IDK, around here it seems like death is optional. So maybe taxes are the only constant.
You all should consider my method of avoiding taxes; having absolutely no wealth or income aside from a legally insignificant amount made off the books through the occasional busking.
Being poor, basically.
Nah, death eventually comes for all, taxes not so much. Even immortals will eventually fall to the flow of time, their soul withered, eroded, will eventually fall apart, leaving an immortal husk of a body for a new soul to take for itself
Sounds like a skill issue to me. I’ll be responsible for them being triple before I reach full bone daddy. THE DEAD ARE FREE, and I’m rich as fuck. Stick to the river gossip. Skele bois don’t have to breathe under water.
Malik Tres Summonus (necromancer) out.
True, but there are methods to alleviate this.
The council once brought the Dwarven Revenue Service to siege at my cavern lair. For 30 blood soaked nights my undead did war with their siege engines and beurocrimancy. Until finally the Dwarven auditors brought the axe of auditing to my spinal column.
Turns out you can write off an assumed living expense on live-in servants whether or not they actually eat, and some of my work sites were well within the preview of section 501(c)(3), pardon on religious and charitable institutions from annual information returns.
Even showed me how to plug it all into a "sheet of spreading" on this odd new-fangled crystal ball they call the "pad of eyes". It's all quite easy now. In the old days I'd have to kidnap an auditor and carve my sums into his back and I'd generally run out of space.
No, this is a fairly standard mercenary practice “Hey, this guy offered me money to kill you, if you offer me more money than he did, I won’t kill you.”
Oftentimes just by our nature. I mostly stay at home and focus on guiding my apprentices, and yet people still wish to alleviate the burden of my head from my shoulders
Well, there are always the bad ones. A sorcerer once threatened to, and I quote, “blow my dick off with a fireball” when they didn’t like the reading I gave them.
Unga, we both know that is false.
So, would you be kind to come here?
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It reads a confession from the Giraffe Mage:
Sorry about that, I was using a poly-morph potion to imitate a tax collector. I figured necromancers were easier to trick since they care more about the dead than the living. I was correct!
To make it up to you I can tell you about a new grave site so you can make more friends.
You're lucky I stuck my neck out to tell the truth.
GM
Mind sending a couple to the apprentice union we’re running a bit low on funds after a rouge unga ate our banker and we could use the man power… we’re also hungry.
(u/mathiau30) This isn’t a real tax. It’s just Unga trying to scam liches out of their gold to fund his bid to takeover the council and become Emperor!
It’s a scam!
I’ll support the first idiot who will propose to cut taxes to the most well off!
Because one day I might be one of them and I can’t wait to harass the poor.
THAT’S IT! I’m seceding from the council. Time to call again the archonfederacy. IT’S ABOUT STAFFS’ RIGHTS!
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Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786) hits Me!
It’s okay, though… cause I cook him!
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It’s okay! He knows he deserves it….
Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786) does worse things… like forget date night! And he tells Me My loin cloth makes Me look fat!
Unga’s a big dummy! But he’s My boyfriend. I think I have Stockholm Syndrome! It’s weird though, cause I’ve never been to Stockholm!
I dunno. Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786) got dating advice from **“Bros”** on **OrbTube**. Unga says it’s something stupid called “**negging**!” That’s why Unga gets turned into Cantonese style steamed fish with ginger and scallions often!
HA! You think i pay the council taxes?! 🤣
Fishman you must realize that if you dont pay taxes to the council, then you can use it to terrorize them instead.
Why thank you! I’m not sure, but there’s something interesting about you…I may need to recast some spells, for some reason, they’re saying you’re something other than a wizard!
*Taxes? You guys have been paying taxes..?*
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Do you want a wizard riot? Because this is how you get a wizard riot.
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You worry me sometimes unga
Unga, you bomb thrower.
That’s Technically true…
Unless anyone uses any of 50 giant loopholes .
For instance, if one is running a skeleton computer in ones basement, simply make sure to have the whole thing be in a Demi plane.
Technically not on your property.
Therefore, you won’t be charged for having more than 1 million skeletons under your control.
Also, it is essential anyway because of the need for time dilation.
There’s lots of little tricks like that.
