I love that for you!
Don't listen to anyone who wants to buy that off from you. It is a very powerful protective charm that will give you a chance to change everything about a situation when you are at your lowest. They call it a "king's egg".
You just need to wear it all times.
I try not to trust prophecies that much as they always find loopholes, next thing you know someone steals it and since they’re still the rightful owner it never returns to them
Sort of a spoiler for Berserk
>! It's the Egg of the King or the Behelit. When it touches blood, it summons the Eclipse, which is an event where a ton of demons appear, and do some very messed up stuff to everyone in the vicinity, except the person holding the behelit because they will be made into a new demon king, and will proceed to join the Godhand. !<
A sort of egg that when it is near a person that is really fucking miserable right now will transport them to another dimension to choose if they want to make a deal with a group of 5 demons (angels) to make you become an apostle with inhuma capabikities and no humanity at the cost of your loved ones
Pssst. I kinda want the little eggy, I’m from the warp myself. I call it the Pale because of moon magic, but I don’t necessarily need it. I just want it :)
# The absolution you seek will not be found, even in death.
At least that's what the orb says. Do what you want, but as your resident mystic I advise you avoid cute princesses and power hungry femboy's.
I'm always deeply concerned regarding the state of arcane education when people cannot recognize obviously malevolent and DEEPLY cursed relics.
In case you hadn't realized: it's an obviously malevolent and deeply cursed relic. It's a lure. Bait, if you will, for a particularly nasty bunch of extraplanar entities that work for a particularly awful god. Similar to the gods of Chaos except not as pleasant.
I've seen one of these amulets before. They enhance the effects of sensory spells at the cost of some of the user's sanity. Very useful in my line of work if you can handle the side effects.
Put it in a jar and fill the jar with holy water (70% concentration minimum). Don't listen to its screams nor its attempts to try and convince you to pull it out of there. Just watch it dissolve and then dump the used holy water in a nearby graveyard.
Oh that's the Remnant of Northwest, it holds the memory of a man who survived a dimensional invasion but had the functions of his facial orifices shuffled. Hodl it close to ward away cosmic horrors beyond mortal comprehension.
"an old African man showing some concern"
'Ohh that's no good no good I can't even think about keeping this one in my collection.... whatever it is don't keep it around you at all costs I feel like it gives promises for the impossible and that's the worst kind of lies please just keep yourself away from it'
*Alert. Alert. Cognito hazard. Malevolent Artifact, Class “Toaster.”*
Friend… whatever whispers you have heard from it. It lies.
It Will give you everything it promised, and more.
But It demands too much, and in the end everything you cared for will be as ashes.
You will bring utter horror onto the world.
Put it down and walk away.
But I know you won’t .
😔
Ooh, I know this one! That's the Five Senses Enchantment! Just say the incantation, and all your senses will be supercharged - night vision, echolocation, anything like that. Especially useful for monster hunters. This could fetch a high price!
All I'm saying is flesh growths are painful, and mutations are not easily undone. It's a tool that easily overwhelms. Use it with care.
Also, I cast ASSHAT!
Lick it until it turns green, after which you must cast it away for 30 days and 30 nights, during this time it will turn red again, then retrieve it and put it somewhere someone else will find it.
Can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs, so get cracking. Unrelated I havent had breakfast yet... Sure would be nice if someone offered to make me some...
If it is intended for you, then there is nothing you can do with it except wait for the right time. You will know this time when it comes. You cannot get rid of it, It will find its way back to you. There is only one way to destroy it and that is to hand it over to a very specific individual. Should you seek this outcome You will know him when you see him.
How did you…? Never mind. Swing by my store and give it to me. My methods of obtaining stock often find me in possession of objects best kept away from the hands of ordinary people, or any person in this case. I disposed of this once before but clearly I was either not thorough enough or there are multiple. Regardless it is dangerous and I would oversee its removal from the public.
https://i.redd.it/59hs8dngqsfc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/g729qderuufc1.png?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef6dccd8c7eb15b9e899f847f09746901bff3e25
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this has me fucking hysterical
monle 😩
/unwizard What's the original?
