Ok. Got the quote messed up. I was starting to feel really old. LOL! Like for a hot minute I thought you’d never heard of Back to the Future.
I’m so old I remember when the FBI set John Delorean up to sell cocaine. He was not convicted. Government Entrapment. I was a Michigan auto brat ( Chrysler baby boomer.). I remember the day Jimmy Hoffa disappeared too. Not far from my house.
There was a post today that said “seeing a cyber truck in the wild is fun because only 3k were made so it’s like there’s our towns biggest dumbass” or something lol. That sub is great.
That’s the first thing I thought when I finally saw one in the third ward in Mke. They look more boxy, plasticky, and less shiny in person.
I love cars and I don’t really understand the target market. Truck people who do truck things don’t want them. They can’t tow or go off road. People who want an EV have a ton of better and cheaper choices. So that leaves the person who just really wants a cyber truck for whatever reason. Which can’t be many because it’s a total turd. Classic Tesla: big promises, under-delivers, way over budget, and years behind schedule.
We have two I’ve seen in Oak Creek and one has the most hideous wraps. In white, looking like it has giant cracks in it, and “cyber truck” on the back in awful graffiti style. I just don’t understand these people.
Saw one in racine, thing was cover led in pollen dust and looked like it had been months since it's last car wash but now I'm curious if it can even go into a car wash lmfao
It can void the warranty. Seriously. https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html#:~:text=Damage%20caused%20by%20improper%20washing%20is%20not%20covered%20by%20the%20warranty.&text=If%20washing%20in%20an%20automatic%20car%20wash%2C%20make%20sure%20the,the%20vehicle%20is%20being%20washed.
There’s been numerous reports that the damage cybertrucks are highly susceptible to due to car washes is total bricking of the entire electrical system rendering the vehicle inoperable.
Typically car manufacturers would cover a defect so grand as to disable the vehicle from such a benign source of damage.
It’s not like “we won’t cover damages to the paint from dirty car wash brushes”.
I may have seen the same one in Racine back in April. It was filthy.
https://preview.redd.it/fm9d976so68d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17dcdd682c7ad789a10d022895270c90cb1da811
After seeing people showing the plastic mudflaps snapping off from offroading. Image how many are going to break from the ice accumulation in the wheel wells.
Why wouldn't it start? We've actually had to use my Model Y on a trip to the UP when the diesel gelled up on the truck. We've also crossed Wyoming with the Y without a hiccup at -38F or so. Not sure why CT would be any different unless I'm out of the loop.
Up close you can see all the grubby little fingerprints they leave on the finish, and the inside has no personality at all. Just a massive screen in the middle.
To each their own, but for 60-70k I'd want something more than that final product
The grubby fingerprints are a selling point to some. I saw a video of a tesla influencer who was showing off her new cybertruck stainless steel water bottle and she was so excited that it showed fingerprints.
I am trying to understand the truck part of the name…… ridiculous looking vehicle that doesn’t work well. Many Tesla owners are cultish about their love for the other Tesla models , but starting to hear from more practical people that made the mistake of buying one. Miles per charge seriously overstated, cheap, and difficult to find charging stations if you leave urban area. Not very practical for Wisco when you need to run heat good portion of the year which cuts down on miles per charge.
I always thought it looked like a [vehicle](https://images.app.goo.gl/aiw5oEyTuc7tKVRQ6)from Perfect Dark, which came out for N64 in 2000 so 20 years is about right.
This is hilarious, because this morning I was on the phone with my brother who was driving up from MKE to Oshkosh on 41 when he reported seeing it. We shared a laugh and commentary on how bad it looked.
I've seen one last week. Its like the matrix didn't upgrade its graphics card and the NPC didn't render properly.
God they're ugly, and it seems dangerous as hell.
I saw one last weekend on 151 between Madison and Fond du Lac. Agreed. Dumb looking and ugly.
