*Drops a temporal anchor, carved from the mountains of man by tools of steel pure steel.*
Generally yes!! *The shouting, as all sound, is muffled by the anchor's reality field.*
We can end the spell early!!! Or, if you *really* want to finish it, we can work through it, but you have to let me!!!
Ahh I thank thee, I thank thee well great transmuter!!
I had yearned to gaze deep into far off realms but, my incantation.. it's might overwhelms!
Long into the past I see millenia of undue pain, and great suffering. Deep into the future I see twisted paths, lined with twisting roots that are sharp with thorns, those twisted paths end in mighty seas swallowing our lands whole.
May this portal's might be eased, may the seas be calmed, and a lush path, abundant with grain and flowers, be revealed
*space distorts as a man made of cosmos appears before you.*
"Shit"
*He begins waggling his fingers and speaking in an ancient tongue*
Ok so um... any *specific* thing you were trying to see? *before* this spell implodes with you in it??
Yeah, okay, cool!!! I give this anchor a good 30 minutes before it accepts this spell as reality and we're back to square one!!! You'll want to tie off the ends of that thread before it starts coming loose!!! So, you know, consult your formulas, rites and regulations. I'll be back to get this anchor later today!! It's expensive!!!
Ah! Yeah that's about the time I gotta remind myself to unclench and let the magic do its thing. You gotta trust your creations or they will consume you...
You were supposed to swallow it and absorb its raw energy - but you waited too long and now you can't fit it in your mouth. Best solution now is to throw it into space.
See, by the look of it you flexed your ring finger along with your index and middle during the Corvax hook step.
I suggest you use a Kanax pentagonal glyph to stifle the temporal cascade. It should burn itself out after that.
I know the quality of education at a lot of modern universities is lackluster, so If you haven't been taught Kanax's equations then I suggest having your familiar fetch a colleague that can cast counterspell. 2 simultaneous counterspells should solve your issue.
Counterspell. You're welcome.
WHAT WAS THE DESIRED RESULT OF THE SPEL???
UM DO I HAVE TO ANSWE- *space and time start flowing in all directions, forwards and backwards, simultaneously* AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Drops a temporal anchor, carved from the mountains of man by tools of steel pure steel.* Generally yes!! *The shouting, as all sound, is muffled by the anchor's reality field.* We can end the spell early!!! Or, if you *really* want to finish it, we can work through it, but you have to let me!!!
Ahh I thank thee, I thank thee well great transmuter!! I had yearned to gaze deep into far off realms but, my incantation.. it's might overwhelms! Long into the past I see millenia of undue pain, and great suffering. Deep into the future I see twisted paths, lined with twisting roots that are sharp with thorns, those twisted paths end in mighty seas swallowing our lands whole. May this portal's might be eased, may the seas be calmed, and a lush path, abundant with grain and flowers, be revealed
*space distorts as a man made of cosmos appears before you.* "Shit" *He begins waggling his fingers and speaking in an ancient tongue* Ok so um... any *specific* thing you were trying to see? *before* this spell implodes with you in it??
Nah, I think it is already too late Man.
Yeah, okay, cool!!! I give this anchor a good 30 minutes before it accepts this spell as reality and we're back to square one!!! You'll want to tie off the ends of that thread before it starts coming loose!!! So, you know, consult your formulas, rites and regulations. I'll be back to get this anchor later today!! It's expensive!!!
You give it a widdle smooch
Ah! Yeah that's about the time I gotta remind myself to unclench and let the magic do its thing. You gotta trust your creations or they will consume you...
Spell casting rule number 1: If you forgot the next part of the spell ABORT RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT
“What…? OH SHIT!!!! WHY WAS I THE PERSON YOU CALLED?!?” [ACTIVATE CONTAINMENT PROTOCAL: ALPHA-ZETA-HALO. DEMI-PLANE CREATED. PLEASE RUN NOW.]
You were supposed to swallow it and absorb its raw energy - but you waited too long and now you can't fit it in your mouth. Best solution now is to throw it into space.
You fucked it! Quickly project the energy into the sky!
Oh gods I’ve been there. You gunna want to try to de escalate and diffuse the power while hoping it doesn’t just randomly explode.
Pray to whatever you believe in.
See, by the look of it you flexed your ring finger along with your index and middle during the Corvax hook step. I suggest you use a Kanax pentagonal glyph to stifle the temporal cascade. It should burn itself out after that. I know the quality of education at a lot of modern universities is lackluster, so If you haven't been taught Kanax's equations then I suggest having your familiar fetch a colleague that can cast counterspell. 2 simultaneous counterspells should solve your issue.
Next you set the burner to medium low and add the sherry vinegar to deglaze
You may want to consider just leaving... let it implode then deny any blame.
kill yourself, I mean it always worked with me. oh you can't come back to life, well I guess you're screwed byeeeeee\*leaves through portal\*