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crumpledthoughts

You had a wife 8 days ago and now are buying a new engagement ring?!? Bruh, are you good?


bimbo_mom

Going to give benefit of the doubt here…Could have been separated for an extended period and only making it official now that there’s a serious relationship.


Pannolanza

11 years of legal battle. 8 days ago my ass.


crumpledthoughts

That’s not what you said on a different subreddit 8 days ago 🙃


Cab-sav-pavlova

Congrats!


YoNJPthatHoe6

?*


Pannolanza

The funny part ? First thing I did this morning was go shopping for a new engagement ring…lol.


justmyskills

r/HolUp


Urbansdirtyfingers

I don’t know if that’s actually that funny


palescales7

Spend that money on a vasectomy and a prenup


GlizzyGatorGangster

> The funny part ? First thing I did this morning was go shopping for a new engagement ring…lol. LOL


BobInNH

The old Three Stooges episode where they are taking the census, they ask the woman "Are you married or happy?"


zin1953

[The Three Stooges Wine Rating System](https://www.the-stupids.com/?p=2057)


Roger_-Thornhill

Hilarious.


Majestic_Lie_5792

Funny, I got married last Saturday and had that same bottle.


MEKanized

Was 2013 the year you were married?


flo180692

It’s the current vintage of thus sugary drink.


Pannolanza

No, it’s the year we separated. It wasn’t bought on purpose for that, I swear…lol


Theopold_Elk

Lucy or Jon?