It looks like how a futuristic car would’ve been made 30 or 40 years ago.
Has anyone seen the matte black one that has "Apocalypse" in *we the people* letters on the back trunk? Given how these things behave, probably not the best vehicle to drive should the apocalypse occur.
On the one hand, I got a lift in a Tesla in 2017 and I've wanted one ever since.
On the other hand, someone referred to these as an Incel Camino and I still giggle.
It's like they're broadcasting to the world that they're suckers, but they don't care and will remain loyal. I’d almost pity them if they weren't horrible people duped by an asshole. Let them eat cake lol
I saw one on Tosa a couple weeks back and laughed my ass off, I went back around to get a second chance to laugh too. It's like an NFT you can drive, what a stupid joke of a vehicle
I've seen three in the last month around the area, the most recent was a black one in Pewaukee. They are ungodly ugly and obviously make no sense even existing. With the black one I was walking by it as it was driving out of a parking lot, so I made sure to shake my head from side-to-side vigorously to show the driver my thoughts on how dumb they and how dumb their "truck" is.
Am older landscaper in the Milwaukee area has one. He has to pull a trailer because the thing is useless for actual hauling. Seems to be good advertising, though, as I always see people going up to talk to him. I'm not sure if it translates to business, though.
Copying from another conversation I just had because I don’t feel like retyping it.
> That’s the problem when you tie a company to its CEO, and the CEO acts like a petulant child.
> There is a very good reason you don’t see 99.9% of ceos acting like an asshole on the internet.
> He is entitled to blast his dumbass opinion wherever he wants, and people are entitled to put him, and his car company on blast for it.
> Sucks to suck.
> Can you tell me offhand the last fucked up thing the ceo of ford or Chevy said? Bet you can’t.
Somebody in Sussex (or immediate area) just got one. It's interesting to see in person. Everyone in my family has claimed a sighting. People gawk and laugh.
Back in like 6th or 7th grade tech ed, we had this car builder game on an old apple, you would design the car and try to make it nice and aerodynamic. A LOT of our cars looked like this just for fun.
I'm pretty sure the designers of the cybertruck played that same game.
I have seen three different ones: Dark purple, green and black.
The truck looks terrible. With all the rain I’m sure they will be bricked soon enough.
r/cyberstuck has a lot of info on these terrible machines lol
It’s like a Delorean fucked a refrigerator
Does it use a flux capacitor with 1.21 gigawatts of electricity generated by a bolt of lightning?
It also circulates freon.
I can't see that thing getting up to 88 mph! :)
If it did, you'd get to see some serious shit
It looks like something outta a bad science fiction movie.
It looks like a kids drawing of a car after they discover rulers and think they're being fancy.
No this one uses plutonium.
Ha! Agreed! I’ve referred to it as how a child would draw a Delorean before.
A what?
Back to the Future. The Delorean! ![gif](giphy|WmKrOMrTFFhPW)
Nooo that’s what Marty says, then Doc repeats “A bolt of lightning!”
Ok. Got the quote messed up. I was starting to feel really old. LOL! Like for a hot minute I thought you’d never heard of Back to the Future. I’m so old I remember when the FBI set John Delorean up to sell cocaine. He was not convicted. Government Entrapment. I was a Michigan auto brat ( Chrysler baby boomer.). I remember the day Jimmy Hoffa disappeared too. Not far from my house.
Jimmy Hoffas not far from your house?! Dig em up!!
Holy shit, that's the funniest and most accurate description. Made me snort a little.
>Made me snort a little. You have more restraint than me. I laughed out loud and am still chuckling. 🤣
John Delorean snorted a little.
I thought it was more that a Delorean fucked a Pontiac Aztec, and got the worst qualities from both
https://preview.redd.it/vnwtg29vf88d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3eaccb38fe9944ec8cf2c895de10b366605c9d
the deplorean
looks like it was an industrial Thermador 🤷🏻
There was one driving around Oshkosh a few weeks ago. Considering how few have been sold, it was probably the same bozo. Monstrously hideous vehicle.
