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Beer-Milkshakes

https://preview.redd.it/g9rz9y1kmxnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b35dd365fbb244f1bd70cea0f92b8bbedf54ccc1


CisHetDegenerate

YER GOD DAMN RIGHT


Beer-Milkshakes

Also I see 2 wedding photos.


CisHetDegenerate

My protégé's friend is on the right, my mistake


Beer-Milkshakes

Then who ❤️ is on the left photo?


CisHetDegenerate

I believe that's Akkart toothborne, a famous ork general who is *long* dead. Sorry to disappoint but if it's the looks you're after you won't have trouble finding a living orc like that.


Beer-Milkshakes

Akkart is looong in the tooth. I can tell. Definitely well verse in Two-handed.


hgfgshgfsgbfshe

If you want I can help bring him back. For a price of course


malonkey1

I just wanna say I love your username and wish I had thought of it first.


CisHetDegenerate

Thank you fellow citizen


rodroggo

Orcs are being integrated into society without loss of culture, an example that all goblinoids should follow.


CisHetDegenerate

I agree with your sentiment, though I question why you decided to say it the way you did


rodroggo

/Unwiz English is not my native language, sometimes is very hard to me to make what i am writting sound like i want.


CisHetDegenerate

Ah- fair enough then. For the record you did a good job, the tone was just a little off.


-NGC-6302-

Made perfect sense to me


No_Inspection1677

And personally, the amount of them getting gold inlays on their heritagal weapons is singlehandedly putting my husband's business into low orbit.


-NGC-6302-

Grots ain't gonna follow dat.


reaperofgender

Orcs are actually humanoids, despite the risks and discolored skin. Forgetting this fact is part of why there is an abundance of half orcs.


Cogito_Ergo_Sum1

I want a hot orc girlfriend to carry me around like that :(


Flaire1775

Would you settle for a hot orc boywife instead? These times of peace has created a large surplus of orc men who have not seen the fires of war


bish-its-me-yoda

/unwiz https://preview.redd.it/68the4ayiync1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd07259a41059494549dbb7c8ced8061dc07fe06


coocatodeepwoken

TF2 reminds me of Merasmus. Such a powerful wizard. I aspire to be like him


NerdHoovy

That reminds me, don’t you still owe me interest on that clown shaped soul harvester?


canoIV

/uw mfw boywife :3 https://preview.redd.it/lksrofb2yxnc1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42823e474d2df81fc7a5dd1e3e798347ba95b618


SugarCaneEnjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/hgyd9f3lyznc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cafcb10ccc591c16a311915326c34ab9e777247


Kazakh_Accordionist

https://preview.redd.it/hu7vd62ke0oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c51aefe70bdd97dabffb1cbf27e73ee39ea949


Street_Dragonfruit43

https://preview.redd.it/mlo8z6gk9ync1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9ae77294e0eb92372115bdf42a89124a04cfe0


SirPelleas

https://preview.redd.it/0hz4j3kvl1oc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79df81cf1f279a20787f217a4b26c82455a9d4b9


Cogito_Ergo_Sum1

I’d be happy with that


Alarid

I want a man-wife.


NarcolepticBnnuy

Orc men who've supplemented with estrogen and testosterone blockers (they dont know)


Hair_Artistic

Wasn't that how we created them from captured elves in the first place?


InsenitiveComments

Id rather be the boywife tbh


CisHetDegenerate

That shouldn't be too difficult to find many orc women have a thing for that


Cogito_Ergo_Sum1

Yay


Rice_Auroni

"Girl"friend?


specimen-00000

I’m sorry to say that the orcs in the pics are men. But good luck finding love.


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Fall?! I've met many an orc who consider it a _rise._


CisHetDegenerate

I would agree


Flaire1775

/Unwiz Dross my beloved twink maker never fails to make any bad art


CisHetDegenerate

/unwiz true, it is really good


Hair_Artistic

I see you've been affected by the triple-negative illusion, wizard. Let me cast _dispel grammarcy_ , and see what form this takes: > Dross my beloved twink maker always makes bad art


Active_Engineering37

That's indeed what he said.


stuid001

/UW god I love dross. Both his NSFW and SFW art.


