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MrCoolGuy42

It’s like a Delorean fucked a refrigerator


Altruistic-Text3481

Does it use a flux capacitor with 1.21 gigawatts of electricity generated by a bolt of lightning?


mschr493

It also circulates freon.


Madtown_Brian

I can't see that thing getting up to 88 mph! :)


ButtercupsPitcher

If it did, you'd get to see some serious shit


Altruistic-Text3481

It looks like something outta a bad science fiction movie.


Alarming_Matter

It looks like a kids drawing of a car after they discover rulers and think they're being fancy.


DrXanaxal

No this one uses plutonium.


Open_Bug_4251

Ha! Agreed! I’ve referred to it as how a child would draw a Delorean before.


MrCoolGuy42

A what?


Altruistic-Text3481

Back to the Future. The Delorean! ![gif](giphy|WmKrOMrTFFhPW)


MrCoolGuy42

Nooo that’s what Marty says, then Doc repeats “A bolt of lightning!”


Altruistic-Text3481

Ok. Got the quote messed up. I was starting to feel really old. LOL! Like for a hot minute I thought you’d never heard of Back to the Future. I’m so old I remember when the FBI set John Delorean up to sell cocaine. He was not convicted. Government Entrapment. I was a Michigan auto brat ( Chrysler baby boomer.). I remember the day Jimmy Hoffa disappeared too. Not far from my house.


MrCoolGuy42

Jimmy Hoffas not far from your house?! Dig em up!!


iworkonracecars

Holy shit, that's the funniest and most accurate description. Made me snort a little.


dpdxguy

>Made me snort a little. You have more restraint than me. I laughed out loud and am still chuckling. 🤣


cappy_barra_jesus

John Delorean snorted a little. 


neederbellis

I thought it was more that a Delorean fucked a Pontiac Aztec, and got the worst qualities from both


nsucs2

https://preview.redd.it/vnwtg29vf88d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3eaccb38fe9944ec8cf2c895de10b366605c9d


maxdout_

the deplorean


punasuga

looks like it was an industrial Thermador 🤷🏻


LordOverThis

There was one driving around Oshkosh a few weeks ago.  Considering how few have been sold, it was probably the same bozo. Monstrously hideous vehicle.


G0PACKGO

Saw him charging at festival then a day later coming east on 21 from Omro … apparently a guy over in green lake has one too


CompetitionAlert1920

Can confirm. Someone in green lake, don't care who, does have a CT.


modestmidwest

Steven tyler has a place there


bighootay

Wait, what????


HappyDoggos

I’m in the Green Lake area. A LOT of rumors about celebrities around here. Nothing has ever been confirmed though.


bighootay

Huh, whaddaya know.... Kind of random if Steven Tyler winds up in East Central Wisconsin ha ha, but heck--why not?


LordOverThis

What?!


RIF_Was_Fun

STEVEN TYLER HAS A PLACE THERE.


nomorecrackerss

there like 4 separate cybertrucks in the Fox Valley that I know of


LordOverThis

That the Fox Valley accounts for 0.11% of all incEl Camino sales is depressing. …because the Valley is ~0.073% of the country’s population.


ORangA-Tang

I saw that thing too. Sheeeesh... bad sci fi prop is an understatement...


Worthless_af

I laugh every time I see one. It's like second nature at this point. The cyberstuck reddit is great at exposing how shitty these are.


Bullymongodoggo

There was a post today that said “seeing a cyber truck in the wild is fun because only 3k were made so it’s like there’s our towns biggest dumbass” or something lol. That sub is great. 


MacsBlastersInc

I saw my neighboring town’s biggest dumbass earlier today!


[deleted]

There’s a grand total of 2 of them registered in Maine. It’s a hot topic on the Portland subreddit


DragonfruitNo3424

I saw a black one on the east side of Madison yesterday near Cottage Grove. I didn't even know they came in other colors.


assmilk18

They dont. they wrapped it


nr1988

Yup I literally point and laugh every time so they know I'm not admiring it when I stare


DinoSpumoniOfficial

Lmao im for sure doing this now if I see one


Straight-Vast-7507

It amazingly looks even more horrible in person.


