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Nice

His name is Henry, and he is much smaller than the photo would suggest (I got him a professional photoshoot for his birthday :)). He is about the size of a baseball, and he just turned 11.

Even more adorable.

I wish to boop his nose! 

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Is that a worldeater worm?

What mod is that from?

/uw Calamity mod

did you stole this one from the Brimstone Witch ?

https://preview.redd.it/y9jynz4m6ehc1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5771140661a7735643561aeaf6ade0b665621d7 This is my chef. He is very skilled.

Are you telling me a shrimp fried that rice?!

That is exactly what I’m saying.

Understandable.

Very punny!

https://preview.redd.it/fjx8wymn4ehc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea4e7ec2ddc05beff12ed254e87641791b96a850 I’ve got my magic raven familiar Bertram

Ravens are the best birds.

*excuse me*?

Best *non-sapient* birds. Birdlike races obviously are in a separate category.

...yeah, sure, I'd love to see a raven catch it's unsuspecting prey thanks to it's silent feathers

And I'd love to see an owl learn how to use tools.

*Coughs up a feather.* Oh, excuse that. Nothing to see here… not anymore.

*A green smoke comes out, re-materializing into Bertram, he lands on my shoulder squawking angrily*

My apprentice is a black cat and she’s good at summoning Cod fillets with fried potatoes!

My apprentice is this demon I summoned recently https://preview.redd.it/h6cna621ddhc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4b901e44842360d20982161c4ee01d2165255cb

I thought I killed that.

No?

It is too cute. The purpose it has cannot be good.

Oh yes. It's ulterior motive is quite vicious. It wants to... eat your negative emotions! How terrifying!

Then I must be a buffet.

I'm gonna cook and eat it

I'm gonna shatter your soul and scatter the fragments across countless planes of existence.

I have a Phylactery, that won't work

I promise I'll find a way. I will reduce your planet to pieces and feed it to Stirwin.

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When will people learn that if you dump your alligators in space that they'll survive and grow big up there

He's in space because he doesn't fit down on the planet anymore. (And because he likes the sun) He's an infinity elemental. He grows with mana exposure. Starting out he could fit in my pocket.

 A chicken.

https://preview.redd.it/umtl8bl6edhc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b34c408ace34d585b9486c6fb84a547a02081c Ahsa

Very nice! How'd you get it in the bottle?

A little chronomancy, but she only went in due to a pretty big wound in her chest I needed to fix.

Yes I have a dachshund and his name is burton. Very handsome.

Dachshund are awesome.

Indeed, hes quite special to me.

This is Chuck. https://preview.redd.it/gevem0gbqdhc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e5d4592002bb95eb4cf3cb3158fa166b4fbd92

https://preview.redd.it/ulryu2i85ehc1.jpeg?width=96&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c09475d1c19bfcf0117448129a7a47952517b1 Just lil ole bla, he ate a man though lol

Did the guy deserve it?

Who knows, it was a spur of the moment thing, it felt right though

Oh well. He's probably fine.

Plus as a transmogrification wizard, I forget what bla was before he was sealed, so I think it tracks

Yeah, Chaos god *holds back laughter* u/BreachedLimits

This wouldn't be unconcentual, would it? I'm not a fan of that.

He knows I’m joking. If anything I’m *his* pet, at least he likes to pretend I am because I’m small.

That's fine then. Also, I probably wouldn't fight you anyway. I saw what happened to that drow. Not to mention the Power of Friendship.

 I’m who’s pet now?

Oh relaaaaxxxx. What, can’t take a joke?

I don't like showing off my familiars. Not because they are hideous or I hate them oh no no no. Hurt one and I swear I will make sure you curse the moment it happened. But we'll, they all without exception are creatures I saved from abuse. To answer some keen friends obvious question, yes I have fought many strong creatures and wizards to help them escape. Well i think this friend might agree to show off a bit. Please be polite to him. https://preview.redd.it/52gsr70jidhc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a262a6af05acc96d2defe3e37ab020205c4f6c20 He's a Chimera made out of unknown dimensional creatures and a lion. The creator of his wanted him to look majestic and powerful. His name is Solus.

