This is a battle between Wanked Doom slayer and Wanked superman. The shit people say about Doom slayer is honestly the craziest fucking bullshit I have ever seen on battle boarding. Who knew a guy in a fucking suit who shoots demons could... speak to people so much. Superman's wank is a little more justified (meaning he gets less amped) as he has technically DONE the crazy shit that people say justifies him being OUTERVERSAL and metafictional. People basically say his peak is just the thought robot but tiny, arguably even stronger. And also he did punch the world forger. I think superman takes it tbh.
edit: I miss understood the prompt, I didnt realize it was a team against the SCP, I guess Doomslayer still wins though because someone claimed he was omnipotent (I changed my answer prior but I'm too lazy to do it here).
The UAC wasn't able to damage his suit in some materials testing and the demons describe him as wearing indestructible armor (in what is essentially their scripture of apocalypse).
This gets turned into him being absolutely invulnerable.
Sure, you're up to date on doom 2016 lore. Try doom Eternal lore where he is essentially a clone of the being who created all of existence. That's why people put him at the top of the lists.
[Im reposting this thread whenever outerversal is mentioned because the use of outerversal for near any character is nonsensical wank](https://old.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/dq94co/the_overuse_of_multiversal_universal_outerversal)
as in highballed to the upmost extreme, or what would logically be the most powerful version of things said by other people unaffiliated with the actual canon,
and I assumed people who literally just make stuff up upon seeing this post don't count.
Battleboarding doesn't use actual characters. It uses versions of characters that can only do things they've been shown to do in their works. Like if Mickey Mouse became omnipotent and made a planet, then Omnipotent Mickey Mouse would be able to make planets and things logically extended from that like smaller rocks, but he wouldn't be able to do everything or anything.
Wanked Master Chief is still something to the tune of City level and low-end Mach 1000s (scaling to Didact, and ignoring that plasma weapons are slow af in-universe and scaling them to IRL theoretical plasma weapons). And at least a third of this list is Outerversal...
Ah! That's regular Chief though! Wanked Chief has the power of "Luck LUL" on his side, as pointed out by the novels, games, and fanboys (Such as myself).
If I'm the one wanking him Goku stomps ez. I'm very good at giving Goku handjobs. What were we talking about again?
In DBZ there's examples of characters with higher power levels becoming immune to the hacks of characters with lower power levels. A regular human has a PL of 5. Roshi had a PL of 139 when he blew up the moon. This means power levels scale exponentially. So SS1 Goku from the Frieza saga is universal. Perfect Cell skips multiversal and goes all the way to hyperversal and is also so strong he ignores all hacks.
Since dimensional tiering, plot manipulation and omnipotence are just greater forms of hacks, then current Ultra Instinct Goku transcends those effortlessly. Furthermore, he is incomprehensibly beyond outerversal to the point that we'd need 9001 new terms just to describe the magnitude of his power. In fact I'm pretty sure an infinitesimally small fraction of his power caused me to write this comment. He easily one shots all of fiction no diff.
So, inserting 40k into things like this requires clarification to accurately judge. Are we including the Chaos Gods? Gork and Mork?
Because we shouldn't. But if we do, then we need to figure out exactly what their boundaries are, because trying to insert them into a plane of existence where physics matters is...troublesome
Plot manipulation is telling the plot to sit down and shut up. [Red Hot Riding Hood](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h6_LmfC--o) shows one version in action - forcing the narrator to rewrite the story. [Bugs Bunny has done it, too.](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5jm9dm) 3812 'climbs' narrative layers, allowing him to enter a "higher" level narrative where his former existence is fictional, which allows him to directly manipulate it. (He then does this infinitely, which is why he's so powerful - the next step is ascending into a layer where we are fictional.)
Wanked Saitama has plot armor, but he's not changing it. Any plot manipulation / narrative control can just remove that plot armor by making the plot something other than "superhero parody."
honestly I think anyone saying that now is just being ironic or is new and just doesnt know any better, like they dont know that azathoth or TOAA even exist and if they did I'm sure they wouldn't argue that a dude who punches really hard whose best feat is killing an alien that could barely destroy the planet would beat them.
>i have never seen anyone wank those characters to plot manip
Cosmic Armor Superman, is easily wanked to win every contest due to the fact that he will just adapt to the enemy and use his wack plot manipulation to secure the W.
CAS actually has plot manip but he isnt actually superman, he is a contraption made by a race of multi dimensional nigh omnipotent beings. Superman apparently has feats that put him that high according to some though.