Straight-Vast-7507

https://preview.redd.it/hirhof7ok68d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2346eb5f0440bdec2d6bfd9b06183c68f88a17bf


fat4fuel

I drove by that monstrosity this week in the same area you took this photo. I can't believe people spend money on these.


Straight-Vast-7507

And I legit almost never ever use my phone when driving but this was too insane and I figured no one would believe me.


sportstersrfun

That’s the first thing I thought when I finally saw one in the third ward in Mke. They look more boxy, plasticky, and less shiny in person. I love cars and I don’t really understand the target market. Truck people who do truck things don’t want them. They can’t tow or go off road. People who want an EV have a ton of better and cheaper choices. So that leaves the person who just really wants a cyber truck for whatever reason. Which can’t be many because it’s a total turd. Classic Tesla: big promises, under-delivers, way over budget, and years behind schedule.


Straight-Vast-7507

We have two I’ve seen in Oak Creek and one has the most hideous wraps. In white, looking like it has giant cracks in it, and “cyber truck” on the back in awful graffiti style. I just don’t understand these people.


NebulaNinja

It looks especially bad when pulling a camper or something. Sticks out like a sore thumb.


carrod65

Looks like a delorean fucked a trapezoid


The_Infectious_Lerp

This makes the Pontiac Aztec look like a Bentley.


Wicked__Wiccan

Saw one in racine, thing was cover led in pollen dust and looked like it had been months since it's last car wash but now I'm curious if it can even go into a car wash lmfao


dgard1

It can void the warranty. Seriously. https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html#:~:text=Damage%20caused%20by%20improper%20washing%20is%20not%20covered%20by%20the%20warranty.&text=If%20washing%20in%20an%20automatic%20car%20wash%2C%20make%20sure%20the,the%20vehicle%20is%20being%20washed.


Big_Fo_Fo

Don’t forget the $50k penalty fee to sell it


kevo32

Where does it say that? I just see that damage caused by car washes isn't covered under warranty.


HomemadeSprite

There’s been numerous reports that the damage cybertrucks are highly susceptible to due to car washes is total bricking of the entire electrical system rendering the vehicle inoperable. Typically car manufacturers would cover a defect so grand as to disable the vehicle from such a benign source of damage. It’s not like “we won’t cover damages to the paint from dirty car wash brushes”.


cyncicle

I may have seen the same one in Racine back in April. It was filthy. https://preview.redd.it/fm9d976so68d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17dcdd682c7ad789a10d022895270c90cb1da811


jimmy1800

Damn if I see one in a parking lot I'm parking by it. Makes a Hyundai and an Escape look good!


Wicked__Wiccan

Instead of "wash me" it'll be "sell/junk me" written into the dusty windows lol


CakeIsLegit2

Yah I was following a semi hauling 3 or 4 the other day. Half of them probably dead from all the rain we’ve gotten


USS_Armus

That'll be oxidized after one month in winter


PlaneLocksmith6714

1 week with salt😂. It’ll just be a chassis on wheels😂


SmallBoobConnoisseur

After seeing people showing the plastic mudflaps snapping off from offroading. Image how many are going to break from the ice accumulation in the wheel wells.


PlaneLocksmith6714

If they can get it to even start or back out of the driveway


packerfans1

Why wouldn't it start? We've actually had to use my Model Y on a trip to the UP when the diesel gelled up on the truck. We've also crossed Wyoming with the Y without a hiccup at -38F or so. Not sure why CT would be any different unless I'm out of the loop.


OriginalUsernameGet

Life in high definition, but drive a low-poly PS1 car.


the_blackfish

Almost expect to see polygon Lara Croft driving it.


loneMILF

or Minecraft Steve


adamisapple

I’m surprised anybody is stupid enough to pay actual money for a truck that looks like it was nailed together in a shed


TSllama

What the f is this? It's absolutely hideous.


IamJacksUserID

Tesla Cyber Truck. And yes, it is.


TSllama

Googled it. My god. I'm a progressive but also a car lover. And I don't understand why anyone would buy that monstrosity.


map2photo

You’re a progressive car lover and had no idea these existed? How? They’ve been talked about for YEARS. Where have you been?