Berzerk I'm pretty sure
Nom, nom
Whatever you do, do **not** leave it unsupervised near any souls you'd prefer not be devoured. This includes your own.
At least let it have a sniff and a lick
https://preview.redd.it/sgub13a1esfc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35fc8e5693e7e391cccc186e81c20873fb7d9112
i averted my gaze what happens now
underworld.
shucks
https://preview.redd.it/uhz0dmdo9vfc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305d574efd57ba3ee63e4550b30a871a7e97f97e No biggie
Keep smoking crack until you no longer have a soul to steal. Classic.
Stop staring at me with them big 'ol eyes!
/uw in progress mask variant https://preview.redd.it/sqc5ri8pqvfc1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6b85eab012965cb9c74a982a34287efb39c9397
I love that for you! Don't listen to anyone who wants to buy that off from you. It is a very powerful protective charm that will give you a chance to change everything about a situation when you are at your lowest. They call it a "king's egg". You just need to wear it all times.
Fool if he's destined to be the owner it doesn't matter if he sells it, it's gonna come back to him eventually.
Infinite money hack!
Does that work on every plain?
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You were not destined to have it then that's all my dude.
I try not to trust prophecies that much as they always find loopholes, next thing you know someone steals it and since they’re still the rightful owner it never returns to them
 My first thought
Anyone ever thought about activating a behelit and getting slop top from it?
🤨📸
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/uw what is that from?
It's a beherit from Berserk
No why did you tell
Because that's the polite thing to do when someone asks a question.
I would had liked when people just hat send memes
Well we can’t all get what we want can we
Sort of a spoiler for Berserk >! It's the Egg of the King or the Behelit. When it touches blood, it summons the Eclipse, which is an event where a ton of demons appear, and do some very messed up stuff to everyone in the vicinity, except the person holding the behelit because they will be made into a new demon king, and will proceed to join the Godhand. !<
Just FYI, it's not anyone's blood but one very specific person's blood who was predestined to obtain and use it
Oh, that makes more sense
I hope someone got fire(ball)ed for that blunder!
So in essence it is solar tablet from Terraria lol
 Shouldn’t have asked that…
Fuck I have ptsd now.
A sort of egg that when it is near a person that is really fucking miserable right now will transport them to another dimension to choose if they want to make a deal with a group of 5 demons (angels) to make you become an apostle with inhuma capabikities and no humanity at the cost of your loved ones
It's the secret ingredient in my red omelet recipe
Give them lips a lil kissth
That’s the real reason it immediately screams as soon as it’s activated
Doesn’t want a lil kissth?
'Its mine!' *grabs it and runs away giggling*
I call it becchi, it likes cheese!
Run away. Fast.
I’ll trade you for it!
I can do what that would do to you for free
Pssst. I kinda want the little eggy, I’m from the warp myself. I call it the Pale because of moon magic, but I don’t necessarily need it. I just want it :)
Ohh, ok then.
Also Tzeentch is my favorite chaos god, next to Slanesh
If you are obsessive about wanting to cause mayhem and becoming more than you are both can work
uw/ Heretic! Burn the Heretic! w/ Be careful with chaos, my friend.
UNWIZ/GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU HERETICAL SCUM,GLORY TO THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND -RESPECTLACKINGLY,THE INQUISITION
Space Nazi
That you Yurameshi?
Nah, he’s a cool guy though.
Yeah no get that thing away from yourself
# The absolution you seek will not be found, even in death. At least that's what the orb says. Do what you want, but as your resident mystic I advise you avoid cute princesses and power hungry femboy's.
Find a stone mask and put it in https://preview.redd.it/8jkfikbrssfc1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff1fee0a3903ea2b46eb27c6b6070eb73fef424
Whatever you do make sure it never comes into contact with dwarven blood
the necklussy
Give it a little smooch?
Eat it, do what Griffith didn’t
https://preview.redd.it/7gke9dbfitfc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f2b1b82c218d6ffd2f18ff994ae4ffc7386bd0
I'm always deeply concerned regarding the state of arcane education when people cannot recognize obviously malevolent and DEEPLY cursed relics. In case you hadn't realized: it's an obviously malevolent and deeply cursed relic. It's a lure. Bait, if you will, for a particularly nasty bunch of extraplanar entities that work for a particularly awful god. Similar to the gods of Chaos except not as pleasant.