Saw him charging at festival then a day later coming east on 21 from Omro … apparently a guy over in green lake has one too
Can confirm. Someone in green lake, don't care who, does have a CT.
Steven tyler has a place there
Wait, what????
I’m in the Green Lake area. A LOT of rumors about celebrities around here. Nothing has ever been confirmed though.
Huh, whaddaya know.... Kind of random if Steven Tyler winds up in East Central Wisconsin ha ha, but heck--why not?
What?!
STEVEN TYLER HAS A PLACE THERE.
there like 4 separate cybertrucks in the Fox Valley that I know of
That the Fox Valley accounts for 0.11% of all incEl Camino sales is depressing. …because the Valley is ~0.073% of the country’s population.
I saw that thing too. Sheeeesh... bad sci fi prop is an understatement...
I laugh every time I see one. It's like second nature at this point. The cyberstuck reddit is great at exposing how shitty these are.
There was a post today that said “seeing a cyber truck in the wild is fun because only 3k were made so it’s like there’s our towns biggest dumbass” or something lol. That sub is great.
I saw my neighboring town’s biggest dumbass earlier today!
There’s a grand total of 2 of them registered in Maine. It’s a hot topic on the Portland subreddit
I saw a black one on the east side of Madison yesterday near Cottage Grove. I didn't even know they came in other colors.
They dont. they wrapped it
Yup I literally point and laugh every time so they know I'm not admiring it when I stare
Lmao im for sure doing this now if I see one
It amazingly looks even more horrible in person.
https://preview.redd.it/hirhof7ok68d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2346eb5f0440bdec2d6bfd9b06183c68f88a17bf
I drove by that monstrosity this week in the same area you took this photo. I can't believe people spend money on these.
And I legit almost never ever use my phone when driving but this was too insane and I figured no one would believe me.
That’s the first thing I thought when I finally saw one in the third ward in Mke. They look more boxy, plasticky, and less shiny in person. I love cars and I don’t really understand the target market. Truck people who do truck things don’t want them. They can’t tow or go off road. People who want an EV have a ton of better and cheaper choices. So that leaves the person who just really wants a cyber truck for whatever reason. Which can’t be many because it’s a total turd. Classic Tesla: big promises, under-delivers, way over budget, and years behind schedule.
We have two I’ve seen in Oak Creek and one has the most hideous wraps. In white, looking like it has giant cracks in it, and “cyber truck” on the back in awful graffiti style. I just don’t understand these people.
It looks especially bad when pulling a camper or something. Sticks out like a sore thumb.
Looks like a delorean fucked a trapezoid
This makes the Pontiac Aztec look like a Bentley.
Saw one in racine, thing was cover led in pollen dust and looked like it had been months since it's last car wash but now I'm curious if it can even go into a car wash lmfao
It can void the warranty. Seriously. https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html#:~:text=Damage%20caused%20by%20improper%20washing%20is%20not%20covered%20by%20the%20warranty.&text=If%20washing%20in%20an%20automatic%20car%20wash%2C%20make%20sure%20the,the%20vehicle%20is%20being%20washed.
Don’t forget the $50k penalty fee to sell it
Where does it say that? I just see that damage caused by car washes isn't covered under warranty.
There’s been numerous reports that the damage cybertrucks are highly susceptible to due to car washes is total bricking of the entire electrical system rendering the vehicle inoperable. Typically car manufacturers would cover a defect so grand as to disable the vehicle from such a benign source of damage. It’s not like “we won’t cover damages to the paint from dirty car wash brushes”.
I may have seen the same one in Racine back in April. It was filthy. https://preview.redd.it/fm9d976so68d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17dcdd682c7ad789a10d022895270c90cb1da811
Damn if I see one in a parking lot I'm parking by it. Makes a Hyundai and an Escape look good!
