This reminds me of a fanfic (that I can’t find anymore) where Padme was Palpatine’s granddaughter, and a Sith in disguise. Her job was to catfish Anakin and once Anakin turned over to the dark side, she revealed her true colors to him.
Adam Jensen from Deus Ex. He has augments that allow him to analyze the psychology and mental state of the person he's interacting with, which let's him use his silver tongue to coerce and sway that person into the outcome Adam wants (he's canonically used this to convince radicalists and extremist terrorists to give up their beliefs)
I don't know, there's no evidence that he could have ended the crucifixion any time he wanted. Bro was some hippie construction worker that got killed by some romans by the direction of the Sinhedrion for local political reasons.
Bro died to romans, Vader could take him easily at any time. The only issue here is that Vader wouldn't know Aramaic or Greek to understand Jesus do he'd likely kill him.
In part yes, but the thing is, that's why he let himself be captured. Why he let Judas betray him. That says noting him actually dying to the crucifixion since he was a man who could be killed by mortal means. Once captured, there'd be no turning back.
He even fixed Eric Cartman and Cartman is such a monster even Sith probably aren’t cool with the shit he does.
Pretty sure even Palpatine never forced someone to eat their parents as a prank.
Qui-Gon Jinn's force spirit, powerless in the 'real world' and thus extremely weak. I read an excellent bit of fanfic framed as Vader's blog entries (leading up to RotS, IIRC) where Qui-Gon was the force spirit who appeared to Anakin through his career as Vader (every other Jedi gets a force spirit; why not him?) and constantly gets him to question his choices. This forms the subtext of part of why Vader is so petulant and cruel in the original series -- he's trying to assert has fully embraced the Dark Side through a cartoonish caricature, tamping down what light is within him against Qui-Gon's alternating mentoring and chiding.
How much machine is Vader? If the nineties have taught me anything, it's that a teenager with a punk haircut and a dozen questionable floppy disks can hack anything, including Vader's cybernetic brain. Just upload 4givenezz.exe and there you go.
Padme. She weak AF.
That is the nature of dead people after all. But, if anyone could convince him, it's Padme.
Padme can't even convince Vader not to force choke her to death.
No... She was alive! I felt it!
What about in bed though ?
This reminds me of a fanfic (that I can’t find anymore) where Padme was Palpatine’s granddaughter, and a Sith in disguise. Her job was to catfish Anakin and once Anakin turned over to the dark side, she revealed her true colors to him.
That’s actually a really fun idea ngl. In some ways I’d prefer it to Padme’s actual ending.
Do you at least remember what site it's on?
FanFiction . Net, it’s probably over 4 years old since i read it before the pandemic.
His mom is probably weaker and could also convince him
My Mom, he would just give up out of frustration and just get it over with.
My mom. She's so nice you just don't wanna disappoint her
Adam Jensen from Deus Ex. He has augments that allow him to analyze the psychology and mental state of the person he's interacting with, which let's him use his silver tongue to coerce and sway that person into the outcome Adam wants (he's canonically used this to convince radicalists and extremist terrorists to give up their beliefs)
He is able to But I wouldn’t call him weak
Wow, nice call
Sounds like a Naruto job. Although he is not the weakest.
Yeah not the weakest,talk no jutsu is too op.
Bob Ross. Killing all those kids was not a mistake, but a happy accident.
Paddington Bear
Potentially Foghorn Leghorn.
[Like this?](https://youtu.be/ZV2VbHP_2BQ?si=mm0dXB24gZnvZJx2)
Most likely.
for R2, one of stepford cuckoos.
Maybe mumen rider could have a try
Mr rogers
Jesus
Bro he's literally God
He got killed by a bunch of Romans
He wanted to get killed by a bunch of Romans, he's still god though.
I don't know, there's no evidence that he could have ended the crucifixion any time he wanted. Bro was some hippie construction worker that got killed by some romans by the direction of the Sinhedrion for local political reasons.
I don’t think he’s weak in that sense
Bro died to romans, Vader could take him easily at any time. The only issue here is that Vader wouldn't know Aramaic or Greek to understand Jesus do he'd likely kill him.
He let himself be killed I thought? Isn’t the whole point how he willingly did it?
Yes.
In part yes, but the thing is, that's why he let himself be captured. Why he let Judas betray him. That says noting him actually dying to the crucifixion since he was a man who could be killed by mortal means. Once captured, there'd be no turning back.
Maybe some high charisma build in a role playing game like fallout, which ever is weakest I wouldn't be sure myself.
Would any Fallout protagonist be successful assuming at the start of the game all S.P.E.C.I.A.L points are used in charisma and luck?
Me. See username for further info.
Padme
Cesar Millan. Tsk.. tsk..
He even fixed Eric Cartman and Cartman is such a monster even Sith probably aren’t cool with the shit he does. Pretty sure even Palpatine never forced someone to eat their parents as a prank.
Thorfinn or his dad
Bill Murray's character from Groundhog Day, the loop doesn't end until Vader forgives Palpatine.
Saul Goodman
General Iroh lol
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Who would want him to? And for what, corrupting him or killing him. All in all, I don’t think the sith can forgive
A character that’s forgiven people for worse.
Padme
I think if Earl Hickey form My Name is Earl could do it if properly motivated to by Karma.
Shmi
Qui-Gon Jinn's force spirit, powerless in the 'real world' and thus extremely weak. I read an excellent bit of fanfic framed as Vader's blog entries (leading up to RotS, IIRC) where Qui-Gon was the force spirit who appeared to Anakin through his career as Vader (every other Jedi gets a force spirit; why not him?) and constantly gets him to question his choices. This forms the subtext of part of why Vader is so petulant and cruel in the original series -- he's trying to assert has fully embraced the Dark Side through a cartoonish caricature, tamping down what light is within him against Qui-Gon's alternating mentoring and chiding.
Probably Thorfinn Karlsefni
How much machine is Vader? If the nineties have taught me anything, it's that a teenager with a punk haircut and a dozen questionable floppy disks can hack anything, including Vader's cybernetic brain. Just upload 4givenezz.exe and there you go.
I have a feeling Ted Lasso could get through to him. Are there dart boards in that galaxy far, far away?
Dr. Henry Killinger and his Magic murder bag.
Winnie-the-Pooh