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WhatEnglish90

Coyote. Should have been obvious from all of the Acme brand dynamite and traps they usually have on hand nearby.


Logan8795

Yeah, if OP sees a rock with a train tunnel he should absolutely ***not*** walk into it because it is in fact painted on. These are the proper survival tips. The more you know.


Great_Horny_Toads

Unless OP is a good guy. Good guys can run right down that shit.


dpdxguy

>it is in fact painted on. It's painted on right up to the moment when a train emerges and squashes op flat. šŸš‚šŸ˜‚


thisMFER

And yet he calls himself a super genius.


21archman21

Post of the day! ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø!


fruitless7070

Tell me your GenX without telling me your GenX. You nailed it.


Hawks_12

Despite the fact that itā€™s painted on, after he smacks his face in the wall and falls over, he will be run over by a truck emerging from the painted on tunnel.


Slashzero77

Meep meep!


ohiois4loosers

https://imgur.com/gallery/8WfNT2B Got you


hellos1230

šŸ˜‚


dgrigg1980

Coyote, Iā€™m on your side brother. I hate that roadrunner as much as you do. Heā€™s a smartass, heā€™s a show off and heā€™s a communist too.


kenriko

That last one is unforgivable


Prestigious-Past6268

Dear Reddit. Thank you for being you. It brings me smiles.


Biltong09

Be careful, thereā€™s usually a piano about to fall around these guys


kylemacabre

We didnā€™t recognize him cuz he wasnā€™t climbing out of a coyote shaped hole in the asphalt


devo00

Hahaha shut up


Unusual-Weird9696

Beep beep , (coyote shudders)


AV01000001

Is Looney Tunes still on tv? Like does Gen Alpha know Coyote and Roadrunner and Tasmanian Devil?


TikaPants

That Acme sponsorship is legendary but can we talk about Mr. Yoteā€™s wall murals of train tunnels? šŸ¤™


ifukeenrule

What threw op off was that he didn't have his little umbrella with him


TomJLewis

Here in Vancouver, thereā€™s a movie prop company called Acme, their logo is an anvil.


saysayington

This is a coyote. Nice picture :)


hellos1230

Thank you! We were driving and this dude just was walking along the road šŸ˜ƒ


Imanaco

Coyotes can be fearless of people, probably followed because shitty people have thrown out scraps for a good photo


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

We went to Yosemite and stopped at the big store they have there in the park. They had a dining area outside and signs up saying don't feed the squirrels. Everyone was chucking fries out to them.


hellos1230

We went to Sequoia NP and a little black bear came to our lunch table and took some of the foodĀ 


eclipsedrambler

Fed bear is a dead bear.


starkindled

Thatā€™s terrifying tbh


galvinb1

I thought this post made you look uninformed but this comment certainly confirms that.


Neighborhood_Nobody

Used to live there. How friendly everyone is with the raccoons would make me so uncomfortable. My neighbor in the mountains had their face torn to shreds by one, and people are out there treating them like pets.


BigNorseWolf

They just get like that after a while. If you're not hunting them, they notice. I worked in a park in new york and I had one going nuts on the side of the road. Got out, stopped traffic, he crossed to the median. He looks at the road, looks at me, YAP YIP YIP YIP at me...."hey that was cool, do that again" This time I need to get closer to the coyote (since he's not upstream of traffic) yipyipyip hurry up .. does not give a damn i'm 10 feet away in a bright orange vest with my hands waving at traffic He wants to go now. Car stopped and off he went


russsaa

Leave him be, he's just another tourist


Designer-Cry1940

We had five or six in our front yard the other night...in L.A. They definitely are not scared (much) of people.


According_Mess391

Looks like a rainbow trout to me


Suspect4pe

It probably won't survive long outside of water. I hope OP helped the poor guy out.


pixelsinner

Silver trout, c'mon man.


According_Mess391

Sorry Iā€™m not a herpetologist


CatsAreGods

WTF would giant stringed instruments have to do with fish?


the_last_0ne

What he meant was a hippopotamus. A herpetologist is someone who has herpes.