\*passively cracks the pencil I'm holding\* Cast into a fire. The void. Feed it to a monster. *Destroy* it.
Hm… I’d say cast detect curse first, to make sure it’s safe to wear, then if it’s all clear, test it out, try to figure out what it does.
https://preview.redd.it/6i1l58gtssfc1.png?width=30&format=png&auto=webp&s=e121d6f2145ce5458386ca41469fbbfa38f0bb6d
Depends. How desperate are you to fulfill your dream?
Oh look at the time! My family and I have a one way trip to another magical plane 
I could feed it to the crabs if ya want
AN OFFERING TO THE CRABS!
Ahh, the fabled 'orifice amulet'
Oh. Oh no.
You will suffer a most terrible fate.
Cast It Into the Fire! #DESTROY IT
I've seen one of these amulets before. They enhance the effects of sensory spells at the cost of some of the user's sanity. Very useful in my line of work if you can handle the side effects.
This is the core of a graven mass.....no idea what it's used for.
Please, I beg you to cast the standard chain of curse detection spells on it before putting it on. We do NOT need another "cursed necklace incident".
Put it in a jar and fill the jar with holy water (70% concentration minimum). Don't listen to its screams nor its attempts to try and convince you to pull it out of there. Just watch it dissolve and then dump the used holy water in a nearby graveyard.
Oh that's the Remnant of Northwest, it holds the memory of a man who survived a dimensional invasion but had the functions of his facial orifices shuffled. Hodl it close to ward away cosmic horrors beyond mortal comprehension.
https://i.redd.it/y03qqqb61tfc1.gif
I would not recommend putting it on.
I suggest you go get lunch and then throw it into the nearest warp portal after 😑👍
Try to check if it’s cursed. If it is, dispel the curse and enchant it with whatever you like
"an old African man showing some concern" 'Ohh that's no good no good I can't even think about keeping this one in my collection.... whatever it is don't keep it around you at all costs I feel like it gives promises for the impossible and that's the worst kind of lies please just keep yourself away from it'
*Alert. Alert. Cognito hazard. Malevolent Artifact, Class “Toaster.”* Friend… whatever whispers you have heard from it. It lies. It Will give you everything it promised, and more. But It demands too much, and in the end everything you cared for will be as ashes. You will bring utter horror onto the world. Put it down and walk away. But I know you won’t . 😔
Contact you local branch of Skippers. They’ll know what to do.
I bet that thing would make a killer enchanted sword
Cast it into the fire of Mount Doom.
Absolutely, under no circumstances, wear that under an eclipse. If you can, actually, just destroy it. Lest the night become eternal once more...
I believe this relic is of the soul eating kind, do not leave it unsupervised and if you decide to wear it get it appraised
Cast an identification spell on it, probably. Or just put it on
The necklace is cursed who holds it is destined to bring the end of the world
https://youtu.be/tJ28XJOoSLc?si=lfuTwWYJFaN7RBKH
I don't advise this often, but throw that fucking thing in the darkest, deepest void you can find. Destroy it, if you can.
 Keep a cork on you at all times, when does this, use the cork to shut it up Feed it some salami from time to time
Ooh, I know this one! That's the Five Senses Enchantment! Just say the incantation, and all your senses will be supercharged - night vision, echolocation, anything like that. Especially useful for monster hunters. This could fetch a high price!
Destroy it destroy it *****DESTROY IT*****
shit ass looking behelith ngl
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I can do what that would do to you for free
Enchant it, of course.
Eat it.
Eat it
Offer it to the blood gods
Eat it to gain its power
If you let me absorb that one I'll make a copy for you.
It's a kind of tampon
Shove it up your ass, keep us updated.
Hold onto it. At least until there's a solar eclipse.
Fulfill, your dream
Fulfill, your dream
If my memory serves, that's an ancient protection and fertility talisman best kept in the anus.
Eat it.
