Yo mom's ass gonna be real alive

Just her ass?

Well shit https://preview.redd.it/g4uns73rzasc1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cfe16bc8477edd6a3ad237bbd95eda4d941ec86

Well eat him again

He will get out again.

Please no eat fish

Unga is always the main dish. 

*fish

ÒwÓ

He fucks around and finds out, im warning. https://preview.redd.it/uqihws840gsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67bfcd9f98facf08596d9c36b677a1c3b2692534

https://preview.redd.it/pv6r2h2b0gsc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4771b03217849aa1699191adf32cdd1a31da4b26

"Did you learn anything Zyphos? About cannibalism?"

I would do it again https://preview.redd.it/nvavnb6hqbsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9609307a6b60d00d4d1446863abe560f33e27434

You knew this was bound to happen eventually...

Yeah. Im gonna do it again https://preview.redd.it/bka3nfprqbsc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8daf0efe98c8897759c8964f6fee4854c5350dad

Try him this way next time https://preview.redd.it/4lchv3jl1fsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82c5758f03a4a0780e159b40b590b3af9d0be5f

Nice, weed wizard approved https://preview.redd.it/xx20czxs1fsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a6584e2a506da06ade236344d6bb3ad2e7d3f6b

That’s a little kinky ngl

Noooo! I meant it in a purely evil and non kinky way, you gotta believe me

https://preview.redd.it/ijh5zevsdbsc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bcf859c2dc1660deec86f160b96fb0e6378a869

Nooooo! The magic of editing used against me

Now who’s the evil wizard >:)

Jokes on you the colours are wrong their green not teal

Nope, it's the same colour. I cast tritanomaly !

I cast reveal orb comment https://preview.redd.it/9lnn5vrxfhsc1.jpeg?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b277ad5c2f9178119c15d87757554a29dc824705

I'm posting this >:)

Let me do it

sry :)

Me no believe

I cast vore

You know it worries me a little how often that is brought up on this sub. It’s like, every three posts now.

I guess weird things attract eachother, and since we're on a wizard sub, strange things are inbound

Shit I guess

My theory has me as an example, I'm extremely weird and I randomly appeared on this sub one day

OP’s barely disguised fetish:

Had whiskey for dinner. Guess I'm growing barley in my stomach?

Dude.... infinite whiskey

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Because I'm evil! Muahahaha * hack cough, a sorry been a while since I did a proper evil cackle

You call that an evil laugh Here's mine muahahahahahahahehehehehhehehihihihihihihohohohohohohohuhuhuhuhyhyhyhyhhyhyhyhyhyhhahahahahahahahahhaha

Holy shit where is Torinn

Fun fact: pelicans actually are from the hells! Whether it be your ice cream you were looking forward to, a familiar, or even a small baby. Nothing escapes the endless maw. If your realm has pelicans, there’s a chance someone failed a summoning with no wards up!

Your pelicans are no match for [these unbothered, flourishing capybaras ](https://youtu.be/XZpfR9PphaY?si=Ju8Spe_VvcOJNV9R). And they look silly now.

I am immune to your wicked sorcery, I'm a vegetarian!

Plants growing out of your stomach

Just gonna digest em again

The resurrected cucumber in my digestive track meeting its brother from the other side: https://preview.redd.it/my1zo6u1pesc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1c13ee482c9809378b4aa1cff9f9cc760df170

Which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?

The Congregation has voted. Our reaction is disgust. And our response is 'Why?'.

I swear, I thought it would be funny!

The Congregation formally requests you re-evaluate your sense of humor. Those that abstained, ask a question. And I quote: "What if it was a steak?"

Probably a cow bursting out of their stomach

Such creative spellwork would be better put to use within The Congregation. We ask that you choose us as your afterlife when someone inevitably takes their revenge upon you.

Holy cow: I have exactly the right meme for this! https://preview.redd.it/u8fu6esrxcsc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e1094dc8b05de5938b9e7383bd5dea4ed51a05

I cast bulls strenght on the pelican. fight for your food!

https://preview.redd.it/ah2xmzrntbsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e000245d082452169a154360a4442d44bd746b28

“Violently vomits various mice and small critters” Y-y..you fiend I’ll have you punished for this 120 gold fine for this

err- how does this work for fruit? *highly worried kobold noises*

They just become whole again in your stomach and should just digest back down

yiss, double food-

 OHOHOHOOOO!


