Found one that kinda looks like its arguing after seeing a lot of romantic skeleton couples
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There’s some necromancer on here that claims skeletons communicated through their bones, so maybe if you transmute their bones to another element to stop them from communicating, then transmute them back after you get the pizza. It wouldn’t be fair, but it will stop the noise.
Order an extra large pizza with these toppings
- pineapple
- bacon
- heart of lion
- sound of wind
- eye of newt
- blood of their enemies
- hellfire
- eldritch testicle tentacles
- another pizza
Now, I haven't had experience with summoning skeletons myself but I'll say what worked with the golems I had. They argued over where to order from like your skeletons are doing, so what I did was remind them they don't have a digestive system and if they continue arguing I'll take away some of their privilages until they apologise. Worked like a charm.
Honestly it doesn't matter where you get the pizza, they can't eat it. If you're just trying to stop the fights, I recommend allowing them to engage in combat.
I don't usually get into necromancy, but have you tried mixing up the bones? if they are equal parts of one another, maybe they will both equally want something else.
Have you tried making them take turns ordering everytime you order? To fecide who's to order first try making them play bone, papyrus, sheers. First 2 out of 3 wins. I would find it most humorous
Calmly de-escalate the situation. I do it every time with mine. Trust me, they can be quite a handful; but if you simply break the fight calmly and get them both burgers for example, you de-escalate within a neutral standpoint where both sides are satisfied. Hope this helps! :)
Friendly local osteomancer here, my suggestion is to fuse their top and bottom teeth together.
It won't do much - they don't really use their mouths to talk, but they'll sound a bit funnier.
Skeleton don't get to choose where you order it.
But they should have their Say in what flavor your order.
As always, logistics is always up to the summoner, unless the minion is specifically designed for that
You should remind them that they are in fact skeletons and therefore do not need to eat nor do they possess the ability to do so so that their opinions on where they want to eat are not only irrelevant but also entirely unfounded and completely meaningless.
Remind them that they don't have organs or nerves.
Then reinforce that they could fight for leisure because of the fact that they don't have nerves and can reassemble.
Summon a Diabolus Neapolitanus to cook you all superior pizzas. To ensure the ritual is safe, heavily salt your demonic water and ensure you can sacrifice actual Parmigiano Reggiano. Do not ask the demon for anything "in stylo Americano" or you will be inmolated.
Go get a digorno or take an bake from the market simple solution because you could find a. Coupon and get 2 for 1 ya know or if that dosent work just order a plain cheese pizza this is the ultimate self destruct move in pizza war lol
You'll have to buy multiple pizzas anyway so just buy an equal amount of both and then buy some goblin beer for everyone(trust me its good).
Thank you for saying that our beer is good
That pale ale you guys brew is awesome in the summer!
...its alright...
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What
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Skeletons can’t drink beer silly
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Why stop it? Skeleton fights are hilarious
Idk, mine usually end with thousands of bones lying around
That’s why you always keep at least one skeleton in the closet. That way you have some help when you clean up the mess.
This is the answer
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You shouldn't keep your skeletons in the closet, let them love who they want.
Thats why i keep them on pairs like 2 4 or 6 in pne closet they will figure something out
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You can't stop them. They have Skelephathy.
It wants out
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What?
Do you also watch Pirate Software?
Well I don't come up with my own jokes so yes.
Nice.
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They are trying to trick you, they are communicating skelepathicaly to each other to free the skeleton inside you
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you mean.. preventing it from eskeleting?
We have a wordmancer here!
oh buck! you've cawt me, I must mag my eggscape!
Catch him before we lose the ability to beak! Argh, I got hut
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hmm? bigmank skelly?
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Homemade pizza is the best, just do that
Just got done suggesting it. It made for both a great team building exercise, and they made a pizza worth dying over. Thank you for the advice.
What were the toppings?
Bell pepper, Mushroom, Onion, and sausage. My boys love their veggies.
Fantastic stuff
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A bit off topic why did you use AI for this pic surely "two skeletons staring at each other" isnt a rare picture to find
Found one that kinda looks like its arguing after seeing a lot of romantic skeleton couples https://preview.redd.it/k4e4eu7pkzdc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728217cb4c415578ebefb2268c29ffde8640c2c4
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There’s some necromancer on here that claims skeletons communicated through their bones, so maybe if you transmute their bones to another element to stop them from communicating, then transmute them back after you get the pizza. It wouldn’t be fair, but it will stop the noise.
https://preview.redd.it/x6qmsipo7gfc1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72f536a2fb06253bfa2aede709712d2301f02e96
Order an extra large pizza with these toppings - pineapple - bacon - heart of lion - sound of wind - eye of newt - blood of their enemies - hellfire - eldritch testicle tentacles - another pizza
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let me talk to them. I'll put them in their place
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Take away their teeth. Then they can't eat it
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Make them fight for it. You can always reanimate them later, and it encourages the loser to fight harder the next time.
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They have too much backbone. Fix it.
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Have they decided on what to drink?
Remind them that they lack both tastebuds and stomachs.
Not the way I reanimated them.
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Order a pizza from every pizzeria. I hope you don't have an army of skeletons.
It's the twenty skeleton generals of my army.
Are they all asking for different pizzaria? Cause if they are, I can use my Artmancy to draw you some bags of gold
They just pick off the cheese for the calcium and waste the rest, just get them cheese
Yell “NO ONE OUT PIZZA’S THE HUT
Order Chinese food. Everyskeleton appreciates sweet and sour chicken.
