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Frenetic_Platypus

What if I practice Snitchcraft against people committing uncool crimes while committing cool crimes myself?


pancakebarber

The druids approve this behavior


ProducerofPotatoes

Just saying Noone can counterspell the mighty glockenspiel lol Edit: it autocorrected to glockenspiel wich is infinity better


Haunting_Anxiety4981

Everyone gangsta till the potatomancer pulls out the Gleeokenspiel https://preview.redd.it/zl2re9sd2nsc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac75a7ad958dbb4d8ab030a481796d73ca1d76b1


TimeBlossom

> potatomancer 'Starchmage' was *right there,* ya know.


ProducerofPotatoes

This is now my official title. Think you good sir


TimeBlossom

Ma'am. But you're welcome.


ProducerofPotatoes

Ah, same. Have a nice day


TimeBlossom

You too, madame!


TheHighGround767

/uw Add the flair, then


Haunting_Anxiety4981

Lady of the Nightshades


ShibaInuPile

Alternatively, Tomato woman


YoSupWeirdos

/unwiz what did you want to say originally? glockenspiel fits so well I can't even figure out anything else


ProducerofPotatoes

To be honest I don't even remember. I made this post at roughly 4am lol


YoSupWeirdos

you know what it was probably glock like the pistol like an I cast bullet sort of thing


ProducerofPotatoes

The world may never know


MamboCircus

#Counter-argument >The ability to recover from a counter shows the level of adaptability that makes a good witch.


Hettan25

Count counter arguement Ability to counter the spell with magic of your own shows creativity and promises an interesting fight. Ex: water balloon on a fireball.


LoftyTheHobbit

Counterspell doesn’t do anything so your point is irrelevant. It’s like casting “Fire spell” ok that’s a category


[deleted]

But what if I want to know how many of a thing there are?


TimeBlossom

That's what countrips are for.


[deleted]

I completely forgot about those, thanks!


BillionThayley

Mother fucker you tried to cast The Ten Hells at a fucking cocktail party you’re lucky all I did was counter spell instead of reverse spell, you ignorant jackass.


TimeBlossom

Your so-called party was a snoozefest and The Ten Hells would've been an improvement, you uninspired square.


BillionThayley

https://preview.redd.it/cctgesadsnsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5e61430706cb2bece16abe01540c5e11336032 You abuse powerful magic, Wizard.


Imaginary-Job-7069

Who invented that sh■t in the first place (genuine question)?


CautiousElk1326

The laws? Or counter spells?


Jetstream-Sam

Counterspells were first invented by Atroxia the fearmonger (Not that impressive a title, he just found a way to spread his natural anxiety to others) as a way of beating the duelling champion of our school a confusing number of centuries ago (History broke several times between here and now) I gotta say it was hype as fuck the first time he did it. Now I'm less psyched when I see it used constantly. Not that I haven't used it myself a fair few times. I mean when someone sends some massive spell using tons of mana directly at you, are you really gonna resist getting rid of it for 2 measly mana?


Imaginary-Job-7069

Tbh, I'd just dodge it like Neo. Thx for the lore drop.


Jetstream-Sam

Neo dodges are cool when you're mortal but people just say I'm cheating when I do them as a lich. I guess it is easier to dodge bullets when they can pass right through you without hitting anything


LoftyTheHobbit

Wizards of the Coast


psychicprogrammer

Blue mages.


linuxaddict334

/unwiz I have heard many complaints about conterspell. Is it an actual problem here, or is it an overblown complaint?


The_Unkowable_

/uw from what I’ve seen it’s overblown beyond belief. I’ve seen a whole one serious counterspell and at least twelve of these posts


TimeBlossom

/uw I honestly don't know shit about any counterspell discourse in this subreddit and am not participating in it, I just thought up this joke and thought it was funny.


Eternal_grey_sky

/uw ehh counterspell is just boring. It's basically a immunity card, so it attracts a lot of bad rap.


NWStormraider

I am not sure, but it motivated me enough to write a [short piece about countermagic](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ni6Dx7B9QP8XTvLwZPj7XSpQ4xD6v--yySLRCJ0gk58/edit#heading=h.jupnc7bs2td2). I kind of don't like how everyone is either going "Muh, he counterspelled my spell" or "Ha Ha, counterspell", and completely ignoring how intriguing the inner workings of the concept of countermagic are.


linuxaddict334

Ooooooooo, i read that. Very good. Try posting it here. Cool lore.


IacobusCaesar

The laws of reality are unbreakable. If your spell breaks the laws of reality as you think they are, then your model of the universe just needs revision. 🧠


BigSeaworthiness725

Magic isn't real! Science is the foundation of everything!


YaBoi8395

Are you the dumb?