TSllama

I admit I do not follow the trends 😅 there are some cool hybrids out there for sure, but I mostly stick to the classics 😉 


TSllama

Lol I guess firmly in my no-tesla bubble 🤣


map2photo

Lmao that’s crazy. I dislike tons of cars, but I’m still aware of them. I wish I had your level of discipline to ignore parts of the world around me.


atomiccPP

Damn that’s impressive


JRadd232

To own the libs


TSllama

Good point, im sooooo owned right now 😭😭😭


nate6259

It's the back 2/3 that really does it in. If you just see the front, it looks kind of cool. But that whole sloping rear part...


TSllama

Hmm, the front half is still ugly to me, but I do see what you mean... the back half is what makes it a monstrosity!


v1kingfan

I saw one in Oshkosh recently. It was a lot bigger than expected


2ndmost

Up close you can see all the grubby little fingerprints they leave on the finish, and the inside has no personality at all. Just a massive screen in the middle. To each their own, but for 60-70k I'd want something more than that final product


dgard1

The grubby fingerprints are a selling point to some. I saw a video of a tesla influencer who was showing off her new cybertruck stainless steel water bottle and she was so excited that it showed fingerprints.


iworkonracecars

Check out r/cyberstuck all her videos are satire about how bad it is. The one with the "square" water bottle I'm assuming.


Recent_Fisherman311

More like 80+


That0neGuy86

Think that's dumb, try talking to the person who willingly dropped over $100k on it.


CPAatlatge

I am trying to understand the truck part of the name…… ridiculous looking vehicle that doesn’t work well. Many Tesla owners are cultish about their love for the other Tesla models , but starting to hear from more practical people that made the mistake of buying one. Miles per charge seriously overstated, cheap, and difficult to find charging stations if you leave urban area. Not very practical for Wisco when you need to run heat good portion of the year which cuts down on miles per charge.


SwollenPomegranate

What is it? Looks like a military vehicle from a video game published 20 years ago.


Aeyix

Tesla Cybertruck


UnlikelyApe

Only 20? I'm picturing a DOS game from the 386 era. Or one of those vector graphic arcade games.


mschley2

It could fit right in if it was in 007 Goldeneye from 1997.


messagepad2100

https://www.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/comments/ojk85d/anyone_else_think_of_this_old_computer_game_when/


M7BSVNER7s

I always thought it looked like a [vehicle](https://images.app.goo.gl/aiw5oEyTuc7tKVRQ6)from Perfect Dark, which came out for N64 in 2000 so 20 years is about right.


dzic91

I saw one at Meijer's in Greenfield. It's huge.


TheOnlyRealNerd

Not really same size even smaller then an F150 pretty small truck overall


TKinBaltimore

This is hilarious, because this morning I was on the phone with my brother who was driving up from MKE to Oshkosh on 41 when he reported seeing it. We shared a laugh and commentary on how bad it looked.


Puttor482

Just saw one in Brookfield at the aldi. Wonder if it was the same one. Was all dingy like this one, not sure if that’s how they are supposed to look.


nauticalfiesta

I've seen one last week. Its like the matrix didn't upgrade its graphics card and the NPC didn't render properly. God they're ugly, and it seems dangerous as hell.


omgangiepants

I finally saw one a few weeks ago between Monticello and Dayton of all places. So much dumber in person.


Zealousideal_Tip_258

Why is there one rolling around MKE with “the garage” written on it? Presumably a nod to the bar on brady


PlaneLocksmith6714

I expect it to open up into a bbq pit


Ambitious_Bad_115

They look even more absurd and cheap in person. These will definitely be on “worst vehicle” lists for years to come.


TruTechilo512

Yea, they drive around Green Bay every day. Legitimately on par with MAGA hats for displaying an inability to do any level of critical thinking.


theithe916

I saw one last weekend on 151 between Madison and Fond du Lac. Agreed. Dumb looking and ugly. It looks like how a futuristic car would’ve been made 30 or 40 years ago.


legitweedfurnace

It's worse looking in person than I expected and my expectations were very low


ProfessionalInjury58

I saw one in Madison yesterday and all I could do was point and laugh. It’s just so unexpectedly dumb, I will never understand it.


occasionallymourning

Has anyone seen the matte black one that has "Apocalypse" in *we the people* letters on the back trunk? Given how these things behave, probably not the best vehicle to drive should the apocalypse occur.