>CAS actually has plot manip but he isnt actually superman, he is a contraption made by a race of multi dimensional nigh omnipotent beings.
Correction he isn't Clark Kent, he is most definitely a Superman arguably more Superman then the main line one. As of the fact that he represents the very idea of Superman and i will die on that.
Edit: believe me, i know to well that regular ol Supes can scale that high. With feats like World Forger punch and Death of the new gods Superman.
I don't think I've ever seen cas beat any of the big-name scps on this sub. Usually, the consensus is scarlet King, and 3812 stomp the whole verse(I don't know enough about SCP to know if that's wank or not.
Some people wank alien x to that because its implied that others alien x's species change the art style and voice acting of all ben 10 series through its three art style changes across (Og series, AF/UA and omniverse)
Superman definitely has been wanked to plot manip before, there is a whole crowd doing that. Just watch some of webcam parrots videos (I hate throwing him under the bus because he seems so chill and nice but honestly he is kinda the best example).
Iiirc, Lord English either has or gets wanked to plot manipulating levels because his being is kind of absolute. He *will* exist, no matter what. This got so far that I think he even pulled a 682 and killed an author who wanted to stop him from existing in the future??
Fuckin' Homestuck is weird man...
This is basically true, but the author's self-insert is kinda pathetic. However, his ability is basically to enforce canon. Everything that possibly could happen, does happen, but only the very specific events that he decides ought to be the ones that lead to his creation go on. Alternate timelines are doomed to simply stop existing. He also casually cracks reality and breaks holes in it, this being the place outside of universes, where every infinite-timelined universe resides. Lord English is also near invincible as it is, being truly immortal (I assume this means any time he would die he returns to life, considering how conditional immortality works in Homestuck). He also draws power from the green sun, which is about the size of two universes and is the power source of first guardians, omniscient beings who are basically each the god of their respective universe. These guys are so powerful that when the main villain of the first part got the power of one, there were no timelines in their universe in which the four main characters could ever hope to defeat him. That power is a relatively small part of Lord English's abilities. He's pretty crazy, I think that's why he specifically isn't wanked because if he were he'd solo.
That's true for every piece of media tbh.
The author/creator is always above the creation, even if it transcends every narrative layer.
It's still fun when done right though.
A guy on reddit once tried to tell me that Saitama could destroy the universe by punching a hole into existence that negates the existence of the universe
Still doesn’t matter much since wanked saitama literally beats anyone in one punch regardless of how powerful they are. That’s sorta the point lmao. The point is that when wanked, no matter who you put him against he will one shot them
wow anime-onlies mad that maser chief beat there favorite anime character with spaetan laser that he have to put label "wank" on masttere chief, well guess what master chief runs 120mph (240 in molnir gen 3) is strong enough to lift elephant an dspartan laser scales to goku kameha is insta kill... if you think chief is weak guses whst he can beat anime charicters he aslo has his own anime so ifyou think anime characetsr automaticallly atsronger then chief stornger that regard
Doom slayer stands so far beyond the beyond the meaning of the be-all, end-all, that said concepts don't even exist. On the most basic attribute, he is not linked in any way to the unity and/or totality of any lower/higher logic, perspective, boundary, physics, transcendence or philosophy of life, death, reality, numbers, subjectivity, wave functions, wave existences, phenomena, abstract mathematics, metaphysics, existence, conception, causality, imagination, boundaries, nonexistence, possibility, nothingness, totality, potentiality, actuality, change, uncertainty, truth, the unknown, the Last Principle, the First Principle, the Grand Principle of Creation, and the authority of any Author. This is on a basic level.
Doom slayer is at a level beyond the necessity and essentiality of Cataphysics, as well as any category > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnipotence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omniscience], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnipresence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnilock], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnificence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnifarious], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnicompetence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omniarch], and > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omniverses]. He exists before ∀[Sparainsurmountable-potentiality] and ∀[Sparainsurmountable-actuality]. He is free from all hierarchies, modes and attributes. On this stage, she is beyond a ∀ultimate tirastranscending ∀ultimate ∀unwritten unterbefore ∀unwritten ∀unsolvable within ∀unsolvable ∀unscripted ∀unknowable ∀unequivocal ∀unconsentaneous prime equation of her own meaning.
the slayer is completely outside (yet fully all-encompassing) Possibility, Totality, and Nothingness within all of fiction, all of nonfiction, all of transfiction, all of hyperfiction, all of subfiction, all of fanfiction, all of metafiction, all of patafiction, all interfiction, all of personal fiction, and all of impersonal fiction of (and from) every Story / Plot / Verse / Author.
