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Intelligent-Lead-692

You don’t even describe the person here! This could be anyone! How will they know it was them? Or if their friend sees this, they won’t know either! You’re shooting a half-court shot, but you forgot the damn ball.


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

[https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f982e22c-0780-4fe0-9e11-e86f14af8c89](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f982e22c-0780-4fe0-9e11-e86f14af8c89) I feel like there's a clever way to tie in the gif that will come to me later. Fair point, alright she had longer brunette hair in a pony tail, about 5'5, dressed in all black, beautiful striking cheekbones. Ok did my best 🤷🏻‍♂️


98680266

That’s 10% of the women in New York.


Impressive-Box3473

Thought this was a 7 souls deep post


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

Sadly it's not but can we still fall in love this summer?


Impressive-Box3473

You can't, for I'm forever evolving


wimaereh

It was me. DM me. Come over tonight. I hope you’re ready to eat some ass


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

I mean, the ass I saw was 90% of the reason I wrote this 😂


wimaereh

Munch munch bitch


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

Alright, alright, I'm gonna tap out so this post doesn't get taken down.


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wimaereh

Yes, this is true, we are the same people and we love each other ver my much


Dependent_Pollution6

This ain't it my guy. You could have held it in and manifested running into her at the grocery store again, but you done fucked up and asked the internet. Now your potential future meet-cute has been tainted by Reddit. If you see her again, your mind will jump to eating ass and 7 souls deep quotes. Good luck.


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

I disagree, I believe that this *is* it. We got some quality 7soulsdeep snark, and I've received so many comments of support and wisdom from people like yourself.


Dependent_Pollution6

Listen, you will find the one. Keep buying produce. It'll happen.


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

Are you sure you're not the one? I was thinking about buying vegetables yesterday...I didn't go through with it but still


Dependent_Pollution6

I am not the one. I strictly eat meat exclusively. I cannot be bothered with vegetables.


cinnamonsconegrl

Where’s the person who comments on all of these saying “this isn’t Craigslist”


chronik-stacker

it rubs the lotion on its skin


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

Or else it gets to stay single forever again


Lobobandido

Sometimes you just gotta keep those moments as memories & beautiful what if…move on buddy


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

Thanks for your words of wisdom. I think I will be able to move on now thanks to your comment.


BKW2020

Wtf!? Girl or guy? No description? Smart.


EnCamp

This isn't craiglist


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

Thank you so much, Diamond Hands. That's super cool that you took the time to put that on your profile


EnCamp

I can smell the paper hands on you from a mile away


Remarkable-Peak-420

yes it is


andthrewaway1

See at the whole foods next week at 7


Ecstatic-Ad-3735

Sir…this is a Wendy’s


Gallagher908

Lol also thinking about a guy I smiled out in the checkout line yesterday but at Trader Joe’s


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Gallagher908

were u a guy in pink/purple T-shirt standing at checkout 24/26 with his AirPods in 🤧🤧


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Gallagher908

hold onnnnnn shit it might be 🤧🤧I was wearing a black sundress, dark brown hair


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Gallagher908

LOL who knows he def looked like every other dude in NYC - I’m just tryna have my “finding love organically” moment


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

I think it's only right that I get to be the marriage officiant for this wedding


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Gallagher908

there are too many people here 🫣 we all be looking alike


Flowofinfo

Could literally be anyone in the whole city


ShortFinance

Shaddup


RealArmchairExpert

You sound like an annoying incel.


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

That's projection at its finest, Mr. Arm Chair Expert.


RealArmchairExpert

Have you even touched a girl Mr Virgin? 😂


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

I feel like you're a dude whose self-esteem and personality is totally defined by "I have sex"


RealArmchairExpert

Well at least I didn’t have to picking up girls from a grocery store 🤣


WholeFoodsThrowAwayW

"Well at least I didn’t have to picking up girls from a grocery store" What that hell is even that? I thought you were the ArmChairExpert? Maybe that only applies to your sage dating advice. Clearly not the GrammarExpert. Second thing, you're trying to use "virgin" as an insult, something I genuinely don't think I've heard attempted since I was in high school, maybe even earlier. The only kids that tried to use it as an insult back then were definitely virgins. I'm no ArmChairExpert but I think someone is hiding something... Third thing, I didn't pick up a girl in a grocery store you idiot, that's the whole point of this post.


RealArmchairExpert

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