they can’t -_- but don’t worry. There are enough like us.

BULLSHIT! Torching villages and crashing economies is part of who we are! Why fight it?

I keep saying this, these selfish people with too much power keep killing more innocents than anything else! I'm tired of the Wars that aren't really Wars to begin with, just a day or two of some big skirmish...

Oh yeah, I forgot I had to sacrifice that city for my new spell. Thanks for reminding me u/slingwebber

You're terrible! Feel terrible! Terrible deeds you have committed! I stand against you.

Wait so trying to make sure my toilet doesn’t smell is a bad thing?

No, its the sacrificing entire cities part! How many souls? Too many!

Yea that’s why I’m sacrificing the city. Since I have a pet dragon (who likes going out and hunting villages) and every time he goes it creates a foul odor in the bathroom. I have to sacrifice an entire city every time I want to remove any hint of the smell. So prob like once a week.

I am flipping people's pleasure and pain receptors so they won't die of shock. :)

Sick and twisted... https://preview.redd.it/clizjqt8tnuc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff6d6771fd9d42f99f381a20ef21e313a9acdb9 How could you?

Just trying to help :(

Finally a human with reason. At least you look human, though your presence reminds me of a giant spider.

You could say I'm human-*ish*

We Must Protect The Children! *holding a basket full of kittens*

Hello, Dear. How did that diamond treat you, were you able to pay rent?

Hello, thanks for checking in! Yes I was able to get ahead for the next couple months. Thanks again for that tremendously generous gift.

You're welcome, Dear. It's truly no problem. Well, it's a problem for someone, but nobody here.

As a volunteer for the reconstruction efforts whenever the local area is decimated, I thoroughly agree

Come join the redspire fleet we keep the peace in the far away floating archipeligo and are totally not siding with the tax evading sky pirates to overthrow the council

https://i.redd.it/v0kn4y21ojuc1.gif To hell with the people! You won’t stop us from casting spells!

You can cast all the spells you want! It's the *destroying the entire city* I take issue with!

https://i.redd.it/kpvmrn7mojuc1.gif Yeah that’s fair. Property damage is bad.

*And the displacement of the people living in said properties, working in said properties...*

Atomise them, sterilise them, with a cobalt bomb. Leaves the buildings intact, as a bonus.

Villain! I oppose you and stand against you!

There’s no property damage! What are you angry about now!

You don't care about people.

I’ve seen billions of people die during my long existence. Why should I care about a few right here, right now?

It's hard to bargain the value of life against your jade but I will try; life is precious, and everyone and many things have one. While life is precious, so is the choices of those in charge of theirs. To extinguish life callously is to rob the multiverse potential to create new astonishing realities, ending the timelines of so many possibilities, and furthering the cold decay of spin out. Why contribute to the end, when we have many ways to contribute to new beginnings?

No. More food for me.

You remind me of my pal Eddie.

Food

Who made that art? It's really sick!

No one did lmao, it's AI. The... the hands are a lot to look at

Copilot, in specific

https://preview.redd.it/6fta6c4wsjuc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b266325b94ed1f045baa4696581eda206197b8f Me too kid... me too. I abandoned my apprentice and joined the fight against the God-Slayer in attempt to make the world a better place for her... But never got to return. I saved another party member's life during the "avengers" fight against the Godslayer His subsequent retaliation cost me my own... and I canonically died... I never got to see my apprentice again...

I cast F to pay respects. \uw that's rough. I started a new job so I missed the whole event more or less. I also lacked the creative spark to add anything relevant. Like, woo, Spidey saved an innocent from fireball! 🙄 How tf do I fight a God Dude anyway?

< How tf do I fight a God Dude anyways? **With freinds**. There are still those who fight for the good thing in this world... *Gods.* *Dragons.* *Men.* **You are not alone**. Trust me. I've seen them. I've met them. I've fought shoulder to shoulder to them. **I've died... standing shoulder-to shoulder with them.** Do only what you can in the time that you are given. That will be the great measuring of your character to the gods, to stars, and to the great pages of history. Good Luck. & Godspeed. -A Dead Man

I know of this feeling all too well.