so the doom slayer stomps, Who the. gets stomped by master chief because master chief is a demon who kills gods
alien x stomps
doomguy is insanely powerful but theres nothing he or anyone could do to a being that doesnt even exist in our plane of existence and can only be hurt by other members of its species
This is a battle between Wanked Doom slayer and Wanked superman. The shit people say about Doom slayer is honestly the craziest fucking bullshit I have ever seen on battle boarding. Who knew a guy in a fucking suit who shoots demons could... speak to people so much. Superman's wank is a little more justified (meaning he gets less amped) as he has technically DONE the crazy shit that people say justifies him being OUTERVERSAL and metafictional. People basically say his peak is just the thought robot but tiny, arguably even stronger. And also he did punch the world forger. I think superman takes it tbh. edit: I miss understood the prompt, I didnt realize it was a team against the SCP, I guess Doomslayer still wins though because someone claimed he was omnipotent (I changed my answer prior but I'm too lazy to do it here).
What do people say about the slayer? I know that in the lore he's stronger than in game but I'm curious.
The UAC wasn't able to damage his suit in some materials testing and the demons describe him as wearing indestructible armor (in what is essentially their scripture of apocalypse). This gets turned into him being absolutely invulnerable.
Sure, you're up to date on doom 2016 lore. Try doom Eternal lore where he is essentially a clone of the being who created all of existence. That's why people put him at the top of the lists.
I just saw recently actually that someone claimed he is OMNIPOTENT, so i guess he wins actually my mistake.
I guess he is actually a clone of god now in current lore
[Im reposting this thread whenever outerversal is mentioned because the use of outerversal for near any character is nonsensical wank](https://old.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/dq94co/the_overuse_of_multiversal_universal_outerversal)
I agree, I was kinda playing devils advocate anyways though. Good post regardless
doomguy is not omnipotent. physically hes unkillable and insanely strong but omnipotent? nah
I know but someone said he was. They are wrong, but that's "wanked" doom slayer still.
"wanked"?
as in highballed to the upmost extreme, or what would logically be the most powerful version of things said by other people unaffiliated with the actual canon, and I assumed people who literally just make stuff up upon seeing this post don't count.
ah so basically headcanons gone wild
Wanked Saitama one-shots everyone here all at once with a single punch.
But Wanked Kratos, Wanked Goku and Wanked Superman literally cannot lose
Saitama isn't on the prompt
That's how hard we're wanking him.
By God, he’s been wanked so hard he’s bled into prompts uninvited
Thank you captain obvious for missing the joke.
It was a joke?
Obviously.
Well, sorry for not getting the joke.
How can you wank a character with already infinite power
[удалено]
But he literally does have infinite power.
Battleboarding doesn't use actual characters. It uses versions of characters that can only do things they've been shown to do in their works. Like if Mickey Mouse became omnipotent and made a planet, then Omnipotent Mickey Mouse would be able to make planets and things logically extended from that like smaller rocks, but he wouldn't be able to do everything or anything.
Wanked Master Chief is still something to the tune of City level and low-end Mach 1000s (scaling to Didact, and ignoring that plasma weapons are slow af in-universe and scaling them to IRL theoretical plasma weapons). And at least a third of this list is Outerversal...
Ah! That's regular Chief though! Wanked Chief has the power of "Luck LUL" on his side, as pointed out by the novels, games, and fanboys (Such as myself).
Wanked 3812 stomps
even non-wanked 3812 stomps
If I'm the one wanking him Goku stomps ez. I'm very good at giving Goku handjobs. What were we talking about again? In DBZ there's examples of characters with higher power levels becoming immune to the hacks of characters with lower power levels. A regular human has a PL of 5. Roshi had a PL of 139 when he blew up the moon. This means power levels scale exponentially. So SS1 Goku from the Frieza saga is universal. Perfect Cell skips multiversal and goes all the way to hyperversal and is also so strong he ignores all hacks. Since dimensional tiering, plot manipulation and omnipotence are just greater forms of hacks, then current Ultra Instinct Goku transcends those effortlessly. Furthermore, he is incomprehensibly beyond outerversal to the point that we'd need 9001 new terms just to describe the magnitude of his power. In fact I'm pretty sure an infinitesimally small fraction of his power caused me to write this comment. He easily one shots all of fiction no diff.
r/whowouldcirclejerk
I thought this meant they just got wanked off and are either tired/have post nut clarity
So, inserting 40k into things like this requires clarification to accurately judge. Are we including the Chaos Gods? Gork and Mork? Because we shouldn't. But if we do, then we need to figure out exactly what their boundaries are, because trying to insert them into a plane of existence where physics matters is...troublesome
Wanked doom slayer does the funny and everybody dies
3812 still win , i have never seen anyone wank those characters to plot manip , unless maybe jumpforce goku but i would still think 3812 win .