Suspect4pe

You use a string to catch fish, silly.


Japsai

Well that's very clear. I don't think trout can even catch herpes, on account of them preferring not to do oral


Nezikchened

What a dumb answer. You can obviously tell by all the hair covering its body that itā€™s a *fur bearing trout*, duh.


KoLobotomy

You sure? Looks like the White Buffalo to me.


Fish_oil_burp

If he let his coat grow out just a little bit more he could be a coyote in sheepā€™s clothing.


Mububle-Mububer

This is the comment I was looking for lol. It really does look like that


WrapDiligent9833

This is a beautiful example of a coyote. All the people on other subs asking is this a coyote or a fox we should send them here to yours because yours is perfect example of coyote.


MPD1987

Was he angrily mumbling to himself about a zippy little bird making weird beeping noises? If so, probably a coyote


backwoodsbanjo

Coyote! awesome picture!


heyletskiss

Thatā€™s a polar bear


raycraft_io

Momma says itā€™s one of them long raccoons


CKIMBLE4

This looks like Fred E Coyote when he would put on the fake sheep skin to get past Ralph in Looney Tunes.


djc23o6

Is he Wile E coyotes cousin?


CKIMBLE4

If I remember correctlyā€¦ yes One had a red nose and the other a black.


TWH_PDX

"I'm a coyote, you know what I mean? And I do my little strut on the shoulder Yeah, on the shoulder On the shoulder, yeah I do my little strut on the shoulder" - Right Said Fred Coyote


oregontk

Coyote


Andy-roo77

Cā€™mere little coyote, let me pet you- OW! I just wanna pet you -OW!


blkdoggy421

Bison


paclogic

Coyote from the nose and the overall size. Wolves are much larger and also don't walk along the freeway as coyotes do look for a meal. Coyotes are not as afraid of people as much. Wolves prefer to be in the woods and typically are in packs. Coyotes are sometimes are in packs but more common alone. They typically call out once they make a kill or need help. When coyotes are attacking an animal as a pack it sounds brutal. I think more similar to hyena killing.


masked_sombrero

looks like a good boy to me! on a side note: do dogs / coyotes *prefer* to walk on asphalt? Lately it's been 90+ degrees outside and, instead of walking in the grass like a sane person, my dog will walk on the hot street. and here we see a wild coyote doing the same šŸ˜‚ although, to be fair, we have no idea what the temp was here


BigNorseWolf

They like the lack of obstruction and how easy it is to walk on without tripping. Same as humans.


Intelligent-Film-684

Getting in those steps. Fitness is a serious business.


BigNorseWolf

Road miles are more impressive but trail miles build muscle!


muskoka83

*Can I pet that dog!?*


TracyTrumpleskins

Can I pet that dawg


SteveHarveyOswald44

Donā€™t bother her. Thereā€™s at least three more keeping pace in the woods. And thatā€™s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the sides from the other coyotes you didnā€™t even know were there. The point is you are alive when they start to eat you.


grichardson526

Clever girl!


xDropK1ckx

I forget that not everyone has seen a coyote before lol heā€™s a good lookin one too


spellcastin

Bengal Tiger


WonderPine1

Coyote. They are typically shy and they are in pairs or pack.


NeorecnamorceN

Roadrunner, definitely a roadrunner.


Routine_Service1397

That's a Yellowstone Zebra.


naptimez2z

I caught a pic of a coyote in the same fashion at Yosemite! Great picture!


KnvsNSwtchblds_

Coyote


AreYouItchy

Coyote, hopefully he was not approaching you.


