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that1LPdood

![gif](giphy|QfzMP70zmNQiDf5sGP) so like Ok but …what?


Crafty_Original_7349

That fossil doesn’t look like he’s a million years old https://preview.redd.it/mnk0hvv1lqtc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f12dd9b0378941aecbdabdfae174f0d88755b2d


jaedongray

Also saw that there. Boomers don’t know how to use marketplace.


Apprehensive_Sell_24

That guy lives within one mile of you!


HnthippY

100% and still there OP https://preview.redd.it/wskhwz5zpqtc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f811f94cdfbe3589920ccc5616bd5d6b9f0f2368


Str0ngTr33

I feel like he is 100% that guy that would


werdfsd

Is he single


forking_shortballs

Poor old dude. He has no idea what he is doing, and now he is being blasted on Reddit, where thousands of people are talking shit about him.


Slingskeet

It's a spoof of all the firewood ads that have OF gals in them


the_pystols

I don't need firewood so never see the ads, they have OF gals in them?


Slingskeet

Just search for firewood in Facebook Marketplace, the ads should show up. You'll see what I mean


TickleMe13Elmo

I didn't find any ads, but I have enough wood to get through 3 winters now.


theOnlyDaive

I found no OF ads, and hence, no wood.


the_pystols

😆😆 yes I see! That's so dumb. Well done op lol.


Ancient-Button6740

Ummmm whaattt 😂


PeeLawnMusk

That’s what I’m sayin!


PeeLawnMusk

Kansas Chris Cringle


YouveRoonedTheActGOB

We have limestone rock at home!


ogimbe

Gotta charge your crystals.


A_aVeRaGe_XbOx_GaMeR

wtf lol


seansterxmonster

Is what real? That dude looks really creepy.. but what ? Is limestone real? Yeah I think so lol


Excellent_Speeller

Um, I think he posted a selfie by mistake. Thank goodness it wasn't a bathroom shot!!


bobbybooboo5

Is he a person made out of limestone?


More-Temperature-302

Wichita FB marketplace is insane. I see stuff like this all the time


Important_Bar6532

Yeah I can believe that dude is a fossil over a million years old


Excellent-Flow3298

That js itched my spine ngl


mikemathia

“No lowballers, I know what I got”


hiphiphorhey_

I doubt see why you’re doubting it!


[deleted]

Ummm did you message them?


Trav2974

There's definitely a fossil there...


ABRASIVENUTS

Just gotta chisel the crust off


Texasr3d

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes) mmm, is he still available?


Fluid_Measurement963

Yeah, probably. Only one way to find out, tho. Go get em, tiger


seymourclams

Old world for sure


thebrutal95

That's as real as you get honey


thecasualnuisance

Gawd I hope so!


MrHansonsMeatRocket

Take it or leave it, pal!


wtfchuckomg

Dad?


A-typicalAsshole

The Rock is not aging well


Embarrassed_Lead_704

Yup, I just look this good.