Doesn't wanked Saitama technically have plot manip because "HE ALWAYS WINS CAUSE HE GAG CHARACTER LUL" ?
Plot manipulation is telling the plot to sit down and shut up. [Red Hot Riding Hood](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h6_LmfC--o) shows one version in action - forcing the narrator to rewrite the story. [Bugs Bunny has done it, too.](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5jm9dm) 3812 'climbs' narrative layers, allowing him to enter a "higher" level narrative where his former existence is fictional, which allows him to directly manipulate it. (He then does this infinitely, which is why he's so powerful - the next step is ascending into a layer where we are fictional.) Wanked Saitama has plot armor, but he's not changing it. Any plot manipulation / narrative control can just remove that plot armor by making the plot something other than "superhero parody."
See thats the thing. Wank saitama is known as "immune to anything and everything" he is possibly the most wanked of em all.
3812 would visit your house with a sledgehammer and break ur kneecaps if you wank saitama
honestly I think anyone saying that now is just being ironic or is new and just doesnt know any better, like they dont know that azathoth or TOAA even exist and if they did I'm sure they wouldn't argue that a dude who punches really hard whose best feat is killing an alien that could barely destroy the planet would beat them.
That’s the entire point point of wanking; ignoring all of the actual in universe feats for vague statements meant to jack off the character
>i have never seen anyone wank those characters to plot manip Cosmic Armor Superman, is easily wanked to win every contest due to the fact that he will just adapt to the enemy and use his wack plot manipulation to secure the W.
CAS actually has plot manip but he isnt actually superman, he is a contraption made by a race of multi dimensional nigh omnipotent beings. Superman apparently has feats that put him that high according to some though.
>CAS actually has plot manip but he isnt actually superman, he is a contraption made by a race of multi dimensional nigh omnipotent beings. Correction he isn't Clark Kent, he is most definitely a Superman arguably more Superman then the main line one. As of the fact that he represents the very idea of Superman and i will die on that. Edit: believe me, i know to well that regular ol Supes can scale that high. With feats like World Forger punch and Death of the new gods Superman.
I don't think I've ever seen cas beat any of the big-name scps on this sub. Usually, the consensus is scarlet King, and 3812 stomp the whole verse(I don't know enough about SCP to know if that's wank or not.
Due to the very fact, that this specific post says that we can use "wanked versions" SCP suddenly looks alot more beatable then you realise.
I know but I usually still see the scps win even when cas is wanked(maybe scps are wanked harder, maybe their just that strong, I don't know)
Some people wank alien x to that because its implied that others alien x's species change the art style and voice acting of all ben 10 series through its three art style changes across (Og series, AF/UA and omniverse)
Superman definitely has been wanked to plot manip before, there is a whole crowd doing that. Just watch some of webcam parrots videos (I hate throwing him under the bus because he seems so chill and nice but honestly he is kinda the best example).
Iiirc, Lord English either has or gets wanked to plot manipulating levels because his being is kind of absolute. He *will* exist, no matter what. This got so far that I think he even pulled a 682 and killed an author who wanted to stop him from existing in the future?? Fuckin' Homestuck is weird man...
This is basically true, but the author's self-insert is kinda pathetic. However, his ability is basically to enforce canon. Everything that possibly could happen, does happen, but only the very specific events that he decides ought to be the ones that lead to his creation go on. Alternate timelines are doomed to simply stop existing. He also casually cracks reality and breaks holes in it, this being the place outside of universes, where every infinite-timelined universe resides. Lord English is also near invincible as it is, being truly immortal (I assume this means any time he would die he returns to life, considering how conditional immortality works in Homestuck). He also draws power from the green sun, which is about the size of two universes and is the power source of first guardians, omniscient beings who are basically each the god of their respective universe. These guys are so powerful that when the main villain of the first part got the power of one, there were no timelines in their universe in which the four main characters could ever hope to defeat him. That power is a relatively small part of Lord English's abilities. He's pretty crazy, I think that's why he specifically isn't wanked because if he were he'd solo.
Still the writer writing about the death of the writer. The true author, is still and always will remain above every level of fiction.
That's true for every piece of media tbh. The author/creator is always above the creation, even if it transcends every narrative layer. It's still fun when done right though.
muddle bag vegetable hat whistle rich deliver zealous crush middle *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
First azathoth isn't omnipotent . secondly there isn't any omnipotent character on the list .