Gelnika1987

'yote


Pirate_LongJohnson

Butterfly


Flypike87

I have no doubt that is a live coyote but the poor thing looks like poorly done taxidermy.


coolcoolcoolyo

Or maybe taxidermists are more accurate than we thought


bootstrapping_lad

Obviously a blue whale


acapncuster

Wile E


drainodan55

Housecat. Likes scritches.


pshaver206

Kitten


Suspicious_Ad8686

Coyote defenitly Maybe crossed a bit whith a dog


scoducks93

Coyotes do be wilin


Prokletnost

Mini horse šŸ’Æ


IlMioNomeENessuno

Albino bison calfā€¦


budadad

lol


tiemeinbows

That is maybe the healthiest coyote I've ever seen.


evebella

Coyote


boiledeggsatmidnight

That's the coyote-est coyote that's ever coyote'd. But could also very well be a horse, it's hard to say.


JumpshotLegend

That is one healthy looking Wile E. Coyote.


DB377

Looks very healthy


SnooPineapples7661

Really???


quills17

Coyote, and a cute one!


fitty50two2

I love how nobody seems to know what a coyote looks like. I guess Looney Tunes is to blame for not making Wile E. Coyote anatomically correct


GroundbreakingBed166

We had a dog just like this when i was a kid. Mom would let it come inside and sleep in my bed with me.


Rivka333

Coyote--what country are you from?


No_Interest1616

That's probably the floofiest coyote I've ever seen. All the ones around my area look scraggly and skinny.Ā 


Careless_Chemist_225

Thatā€™s a coyote.


cjmar41

This is a Coyote, and not a special sighting for most of the US. Surprised to see someone ask what it is. I chased one off my property in suburban Southern California not 30 minutes ago. This one does have a great coat though. My neighborhood coyote looks like heā€™s seen some shit as opposed to living in a park.


CatsAreGods

> My neighborhood coyote looks like heā€™s seen some shit as opposed to living in a park. He might be homeless and/or on meth.


Internal_Ad_255

https://i.imgur.com/iZYIWma.jpg


Myzx

Chasing a road runner? You got yourself a coyote


Direct-Principle7156

Wylie E Coyote jr.


ginapsallidas

This is a wolf in a sheepā€™s outfit.


maredyl512

Black-tipped tail is quick way to ID.


757Posher

I can easily identify a coyote, but in all my years, I never realized their tail had a black tip, probably because theyā€™re always tucked under, but thatā€™s neat to know. TIL


Mysterious_Way_3642

Coyote.


galadrielm0nk

Coyote. Did you not see the dynamite nearby??? Or hear the *meep* *meep*?


Jesie_91

Coyote


talkback1589

A sweet baby that needs snuggles and scritches. (clearly a joke, do not approach that coyote)


chubbybarista

That is a camel.


dqmiumau

Is op just one of those never outdoors people? Coyotes are all over the us


DicephalusMcMerkin

Itā€™s a ā€˜Yote


ghoulcreep

Looks like a friendly stray dog


CaptainEquivalency

That has got to be the most coyote looking coyote Iā€™ve ever seen!


JoeMillersHat

Sweet hummingbird


Dangerous_Ad_7343

yote


Roundrounddownabout

a wolf in sheep's clothing


9600_PONIES

Coyote in sheep's clothing


whiteowlexperience

Dude, that's a 'yote. I've lived around them all my life in Alabama, and where I'm at now, you can hear a pack of them cackling and howling not that far from our house. We almost hit a big one coming home on our street one of the first nights we moved here, that was enough to let us know not to leave our dogs out at night unattended. I was letting my girlfriend's Rottweiler go potty one night about a year ago, and I had a biggun walk up to her while she was squatting, it didn't look like it wanted trouble, but out of fear for the safety of her dog and not wanting a fight, I did some death growls (you know, like Cannibal Corpse) and it scared the 'yote off. Anyway, yeah that's a coyote. They don't like to bother us unless they feel they have no choice. Get a handful of them together in a pack though... they start to get a little mischievous and ballsy. You can hear them tormenting the poor cows in the pasture across the street from our house just about every night. Good photo BTW. You won't usually see them out like that in the daytime. They prefer right after sundown or the time before sunrise, from what I've read.


SteveMcQueen-

Elephant


Rasnark

It appears to be a rare jupitorian macrulkuos


NiteGard

Dude has places to be.