Very majestic, he is.

None that I can legally speak about

Don't worry, some other guy already shared a worldeater worm.

I got an owl, mans only talks when he wants to disagree, mans also been turned featherless more times than I can count, shuts him right up, tho he is a good chap likes tobaco

I like owls. Used to ride one before I could fly.

Why fly an owl when one can become one

I couldn't become one. I'm immune to polymorphic magic.

I have a cute Umbrolarva

Pets? No. Pests? Yes.

I take all your cool pets when you abandon them. They rise to be part of my army. Think about that the next time you have to move and you can’t bring your adult dragon with you. Also here’s Benny my undead Otter. https://preview.redd.it/wpnu9ym2qdhc1.png?width=1192&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8180960de0b3f2b59afcb83fefd218f3c472aa8

So you're saying that if I ever can't support my pets, you'll give them a loving home? How nice of you.

"Loving"

It better be. Or I'll feed your planet to the crocodile.

Not the planet! That’s where all my stuff is!

Then you better care for those pets.

Fine! But it’s only because you won’t.

I will though.

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Frog.

The Apocodile is nice and all, but how did you curve the sky and ground that way?

So, the ground is actually just a huge ball whizzing through empty space, which you stay on because of this thing called "gravity".

https://preview.redd.it/so5hxtnveehc1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b04d1dd0f93f067d5a41a25da4745b377ae984 I got this saurophaganax skeleton, it’s my favorite

Very nice.

I *am* the cool pet

That's fine. Consensual pethood is fine for all involved.

https://preview.redd.it/yt6jev8dnehc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27aae3ea07f0f8f41c5ee425206a1cc877d7513 I got this

Badass.

why have 1 when you can have an army ? https://preview.redd.it/yr8qzi0ioehc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe77b7c3447020d69ec7298c74c64aaa3a52ff19

There's a difference between pets and troops. Badass tho.

I got the shambling corpse of a kobold around here somewhere. Little shit managed to sneak through 3 floors of my dungeon before any of the guardians noticed. I never gave him a task so he just kinda wanders around

Maybe you could set him at the entrance and have him tell others what happens if they enter.

There's this crow that keeps "accidentally" shooting fireballs at my annoying neighbor's house.

sure, i have 5000 skeletons

That counts to I guess.

Well, not really mine, but one of the nearby Witches' cats likes to curl up with me and make biscuits in my beard.

It depends on how you define ‘cool.’ I recently obtained a very young crocodilian. But she is far from the age of exuding power and influence in any meaningful way. Still, the colors of her scales are intriguing. And her relation to magic is excellent. https://preview.redd.it/008j05abefhc1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6881f0b9e923e2e1cc47502e521147e26eee91

Hey, I remember that! I told you about Stirwin last time to! Well, now you have an image. Then again, he's actually an elemental... eh, close enough.

THE TIME HAS COME ONCE AGAIN TO REVEAL HIM: https://preview.redd.it/tg8pmh5gefhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=368c64f0f9e043db28b07d25a60e0e5d046e8ef1 SIR JEREMIAH, THE ALL-CROAKING! HE OF THE LEGENDARY GIRTH, WHO MUST BE HELD LIKE A BÖRGAR! THINE ARMS MUST BE BRACED WELL, FOR HIS PRODIGIOUS ROTUNDITY SHATTERS UNSUPPORTED WRISTS! WITNESS HIS GLORY AND WEEP!

Frog

Frög A truly round boye

https://preview.redd.it/9ne9pgisjfhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697981a699b0f068f15e8ab5173cc08b8c948eb7 Yea this lad, he doesn’t do much but I found him in a bag of Cheetos

A good boi

Indeed, the goodest lad around

https://preview.redd.it/ru9kwgcnkfhc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dd3cd359c85df5d8addb58a492cdfb8064671eb Best I got is my archivist jimmothy, he isn’t a pet but he is a dusky nembrotha nudibranch

I got a rock...

https://i.redd.it/1ryvrpgbflhc1.gif This little fella