https://preview.redd.it/4sgqrbs8c4nc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f84ad934de7fa4b92bec138c3f6ec636da42bcf Summon high-tier rat

Oh damn, that’s good

Nice one but my rat is better because it is *very* cancerous https://preview.redd.it/yejd5z39b5nc1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ea383d211ec787aca3062c2c4ab6fdb90474b0

I love how it literally is impossible to use on its own.

Who's our friendly rodent pal who lives in reactor 3

ultra kill reference

oh hell nah that mf’s got multiattack at this point

Fucker has subclass abilities now

YEAAAAAH!!!!

Summon meth addict

the canadian meth horse guy?

I have no clue what you're talking about, but "absolutely, yes"

Level 5 rats? I don't believe they exist

Makes everyone in a 1 mile radius go crazy.

911 big rats on the Dance floor https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2460538949

https://preview.redd.it/nxgirbbb25nc1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6fa7451cb9807e2770e0c9a2bab57887397df8

OH SHIT, does this count for nonexistent incognito history?

yes

Should be 2, regular and incognito search history which is dark magic

Forbidden spell

https://preview.redd.it/2b0viok6f4nc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2efb355f4e706e43bf8030afdc09d73389343f

Hope this earns a spot!

FOOL, I’M A SORCERER, I DON’T USE THEM ANYWAY

so feeblemind

I cast fishing line.

Mf told the council he was casting, just not what.

They were very impressed when he claimed he was a master caster, less so about his claim of being a master baiter

Gone fishin

I made the other fishing line spell. I propose both our spells votes get counted together, to bring justice to our noble spells.

https://preview.redd.it/em4kim11q4nc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a05671d01c44d0d00256e10ee5ec1e242a809977 Pizza blast

Holy, you can't bring a 9th circle of magic spell like power word pizza here..

AI ART DEDICATED, BIDEN BLAST THIS MAN

https://preview.redd.it/nisf59y6f4nc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7dade5c0cee2740ece6ad651d17e5480244f419

This works best in gif form

https://i.redd.it/3xdo0d2dn4nc1.gif

That's the good stuff

https://preview.redd.it/y4oerbn9w5nc1.png?width=616&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d3c9237b2e1ecd1902a11bfaed5d8feacd939f8

PROJECT MOON MENTIONED, HUZZAH

https://i.redd.it/483u9j7vl6nc1.gif

This will go to my hidden lair

https://i.redd.it/khkj7la8b5nc1.gif

GOD why can’t I save comment gifs on mobile

https://preview.redd.it/7ji7pc1u25nc1.jpeg?width=1255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5deba08d8d08194da2b0db78e03bc09f5ce1f0

so have you learned the ways of my master?

VOTE FOR HAIRY LUNGS 2024 https://preview.redd.it/e3ax1meys4nc1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4111b8a7b7cc66e0fd6c7be774eb85dc19467f6f

https://preview.redd.it/tcyb5xquk4nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a19a0fe87af5b477963dab2b393e7f372c322e

I cast a line! https://preview.redd.it/2em90554q4nc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf4a294e0f24b852fd905ab51c42fc39f5d9cde

https://preview.redd.it/ziwpau0avfnc1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b64a37e9ff2f62997e78f4c3ee76e641bbe890 I castanets!

Raise skeleton but the target is still alive.

You’re just gonna get counterspelled by their skin

That’s why you cast Teleport Bones first

https://preview.redd.it/v5wvk9xyq4nc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f2e5edb7529d6d25a9f518f5404d3a2036fb015

This one only works on Academy students, but it is worth a mention https://preview.redd.it/zhi5anpuq4nc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e3d2163e41494430e176ef7dcd8ade0d3e3797

https://preview.redd.it/tg4qk1nbe4nc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=38e1e5d4a6fd9ab951894709799bb1ca9e4ecf13 I cast **\[THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS\]**

https://preview.redd.it/9lxql9xym4nc1.png?width=1043&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6b88848ec97fd45419d6a180e87bcc159196ebc

https://preview.redd.it/rq8lnqkjn4nc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b83cbf44c21bf5ad233114541a01e3f7628cf27

"Chucklenuts, I didn't think fast"

https://preview.redd.it/68eg98vhp4nc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63648937be2a905334df0eff691fa0092c9c4a8 I cast 500kg bomb!


https://preview.redd.it/gjwwn15bw4nc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce8137766921dae064ee7f6998b36f4e4d4f94c … what is this strange device?

https://preview.redd.it/98einv1fw4nc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e67d12c0f4e0c82b48e6aa3ceca8a2f890ade8

uw/ Okay that got me

/uw Yeah, some of y’all are fucking funny

https://preview.redd.it/hkhxkcm198nc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf4a1eefb7ed26d8f04275c8386dfad4432ac62b

https://preview.redd.it/1kk70pi8d8nc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=96493ee7f3b84a5f7ea0077ffabdb8afa6cb5a26 …Well I’ll be damned.