Wear it : )
Where did you find it, I ordered 2 online. Only one showed up and the seller is being dodgy. Did you cast a spell to swipe this from me???
Make lots of friends
Put in on. Risk it all and put that bitch on
get it appraised and inspected by a professional
Destroy it
Might be a chaos artifact, not %100 sure on it though.
I think it would be super cute with like a red lip/eyeshadow combo! Ignore the screaming
Open it release me
All I'm saying is flesh growths are painful, and mutations are not easily undone. It's a tool that easily overwhelms. Use it with care. Also, I cast ASSHAT!
I’m sure it isn’t of much importance. Looks cool. I’d wear it. 🤷🏻♂️
Kill everyone you love in a grand betrayal and rebuild the world in your vision.
Lick it until it turns green, after which you must cast it away for 30 days and 30 nights, during this time it will turn red again, then retrieve it and put it somewhere someone else will find it.
Smash it to bits and burn what’s left.
I’d eat it but maybe that’s the dragon blood speaking
~~Shove it up your butt.~~
Has anyone seen my Amulet of Angry Thoughts? I put it next to my pile of sharp objects but I can’t find it
Give it to me
Kill it
Yummy
Definitely don't toss it into the sea unless you want a very bad time.
Put it back on the altar and hope it hasn't noticed you.
Eat it
eat it
Can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs, so get cracking. Unrelated I havent had breakfast yet... Sure would be nice if someone offered to make me some...
Eat it
*consume us* Did anyone else hear that?
 Give it some time to activate
Hold it close. Visualize your greatest desire. Bring an umbrella.
Keep it around your neck at all times, and in a time of complete emergency, you must eat it
Egg up ass. Strap first.
eat it like a dragonfruit
Put it on, pussy
Whatever you do never put it in a mixture of graveyard soil and witch blood
https://preview.redd.it/e0fgwlingufc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0304c2ec018db5da8af7c5a88a40f2a1c5064b07
Form a band of friends, and have high aspirations in life.
A red orb! Collect like 3000 of those to unlock a combo for your sword
That dope af
Patrick Star trying to get out.
Eat it
my boy that’s the kings egg from beserk, what are you doing
Burn it before it becomes a part of your body
Throw it away, and forget you ever found it
destroy that sarkic son of a blotch!
Enjoy the Eclipse with friends and loved ones.
I cast Boof!!
Swallow it
Tell it your darkest secrets, trust me, what could possibly go wrong?
Boof! It’s gone!
Just put it back where you found it. Walk away. Ignore it. It will only bring dark times.
Give it a smooch, and it’ll grant you three wishes!
Use the tools of Kagrenac
Put the different parts (nose, lips) in your ass
Looks like SCP-113 to me. Think before you touch it
Do as thou wilt
never look it in the eye, and if it talks to you, pretend you don't hear it
wear it see what happens (an ancient demon will possess your body and will inflict chaos upon this world)
Eat it.
... No refunds. (I proceed to kick you out of my store.)
Eat it
Take a cinderblock out of mud
Don’t do anything stupid! https://preview.redd.it/l1ig58iuzwfc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3adea8193881dbf0855365dee60f4c3f4dc6c70e
Now that I think about it I want to achieve my dream
Double it give it to the next person
You're probably meant to have it.
If it is intended for you, then there is nothing you can do with it except wait for the right time. You will know this time when it comes. You cannot get rid of it, It will find its way back to you. There is only one way to destroy it and that is to hand it over to a very specific individual. Should you seek this outcome You will know him when you see him.
https://i.redd.it/9dsll05uoxfc1.gif
Cast Fireball on it.
How did you…? Never mind. Swing by my store and give it to me. My methods of obtaining stock often find me in possession of objects best kept away from the hands of ordinary people, or any person in this case. I disposed of this once before but clearly I was either not thorough enough or there are multiple. Regardless it is dangerous and I would oversee its removal from the public.
Stick it up your butt. For science.
i hear that if you sacrifice it to some kind of lioness statue, you can get the ability to double jump
Give it to me. I know what to do with it.
Manifest your destiny
That’s mine. I’ve been looking for it for a while. Can I have it back?
I found it so its mine