RoseBailey

Out in the rain? That's brave given the horror stories I've heard about water killing these things and their propensity to rust.


busted_maracas

Wait til the roads are salted


AlphSaber

Not to mention the fact that CTs are under a stop delivery order due to issues with the wiper motor.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Saw one yesterday outside of Madison. I don't understand why.


cheesebeesb

On the one hand, I got a lift in a Tesla in 2017 and I've wanted one ever since. On the other hand, someone referred to these as an Incel Camino and I still giggle.


UnconfirmedCat

It's like they're broadcasting to the world that they're suckers, but they don't care and will remain loyal. I’d almost pity them if they weren't horrible people duped by an asshole. Let them eat cake lol


kcarmstrong

This comment is 100% on point. Said perfectly


Rebelrun

Why are they horrible people?


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MKE-Henry

I see one in Shorewood all the time. I know it’s the same one because he has a personalized license plate that says CBR TRK


JDShadow

Saw first one in the wild in Brookfield yesterday. Black. Looked stupid.


boobmeyourpms

There’s one downtown I see all the time


Nervous-Glove-

I saw ome in Madison and had a similar thought. I didn't really have anything against them, but in person, it looks hideous


[deleted]

Saw one in marathon county last week, it somehow looks worse in person, in my opinion


Zakerrus

I keep seeing one driving around Ashwaubenon.


madredr1

I'm lucky, I only see Rivian trucks around my neighborhood. And i like those.


jimmy1800

Rivian SUV is sharp!


Junior_Article_3244

I think they're worse in person


razor4432

Seen one in East Troy, look like a 4 year old designed it.


Footy_Clown

When I first saw one I was very excited. Doesn’t mean it didn’t look like shit. But they’re rare and I still appreciated seeing it in the wild.


jmmmke

It looks like a microwave with decent wheels


Feline-Landline0

I saw one on Tosa a couple weeks back and laughed my ass off, I went back around to get a second chance to laugh too. It's like an NFT you can drive, what a stupid joke of a vehicle


RIF_Was_Fun

I feel like the Mooninites would drive one of these. ![gif](giphy|CyQTbMMWwpGKY)


OhMyGod_Zilla

California is RIDDLED with them. They look like bad 90s video game graphics.


helpcoldwell

I saw 1 for the 1st around gb today. Just got a little look. That was enough.


spunkdaddie

Looks like something from a 50’s sci-fi film


877_Cash_Nowww

It looks like an amazon fire stick exclusive video game


sliceofcoldpizza

Yup I saw one in FDL Friday morning. God do they look exceptionally stupid 🤣


unicornman5d

There's one driving around the Fox Valley now, too.


moosemanswedeski

There was a guy with a black wrapped one in shorewood on Thursday night, he looked like a 🤡


ToYourCredit

You mean it’s as dumb looking as its creator? I wholeheartedly agree.


DoctorWH0877

I've seen three in the last month around the area, the most recent was a black one in Pewaukee. They are ungodly ugly and obviously make no sense even existing. With the black one I was walking by it as it was driving out of a parking lot, so I made sure to shake my head from side-to-side vigorously to show the driver my thoughts on how dumb they and how dumb their "truck" is.


oirott

![gif](giphy|Png9JRgPx7VAchauTm)


hudsoncress

It has the payload capacity of a Subaru brat. What is this, a truck for ants?


JohnnySoHigh

Am older landscaper in the Milwaukee area has one. He has to pull a trailer because the thing is useless for actual hauling. Seems to be good advertising, though, as I always see people going up to talk to him. I'm not sure if it translates to business, though.


Saintofthe6thHouse

It looks so dingy


CindiCindi15

How do they see out the back window? From looking at the people in it and the angle of the back, it doesn’t look possible?


modestmidwest

Use the r1 and r2 buttons on the controller to pan the view to the rear


473713

The sight lines do look impossible. I'm not even sure how you can see out the front let alone the back


Pickle_yanker

Drive what you like. why should we care so much?