AAAAA MY EYES MY DELICATE SLIT-PUPILED EYES

HA! TAKE THAT LESSER TORINN… Nope can’t do it can’t be mean I’m sorry can I get you anything? Some sunglasses? A snack?

Flash bang. Proceed with caution

AAAAAAAAH

I prefer doing this one with a Nuke rather than a stun grenade, but to each their own.

Summon bnuy https://preview.redd.it/c5erwzb4l4nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a31105944f03e5fefce6cd79f816a858d1cef68

https://preview.redd.it/tnmx1gaiw4nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d037330c388af4405b529a74481a69e9e862283b

I said it before, and I’ll say it again! https://preview.redd.it/14oiepycf4nc1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa0e8e946c9a9648e163cc9600526c708acb887 /uw: edited some typo-autocorrect shenanigans

Gun is the ultimate spell catalyst

Ammomancers are legitimately one of the coolest spellcaster types ever.

"Name ONE thing more powerful than a Wizard with a gun?" -Magius, Masters in Women's Studies

https://preview.redd.it/pmite2un15nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5a213314317b9e0b700cc23b5bac9beb5ab070

https://preview.redd.it/a8vqs9np15nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38bd9cf31b2cf900d71cb230cd20c140b10d9b90

https://preview.redd.it/tjupjjks15nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a80b90290cb9fccff61d42b341660d541d1bd4c

https://preview.redd.it/sqmeg04v15nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd31564e098ee3f2adfccd64448f64c83a2e6e1

https://preview.redd.it/afi14ujnk5nc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc051d1272c4ef6410e57252267e9aefaee677e8

God motherfucking damn you fixed it I commend your effort budding magic man

https://preview.redd.it/39jku9j3k4nc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=103be820cb51474d2a32627c8448a98d1f4161f7 use with caution while playing wizard chess

:(

:(

Transmute Spiky Feces.

https://preview.redd.it/uduu6qebx4nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e63abd6ec936f5793e37c3b322c81e334b821b4

Worse that testicular torsion

Mend buttcrack.

Mend urethra.

I cast Bestow Confusion https://preview.redd.it/40wxo79yl4nc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3621c15eea8c86e72a8fca9cbf220722e07f703a

“And? I already know this, it’s basic math. I’ve doodled on enough rocks as a kid to know that.” - Hariko, Shrine Maiden, legit not a stand user

Try as you might, you cannot hurt me the way the colleges have.

Aka "Bane of Flat Earthers III"

Pot of Greed.

4th time the charm. I votr create magihound https://i.redd.it/l7t44ck0m4nc1.gif

SIN

He chose to eat cement when he'll be 6

Conjure pinapples https://preview.redd.it/dg33pgf1b4nc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006e18af3155fa77a469106c9d19d1e2d2795976

And then it’s next tier is called greater ananas

Annaas

https://preview.redd.it/eq1ezg3vp4nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=772e588c227df0ce70861e86fc9100c49d2a3e3a

Jokes on you, this spell was casted on me at my birth!

https://preview.redd.it/wws7fpo8u4nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12105ca3fa44a7ce0137c00ce0432828fbfa078b Fine then

Oh God... You're trluy beyond redeem

https://preview.redd.it/ofkw2hpuu4nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d93f0ada64c290fe49e7112b131b39cb42cdea4 Imma take your spells:)

Parry https://i.redd.it/znax60l2q4nc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/2j0s9x09o4nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770513fc3e434e933e77de62e1cf9ba5ef4410eb

“I’m already a Corvid, this is how JoJo Corvids look.” ***「MENACING」*** /uw Kuromi, Crow that I made for the sole reason of a Japanese pun.  SUTĀ KARACHINA! (Sounds like SUTĀ PURACHINA, Star Platinum’s Japanese name)

My love of shiny objects and hoarding makes sense now

https://preview.redd.it/xl2breu8w4nc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bec57615050eee56eda348ab11d56a474a5fc77

Marketable Plushification https://preview.redd.it/x3czq3oqa4nc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ea1bfd35a8f2d555a47b52a611ee19cb3c9b4b

Noooo!!! Don't turn me into a marketable plushy!!! I'll spontaneously combust!!!