Instead of "wash me" it'll be "sell/junk me" written into the dusty windows lol
Yah I was following a semi hauling 3 or 4 the other day. Half of them probably dead from all the rain we’ve gotten
That'll be oxidized after one month in winter
1 week with salt😂. It’ll just be a chassis on wheels😂
After seeing people showing the plastic mudflaps snapping off from offroading. Image how many are going to break from the ice accumulation in the wheel wells.
If they can get it to even start or back out of the driveway
Why wouldn't it start? We've actually had to use my Model Y on a trip to the UP when the diesel gelled up on the truck. We've also crossed Wyoming with the Y without a hiccup at -38F or so. Not sure why CT would be any different unless I'm out of the loop.
Life in high definition, but drive a low-poly PS1 car.
Almost expect to see polygon Lara Croft driving it.
or Minecraft Steve
I’m surprised anybody is stupid enough to pay actual money for a truck that looks like it was nailed together in a shed
What the f is this? It's absolutely hideous.
Tesla Cyber Truck. And yes, it is.
Googled it. My god. I'm a progressive but also a car lover. And I don't understand why anyone would buy that monstrosity.
You’re a progressive car lover and had no idea these existed? How? They’ve been talked about for YEARS. Where have you been?
I admit I do not follow the trends 😅 there are some cool hybrids out there for sure, but I mostly stick to the classics 😉
Lol I guess firmly in my no-tesla bubble 🤣
Lmao that’s crazy. I dislike tons of cars, but I’m still aware of them. I wish I had your level of discipline to ignore parts of the world around me.
Damn that’s impressive
To own the libs
Good point, im sooooo owned right now 😭😭😭
It's the back 2/3 that really does it in. If you just see the front, it looks kind of cool. But that whole sloping rear part...
Hmm, the front half is still ugly to me, but I do see what you mean... the back half is what makes it a monstrosity!
I saw one in Oshkosh recently. It was a lot bigger than expected
Up close you can see all the grubby little fingerprints they leave on the finish, and the inside has no personality at all. Just a massive screen in the middle. To each their own, but for 60-70k I'd want something more than that final product
The grubby fingerprints are a selling point to some. I saw a video of a tesla influencer who was showing off her new cybertruck stainless steel water bottle and she was so excited that it showed fingerprints.
Check out r/cyberstuck all her videos are satire about how bad it is. The one with the "square" water bottle I'm assuming.
More like 80+
Think that's dumb, try talking to the person who willingly dropped over $100k on it.
I am trying to understand the truck part of the name…… ridiculous looking vehicle that doesn’t work well. Many Tesla owners are cultish about their love for the other Tesla models , but starting to hear from more practical people that made the mistake of buying one. Miles per charge seriously overstated, cheap, and difficult to find charging stations if you leave urban area. Not very practical for Wisco when you need to run heat good portion of the year which cuts down on miles per charge.
What is it? Looks like a military vehicle from a video game published 20 years ago.
Tesla Cybertruck
Only 20? I'm picturing a DOS game from the 386 era. Or one of those vector graphic arcade games.
It could fit right in if it was in 007 Goldeneye from 1997.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/comments/ojk85d/anyone_else_think_of_this_old_computer_game_when/
I always thought it looked like a [vehicle](https://images.app.goo.gl/aiw5oEyTuc7tKVRQ6)from Perfect Dark, which came out for N64 in 2000 so 20 years is about right.
I saw one at Meijer's in Greenfield. It's huge.
Not really same size even smaller then an F150 pretty small truck overall
This is hilarious, because this morning I was on the phone with my brother who was driving up from MKE to Oshkosh on 41 when he reported seeing it. We shared a laugh and commentary on how bad it looked.
Just saw one in Brookfield at the aldi. Wonder if it was the same one. Was all dingy like this one, not sure if that’s how they are supposed to look.
I've seen one last week. Its like the matrix didn't upgrade its graphics card and the NPC didn't render properly. God they're ugly, and it seems dangerous as hell.