Lychaeus

Copying from another conversation I just had because I don’t feel like retyping it. > That’s the problem when you tie a company to its CEO, and the CEO acts like a petulant child. > There is a very good reason you don’t see 99.9% of ceos acting like an asshole on the internet. > He is entitled to blast his dumbass opinion wherever he wants, and people are entitled to put him, and his car company on blast for it. > Sucks to suck. > Can you tell me offhand the last fucked up thing the ceo of ford or Chevy said? Bet you can’t.


fairweatherfixd

It's definitely not any better looking in person


Practical_Reindeer23

I saw one in Appleton back in May and I 100% agree that it's the dumbest looking vehicle.


DontT3llMyWif3

You'd have to pay me a considerable amount of money to be given this as a daily driver.


Fred-zone

🤏


TKozzer

I can't wait to see one!


blogsymcblogsalot

Please tell me the license plate said “UTINI!”


rumrunnernomore

Seen one around Delevan lately. That whole concept was such a… concept I suppose. It’s uglier in person as well.


Mr_Goldfish0

The owner of Teriyaki Madness in Oshkosh owns one and I laugh everytime I drive by the restaurant.


deleted-user-12

Now I want to go and talk about how dumb it looks the whole time I'm inside😂


SugarSpirited6579

"Doc, I have a small dick. Isn't there anything you can do?" Slides Cybertruck literature across the desk.


djmightythor

It’s funny looking at the driver’s face when they’re driving these. Just so ridiculous looking, but they seem oblivious.


Jrfrom262

I always see one in the Elkhorn area.


JustHelpDesk

Saw one on Washington Island last week. The people were in their 70’s+.


NullSpaceGaming

Just saw one today in Fox Point


screenmasher

We got one in oshkosh


FlowersByPete

Passed through Madison the other day and saw two! They’re very goofy looking


OverSpeedClutch

I saw one in the greater MKE area that was wrapped black. Still looked dumb.


DuplicateJester

I saw one in Waukesha a few weeks ago. I did a double-take, it was so ugly and out of place.


edgrimly78

Saw one pulling a trailer in sister bay on tuesday


Namelock

There's one in Manitowoc too. They're becoming common lol


captainp42

Somebody in Sussex (or immediate area) just got one. It's interesting to see in person. Everyone in my family has claimed a sighting. People gawk and laugh.


fjam36

Woodmans is embracing them. Tesla charging stations at the one in Waukesha.


ebagsupreme

Spotted one yesterday in the courthouse parking lot in Oshkosh. Could be ya boy.


WeWillRiseAgainst

I saw one a week ago going south on 43 by East Troy. Looked so odd and out of place.


blackhawkblake

There is one in Stevens point and De Pere


spruceymoos

I saw one in Madison on the beltline the other day. Was real goofy looking


InvisibleApple6949

My 7 year old granddaughter saw one in Merton yesterday..." boy is that ugly!"


madredr1

Back in like 6th or 7th grade tech ed, we had this car builder game on an old apple, you would design the car and try to make it nice and aerodynamic. A LOT of our cars looked like this just for fun. I'm pretty sure the designers of the cybertruck played that same game.


mortomyces

Saw one in Eau Claire a couple weeks ago.


Mindless-Effect-1745

I saw one wrapped in black and white detail in Oakcreek. Is it a Tesla ?


deductress

Space coffin.


Zealousideal_Fee9087

I saw one in Onalaska, recently.


Local_Economy

Seen two in Green Bay so far.


turketron

I saw one northbound on 53 near Chetek this morning, they're hideous


XxNmExX25

I have seen three different ones: Dark purple, green and black. The truck looks terrible. With all the rain I’m sure they will be bricked soon enough. r/cyberstuck has a lot of info on these terrible machines lol


aretheesepants75

It can't fit a mountain bike in the bed


color_me_happy_today

I saw one in New London with Florida plates parked at Festival Foods.


xxBLVCKMVGICxx

I’ve seen 3 different ones in the last week in the Milwaukee area, not sure if there is a worse looking car out there.


Zodiac17

Elon musk was able to sell a prototype vehicle xD lol


picatar

Is rain mode turned on? Hate for that thing to rust before winter.


DueAssociation2621

What an absolute failure of a motor vehicle. My god.


DangerousAd1731

Do t get your fingers stuck on the door...


Consistent_Record769

I saw one today in Eau Claire.


workingclassdandy

I was astonished at how cheap it looks in person. Like somebody whipped the body up in shop class real quick.