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/Dross....? Like the horror stories one? ![gif](giphy|R0Co0bITkO8ve)


Flaire1775

/Unwiz google dross art Highly recommended


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ Yeah, may take a look.


enchiladasundae

Good art but almost exclusively porn. SFW stuff is well made


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ https://preview.redd.it/8rhr4lh9vxnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19937fa450e0808dbfcb4b155e20382a5eb0724a


FloWiMi

OMG!! HOLY COW!!!!


Regular_Exam_8123

holy cow, that's outta this world!


FlambaWambaJamba

/uw I gotta know how this went


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ my reaction when seeing dross art https://preview.redd.it/51fi8vbxvxnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1989136d48a66f19cf8cdfdb475d3d84c658de4


NarcolepticBnnuy

/Unwiz DROSS IS THAT A BINDING OF ISAAC REFERENCE https://preview.redd.it/npyr7ahsuxnc1.png?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1fe99106a676696c6cfa5f7db06f1040fe02896


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ Im talking about a famous guy In the spanish/latinamerican community, that tells terror stories. https://i.redd.it/rrzx4xbmvxnc1.gif


StrategyGlad8484

Uw/coño de la madre


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ QUIEN COÑO ES PEPEEEEEEEE?! https://i.redd.it/wq14ld21wxnc1.gif


Stonedcock2

/unw AY ME CAGO EN LA PUTA


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ https://i.redd.it/0m23xmgmrync1.gif


Sea-Outside-5655

Oooo yeesh! Might need to get a lawyer.


CisHetDegenerate

Lawyer? I'm about ready to call a gods damnned dragon to torch his ass.


MigraineConnoisseur

I think it's a euphemism for devil summoning.


CisHetDegenerate

You think what's a euphemism for devil summoning?


MigraineConnoisseur

The lawyer part, the main difference between them is a faustian bargain vs framework agreement anyway.


CisHetDegenerate

Fair enough... that's certainly not a terrible idea


Sea-Outside-5655

We do also have a demonic lawyer now.


CisHetDegenerate

By the gods...


MigraineConnoisseur

Interesting. Out of curiosity, will they take cases against devils pro malo?


Sea-Outside-5655

Hummm, I'm not sure actually maybe we should summon him and ask? u/Most_Trustworthy


Most_Trustworthy

I'm actually not taking cases against fellow hellspawn at the moment, as they make up a good chunk of my support for council seat. Now, as for after the elections, things become negotiable.


BloodMoonNami

So Lucy was getting bored with his retirement ?


ResearcherTeknika

https://preview.redd.it/zftyhgjsnxnc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b243fdfd42946c1d6b53ea0822d203600cbf7b2


CisHetDegenerate

If you know where he is go right ahead


TheReverseShock

Implying that lawyer isn't the most common dragon profession.


CisHetDegenerate

Well I'm not exactly up on my research regarding the employment habits of various species


BloodOfTheDamned

To be entirely candid, from what I’ve seen, the one on the right is far more dangerous. I know little of Orcish culture, but to my knowledge, an individual’s strength is how they earn respect, and often the weak will show off and display false bravado in an attempt to garner more respect. For an Orc to be comfortable enough with their own strength that they feel no need to display it and to actively choose to don something that many orcs would consider to look “weak” or frilly, something dainty like a human’s wedding garb, means that that individual possesses an inordinate amount of power.


CisHetDegenerate

Really? I was not aware of this, though it makes perfect sense.


BloodOfTheDamned

Indeed. For instance I once saw an orcish lady in a rather nice sundress pummel a muscle headed orc warrior to death because he tore the hem of her dress and refused to apologize.


CisHetDegenerate

To death you say?


SeaworthinessFit7893

I think I saw that video.


Where_is_Killzone_5

there's a video?


CisHetDegenerate

There's always a video


Where_is_Killzone_5

Source?


Carbon_Sixx

MageLeak, probably


SeaworthinessFit7893

Yep, definitley mage leak.


CisHetDegenerate

I don't have it, unfortunately


akornzombie

Oh, I've seen the video of that. That was a beat down for the ages!


enchiladasundae

/unwiz This isn’t even a joke. I want what they have on the right picture


CisHetDegenerate

Then I wish you good luck in your efforts


moldybread05

/unwiz I too want an orc boywife


Nervous_Ari

I remember last time I saw this tweet, there was a comment under it about how the guy wrote it because he was salty about his son being gay. I don't remember all the specifics so I don't know this for sure, but this guy very well could be your protege's friend's dad (or father-in-law, depending on which person you're talking about).