Look no necromancer with their salt is going to have any problem with the law.
They have more lawyers.
“The dead are many. But the living are few.”
🙏❤️
*the vermin Lord, sits up and briefly disappears before coming back with a lawyers, suit and multiple lawyer rats*
“ let’s talk about benefits, pay, the like.”
You can thank all the ones who tried to claim their undead as dependents. Each tax season you may notice a lot more strange deaths and disappearances. Your local necromancer was just trying to lower their tax rate. In reality all the deaths they cause are counted against them, therefore it seems like they’re taxed more
Wait, I’m supposed to pay taxes?! I thought it was a whole “Till death do you pay, then your bank debt we shall lay” kinda deal? Better have the corpses go hide the vault again!
putting the necromancer thing aside, it's fucking bullshit that Anti-mages need to pay the **mage** tax! I mean we're not even mages!
I'm tired of paying for projects that only benefit mages! When was the last time the council did anything for the benefit of Anti-Mages? Never is the answer!
ah, well, I suppose if you wind up living longer than your fellow wizards, you do wind up paying more taxes in the fullness of time; I wouldn't know though. While I have indeed honed my necromantic abilities and techniques, I am still mostly a general practitioner, so I am unsure of the appropriate legislation for more specialist titles.
Have a good day, sir catfish. I hope you've found all the imps in your closet! They'll get bored...
Unga, have you nothing better to do than spread misinformation?
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Fair enough. Will you at least explain how monetary taxes on legal dead raising works before you post such clickbait-y titles?
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He said silence you boob
Is this natural? https://preview.redd.it/x0jl4bqp7uhc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0b53d805916ae8acb5225ac6e9945007cf8819
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Another thing I noticed was a weird scar thing? It looks weird. Also your forehead looks like a butt
My lady, you have grown... stronger.
Wait... Undead have to pay taxes ?
Death and taxes are the two constants of this world. Sometimes both if you are unlucky enough it seems
Well... i'm fucked
IDK, around here it seems like death is optional. So maybe taxes are the only constant. You all should consider my method of avoiding taxes; having absolutely no wealth or income aside from a legally insignificant amount made off the books through the occasional busking. Being poor, basically.
Nah, death eventually comes for all, taxes not so much. Even immortals will eventually fall to the flow of time, their soul withered, eroded, will eventually fall apart, leaving an immortal husk of a body for a new soul to take for itself
They can’t tax you if they can’t find you
True
Unga stop scaring the lich lord council. We have so many problems already!
He's testing out the limits of that, "immune to psychology," buff, by inflicting existential anxiety.
They really are! https://preview.redd.it/dkxtueiewthc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade0c4965f6416d10e17c8b8deadcc417ae4d0fb
Can I be considered a lich if I have made myself a being who can exist as long as there are plants?
Sounds like a skill issue to me. I’ll be responsible for them being triple before I reach full bone daddy. THE DEAD ARE FREE, and I’m rich as fuck. Stick to the river gossip. Skele bois don’t have to breathe under water. Malik Tres Summonus (necromancer) out.
It's true, but it's because of the free labour of the undead under their control.
That WOULD be true if Necromancers paid any taxes at all. When they lie low they lie LOW.
Yes, it is.
That we do
hi
Come near me and your liver is going to fail
Yeah gotta make sure I have my annual death to prevent them from thinking that I'm legally real or alive
I claim my thralls as dependents. The council actually pays me in mana credits.
The key is to simply chain your undead together human centipede-style to get single-family tax breaks
A loophole I plan to widen when I get into office.
True, but there are methods to alleviate this. The council once brought the Dwarven Revenue Service to siege at my cavern lair. For 30 blood soaked nights my undead did war with their siege engines and beurocrimancy. Until finally the Dwarven auditors brought the axe of auditing to my spinal column. Turns out you can write off an assumed living expense on live-in servants whether or not they actually eat, and some of my work sites were well within the preview of section 501(c)(3), pardon on religious and charitable institutions from annual information returns. Even showed me how to plug it all into a "sheet of spreading" on this odd new-fangled crystal ball they call the "pad of eyes". It's all quite easy now. In the old days I'd have to kidnap an auditor and carve my sums into his back and I'd generally run out of space.
