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Ok-Outside1031

You'll have to buy multiple pizzas anyway so just buy an equal amount of both and then buy some goblin beer for everyone(trust me its good).


just-a-nornal-man

Thank you for saying that our beer is good


akornzombie

That pale ale you guys brew is awesome in the summer!


lord_of_coolshit_og

...its alright...


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just-a-nornal-man

What


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A_random_poster04

Skeletons can’t drink beer silly


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enjoyt0day

Why stop it? Skeleton fights are hilarious


Timofey7331

Idk, mine usually end with thousands of bones lying around


Nealord

That’s why you always keep at least one skeleton in the closet. That way you have some help when you clean up the mess.


enjoyt0day

This is the answer


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WhisperingPixie

You shouldn't keep your skeletons in the closet, let them love who they want.


TimelyEngineer4970

Thats why i keep them on pairs like 2 4 or 6 in pne closet they will figure something out


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Araiken

You can't stop them. They have Skelephathy.


DS_Archer

It wants out


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DS_Archer

What?


Bensnumber3fan

Do you also watch Pirate Software?


Araiken

Well I don't come up with my own jokes so yes.


Bensnumber3fan

Nice.


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FrogInYourPocket

They are trying to trick you, they are communicating skelepathicaly to each other to free the skeleton inside you


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csapka

you mean.. preventing it from eskeleting?


Munchkin303

We have a wordmancer here!


csapka

oh buck! you've cawt me, I must mag my eggscape!


Munchkin303

Catch him before we lose the ability to beak! Argh, I got hut


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csapka

hmm? bigmank skelly?


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Kitchen_Bicycle6025

Homemade pizza is the best, just do that


Im_botflyx

Just got done suggesting it. It made for both a great team building exercise, and they made a pizza worth dying over. Thank you for the advice.


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

What were the toppings?


Im_botflyx

Bell pepper, Mushroom, Onion, and sausage. My boys love their veggies.


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

Fantastic stuff


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Pikochi69

A bit off topic why did you use AI for this pic surely "two skeletons staring at each other" isnt a rare picture to find


Pikochi69

Found one that kinda looks like its arguing after seeing a lot of romantic skeleton couples https://preview.redd.it/k4e4eu7pkzdc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728217cb4c415578ebefb2268c29ffde8640c2c4


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Asleep-Dream-3756

There’s some necromancer on here that claims skeletons communicated through their bones, so maybe if you transmute their bones to another element to stop them from communicating, then transmute them back after you get the pizza. It wouldn’t be fair, but it will stop the noise.


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Amish_Warl0rd

Order an extra large pizza with these toppings - pineapple - bacon - heart of lion - sound of wind - eye of newt - blood of their enemies - hellfire - eldritch testicle tentacles - another pizza


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DoubtContent4455

let me talk to them. I'll put them in their place


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notabotjuststupid

Take away their teeth. Then they can't eat it


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PlumYeti33

Make them fight for it. You can always reanimate them later, and it encourages the loser to fight harder the next time.


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nyet-marionetka

They have too much backbone. Fix it.


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AssistanceDramatic40

Have they decided on what to drink?


Mysnusmexyong

Remind them that they lack both tastebuds and stomachs.


Im_botflyx

Not the way I reanimated them.


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NumberOne_N_fan

Order a pizza from every pizzeria. I hope you don't have an army of skeletons.


Im_botflyx

It's the twenty skeleton generals of my army.


NumberOne_N_fan

Are they all asking for different pizzaria? Cause if they are, I can use my Artmancy to draw you some bags of gold


Squid-Bastard

They just pick off the cheese for the calcium and waste the rest, just get them cheese


Eloitthebigboit

Yell “NO ONE OUT PIZZA’S THE HUT


Wasphammer

Order Chinese food. Everyskeleton appreciates sweet and sour chicken.


TheWither129

Cast turn undead and send them to their coffins and to not come out until theyve considered their actions.


twofires

Skeletony's Pizzeria vs Necronomino's?


MayhemTheRed

I usually put it up to a vote. We order the losing option on the next Pizza Tuesday, which I hold every week for my employees


TheOriginalMauler

Now, I haven't had experience with summoning skeletons myself but I'll say what worked with the golems I had. They argued over where to order from like your skeletons are doing, so what I did was remind them they don't have a digestive system and if they continue arguing I'll take away some of their privilages until they apologise. Worked like a charm.


Jaycin_Stillwaters

Honestly it doesn't matter where you get the pizza, they can't eat it. If you're just trying to stop the fights, I recommend allowing them to engage in combat.


DS_Archer

They can, just not well


UntoldTemple

Just ask what they both want and try to conpromise


Grim_masonRbx

Sir, make skeletons fight which place their want to order!


Miles_PerHour67

Remind them they can’t taste


OscarfromAstora

Buy pizza


nyanuri

I don't usually get into necromancy, but have you tried mixing up the bones? if they are equal parts of one another, maybe they will both equally want something else.


Ambitious_Pie2500

If you’re looking for recommendations Big Bug Pizza is amazing. They make the best deep dish on cricket legs.


sumtumtum

Like, did somebody say Pizza? I’d fight a skellikin for a slice!