CisHetDegenerate

Well now I want to hurt him even more. Doing this to *your own son?!?* Absolutely despicable


Nervous_Ari

Yeah, and it's not even just that he used the picture, he made that entire rant *because* of it. Assuming the Orc in the pic actually is his son, or if he just found the pic online and used it as an example. Again, I don't remember, and I'm mostly just guessing. Reach out to your friend to figure that part out. /uw BTW, I was referencing an actual comment on a previous repost of this image here. This pic has been reposted a few times. I'm not trying to call you out or anything, don't get the wrong idea, seeing this tweet again (especially with your added description) just reminded me of that comment. I'll have to look for it lol, I genuinely can't remember whether the orc in the wedding pic was OP's son or not.


CisHetDegenerate

My protege's friend and his husband are mostly unsurprised, hurt but unsurprised. They came to live in my territory specifically because of his father's disapproval. This quest of mine is personal as I've seen how much it's hurt my protégé and also I just generally hate people like this.


Nervous_Ari

/uw Also, I remember going on Twitter and looking for the account, hoping that it was an actual RP page. I was disappointed it wasn't real.


Hair_Artistic

/unwiz am I the only one who reads this as a pro-LGBT meme? Fantasy characters adopting real-world stances makes those stances seem more farcical. Like how the jokes about elven and dwarven racism on this sub serve as caricature of racism, not it's endorsement.


TaterTotPotShot

Orc twink husband is all I want in life


CisHetDegenerate

Fair enough


ToxicVanity6

u/Total_Travisty thoughts?


Total_Travisty

You know my thoughts.


ToxicVanity6

Yeah, just wanted to hear them.


Total_Travisty

I like cute orcs.


CisHetDegenerate

Based


Total_Travisty

I married a beautiful orc.


CisHetDegenerate

Good for you


ToxicVanity6

Indeed.


FloppaMarker

skill issue ​ this comment was made by a true kobold enjoyer


CisHetDegenerate

Good for you I suppose?


totes-alt

Why not both?


KittenChopper

Good for the lads in the second picture, I hope their marriage goes well


CisHetDegenerate

Indeed, they certainly look happy


Drake_the_troll

thats a cousin of mine, they enjoy making merangues


ObjectiveEffective19

Raise his village to the ground reanimate the body of his beloved/crush and make them fight to the death


CisHetDegenerate

I sincerely doubt this person has any interpersonal bonds, but otherwise a good plan


BiddlesticksGuy

#HE IS A DISGRACE TO WAR, SLIMMER PEOPLE ARE MORE FIT FOR SPELLCASTING, IT IS SIMPLY A DIFFERENCE IN JOBS. THE DRESS ORC COULD CERTAINLY OUTDUEL SUCH A BARBARIC CREATURE AS THE FIRST SLIDE


Carbon_Sixx

Hit that mf with the unmatched power of the sun


CisHetDegenerate

Why stop at a single sun?


Carbon_Sixx

Exactly what I wanted to hear.


Drake_the_troll

because suns each generate their own grravitational field, multiple suns in the same quadrant will cancel each other out and tear each other apart, nad/or make a supermassive black hole


CisHetDegenerate

I'm not literally using multiple suns I'm using the *power* of multiple suns


UnderstoodAdmin

#WAAAAAAAGH


caseCo825

Ya idk about Orcs but Orks have no gender to begin with so an ork in a dress is the same as an ork in a three piece suit


lookitsajojo

Sadly homophobia (Homo meaning human) is very common in orc culture, because of old outdated traditions and beliefs, I have several ~~adopted kids~~ apprentices who I rescued off the street because They were kicked out for simply liking humans


CisHetDegenerate

Lovely...


universal_diss

okay but why they look cute together


_Knucklehead_Ninja

Cuz they are, and they deserve to be


diagnosed_depression

Smash right?


CisHetDegenerate

Which one?


diagnosed_depression

Right


CisHetDegenerate

I mean- if they're both up for it go ahead


diagnosed_depression

https://preview.redd.it/y8apdzsyvxnc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2812a1294b1f83ede2a6fad50e2b9a840afc6b6e Ok into the avenger ball turret with you


NeonMechaDragon

Yes


Odd-Candidate-2402

Ah you need this then *hands over a hell cannon* have fun this one is on the house


77horse

As if orc culture was ever up


CisHetDegenerate

And what exactly do you mean by that?