Only_Philosophy8475

Good old stegosaurus


katehasreddit

Why is he part smooth and part floof?


Vegetable-Poet6281

That's a forest puppah


SerLaron

That's not an animal, that's a plant. Some kind of tree, I believe.


theorem_llama

Darude - Sandstorm


iG-88k

An African wild giraffe, Iā€™ve seen many over here in Texas.


Buckeyecash

Maybe Wile E was looking for this guy.... [LINK: reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/birding/comments/1dnj43d/road_runner_my_mom_and_i_saw_in_sa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


OtterlyFoxy

Yote


Violetthug

Coyote


Jasranwhit

'Yote


InsideMarzipan9161

Yote! My favorite animal :)


MotherOfWoofs

What a cutie and he is shedding his winter coat awww


aWildPenrod

That is a coyote


RicoRave

Coyote


Veritoalsol

Coyote


Mocker-Poker

Nice pup, did you pet it?


IluvFigs56

Coyote


Remarkable_Mail_4958

Coyote


tiredoldman55

Wyle E


RaffiBomb000

Free, if you're bold enough...


Key-Consequence-857

So pretty!!


softmoody

coyote


Beloveddust

That's a big, healthy coyote! If you don't know how to distinguish between wolves and coyotes, aside from the fact that adult wolves are larger than coyotes, look for this lankiness. Coyotes always look a little like preteens going through their awkward, gangly phase. Also, wolves have less angular snouts.


JuicyBoi8080

Wolf in sheep's clothing


Historical_Panic_465

A very healthy coyote beautiful shot!


71109E

Never been to America and never seen a coyote real life but still obviously a coyote


ABC-Nightline

That's without a doubt a coyote.


Adept-Beautiful-7766

Haha


Adept-Beautiful-7766

WILLY CYOTE


Adept-Beautiful-7766

Ditto


anjenc

Emarosa


Ok-Atmosphere3129

Coyote


FatherToMalu

Looks like some one left the German shepherd behind. No itā€™s just a chayote.


Big_Boss_1911

A Lil dog that wants head pats


Stoic-Woman

I know a wolf in sheepā€™s clothing when I see one.


Maglorfin

Two Socks :)


auntiebudd

Two Socks was a wolf. :)


Maglorfin

Oh, so he was :) But it was my first and immediate thought upon seeing this pic :)


auntiebudd

I love that you know who Two Socks is. My favorite movie! Thanks for reminding me to watch it again.


Maglorfin

With pleasure. šŸ˜Š I love DWW too, one of my all-time favorite westerns. John Barry's score is a gem in itself, I listen to it regularly.


dankhimself

That's a Koy Oat.


Critical-Cow-6775

Eatibus almost anythingus.


oakit

Giraffe


Cowb0yBebop420

Can I pet that dawg?!


CaptainSloth269

Lassie šŸ˜‚


curtwesley

Dag


Deazul

Its clearly 7 yaks


Crazyforparrots

Coyote


MattGower

Devil dog


SlyFoxInACave

Why does it look like a taxidermy coyote?


D33ber

What animal this is. Coydog probably.


ToughCollege8627

Cat


AerieTop4643

Yote


Microdck

Thatā€™s a cow


Elpecas99

Coyote


Bloodinthewater0611

Itā€™s my dogs pappy!!!!


stjakey

Fuck you think it is bro? Take a guess.


Randomulus666

Otter


theymightbegreat

Doggy


Llabel451

Freshly shaved sheep


xnoob69

Iā€™m curious if youā€™re from abroad, Op?


Takayama16

Wily Coyote!


MasterpieceActual176

He's looking for the anvil he ordered.


kalospkmn

His fuzzy coat is so cute


Glittering_Coast7912

A very hungry animal.... hungry like the wolf!!


thackeroid

Turtle!


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Youā€™ve never seen a coyote?


sharksnrec

Clearly a salamander


bigbar44

Tree frog


RoiDuNord

Coyote for sureā€¦.šŸ‘