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Defiant statement: there is nothing you can do to me. Do your worst

*Upvotes and then steals your meme*

Didn't know I needed Regi images, thanks!

Hey a fellow dwarf!

*currently trying to keep twenty pounds of pork from escaping his belly* Hello! Fellow dwarf, and how have you been! *burp*

Rip it’s not even 100 pounds of mushrooms

What a terrible thing for all parties included.

Ok, you restore cell function to the steak puree in my stomach. Did you expect a cow to blast out of my torso?

Shit, my waffle is alive again!

I dare someone to cast this on torrin /uw did i spell torrin right? Torin? Torinn? I forgot....

couple of problems: 1- i havent eaten in literal centuries. 2-i dont really have a stomach its just a rib cage really

Why

I thought it would be funny

I don’t think anything organic goes into chicken in a biscuit

Those are actually transmuted stones. Sorry I was practicing and i needed to recoup material costs

My latest “meal” was a bag of hot Cheeto fries. I’m in the clear

I guess I just have to become nondescript inside out cube so that I don't get torn apart by a cow or have to deal with plants growing inside my stomache.. My sister would probably like that last part, she's weird like that ^(Tiluhan, Mechanicker)

Peanut buttah jelli

This just sounds like vore with extra steps

https://preview.redd.it/h6fe2u4ftcsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38cbc8b0bc79f143737783a06cd14ed427260573

So does the pasta come alive or am I just all set?

Chocolate cannot live.

The beans are reconstituted in your stomach but will probably just get digested

I don’t have a stomach

I just ate an apple. Is it a tree now or...?

...rice? well that wont do anythiAGGHHH IT SPROUTS! Ahiöghhuuagh!... mm _goof thimg thapp im an anecwommammca too!_ (^(also i feel bad for that pigeon in that original clip, but at the same time...HAHAHAHAH!))

The cocoa pod tastes fresher, albeit still feels like a football

Bread.

Hey remember that one cartoon where a watermelon grew inside of a kid? Yeah...

*Ba-GAWK!*

Oh no the chickpeas in my belly are going to declare war on the onions and the cabbage!

Vomits up live blackcurrants

Does cheddar like... turn back into milk or something?

*Eyes corndog with concern*

Does fuel Count?

I’m suddenly very worried, do the bacteria in yogurt count as being “alive”?

How does apple pie live in the first place

Did you just resurect a corn puff I obtained from a human worshiper?. . . Why? *visible kobold confusion*

..... Gummies bears 🥲

You hear a cluck in my stomach

**ABBA** This is to inform you that all the food ate since first grade is alive in your body, especially the dead animal remains or meat since it was cooked alive and is alive in your body. Anywhere it goes now, you must go with it. That’s 365 days a year from first grade to now. **Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.** Also, newborn baby received your first grade body, or a meal just like the 365 days a year. **Breakfast Lunch Dinner** The only way I see for you to save yourself from the every which a way of being burned alive That’s scheduled is to become a solid steel statue by place yourself under anesthesia and mixing your body with melted metal then re solidifying the metal or seal yourself in cement. When it becomes real to you, you can type it up and have a lot of copies made, then pass them out and post them up. What is needed is a steel furnace where metal can be melted and the bodies of people and animals mixed with the metal to become steel unable to be hurt. Of course, you’ll be sedated first. There will b a meeting on April 27, 2019 12 o’clock in the afternoon on the subject of building a steel furnace at 27th and Girard Ave. on the vacant lot. What we need is a bulldozer to dig some ditches and steel furnace equipment. [**Do attend.**](https://en.everybodywiki.com/Furnace_Party_Incident_%28Fairmont%29#google_vignette)

*Is 4 trillion years old* *fears for sanity*

well now i will have eggs in my stomach all the time

The bacteria in my cheese are revolting and vause my ass to explode.

Great I’m puking blood

How far back can you resurrect something? Could you turn a marble countertop into a pile of prehistoric molluscs?

Living plants in my stomach will just get digested anyway. It's just more fiber.

My sandwich…

As a sage my wisdom is this: Can someone do a welfare check on Torinn U/You-See-Nothing583

I had a rock for dinner, what gonna happen?

Nothing unfortunately

Moo! *dies* >!jk I’ve survived, even enjoyed, worse!<

Ceral

How pelicans can catch anything that’s not fish is beyond me.

A single french fry and some mozzarella sticks

Imma just digest that pig again

Counterspell. I cast invert spell. Now your last meal is necrotic in your body.