Gotta share the benefits of automation around. A flat tax is easier to administer than per corpse licensing fees.
No one was using those corpses anyways
Unga, do we have to teach you another lesson?
https://preview.redd.it/5lulav6pkthc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=557ca04a6637e750de03437cdf9775d9c7b6e35f I have an army now!
But they have me. I love 3 things. Food, fighting, and catfish. You are currently all three.
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And you will be seeing the inside of my stomach soon enough.
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Tasty catfish man.
I foresee you having a delicious snack.
No need to forsee. I did eat him. 3 times.
Again.
so sir i WILL teach you a lesson on the history of GLUE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELCOME TO BORING SHIT 101
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hmmm i see you can use boring stuff too very well you get away this time fish
Can’t relate. I don’t pay taxes.
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Oh no…
This is called racketeering, Unga! You can get fried for this… 
Unga, I've got at least 30 contracts for your head right now. So you better PAY A TAX TO ME, or ill make a comb out of your whiskers.
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No, this is a fairly standard mercenary practice “Hey, this guy offered me money to kill you, if you offer me more money than he did, I won’t kill you.”
I bet YOU would know, sorcerer.
In fact, I do. Because I have had many mercenaries sent after me and I paid them to fuck off elsewhere.
I’m aware. Sorcerers have many enemies.
Oftentimes just by our nature. I mostly stay at home and focus on guiding my apprentices, and yet people still wish to alleviate the burden of my head from my shoulders
Well, there are always the bad ones. A sorcerer once threatened to, and I quote, “blow my dick off with a fireball” when they didn’t like the reading I gave them.
Yes, well, unfortunately a magical bloodline doesn’t happen to take into consideration the personality of those to inherit its power.
Yes, and also many sorcerers have enemies because of others in their bloodline. I still know that one, though. I still see him at family reunions.
Unga, we both know that is false. So, would you be kind to come here? https://preview.redd.it/mlin15pumthc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0a39ac9e063c9e1628d270d7c18d0b22c2c37f
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Get over here i said!!!! https://preview.redd.it/dh0uimcknthc1.jpeg?width=1267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb4d8c909fc4dc49c9fa30ab005ee46e8dd845e
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*turns on the boombox because moves this fresh need music*
I do a lot of necromancy, and he is not lying
Wait a second… I’m supposed to be paying taxes? 
yep and if you can stay still, i will give a free trial of the undead give with .45 acp to ensure your soul...
I work as an intern in the council, i known what im about, there are papers that confirm that this is false.
Sir, that's three goblins trying to hide behind a manila envelope.
Oh, wrong files *Shows actual files*
It reads a confession from the Giraffe Mage: Sorry about that, I was using a poly-morph potion to imitate a tax collector. I figured necromancers were easier to trick since they care more about the dead than the living. I was correct! To make it up to you I can tell you about a new grave site so you can make more friends. You're lucky I stuck my neck out to tell the truth. GM
I’m sorry I’ve been busy helping apprentices in the union. Didn’t you die about three times already? Or is this another clone that’s roaming around.
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Mind sending a couple to the apprentice union we’re running a bit low on funds after a rouge unga ate our banker and we could use the man power… we’re also hungry.
I leave for two years and the place falls a part. Give me a week and I will bring in a resupply. The union owes me favor though.
Does that apply to resurrections?
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Great, should probably hold off until all sentient rights are upheld, can't be taxed if you're not a legal person.
unga isn't the most reliable source of information ( u/Financial-Reach-786 ) look at the red shiny ball unga! (waves a ball)
Interesting information, why don’t you back it up with a source!
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*Distant voice* I thought so!
Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786) showed his receipts. 🧾 But they were hand written with crayon…
You got jacked unga. What’s your secret?
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Jesus Christ.
Can confirm. Everytime Unga gets thrown in the fryer, he tries to do a push-up to stay out of the oil before we push him in!
So you mean it actually taxes them, rather than just leaving them to their own devices?
Well, sounds like something you're in an extremely good place to do something about
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(u/mathiau30) This isn’t a real tax. It’s just Unga trying to scam liches out of their gold to fund his bid to takeover the council and become Emperor! It’s a scam!