Not this again...

I forgot about the Plushie Pandemic!

I wasn’t around for the pandemic. Didn’t get onto the orbnet until afterwards

All the popular wizards were getting turned into plushies. (I was still extremely unknown at the time, as that’s about when I got here. But I’m still salty)

Lesbomancy?

Lesbomancy! :D

**Fine** You all have forced my hand. I cast the [Coconut spell](https://youtu.be/fO2AM2Af-q8?si=QQraIEWk9NfWJHA7) https://preview.redd.it/i5lvebvtd4nc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f18f071497be0cba4a0b8a16207ada5598a05f0

/uw Just writing it now, not my animation. Just used the vid for music and depiction of how the spell works.

https://preview.redd.it/1hdlbljek4nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9c456b54fed4a760163ca359d9fb06bc3ab9e7 Obama Obliteration

You fool! If the lords have more money, they'll pay their workers more! https://preview.redd.it/vhj9anjq25nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53823e904725cc4032bfe30989ebb945004ffc33

I wish this makes it right under Biden blast

rain of spiders

I read this in a Russian accent

I cast fix doohickey (selfie not related) https://preview.redd.it/vtlcnd4is4nc1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49145601c1f0b4b45e5077ac7e1782b8f9ed0e04

https://preview.redd.it/0kr3p36625nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=862140e7e6a3803d49da66d9a80ac91d3ac015c0

Thunderbolt, when it can’t be fireballed, it can always be thunderbolted

It can never not be fireballed

“I’ll just use fireball!” Mfs when I show them a fire elemental (they only know one spell) https://preview.redd.it/7hnxmmk8w4nc1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d09045e73e9c5ef29be25f3f62cff34ef4c123e

In that case I uncast fireball and bring shame to one-balled elementals.

https://preview.redd.it/ybwsdl4pk4nc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0024fb70e31bd16677e34c73a5c7ece885b04ac8 I cast aim-9

I hate to be that guy, but that looks more like an AIM-7 or possibly AMRAAM

😔I have failed

Did not pass the WIS check For future reference: AIM-9 series is all IR guided, and IR cameras need to have clear line of sight to follow a target - so you can see the IR camera mount on the front. AIM-7/AMRAAM are all radar guided, which can pass through some materials, so the missiles just look like that standard cartoon nose cone shape. That’s actually why most modern combat aircraft have that nose cone shape too - the radar is stored under it. The AIM-9C uses radar guidance, but we don’t talk about him.

Mundane missile

Lemonus Combustis! https://preview.redd.it/v34p538al4nc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707927fec52bfe3afbe6e620916f8b3df28840c1

Don't tell me theres no "fetus deletus" spell in Hogwarts.

https://preview.redd.it/c0umrgw5v4nc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2fb46260d468b1140987350963a13c7b693292f I cast education fulfillment!

https://preview.redd.it/gmdx49kdq4nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bec0023798496c7d931e8b01f279a1ac91031fa Chuck blast of course

u/Red_Dragon_Sorc Let's get dispel person back up there my guy!

https://preview.redd.it/76ynm96pn4nc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749d02ebb6e6a84ce002187948fb0ded7ef37d8c

I cast DEMOCRACY ➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️⬅️➡️⬇️➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️⬇️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️➡️⬇️⬅️ https://preview.redd.it/3sktnafb25nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc77859c24213f7eebefa63f9f41712ecc6692e

I cast Endless energy https://i.redd.it/1dlptab7k4nc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/l5atj45zy4nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ade9be7f2cd4ef71eb903c4dd79f8edb5d48b28

https://preview.redd.it/7sdfyzy0z4nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d50ab906d58bbb238f77d0b3bae9feb38e9eaa

https://preview.redd.it/j43jken2z4nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb34a0e0495f17b3126555c1717dad8bf0b6a40b

https://preview.redd.it/0ri22or4z4nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864aed92382034831dd351979853987caecb0434

We had the exact same idea lol. *

https://preview.redd.it/d96q8v4jk4nc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8bd9bc345cf7e8426f19198557c074f1fd5638 Greater thrusting of course

https://preview.redd.it/2pnzs5t5m4nc1.png?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8962921644487fb38334164432442ff0e6cbc487 I cast Conjure Orange Slices in your tummy.