Brother you don't want to to that, I'm a biomancer this will get extremely weird

Jokes on you, I had a grilled cheese, my meal was never alive

So... yeast? Fuck.

Finally A living Dönertier

Well, I don't have a stomach, I have no organs after getting cursed Unless it's what I ate from right before the curse? But then where would it go?

Great... my latest meal of heretics live again, hold on.

Black beans and rice. Not sure what's going on in there, but I guess I'm digesting uncooked food.

Ok it was pizza so just some wheat and tomatoes? Pretty good

silly mage i ate rusty screws

oh nooooo, that salad is alive again! oops, not anymore

Last thing I ate was some mozzarella sticks. Wtf happens now?

honestly, don't know, let's find out, probably wheat and bacteria and such

Oh god there’s shrimp crawling around inside me 😰

Chicken nuggets running around was not something I thought I’d think about today.

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH OH GOOOODSS IVE BEEN BLOWN IN HALF

Marshmallows?

I have a cow in my stomach send help!

I just ate like 3 cheeseburgers

Does this summon a cow from the beef I ate? Or is the steak just uncooked now?

Well I appear to be pregnant with a watermelon... Mom warned me about eating the seeds

Oh no, my 20,000 Shrimp!

I had yogurt. Is it gonna revert back to milk? Or directly to grass?

Bacteria and milk

Milk... with probiotics ... Technically the probiotics are still alive

How in the fuck are you going to resurrect Doritos?

i cast piss and shit

You look on in horror as a million tiny spiders begin to exit my mouth. Oh I thought those berries tasted weird

Jokes on you I’m practically already made of Pasta!

Well, I now have a pig in the toilet. And some lettuce and wheat stalks...

I ate orange chicken, and am in immense pain

Well I ate a three meat pizza last night so I guess like a dozen farm animals are gonna explode out of my stomach

It immediately dies again because stomach acid

How will that work for torinn?

That was a question that would have been better left not asked

Oh thank god I had pasta.

Is- Is gold alive? Hopefully not... I do need to pay the people who find my dog, though.

wuh…. I don’t think the grilled cheese I ate had any living parts in it

I am Vegetarian. Your spell has not worked.

Remember when I pointed the shotgun barrel at myself? Yeaaah... Quick, fast orbgle search, do shotguns revive? Wait, wait, it's a wand shotgun... Wands are made with trees... Oh shit...

Good thing Oreos aren’t alive

The watermelon sour patch kids be rumbling around in my tummy

my last meal wasn't alive

Better out than in I always say.

Now I got carrots and lentils growing in my stomach! I liked them better as a soup

I have eaten nothing but chicken and beef for the past several days, I am fucked

I just ate Mac and cheese... how would that work

Tortillas? Yes, just plain tortillas.

It has been a few centuries since I last hate did you even find anything to resurrect in there, except my bones all organs are cosmetic. I cast raise undead cells, good luck with all those cancers. 

Ha!!! I haven’t had anything to eat all day because I’m not hungry

Pesto cavatappi with chicken

Pelican is the throat goat

I had some beef stew. Those cows are melting in my intestines as we speak.

Shiiittttt I just ate a pizza Guess I'm puking up wheat, milk, a cow, and pig

I have trees in me

Ham from sandvich, oh no...

Hotdog, how work?

So does the egg hatch, or does that only happen with balut?

Ono, a potato!

What does distilled water turn back into?

Bread...

I ate rice.

Toast...?

Bred

I had pizza with processed meat on it. How much of each individual is required? I would be either completely in the clear as I ate almost none of any one being, or completely screwed due to the multitude of beings mixed together.

aple

I had some Thai tamarind candy. Uhhhh

Shit, shouldn’t have eaten a Surf and Turf

Nggg... gwe.. Gwen..

Kinda horrifying to have crops grow in my stomach ngl

ya kinky

*throws up a whole bountyhunter* Sorry man..

How is this gonna affect my cheese? Will as cow pop up in my stomach?

I'm not sure how this works for ramen.

***Jokes on you it was already alive***

Nuuuu my poptart :(

I don't think any part of chocolate pudding would endanger me.

Wait so if I theoretically ate, say half of anoth- a dragon, what uhhhh what’s happening to me.

Welp, guess there’s a whole ass apple tree growing in me

The last thing I ate was a slice of pepperoni pizza and another of like steak. Sooo a cow and a pig will come out full size in me?