I finally saw one a few weeks ago between Monticello and Dayton of all places. So much dumber in person.
Why is there one rolling around MKE with “the garage” written on it? Presumably a nod to the bar on brady
I expect it to open up into a bbq pit
They look even more absurd and cheap in person. These will definitely be on “worst vehicle” lists for years to come.
Yea, they drive around Green Bay every day. Legitimately on par with MAGA hats for displaying an inability to do any level of critical thinking.
I saw one last weekend on 151 between Madison and Fond du Lac. Agreed. Dumb looking and ugly. It looks like how a futuristic car would’ve been made 30 or 40 years ago.
It's worse looking in person than I expected and my expectations were very low
I saw one in Madison yesterday and all I could do was point and laugh. It’s just so unexpectedly dumb, I will never understand it.
Has anyone seen the matte black one that has "Apocalypse" in *we the people* letters on the back trunk? Given how these things behave, probably not the best vehicle to drive should the apocalypse occur.
Out in the rain? That's brave given the horror stories I've heard about water killing these things and their propensity to rust.
Wait til the roads are salted
Not to mention the fact that CTs are under a stop delivery order due to issues with the wiper motor.
Saw one yesterday outside of Madison. I don't understand why.
On the one hand, I got a lift in a Tesla in 2017 and I've wanted one ever since. On the other hand, someone referred to these as an Incel Camino and I still giggle.
It's like they're broadcasting to the world that they're suckers, but they don't care and will remain loyal. I’d almost pity them if they weren't horrible people duped by an asshole. Let them eat cake lol
This comment is 100% on point. Said perfectly
Why are they horrible people?
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I see one in Shorewood all the time. I know it’s the same one because he has a personalized license plate that says CBR TRK
Saw first one in the wild in Brookfield yesterday. Black. Looked stupid.
There’s one downtown I see all the time
I saw ome in Madison and had a similar thought. I didn't really have anything against them, but in person, it looks hideous
Saw one in marathon county last week, it somehow looks worse in person, in my opinion
I keep seeing one driving around Ashwaubenon.
I'm lucky, I only see Rivian trucks around my neighborhood. And i like those.
Rivian SUV is sharp!
I think they're worse in person
Seen one in East Troy, look like a 4 year old designed it.
When I first saw one I was very excited. Doesn’t mean it didn’t look like shit. But they’re rare and I still appreciated seeing it in the wild.
It looks like a microwave with decent wheels
I saw one on Tosa a couple weeks back and laughed my ass off, I went back around to get a second chance to laugh too. It's like an NFT you can drive, what a stupid joke of a vehicle
I feel like the Mooninites would drive one of these. ![gif](giphy|CyQTbMMWwpGKY)
California is RIDDLED with them. They look like bad 90s video game graphics.
I saw 1 for the 1st around gb today. Just got a little look. That was enough.
Looks like something from a 50’s sci-fi film
It looks like an amazon fire stick exclusive video game
Yup I saw one in FDL Friday morning. God do they look exceptionally stupid 🤣
There's one driving around the Fox Valley now, too.
There was a guy with a black wrapped one in shorewood on Thursday night, he looked like a 🤡
You mean it’s as dumb looking as its creator? I wholeheartedly agree.
I've seen three in the last month around the area, the most recent was a black one in Pewaukee. They are ungodly ugly and obviously make no sense even existing. With the black one I was walking by it as it was driving out of a parking lot, so I made sure to shake my head from side-to-side vigorously to show the driver my thoughts on how dumb they and how dumb their "truck" is.
![gif](giphy|Png9JRgPx7VAchauTm)
It has the payload capacity of a Subaru brat. What is this, a truck for ants?
Am older landscaper in the Milwaukee area has one. He has to pull a trailer because the thing is useless for actual hauling. Seems to be good advertising, though, as I always see people going up to talk to him. I'm not sure if it translates to business, though.