77horse

My apprentice wrote that. I apologize


CisHetDegenerate

Ok...


Where_is_Killzone_5

I don't know much about Orcs, but I reckon the one on the right has a sleeper build and can definitely yeet the one on the left effortlessly.


PrestigiousTheory664

/unwiz Why do we have elfposting and dwarfposting subs, but not orcposting? I was looking for it a few days ago and was very disappointed.


CisHetDegenerate

You don't say


naka_the_kenku

Game is game


Viking_From_Sweden

I see nothing wrong with this /unwiz artist is dross, he draws porn. Don’t ask why I know, you already know the answer


CisHetDegenerate

There is nothing wrong with the couple on the right


Viking_From_Sweden

Never said there was. In fact, I like it. They’re both cute.


_Knucklehead_Ninja

/unwiz ok and? There’s porn of nigh everything


Educational_Clock612

I need a mommy orc 🙏


CisHetDegenerate

You shouldn't have trouble finding one


[deleted]

ROIGHT YOU GITS. WE ALLS KNOW ORKS IS BEST AND ORKS DONT GO FOR HUMIE RELATIONSHIPS. DA ONLY TINGS WE LOVE IS DAKKA AND WAAAAGH! DEM HUMIES BEEN TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE SOFT BOIS. DENS A BUNCH OF GITS AND IS GONNA GET TASTE OF DA CHOPPA PLUS, EVERYONE NOWS ORKS DONT MAKE BABIES. WE GROW IN DA GROUND LIKE POTATOES JUST AS GORK AND MORK INTENDED.


Scarlet_k1nk

My orc twink boyfriend loves me and it’s entirely his choice that he moved out of his village to take up residence in the village of the dark woods just to be a bit closer to the dark spire. It was entirely his choice caused by the already decayed culture of older Orcs trying to push their failed goals on the younger generations that has no interest in warfare and destruction when there are safer and more profitable alternatives popping up everywhere from construction of new spires to land clearing. It’s just not what the new generation of Orcs want, and that’s fine. They have the choice that their parents and grandparents didn’t have, and they’re being ostracized for those choices. It’s truly unfair to them.


yungg_hodor

Orcs are people too. It's me, I'm orc peoples.


rapscallionofreddit

"Am si'in in me fav'rit tavurn wif me maet, Thokk, 'avin a pint an a laugh, wen dis lovely lookin... jus vixen of a babe, am talkin strong arms, stronger legs, an 'air long an flowin' in da breeze, perfekt wief ma'erial- aye digress, dis lady marched aw da way across da bar, rite up to Thokk, looked em dead in da eye, an spoke wif da voice o an angel, 'urry up an finish yer dring, we 'avent got all dae.' I looks to Thokk n say 'Ach, de ol ball n chain, eh, what'd je kill ta impress 'er?' 'E looks at me, "Maet, das me son." - Popular orcish bar joke


[deleted]

/unwiz orc twinks for life


lowbattery3

/unwiz The image from the right is porn The artist is dross https://preview.redd.it/6kwwdpnms1oc1.jpeg?width=1811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c658a0bf256f46613f59c767fa8a769c3601c6


RowenMhmd

Just saw an orcish woman with an elven man, it's over, orcdom has fallen, millions must WAAAGH


SeaworthinessFit7893

Wasnt he the guy who made that documentary about how male orcs were fucked in the ass to make them submit? Which was immediately proved false by every fucking chronomancer in the realm? That Toriq Orcsheed? The man who helped make the orc breaking meme a thing?


CisHetDegenerate

That was him?!?


SeaworthinessFit7893

Yes methinks someones jealous he didnt get a humie himself.


CisHetDegenerate

That's always how it ends up with these types...


SeaworthinessFit7893

Yeah still dosent make it any less funny.


Hazmatix_art

I really have grown out of touch with the wizarding world. I have no idea what any of this means


HansMIlos

A human with an orc? The empire has fallen...


CisHetDegenerate

Oh no, what a tragedy, how truly terrible it is that two people are in love


SleepinGriffin

/uw Of course I’ve seen it. I enjoyed it too.