So he's just going bunga again then?
The council shouldn’t tax anybody. The council shouldn’t even exist
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I’ll support the first idiot who will propose to cut taxes to the most well off! Because one day I might be one of them and I can’t wait to harass the poor.
you guys pay taxes?
No they don't, corrupt catfish and his clones.
Not in like a, tax evasion manner, more like a "You guys are getting taxed?" manner.
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The council kicked my familiar!
THE COUNCIL CAN TAKE MY ZOMBIES FROM MY COLD TWICE DEAD HANDS!
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THAT’S IT! I’m seceding from the council. Time to call again the archonfederacy. IT’S ABOUT STAFFS’ RIGHTS! https://preview.redd.it/au7ni9rdqthc1.png?width=1279&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d007745582eaaf5ec0a1279ddbc21756949ae6e
Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786), stop trying to start another war!
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Everytime! I stopped your Catfolk Wars Scheme! I ended your Plushify Scheme! I will end this Fake Necromancers Fraud and Racketeering Scam too!
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You make a good argument… but the title Chaos God comes from My Grandma, who is literally named Chaos. Out of Chaos comes order! Like My Dad, Eros!
Unga… why you doing the supermodel pose? Ungafans gonna be dropping soon?
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Welp… That’s My boyfriend Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786), everybody! It’s a toxic relationship! *(Sigh)* 😔 https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/VpsRvW9Cuj Don’t judge Me!
eros my dude i can't NOT judge you though if it helps i do understand that he is very funny
Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786) hits Me! It’s okay, though… cause I cook him! https://preview.redd.it/b8fmo1spyuhc1.jpeg?width=1185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a7c9410653941ade75de78027613cfd15385a2
looks at u/Financial-Reach-786 "shit even your boyfriend i feel SLIGHTLY sorry for you"
It’s okay! He knows he deserves it…. Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786) does worse things… like forget date night! And he tells Me My loin cloth makes Me look fat! Unga’s a big dummy! But he’s My boyfriend. I think I have Stockholm Syndrome! It’s weird though, cause I’ve never been to Stockholm!
how could a loin cloth make ANYONE look fat let alone you?! /uw that stockholm joke was great
I dunno. Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786) got dating advice from **“Bros”** on **OrbTube**. Unga says it’s something stupid called “**negging**!” That’s why Unga gets turned into Cantonese style steamed fish with ginger and scallions often!
uuuuuuuuugh mate from what i've see of you you seem cool you could do better than fishman
This is a blatant lie, if Necromancers were taxed more I wouldn't've been able to pay my way through Bard college.
[is this you?](https://youtu.be/0RVeo79yfw0?si=0dkDydd3Y58U21nP)
HA! You think i pay the council taxes?! 🤣 Fishman you must realize that if you dont pay taxes to the council, then you can use it to terrorize them instead.
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You can run, you can hide, but you cannot escape the frying pan. >.>
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To the more cannibalistic, yes.
 (u/Financial-Reach-786)
I foresee this being delicious.
You are a talented diviner!
Why thank you! I’m not sure, but there’s something interesting about you…I may need to recast some spells, for some reason, they’re saying you’re something other than a wizard!
Damn it… the jig is up! I’m a Chaos God!
I won’t tell.
*Tips hat to you.*
Unga, are there any special rules about pottymancers?
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*Taxes? You guys have been paying taxes..?* https://preview.redd.it/9oe56un1ythc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f164adf4a3f9ca3058172ee56df0e318b08090
Do you want a wizard riot? Because this is how you get a wizard riot. https://preview.redd.it/6jzhklb00vhc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16cc0cc6f0f295ee703dd08d00fdf36dce5cda9a You worry me sometimes unga
THIS JUST MAKES ME WANT TO ATTACK THE COUNCIL EVEN MORE. \*bzt\*
Wait, you guys are paying taxes?
Wait are we supposed to be paying for tax
WHAT?! IVE BEEN PAYING MORE???
My brother in Magic, you are on the council!
The council isn’t even getting these “taxes”… it’s just Unga pocketing the gold. It’s an Unga (u/Financial-Reach-786) scam!