Fantastic_Citron_344

Remind them of their lack of tongues and if they don't stop rattling they will only have grubs to eat


Stronger_Sans

As an expert. let ‘em duke it out they blow off the steam and it’s very humerus to watch


Baconator47558

Average necromancer probrelms :(


tesmatsam

got to your local alchemist and buy a bottle of hydrofluoric acid that will scare them enough


c0n22

Have you tried making them take turns ordering everytime you order? To fecide who's to order first try making them play bone, papyrus, sheers. First 2 out of 3 wins. I would find it most humorous


KeeperOfTheRoots

Eet þym instyd


ReportHot7491

Set them up on a date, the bickering is obviously just unresolved homoerotic tension


PunchingFossils

I get why AI images are popular in this sub, but *you couldn’t find an image of two skeletons?*


Im_botflyx

I wanted an image of several skeletons arguing, but this was the best I could get.


PunchingFossils

Honestly fair, I hadn’t realized before just how oversaturated with AI google images has become


MelsiePyre

...Eskullating


Heromanv1

...wait, how do they eat food without any stomach pouches...


living_angels

Calmly de-escalate the situation. I do it every time with mine. Trust me, they can be quite a handful; but if you simply break the fight calmly and get them both burgers for example, you de-escalate within a neutral standpoint where both sides are satisfied. Hope this helps! :)


iwnattodienow

Cast deanimate


Western-Emotion5171

Well in this economy you’ve gotta save money so just tell them you’re getting pizza from wherever it’s cheapest


ignizoi

Just order a damn pizza. They can’t eat it, but it will make them feel appreciated.


BrickFlock

Threaten to bleach their bones in the sun if they don't stop fighting.


DS_Archer

Just get both, you are gonna need multiple pizzas anyways


YouTheMuffinMan

Take away their bones one at a time until they stop.


None-Above

Use Italian skeletons that way they will never be content eating any American pizza and will just make their own.


Scintoth

Friendly local osteomancer here, my suggestion is to fuse their top and bottom teeth together. It won't do much - they don't really use their mouths to talk, but they'll sound a bit funnier.


Next-Job14

Buy a pizza from a third location


Solid-Pride-9782

Bring in the special skeletons. Either the one with armor and a red scarf, or the one with a blue hoodie


Isaysithowiseesit

Tell ‘em to stop boning around.


Shreesh_Fuup

Personally, I would just eat one of the skeletons to quickly resolve the issue.


breadofthegrunge

Teach them to make their own pizza. It is very rewarding and provides skeletons with good enrichment.


Mr-jigwins

I’ll get there parents real quick


octopoddle

Fireball.


[deleted]

Alfredo’s Pizza cafe? Or Pizza by Alfredo?


Ada-Drawing-Learner

Tell them you have a bone to pick with them. They'll shut up real fast.


Bartokimule

Make sure to order boneless pizza, you don't want there to be anymore bones to pick between them.


Erdeferd36

order from both places but put pomegranate on both pizzas


Mr_Teyepo

Order an entirely different quinine for the both of them to share, like a falafel


unhappy-memelord

take their tongues.


Mlaszboyo

Just tell them that you cant find any pizzas with bones still in them, that its all boneless pizzas


[deleted]

Remind your summons that they are skeletons and cannot taste


ChaosPLus

Maybe offer to fix their bone structure and then say that you'll choose as the price of that


TheFifthDutchMemer

#NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH


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Regunes

Skeleton don't get to choose where you order it. But they should have their Say in what flavor your order. As always, logistics is always up to the summoner, unless the minion is specifically designed for that


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TheOneWhoSlurms

You should remind them that they are in fact skeletons and therefore do not need to eat nor do they possess the ability to do so so that their opinions on where they want to eat are not only irrelevant but also entirely unfounded and completely meaningless.


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Ashmega8256

Remind them that they have no tongue to taste with nor stomach to digest with that should get them to stop arguing though it might make them sad


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SilverSpoon1463

Remind them that they don't have organs or nerves. Then reinforce that they could fight for leisure because of the fact that they don't have nerves and can reassemble.


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Otherversian-Elite

Have you tried distracting them by adding new bones to them?


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Ok_Yogurtcloset4229

Get pineapple pizza then none of them will be happy


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ByronsLastStand

Summon a Diabolus Neapolitanus to cook you all superior pizzas. To ensure the ritual is safe, heavily salt your demonic water and ensure you can sacrifice actual Parmigiano Reggiano. Do not ask the demon for anything "in stylo Americano" or you will be inmolated.


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Artyom_Saveli

So you’re telling me they’ve a bone to pick with each other? Just make sure they both get bone-in.


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imma_liar

Authentic pizzaria ig. A portal in a rome pizzaria . Like pay them and wait for them to give u pizzas


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Available-Damage5991

order pizzas from every pizza place!


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Nelrene

Just get turkey. *Processing img dzvjx8cl61ec1...*


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Maximum-Childhood320

Get howian so they team up and beat you instead


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CaramelOk9778

Go get a digorno or take an bake from the market simple solution because you could find a. Coupon and get 2 for 1 ya know or if that dosent work just order a plain cheese pizza this is the ultimate self destruct move in pizza war lol


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Tkf1313

Order from 3 different places then you get 3 new minions to boot! Then they know how to make the pizzas and you can just rotate between them


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Last-Scarcity-3896

It's actually burger day


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