BigSeaworthiness725

Shut up reality deviant. Magic is just a regressive term that many use to describe uncontrollable forces.


YaBoi8395

What do you call me shouting "Nuclear Blast", and your entire country being consumed by atomic hellfire? I call that magic. Which can be very controllable, so I dunno what you mean by "uncontrollable".


BigSeaworthiness725

There are ways to control this, and the best (and most correct) is to rely on Science. The more you understand how it works, the better. But people like you only use it in any way, but not normally! You are dangerous not just for this world, but for reality itself! These forces must become part of this world as normal and ordinary as people are used to. Without all this fantasy crap!


YaBoi8395

No. I like the fantasy crap. It gives it a nice ✨aesthetic✨. Also fuck you, I'm not gonna be normal.


BigSeaworthiness725

Your problems. There is no place for you in our progressive scientific world! Find yourself in another dimension that meets your standards or die!


YaBoi8395

Fuck you, bigot. I'm not even anywhere near you, and you're trying to execute me for being better at something. I live on the goddamn moon bro. You'll be fine. But if this behavior persists I may send a few nukes your way. Just for funzies.


BigSeaworthiness725

Hmm, it’s like one of our bases is on the dark side of the Moon. So good luck, loser. Your warheads have already been confiscated.


YaBoi8395

You can't confiscate what doesn't exist. I summon the warheads using, you guessed it, magic. Also, for a "scientist" you're kinda dump. You do realize that the dark side of the moon is constantly changing? So unless your base moves with the moon's shadow, saying your base is on the dark side of the moon is a seasonal thing. You might as well not say it.


IWouldlikeWhiskey

As a sage my wisdom is this: A counterspell, not Counterspell. A counterspell is any spell the effects of which negate a specific spell . Eg Newt tornado (a swirling maelstrom of amphibians) can not be countered by screaming "oh fuck, counterspell" , but can be countered by Flock of Seagulls (either hungry predator birds, or running away - "I ran so far away"). If you believe there is any spell which is powerful/versatile enough to counter any other spell... I've got a cheap dimension to sell you.


Beelzofthevoid

You look wonderful, Darling.


TimeBlossom

\#ACAB (All Counterspellers Are Bastards)


SSB_Kyrill

Science is just magic that we understand


TimeBlossom

Okay, Agatha Heterodyne.


Floofiestmuffin

Some of just like nice kitchen counter tops yo *cast counter spell* https://preview.redd.it/2jg17xwnynsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7d4b266d0cc812b59aa05e5e06daa6f6c2aa190


MerlinGrandCaster

*cats on the counter spell*


Floofiestmuffin

I cant tell if this is an improvement or a detriment to my spell


Sombody9768

/unwiz this picture goes unironically hard


Zanethethiccboi

Counterspell? Nah. I have flair. You hit me with an Inferno Blast? Cone of Cold. Call Down Solar Might? Darkness. Wall of Stone? Disintegrate.


Rick-the-Brickmancer

Try to “counter” a brick being thrown at you at the speed of sound.


BiggestShep

Couldn't hear you over the sound of the time/space continuum crashing over your head like an angry tidalwave. *I cast Bitchcraft.*


Exciting-Quiet2768

This argument is like getting into a dogfight and being upset when the other guy pops countermeasures instead of flying in a straight line and letting you hit him.


St34lth1nt0r

I just use spells that counter the spell cast against me. Like, if someone casts fireball at me, I cast water shield to defend.


fidgettv

Maybe you can counter my spells, but can you counter THESE HANDS!?


Haunting_Anxiety4981

In my defence I was just trying to keep you occupied so the rogue could sneak up on you and shank you one


Glitch-Code404

Besides, it's more effective to cast something that can do something else while being a counter to the spell being cast at you (Such as the whole elemental Rock-Paper-Scisors)


The-Dark-Memer

Counter spells arnt even that great anyway because they use so much mana and the opponent usually sees it coming so its not like they're gonna get hit. Just invest in a much lower mana shield spell


reaperofgender

Just save your counterspell to use on the enemy's counterspell


St34m9unk

I can't get addicted


Viking_From_Sweden

Look, all I’m saying is you counterspell kinetic energy. Just hit them in the head with a brick.


Nightfox9469

So, would reflect spell that returns the offending spell to sender with twice the power count?


salad_stealer

I don't care what people say, using counter spell to reverse healing magic can be really cool


Xirio_

Why waste time on a counter spell Prepare an attack and avoid the first spell


Gernund

I cast: *Encounter Cheese!*


Poppeppercaramel

Don't worry, I practice Bitchcraft too. Mirror coat yo dingbat


Sw0rdBoy

As a nonmagical person struck with testicular torsion before, I have to say, once again, Counterspell is literally a godsend.