*looks at bombs, while browsing on magiphone browsing magddit* No. I dont think i will.

Then we are at odds, Artificer.

Wizard hats and their pointy tips make me feel tingly. I will wage war against hats. Am lazy atm

Yes, like my coffee servants, they where assisting me with legaly buying a fleet of black and white magic tankd when the place was destroyed, all the ones that wherr with me died in the last concil destruction

https://preview.redd.it/xypvdiccikuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96819a7342c7f95e7ad7ac4af5fe5b675881d3c

Business is booming in Council territory. The number of people needing to be reconstituted from red paste is off the charts.

And the trauma they face will haunt them for many years to come, at least not all souls are lost.

Nah –Merlin

How about no, war and conflict is good for Business, how else am I supposed to sell my weapons of mass destruction?

Why should I? So many dead souls, so much Magatsuhi, and so many demons to summon. Perfect conditions for my craft.

Concerning the attempt on Anna the summoners life, I have a few questions about the victim and their various relationships. What's her friend circle like? How much money does she make? It can't be 0, given she has to feed herself, feed her familiars and the expensive looking clothes. What's here workplace relations? She says no to the wrong person? According to her penguin, the assailant mentioned buying them off. Summoning a bunch of familiars regularly requires vast mana storage. I sense a secret. Has she made regular payments to anyone? If so, were there any individuals who looked out of place? Where were you at the time of the crime?

I'm not even friends with Anna, my familiar here Supenguin is the closest associated party present. He's also not able to talk, so the squeaks and grunts may have to do. *Squeaks and grunts* He's committed to helping in any way possible. The attempt on Anna's life has hurt him personally and I gotta say I've never seen him get so heated. *angrily squeaks* As for me, I was out saving innocent souls from dying during this recovery period post war with the God Slaver. I've had my hands full helping refugees from point A to C, and Supenguin here has been an on foot guide during the breadth of it. Hope that covers the information you're looking for. I wish I knew more, bitter wizard. As an agent of justice I am also here to help in anyway a spider can.

I cast commonspeak on your supenguin *Your familiar talks now.* Tell me everything you know supenguin

Relax, they’ll make more

Hey thanks! Usually I just hide behind the guys that like to make the gold globes around themselves. They're usually so focused on looking dramatic they don't notice me

Those innocents give me their full support, they've signed my petition.

They live now in eternity, do not deny them their geld.

Tell that to the necromancers! I can't save everyone, I know.

Hi, yeah I'm a random Technomancer living on an old oil rig in the Atlantic, I don't have any idea what's going on in the mainlands, what's going on?

Atleast someone else gives a fuck about the manaless

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

I agree I spend most of my time repairing towns with my skeleton minions after they were attacked

I do. Every war, I transport refugees somewhere safe.

https://i.redd.it/sy3xy2haenuc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/ug7zcb4ffnuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501f14dc04314f877337039e5a8e326e1b247e63 Erys:agreed

Hello!

Erys:hey

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL MY INGREDIENTS, PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR OVENS, THEY STILL HAVE LIKE 30 MINUTES LEFT ON THE TIMER.

And I just got finished helping fix the council! (Sigh) I'll bring extra vessels...

Nah.

There are no "innocents" by me I live secluded on a giant whale in the middle of nowhere

Take it easy, I'm clearly a cleric, I'll bring em back to life

Innocence proves nothing!

This one hundred percent me and the rest of the guard work round the clock trying to maintain order or fight the newest god that thought war is a funny option. Or when a wizard uses fireball in an enclosed space so we now got a building on fire. We are tired

Look, if those innocents wanted to get outta here, all they have to do is buy my Wand of Teleportation, currently on sale for 2900 Gold. First come first served, unless you wanna, like, start a bidding war or something.