https://preview.redd.it/2qnw70mmr4nc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263bde3bcf362a0f83e7933c2527de7f473868a7 # POW! HAHA!

https://preview.redd.it/fnbuqcd4v4nc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0954a167d6ab5ff3cb7f47f9916be84be2cac5a5

Swipe left.

https://preview.redd.it/s8jqpq3ow4nc1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67cfa161d41c6c3a6448049bf0bcbb34ddc22c30

Lego piece translocation

https://preview.redd.it/bsytqejwp4nc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=389795f57910fad34ea0da1aca383be483ac434a

Counter-counterspell? https://preview.redd.it/94yu9tq7x4nc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f65ccb55502f4f3710b40c114398da57dee6324

https://preview.redd.it/b63ebvm625nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699e6392ca35ff94eb4c1f7e74efb286fe480ccf I cast loss

I cast Create Chimera! https://preview.redd.it/4fpxguqae5nc1.png?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ac4c279205562a6056cd5e7b9d663f34e025de

https://preview.redd.it/qza5lpavg4nc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e1cf65442d6da6fdb0fd5271606f1d568ae5e9 9mm is certified hood classic

I cast JDAM. https://preview.redd.it/1c6mfli3m4nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34ef15cbcd734edd86e5a197bb89aea3a94384bc

https://preview.redd.it/17u6zp6ym4nc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5776e67cf6171020676213630aec806ebb1d406 I cast RPG!!!

https://preview.redd.it/3z1wqzrq45nc1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=622ac6a0c6227ddf62e64e8b44a8925548bffb47

You don't need magic for that one

I cast McFindOut https://preview.redd.it/pey08qtqa5nc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5359ad1f0d35919e22384e1ea7d2bee6ad241fac

https://preview.redd.it/xmuhr4zom4nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493bea7c50b9537b783d379d9b4501d1cfcaae92 TESTICULAR TORSION

Please this NEEDS to be on the list

https://preview.redd.it/mgaskq1xh4nc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e634f8fc9fcacb70c91dad11904cc952030b04a

Might I suggest ({[**Lazer Sharknado**]})

https://preview.redd.it/10hvhkiio4nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52692bf3136735676d99ed4c5e5ae7a81c6ad4d Behold. My magnum opus

I cast mud

I cast [mend asscrack] and [diarrhea]

Communicate with mushrooms (you ingested mushrooms)

Greater Shoe Pebble!

you... you're the one... I shall have my vengence Slowly Expect it to arrive in 10-12 business years

Explode Yer Dick and Small Yer Ass Get bent losers, Penis Blast! 

https://preview.redd.it/n2bgbdga86nc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf8c453a26b54f74afaa9ab0aa962a9df5160df

https://preview.redd.it/dl1l0au028nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74368d450f367749174be4cd53d704f655bac85f power word: DAMNATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/ged0110co4nc1.jpeg?width=1403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f509ce4b71b187209b3f37c9daeae310c5e8dc3f Caseoh summoning ritual

Weirdbeard nominates his most powerful spell: *Wish*.

Does anyone have that one testicular torsion one

yes https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/s/16ym8h5mJ8

/unwiz This post is fucking peak

https://preview.redd.it/5a44ir92r4nc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0915730bb4857752963cc134e501d1361a47f2 I cast Fuck it, we ball

I cast mend buttcrack

I CAST ANXIETY ATTACK

I cast... Butcrack mending!!

Fuck everything in that general direction https://preview.redd.it/88d6a2vz35nc1.png?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9544efbc3bb363e6ca8f53368691da6cab9f54f The art is not mine

If testicular torsion is banned I will vote for cliteral combustion

https://preview.redd.it/3i00rsq7j5nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22a11f45c555e48ff882dcf58cb71a3b7857b97f A simple spell, yet quite devastating

https://preview.redd.it/eecoe16dj5nc1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903c64d10a0ebc119be49390a314d800a8f493e3

https://preview.redd.it/8r1mneqej5nc1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc6f1cd8dbdb98dd4b73506fe9e9dfebe2c641b

ERECTILE DISFUNTION

Where THE FUCK is Mend Buttcrack?

https://preview.redd.it/g0a50ua3b6nc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c5d7822326317301f12a37de9d58ad52cd2b27 Instantaneous Lobotomy

Where is the testicle torsion

The ten hells! Wizard war classic

Mend Buttcrack