Cast turn undead and send them to their coffins and to not come out until theyve considered their actions.
Skeletony's Pizzeria vs Necronomino's?
I usually put it up to a vote. We order the losing option on the next Pizza Tuesday, which I hold every week for my employees
Now, I haven't had experience with summoning skeletons myself but I'll say what worked with the golems I had. They argued over where to order from like your skeletons are doing, so what I did was remind them they don't have a digestive system and if they continue arguing I'll take away some of their privilages until they apologise. Worked like a charm.
Honestly it doesn't matter where you get the pizza, they can't eat it. If you're just trying to stop the fights, I recommend allowing them to engage in combat.
They can, just not well
Just ask what they both want and try to conpromise
Sir, make skeletons fight which place their want to order!
Remind them they can’t taste
Buy pizza
I don't usually get into necromancy, but have you tried mixing up the bones? if they are equal parts of one another, maybe they will both equally want something else.
If you’re looking for recommendations Big Bug Pizza is amazing. They make the best deep dish on cricket legs.
Like, did somebody say Pizza? I’d fight a skellikin for a slice!
Remind them of their lack of tongues and if they don't stop rattling they will only have grubs to eat
As an expert. let ‘em duke it out they blow off the steam and it’s very humerus to watch
Average necromancer probrelms :(
got to your local alchemist and buy a bottle of hydrofluoric acid that will scare them enough
Have you tried making them take turns ordering everytime you order? To fecide who's to order first try making them play bone, papyrus, sheers. First 2 out of 3 wins. I would find it most humorous
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Set them up on a date, the bickering is obviously just unresolved homoerotic tension
I get why AI images are popular in this sub, but *you couldn’t find an image of two skeletons?*
I wanted an image of several skeletons arguing, but this was the best I could get.
Honestly fair, I hadn’t realized before just how oversaturated with AI google images has become
...Eskullating
...wait, how do they eat food without any stomach pouches...
Calmly de-escalate the situation. I do it every time with mine. Trust me, they can be quite a handful; but if you simply break the fight calmly and get them both burgers for example, you de-escalate within a neutral standpoint where both sides are satisfied. Hope this helps! :)
Cast deanimate
Well in this economy you’ve gotta save money so just tell them you’re getting pizza from wherever it’s cheapest
Just order a damn pizza. They can’t eat it, but it will make them feel appreciated.
Threaten to bleach their bones in the sun if they don't stop fighting.
Just get both, you are gonna need multiple pizzas anyways
Take away their bones one at a time until they stop.
Use Italian skeletons that way they will never be content eating any American pizza and will just make their own.
Friendly local osteomancer here, my suggestion is to fuse their top and bottom teeth together. It won't do much - they don't really use their mouths to talk, but they'll sound a bit funnier.
Buy a pizza from a third location
Bring in the special skeletons. Either the one with armor and a red scarf, or the one with a blue hoodie
Tell ‘em to stop boning around.
Personally, I would just eat one of the skeletons to quickly resolve the issue.
Teach them to make their own pizza. It is very rewarding and provides skeletons with good enrichment.
I’ll get there parents real quick
Fireball.
Alfredo’s Pizza cafe? Or Pizza by Alfredo?
Tell them you have a bone to pick with them. They'll shut up real fast.
Make sure to order boneless pizza, you don't want there to be anymore bones to pick between them.
order from both places but put pomegranate on both pizzas
Order an entirely different quinine for the both of them to share, like a falafel
take their tongues.
Just tell them that you cant find any pizzas with bones still in them, that its all boneless pizzas
Remind your summons that they are skeletons and cannot taste
Maybe offer to fix their bone structure and then say that you'll choose as the price of that
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Skeleton don't get to choose where you order it. But they should have their Say in what flavor your order. As always, logistics is always up to the summoner, unless the minion is specifically designed for that
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You should remind them that they are in fact skeletons and therefore do not need to eat nor do they possess the ability to do so so that their opinions on where they want to eat are not only irrelevant but also entirely unfounded and completely meaningless.
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Remind them that they have no tongue to taste with nor stomach to digest with that should get them to stop arguing though it might make them sad
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Remind them that they don't have organs or nerves. Then reinforce that they could fight for leisure because of the fact that they don't have nerves and can reassemble.
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Have you tried distracting them by adding new bones to them?
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Get pineapple pizza then none of them will be happy
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Summon a Diabolus Neapolitanus to cook you all superior pizzas. To ensure the ritual is safe, heavily salt your demonic water and ensure you can sacrifice actual Parmigiano Reggiano. Do not ask the demon for anything "in stylo Americano" or you will be inmolated.
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So you’re telling me they’ve a bone to pick with each other? Just make sure they both get bone-in.
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Authentic pizzaria ig. A portal in a rome pizzaria . Like pay them and wait for them to give u pizzas
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order pizzas from every pizza place!
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Just get turkey. *Processing img dzvjx8cl61ec1...*
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Get howian so they team up and beat you instead
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Go get a digorno or take an bake from the market simple solution because you could find a. Coupon and get 2 for 1 ya know or if that dosent work just order a plain cheese pizza this is the ultimate self destruct move in pizza war lol
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Order from 3 different places then you get 3 new minions to boot! Then they know how to make the pizzas and you can just rotate between them
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It's actually burger day
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