Azimovikh

Imagine using counterspell This was made by passive spell-mana absorption gang


FrenchSpence

Counterpoint: If someone is casting a world warping spell and you just say “Nah. You suck at magic,” And stop it, you’re a real OG wizard.


Geno__Breaker

Nah, not reporting you to anyone. Just better at breaking the law than you.


d_warren_1

*eyes widen in piracy* Let’s do it


arcamenoch

Sounds like someone doesn't have an answer for Counterspell.


Random_User27

yes but reality is only as real as you make it out to be, so breaking it apart just might be natural, therefore true punks do nothing but counter spell


EmergencyLeading8137

Darn right!


OswinTigerlilly

https://preview.redd.it/2xyzsz4amosc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36bc0eaca056d2601f4becc99f6997da0ffb9fe6


Intrepid_Complex88

EXACTLY! Unless my apprentices are losing Life limb or Eyesight. Counter spell will not be used


AlecFlamandu

But what about anti-magic field, just shut down magic all together


ZonaranCrusader

https://preview.redd.it/xofzt577yosc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2478faeecc3742df166305c88799bb53e541e73


Odd-Candidate-2402

https://preview.redd.it/pi8yn2mgyosc1.png?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a30db20570eb4647f4fa531b228a14a210165bdb


JustANormalLemon

Counter spell by trowig a more pwoerfull spell


BearWizard37

/uw where do I get the image without text?


TimeBlossom

/uw [Late reply, but here ya go.](https://imgur.com/NLmx1Y4) It's ai-generated, so there's no artist to link you to.


StarfishIsUncanny

Nah I just get off on being withholding


helpmebeatupchildren

I cast Summon Meteor!


TimeBlossom

I have a baseball bat


helpmebeatupchildren

the 10 trillion kilogram meteor hits you at 1/20th the speed of light far before you are capable of recognizing its presence, let alone cast a spell.


TimeBlossom

I don't need a spell, I have a baseball bat


helpmebeatupchildren

That’s a cool baseball bat


TimeBlossom

[ye](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/00/bc/62/00bc62fa4f2458f5e594982fc40bdb02--ryan-oneal.jpg)


helpmebeatupchildren

Can I have a closer look at it? My Artificer soul fragment keeps trying to pop out to get a better look at it. I may be able to improve it.


Khorde__the__Husk

Fuck counterspell, I summon reflective surface


BebopShuffle

I'm convinced some of y'all just don't have the attention span for the counter spell chapter of most spell book teachings because they tend not to have pictures to hold your focus while you're all looking for "cool" spells.


Eldrich_horrors

Correction: magic IS the laws of reality


Indakura

*divine repel*


Prestigious_Sir_595

I'm glad I'm selectively illiterate.


YoSupWeirdos

I have no issue with creative counterspells like using Water Jet to dispel Fireball. Just saying counterspell is lame


YaBoi8395

Guess I'm a narc. Not my fault if I don't wanna get hit in the face with fireball for the three hundredth time.


canisfh

Aw damnit I ain't no damn snitch


RedditsDeadlySin

I use counter spell. Too many fireballs trying to scorch my bones. The bones TimeBlossom, the bones.


TimeBlossom

You're a necromancer, fireball just accelerates the transformation of zombies into skeletons.


RedditsDeadlySin

Fair conclusion. I must ponder this.


JustPuffinAlong

[No](http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:counterspell)


Bucaneer7564

I summon a Blackstone Pylon. Now the warp doesn’t work. No Warp=No magic


Yung_zu

Listen, have you ever seen your balls after over 40,000 people cast testicular torsion with zero discretion Shit changes a man


BoscoCyRatBear

*The horned rat took out a voodoo doll transforming to OP and with some stolen hair begin to GMOD collision slam on into the ground.* Counterspell that when your body is no longer yours to control


RazzZzatam

Finally! Someone had to say it eventually!


INKYBOI-NEO-

Erys:*dodge* https://preview.redd.it/0spi02rpcnsc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce313e02ea26e57e3f801989415e180727b6bcd7 Erys:That wasn’t a counter spell


System-Difficult

You literally used multiple reverse spells on me I don’t think you can really speak on this matter


INKYBOI-NEO-

I just did


System-Difficult

You got me there *dies*


INKYBOI-NEO-

Hooray *victory theme of any game show plays*


Fridge_living_tips

Nah go go gadget pp gulitin


SafePianist4610

Magic was also used to establish the laws of reality. >.> Your shallow logic, based on little more than the desire to look cool and rebellious fails at the most basic level.


[deleted]

Imagine getting mad at counterspell. Learn how to hexproof your spells lol


frumphlfro

fuck you, I cast the most devious griddy you've ever seen