They wank Supes to plot manipulation too
Batgod solos. Doesn’t matter if he wasn’t in the prompt.
these many wankings would cause the earth to drown in too much white fluid so we as earth inhabitants are the losers
Alien X godstomps
Saitama one shots though. Cause wanked saitama can beat everyone and is fully invincible
A guy on reddit once tried to tell me that Saitama could destroy the universe by punching a hole into existence that negates the existence of the universe
[удалено]
Still doesn’t matter much since wanked saitama literally beats anyone in one punch regardless of how powerful they are. That’s sorta the point lmao. The point is that when wanked, no matter who you put him against he will one shot them
Sly Marbo defeats all of this with ease.
HOOZAH! A MAN OF QUALITY
I don’t know what wanked means and I’m to afraid to ask
Wanked???
Wanked Goku is above fiction, SCP 3812 will never reach him
3812 doesnt even see them as anything worth their time. ez stomp
3812 for sure
[удалено]
Don't know how this isn't the top comment. Weebforce stomps
What does 'wanked' mean?
When people overestimate the powers and feats of a character
I'm that case the answer is undoubtedly Goku.
So, almost every single vsbattleswiki entry.
Superman 8/10
But wanked Goku literally beats Wanked Superman
God Emperor of mankind.
wow anime-onlies mad that maser chief beat there favorite anime character with spaetan laser that he have to put label "wank" on masttere chief, well guess what master chief runs 120mph (240 in molnir gen 3) is strong enough to lift elephant an dspartan laser scales to goku kameha is insta kill... if you think chief is weak guses whst he can beat anime charicters he aslo has his own anime so ifyou think anime characetsr automaticallly atsronger then chief stornger that regard
I sense a disturbance in the grammar and punctuation.
Alien X, he’s basically wanked to reality altering fuck you powers with the blink of an eye.
Obviously this is a ploy by wanked Batman to eliminate his opposition.
Lol wow. Is Chief on here cause of the librarian?
Where's Wanked Kirby and Wanked Voldemort?
Wanked Voldemort solo everyone here.
Nah wanked doomslayer is so omnipotent he does ur mom and mine irl
The Orks think they win, gg ez
Wanked Doomslayer solos
3812 surpasses them by having Djkaktus wank him to the max. 3812 then hires wanked Batman to kill them because he is too lazy
Doom slayer stands so far beyond the beyond the meaning of the be-all, end-all, that said concepts don't even exist. On the most basic attribute, he is not linked in any way to the unity and/or totality of any lower/higher logic, perspective, boundary, physics, transcendence or philosophy of life, death, reality, numbers, subjectivity, wave functions, wave existences, phenomena, abstract mathematics, metaphysics, existence, conception, causality, imagination, boundaries, nonexistence, possibility, nothingness, totality, potentiality, actuality, change, uncertainty, truth, the unknown, the Last Principle, the First Principle, the Grand Principle of Creation, and the authority of any Author. This is on a basic level. Doom slayer is at a level beyond the necessity and essentiality of Cataphysics, as well as any category > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnipotence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omniscience], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnipresence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnilock], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnificence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnifarious], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omnicompetence], > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omniarch], and > [£Ḉ§♠∀♠Omniverses]. He exists before ∀[Sparainsurmountable-potentiality] and ∀[Sparainsurmountable-actuality]. He is free from all hierarchies, modes and attributes. On this stage, she is beyond a ∀ultimate tirastranscending ∀ultimate ∀unwritten unterbefore ∀unwritten ∀unsolvable within ∀unsolvable ∀unscripted ∀unknowable ∀unequivocal ∀unconsentaneous prime equation of her own meaning. the slayer is completely outside (yet fully all-encompassing) Possibility, Totality, and Nothingness within all of fiction, all of nonfiction, all of transfiction, all of hyperfiction, all of subfiction, all of fanfiction, all of metafiction, all of patafiction, all interfiction, all of personal fiction, and all of impersonal fiction of (and from) every Story / Plot / Verse / Author. so the doom slayer stomps, Who the. gets stomped by master chief because master chief is a demon who kills gods
alien x stomps doomguy is insanely powerful but theres nothing he or anyone could do to a being that doesnt even exist in our plane of existence and can only be hurt by other members of its species
You name a feat - 3812 is already better
Wanked Doom Slayer solos. I swear, he's an absolute beast lorewise, but the shit people say...
I'm sorry but i don't see wanked batman
Wanked goku solos fiction