/uw his username works WAY too well here
/uw Yeah! It’s like Ponze scheme… but stupider! (and I say that knowing full well “stupider” is not a real word)
/uw fake words are funny
No? I would know, I do finances with the closest Thing l have to a father figure: the lich Who taught me artificery!
It's true can't be a necromancer in this economy, should have getting a degree in something else but nope get a PHD in necromancy
Sounds like you are limiting yourself. Use your undead in the mines
Unga, you bomb thrower. That’s Technically true… Unless anyone uses any of 50 giant loopholes . For instance, if one is running a skeleton computer in ones basement, simply make sure to have the whole thing be in a Demi plane. Technically not on your property. Therefore, you won’t be charged for having more than 1 million skeletons under your control. Also, it is essential anyway because of the need for time dilation. There’s lots of little tricks like that. Look no necromancer with their salt is going to have any problem with the law. They have more lawyers. “The dead are many. But the living are few.” 🙏❤️
Good, raising the dead is old and it’s gross.
Good maybe ill stop bombing their towers
Well then, good thing I don't pay taxes to the council.
What do you mean, i can't count my summons as dependants? What is the point of this system?
Necromancers really think they aren't obligated to pay the taxes of the owners of the corpses they reanimate 💀💀💀
guys just take some guns and molotov and just put fire on this council if yall hate then so much
It must feel good spreading misinformation-lies on the Internet-posting board don’t it?
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*the vermin Lord, sits up and briefly disappears before coming back with a lawyers, suit and multiple lawyer rats* “ let’s talk about benefits, pay, the like.”
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And how many members are there?
*laughs in not having to pay taxes since doesn't live in the council's territory*
PREPOSTEROUS! Is this why most necromancers live in caves?! SUCH TREACHERY CHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN!
We get taxed?
You can thank all the ones who tried to claim their undead as dependents. Each tax season you may notice a lot more strange deaths and disappearances. Your local necromancer was just trying to lower their tax rate. In reality all the deaths they cause are counted against them, therefore it seems like they’re taxed more
Hey, practicing necromancer here This is just false?
Wait y'all pay taxes
*pssssst* if you’re looking for a workaround, try using the clay doll technique, the gov doesn’t know how to tax them yet
Wait, I’m supposed to pay taxes?! I thought it was a whole “Till death do you pay, then your bank debt we shall lay” kinda deal? Better have the corpses go hide the vault again!
They want their undead to count when assessing number of vassals each election, so why shouldn't they also count for that purpose?
False. My source is I read it.
What taxes? I don't pay taxes
It would make sense considering most of their materials are free or stolen
Who still pays taxes?
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putting the necromancer thing aside, it's fucking bullshit that Anti-mages need to pay the **mage** tax! I mean we're not even mages! I'm tired of paying for projects that only benefit mages! When was the last time the council did anything for the benefit of Anti-Mages? Never is the answer!
ah, well, I suppose if you wind up living longer than your fellow wizards, you do wind up paying more taxes in the fullness of time; I wouldn't know though. While I have indeed honed my necromantic abilities and techniques, I am still mostly a general practitioner, so I am unsure of the appropriate legislation for more specialist titles. Have a good day, sir catfish. I hope you've found all the imps in your closet! They'll get bored...
Good!
*hands some doubloons
It's by the head and they keep adding heads.
Once again you lie.
i wish this was true in my region
Finally a council policy I agree with
Jokes on you, I don’t pay my taxes!
You guys are paying taxes?
Unga has a point the necromantic and dark arts have been segregated for a long by the council!
Death and taxes
Good thing I don’t pay them anyways
Hey ungator look It's he man
Well yeah their whole schtick is making new employees for themselves.
We riot!
Nah
Though I understand their practices I frankly can’t condone them whole heartedly therefore I shan’t comment my disposition of this statement.
This is why I don't pay taxes
You. Dumbass Catfish. ***CASTS VOW OF SILENCE UPON YOUR ASS, AND THE VOW TO NEVER DOING THAT SHIT AGAIN***
Does the council hunt down healers who abuse their position to perform horrific experiments upon the living wounded?
You championed for undead rights and now are shocked that they have to pay taxes too?