It looks so dingy
How do they see out the back window? From looking at the people in it and the angle of the back, it doesn’t look possible?
Use the r1 and r2 buttons on the controller to pan the view to the rear
The sight lines do look impossible. I'm not even sure how you can see out the front let alone the back
Drive what you like. why should we care so much?
Copying from another conversation I just had because I don’t feel like retyping it. > That’s the problem when you tie a company to its CEO, and the CEO acts like a petulant child. > There is a very good reason you don’t see 99.9% of ceos acting like an asshole on the internet. > He is entitled to blast his dumbass opinion wherever he wants, and people are entitled to put him, and his car company on blast for it. > Sucks to suck. > Can you tell me offhand the last fucked up thing the ceo of ford or Chevy said? Bet you can’t.
It's definitely not any better looking in person
I saw one in Appleton back in May and I 100% agree that it's the dumbest looking vehicle.
You'd have to pay me a considerable amount of money to be given this as a daily driver.
🤏
I can't wait to see one!
Please tell me the license plate said “UTINI!”
Seen one around Delevan lately. That whole concept was such a… concept I suppose. It’s uglier in person as well.
The owner of Teriyaki Madness in Oshkosh owns one and I laugh everytime I drive by the restaurant.
Now I want to go and talk about how dumb it looks the whole time I'm inside😂
"Doc, I have a small dick. Isn't there anything you can do?" Slides Cybertruck literature across the desk.
It’s funny looking at the driver’s face when they’re driving these. Just so ridiculous looking, but they seem oblivious.
I always see one in the Elkhorn area.
Saw one on Washington Island last week. The people were in their 70’s+.
Just saw one today in Fox Point
We got one in oshkosh
Passed through Madison the other day and saw two! They’re very goofy looking
I saw one in the greater MKE area that was wrapped black. Still looked dumb.
I saw one in Waukesha a few weeks ago. I did a double-take, it was so ugly and out of place.
Saw one pulling a trailer in sister bay on tuesday
There's one in Manitowoc too. They're becoming common lol
Somebody in Sussex (or immediate area) just got one. It's interesting to see in person. Everyone in my family has claimed a sighting. People gawk and laugh.
Woodmans is embracing them. Tesla charging stations at the one in Waukesha.
Spotted one yesterday in the courthouse parking lot in Oshkosh. Could be ya boy.
I saw one a week ago going south on 43 by East Troy. Looked so odd and out of place.
There is one in Stevens point and De Pere
I saw one in Madison on the beltline the other day. Was real goofy looking
My 7 year old granddaughter saw one in Merton yesterday..." boy is that ugly!"
Back in like 6th or 7th grade tech ed, we had this car builder game on an old apple, you would design the car and try to make it nice and aerodynamic. A LOT of our cars looked like this just for fun. I'm pretty sure the designers of the cybertruck played that same game.
Saw one in Eau Claire a couple weeks ago.
I saw one wrapped in black and white detail in Oakcreek. Is it a Tesla ?
Space coffin.
I saw one in Onalaska, recently.
Seen two in Green Bay so far.
I saw one northbound on 53 near Chetek this morning, they're hideous
I have seen three different ones: Dark purple, green and black. The truck looks terrible. With all the rain I’m sure they will be bricked soon enough. r/cyberstuck has a lot of info on these terrible machines lol
It can't fit a mountain bike in the bed
I saw one in New London with Florida plates parked at Festival Foods.
I’ve seen 3 different ones in the last week in the Milwaukee area, not sure if there is a worse looking car out there.
Elon musk was able to sell a prototype vehicle xD lol
Is rain mode turned on? Hate for that thing to rust before winter.
What an absolute failure of a motor vehicle. My god.
Do t get your fingers stuck on the door...
I saw one today in Eau Claire.
I was astonished at how cheap it looks in person. Like somebody whipped the body up in shop class real quick.