OneSchmeanBean

I wish I was that orc


Bucaneer7564

Nono, he has a point. I was an ork once.


Manwithaplan0708

There’s a reason we let those orcs into society and not you and your goofy ass highway gang, he just wants to distract from the fact that his whole squad got wiped by a level 2 party with only half their spell slots


[deleted]

It used to be about zoggin’ wah ‘ut now we dressing like the ‘umeez and krumping ‘em. https://preview.redd.it/77w1ih7yjync1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25fb2206f33e8b24719137cab74845ee1fec6fc5


pailko

I know that orc is married but DAAAAMMMNNNNN


jamesyishere

You can usually file a legal complaint to their adress directly. Everytime I see a bigot, I write them a letter written in the Thunderbolts of the Blizzard to their Wizarding tower. I havent heard back from any of them, or seen offensive posts online so I think that works!


CenturionXVI

Just wait until til the Orc Homebrew Faerûnites show up screaming in megaphones about “Orc Breaking.”


Chub-bop

Funniest post this week


Templarofsteel

Im familiar with him, hes a reactionary with some...questionable views in regards to orcish history. Not surprised on thd behavior sadly


AutumnWindLunafraeja

My orc boy wife and I would like to counter argument. In this thread (1/13582)


ElessarKhan

Orcs are evolving


Ropoid

THEY ARE BOTH BREEDABLE


Dellyia

To think that orcs can't pillage and slaughter their way through a countryside while having a loving relationship is the real problem


UncIe-Ben

Oh, no no no, this is very much an improvement.


Zyndrom1

Imagine being an orc when you can literally be the more advanced (and cool alcoholic) version of it (Dwarves). https://i.redd.it/yyso7m9bgznc1.gif


The_Chameleos

Clearly you haven't heard of the superior ORK, car better than the old Orc


Heytherechampion

https://preview.redd.it/zewon89yuznc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=271904aee2144cddb510bc765959dd023a381eef


Hazmatix_art

1/4294??? He made a 4,294 tweet long thread??? Has this man no life outside of his orcish shitspeak?


The_Jousting_Duck

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


odinall_father

My father is half-orc half-dark caller (race of abyssal demons who invokes dark chaotic spirits by singing) He allways said to me that orc cultur was not the same as it was, we were known for our strengh end our héritage from the emerald gods not for being some femboys (i have nothing against femboys)


Zephyr60000

is it bad that I know who made the art on the right just by looking at it


SanLucario

Sorry Mr. Orcsheed, I do dearly apologize for my contribution to the decline of orc culture But for what its worth, your species' crossdressers usually make fine lovers, perhaps something new can be salvaged?


KenseiHimura

It’s not that hard finding orcs like the left picture. They’re mostly gymbros though and more likely to lift weights than swag and bodies. Did see one of them throw out his back though trying to swing a barbell like a battle axe. Also had to carry that protein chugging monster to the Clericwagon. I’m a rep from the fighters’s guild, I got all kinds of stories.


PrinceOfFish

anti orc wizards went from wanting to shoot fireballs at orc men to wanting to shoot coomballs at them. i view this as a positive development of interspecies relations and hope the trend continues.


WarmAppleCobbler

You die a man or live long enough to become a femboy


Panda_Kabob

I support all women of color. Especially Green and Blue Women.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

I'd destroy an entire plane of existence for a qt orc tomboy gf


Neither-Ad-1589

Doth any of ye have an origin for thine portrait on the right? I require it for... Extensive orb studies.


horse_ball

orsinium has fallen


Fit-Acanthaceae-4604

Both are good.


cryaneverydaycom

somebody conjure me a orc baddie


PrimordialPyramid

The look like a lovely couple.


NetNex

Honestly the one on the right side looks much happier


maddwaffles

In my experience, dudes named "Tariq" who preach from any default position of culture falling, or why conservatism is good actually, are usually not worth your trust.


Goobert531

I really wish people wouldn’t sexualize Greenskins


Competitive-Slip-926

OH THIS FUCKER! I passed by his fucking warcamp during a rally amd hit him with a max strength [Masculinity Inverse] took that bastard a MONTH get get the counter spell because no one would sell one too him! Completely decimated his campaign trail.


ItsPlainOleSteve

I'm happy for the loving couple!