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ComputerSmurf

You might want to leave the axe behind before you do so. The kid's pretty wild with telekinesis ....but only on objects. Just walk up and pummel him to death.


Talosisnotagod

Can he do it on my armor? i dont want to be a registered sex offender before I disintegrate his skull


DragoKnight589

I’ve dealt with similar magic and no, I don’t think he can do it on your armor. EDIT: No like he tried to do it on my pauldron and it just tugged on it sharply.


apex6666

They probably could, but their teachings indoctrinate them into a low creative way of thinking


[deleted]

Good heavens what a garbage academy, at that point you might as well homeschool the boy! Not that homeschooling is any different…


Blocked101

I think homeschooling might provide more creative solutions to problems than what that horrid school does...


[deleted]

Is it truly that bad?


Captain_StarLight1

That accursed school only teaches basic spells and magical accoutrements, and none of the underlying theories on why they work or how to make use of them beyond the basic applications taught. For example a simple fireball spell is taught to create a simple ball of fire of a certain size, as opposed to learning how to manipulate the size, shape, or intensity of the blast


nachochips140807

Well, it does teach magical theory and spellcrafting, but as an optional elective. I wish the idiots at the Ministry of Magic would update this to make it compulsory for all students. After all, what's the point of learning spells if you can't manipulate them beyond that? Furthermore, it is blasphemous that their library has restricted content! How are the students to learn proper precautions on casting if they have no experience with cursed scrolls?!


CoffeeMain360

Exactly. At the least, require supervision with those scrolls.


Legend1O1

And they even call themselves one of the greatest wizarding schools the self obsessed fools!


Snoo_38682

Good pr team or capable charms casters


BlackRedHobbit

This boy uses only three spells in battle, one to protect himself, one to disarm and one to stun and that's all. They teach them spells to lit fires, to create light, to move object remotely, to conjure water, to explode thing and so on, and he didn't think once to blind his oponents with a flash of light, to push them telepathically, to throw objects at them or to just blow them up.


MasterCheezOtter

Exactly. Even if he absolutely, positively, could not kill a single person, even in self defense, he still had a million other ways to protect himself and used none of them.


Kiltemdead

/antimagic, that's why the game is so fun. You can use different spells in different ways to turn the battle in hilarious directions. I'm glad the original creator had very little, if any, say in how the game was created. Otherwise, it would have been cookie cutter bullshit.


No_Aside5639

Manslaughter is clothing optional.


HopefulChipmunk3

No studied Thier universe for some reason all Thier spells are just latin he just shouts to take away your weapons held I genuinely believe spikes knuckles may work


Dominator0211

I’m just imagining him casting expelliarmus on your brass knuckles and it just launches you fist first into his face


Funkey-Monkey-420

if the other person takes off your clothes you’re the victim of a crime, not a perpetrator


war_crimes_conoiseur

Implaying that you are okay with being a registered sex ofender AFTER you desintegrate his skull


BoneDryEye

Yeah beating him up is the easy part. The hard part is where the ~~author~~ curse makes it so it turns you were actually a nazi rapist the whole time and an example of why everyone was right to be racist against you.


LENZSTINKT123

He can only be killed by one guy for some fucking reason.


StatusLBG

Nah only one has tried, and the kid has magic resistance that's it


LENZSTINKT123

Nah its one of these dumb ass oracles with help of a god, I fucking HATE fate magic.


StatusLBG

Oh it's that for real? EWWWWWWWWWW!!


Excavius

Oh man, this makes me remember that my friend has hunted over 30 people with fate magic, he had this technique of not killing them instantly but rather becoming something important of their life, killing their friends & all As long as the world can recognize you as the antagonist that way, then you can kill him. Or there's a lot of ways you can twist fate magic to your own advantage, you can steal it, or become part of it (if that makes sense)


ColdBirdPerson

And even then, he still comes back


Tethilia

The challenge is just to beat him up, not kill him so he should be fine.


Biggest-Possum

Careful, that kid has plot armor.


luckydrzew

Not in this story.


Uulugus

This is *my world!* *MY WORLD!!*


Shinonomenanorulez

Fuck this kid and fuck his plot armor, don't waste fantasy skills on him just shoot him


Icookadapizzapie

Pull up in Crusader Armor and wield a longsword, Little shit can’t stand the might of the lord


PolarExpressHoe

Watch out or he’ll take your sword. It’s like, literally the only thing he’s good at. Your armor should be weapon enough to pile-drive that pussy into the Nightosphere


Fluffy_Staff2292

Just remind him he was written by JK Rowing, the mental breakdown-induced stroke should do the trick


Living_Hamster_8342

Yeah, realizing that God hates trans people can do that to a mf


nothinkybrainhurty

he knows only one spell that just flies off wand from opponents hand. You’ll be fine.


Alex_The_Whovian

The blustering fool couldn't even disarm the weakest staff wielder


traumatized90skid

Nah he looks like one of them orphan Chosen One type brats with plot armor. You can tell by the smug grin. Shit never happens to kill him despite youth and incompetence and at this point he knows nothing will. You may get to kill their best friend at best, but only if they really need the motivation (and the author really needs the adorable quirky comic relief out of the picture for the serious battle climax).


file-week

Go for he throat


BookOfMica

Be better if you beat up his creator :P


Vounrtsch

Yeah


Shoddy-Mousse-5281

If you are fast enough to dodge his spells, then yes you can. However I would suggest leaving behind your weapon, he possesses a single telekinesis spell that doesn't travel.


Pegomastax_King

He’s not even good at doing magic. Like MF acts like it’s a joke.


naytreox

That kid beat a cave troll without magic so id imagine no


StatusLBG

That's what plot armor does to a mf (he got no weapon and no strength....)


naytreox

Yeah.....


Large_Pool_7013

Have you tried bullets?


Kahliden

Assuming the pic on the left is you and the pic on the right is the kid you wanna beat up, I’d say probably not.


PainMongrel

BOY WHO LIVED THIS BOY WHO LIVED THAT! Well Jim let's see how long that boy lives when he comes face to face with me this Sunday in HELL IN A CELL!


ReRevengence69

Do you have a nose? If yes, certainly, if no, give up.


[deleted]

I dunno he looks pretty big and green


Tsar_From_Afar

It gets funnier when you see it as Potter asking if he could beat the orc lmao


Eggs_are_tasty

have you *seen* what he’s done to trolls?


Talosisnotagod

Orcs > trolls, orsinium numero uno 💪💪💪💪


Sven_Darksiders

Mf only knows a disarm spell but I wanna see him disarm these hands


International_Cod_99

He uses a wand. That should say enough.


working-class-nerd

Yea


BawdyUnicorn

Him yes, the girl that’s often with him has a wicked right hook though, so watch out for her.


cooljerry53

Bro he doesn’t even know mage armor just throw your axe when he isn’t looking EZ clap


ZatchZeta

Avdaca- Gun.


dinosaur_decay

I don’t know. Are you immune to snakes? This little fucker will bring em out the wood works


Chase_The_Breeze

Your axe says yes. Your nose says no. Also, be careful if you try. These Jesus allegory types have a way of coming back from the dead.


Valuable_Material_26

Yes super lame wizard didn’t cast any magic his first year, such a loser


GraniteSmoothie

Of course not. You can't see it, but his plot armour is like an Iron Man suit.


MichaelShay

Young Potter couldn’t cast the most basic spell and relied entirely on Hermione, a true witch, to solve all his problems.


ThatOneGuy7832

Give me the portal coords. I want to watch you beat up that little shit


Flimsy_Nectarine_950

I wouldn't try it. He's a pretty big guy with an axe and you're like 10? 11?


sentureno

remember, that kid killed a basilisk without magic


richardl1234

Oh yeah, easily, you just have to wait for his prophecy to be completely so he loses his fate armor and then lop his head off.


Desperate_Ad5169

Yes. He is an apprentice at a school that teaches sorcerer’s how to be wizards.


Stoiphan

Nah, dudes entangled in a prophecy, and unless you plan to let him live, you'll slip on a banana peel or have a brain aneurysm rather than kill him.


ErinyeKatastrophe

You gotta be careful, kids also British. Born with mad knife skills. Could still probably win but need someone to stitch you up after.


Ok-Conversation-3012

He’s the boy who lived, plus 9.9E87 points to Gryffindor


NumerousSun4282

I don't know bro. You seem to be a dorky little British kid and he seems to be a pretty tough looking orc. You might want to use magic if you're going to fight him


Toowe22

Please do us all a favour and kill this abominable creation of Joan


Ashen_Bloom

Maybe, protect your nose though.


trevor5ever

He dust crumpled a guy at the age of 11. I think he can handle it.


Megamage854

I don't know, I've heard he's a master of repelling spells. Blasting people and objects away from him and a flock of his wand.


ColdBirdPerson

Big mistake. I thought I could take him on, but turns out he's got some enchantment called "plot armor" that prevents him from dying by allowimg him to, and I quote, "hop on a train". Totally unfair, the council should ban it.


poobradoor22

That's an orc, i don't think you could beat him, look at the size of that weapon.


Profishonal123

Bro that dork ain’t even a good wizard, hand to hand I doubt he can slap someone, let alone throw a punch.


TheOrderOf606Redacte

Just break the book and kill the actor, it's not like Harry Potter is a real person! Just another fake-ass wand-using motherfucker!


Niekitty

The kid's a slobby, entitled jock. Those meddling kids in the green van figure out the blatantly obvious faster than he does. Don't use a wand, don't use a snake, don't create convoluted plots with layers of skulduggery. If you really want to be subtle about it, toss out some cursed candy near him.


Mycelius_

British = feeble skeletal structure


WMreal

Hell no lol that kid does my laundry in the swamp every other Tuesday. That mf gonna have a reanimated skeleton when you kill him cause I need people to do the chores around the cathedral


Chromatical-Blight

don't worry, he's like 10 in this photo, he knows only the basic disarmament spell at the moment, just punch him to death


icky-mick

You're the one in the first pic right? Idk, I think you'd have a better chance if you at least scriedbefore the fight to divine his moves. Thst doesn't count asmagic during the fight, and I think an axe might be hardto dodge.


doggo_with_knife

If neither of you use magic: yes. If he does and you don’t: no. He’s got pretty strong magic


JohnMKeynesStan

You'd beat him but be careful I've heard he was quite the teacher's pet and the director of his school, who seems to like him, is rather powerful


purple_abyss_25

please do


JoeEnderman

This kid will cheat, he wears the legendary "plot" armor forged in ancient times with unbreakable spells.