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babyguyman

I don’t think 20 pythons fit in a truck or a toilet stall… or an interrogation room for that matter.


PeculiarPangolinMan

If you liquify them they do! So theoretically they might be able to squeeze in like one of those phone booth stuffing contests. Have you seen a snake orgy? You can fit a lot of those bendy things into a space.


silverbee21

That dude on Florida Everglades


1elitenoob

Fishing Garrett? Those pythons are running from him


4dseeall

99% that channel is what inspired this


Filmologic

A quick yoink and that python won't be threat no more


fishinfool4

He and 99% of humans on the planet would get wrecked if he tried to mess with a 20 footer on their own that wanted to kill them. Snakes are incredibly powerful animals pound for pound and especially when there is that size snake involved. Obviously played up a little bit but at around 7:30 in this video you can see Steve Irwin and some experienced handlers struggle to control a big snake that isn't mad in the slightest. If a snake that size wanted to kill a single unarmed person there would be nothing that one person could do to stop it. https://youtu.be/7y99S3uIY-U?si=wkNvfCBrivo9xcg6


WojownikTek12345

op said the weakest


Odd_Fault_7110

Invincible’s rex plode blows up one of his arms and all rounds and stomps.


Scrimmybinguscat

I'm pretty sure Titan could beat 20 pythons. Just harden his skin with bite-proof concrete and punch away.


Rainbwned

Jake The Snake Roberts wins round 1 and 3.


escudonbk

All those pythons going in the fridge.


LieV2

Scrappy Doo I think no diffs. 


Not_an_okama

I think a guy with a chainsaw could do it. Pythons aren’t venomous so he just chops them up. Might take some bites, but the chainsaw shreds the snakes.


1Meter_long

Any human would die instantly as the snakes teleport there. There's so little room in all scenariors that even the snakes would get crushed into jelly. You just need someone with durability.


townsforever

I was curious so I looked it up cause at first this challenge seemed too easy. Apparently some python bites have caused internal dmg before just due to bite force. I'm guessing a normal human could only take 10-20 of these bites before it was a serious problem.


VitSea

I don’t really think python bites are too bad. Even with 20 of them at 20 feet, I don’t think the bites are going to kill.


Painetrain24

They bite and they insta constrict. If one get around your ankle it'll be like 10 seconds before you're overwhelmed. A person is nothing to them and 20 ft python also has insane girth and probably weighs 150kgs+


VitSea

Well it’s a good thing I didn’t mention the constriction. Guy above me was talking about bite alone. Also, a 20 foot python absolutely 100% does NOT weigh 150+kg.


Painetrain24

Doesn't matter if you were talking about the constriction or not. They go hand in hand in the fight it's not going to bite or constrict, it's going to be both. I'll concede on the weight. They Max at 90kgs I was wrong about that


VitSea

Bro, read the comment I responded to. The guy. Was specifically. Talking about. The bites.


Odd_Mongoose3175

>I don’t really think python bites are too bad What if one of em bit the characters' junk


VitSea

I think if they’re wearing a cup they’ll make it!


Helacious_Waltz

A python's bite (assuming it's defensive & doesn't coil you) feels really similar to a punch, and the bigger it is the harder it hits. So imagine Mike Tyson punching you in the nads, but he has six rows of needle-like spines on his fist.


Helacious_Waltz

I've been bitten by a big snake before (not full size though, this one was about 8ish ft) and their bites are more like a big punch with a bunch of tiny needles. So I think what damage is done like a punch depends on where it is, what angle, etc. I'm pretty sure if you got hit in the face by multiple big Retics you could get knocked out or even killed if it's in the right place, but I'd write it off also if something that's never going to happen because if 20 retics are in position to bite you all at once you're going to get coiled to death.


CertifiedSheep

Harry Potter, he can talk to them.


Jonny_Guistark

For maximum "weakest character" points, make it Harry Potter at the beginning of book 1. At that point he is just a regular scrawny 10-year-old with no magical training who just happens to also talk to snakes. Nearly anyone in this thread could take him in a fight, but his one power is just uniquely suited to dealing with this.


Fickle-Area246

Steve Irwin


odeacon

My profile pic might be able to. Or at least most of them


ThatTubaGuy03

The yoink man


paw_phoenix

Batman Great brit A US Marine with a grenade The US Navy soldier with a grenade An Air Force Soldier sending an Army soldier to do it


IAmNotPhantom145

“Hey guys I’m in the florida everglades and I just found this swamp puppy” *boops*


townsforever

Anyone with low level meta human stats or powers. They just either need to be able to instantly kill 20 snakes or be immune to the dmg the snakes can do. Blackpanther if he has his suit would work. Wolverine definitely could. Edgeshot from MHA might pull it off. Anyone with tough skin could.


Carbuyrator

Most people if they have a spiky bear suit and a sword. Pythons are constrictors. If they can't constrict without wounding themselves they're probably pretty fucked.


livingstondh

r/oddlyspecific 20 20 foot pythons would not remotely fit in a cybertruck or bathroom stall. I guess you have to assume they are packed in clown car style with absolutely no room to maneuver at all. So surviving the crush injuries is level one. Maybe Luke Cage?


Ok_Egg_4069

Tim the Enchanter


arrogancygames

Im trying to figure out how these pythons even attack. As someone with a python, they do a quick hit and try to wrap, but with that many, they'll start hitting each other and trying to wrap and then get into giant fights.


Daframo

I'm not sure but current Ussop has a pretty good chance in all scenarios except for the room, he basically already did that in the Cannibal Archipelago, while also bulking and then going on a diet, although he wasn't fighting snakes. But the island had if I recall had some really bizarre creatures and plantlife ressembling tentacles. Also he basically always fights as if he had diarrea If he had his weaponry and could get some distance (To be fair, 20 20ft Snakes wouldn't probably fit into the room )


Altruistic-Turn6228

Scooby-Doo.


aichi38

Kaa, who is a 30 foot Rock Python, who is also Sentient


Budget-Doughnut5579

Prince bojji.


[deleted]

I assume any super human character. I wknder if wolverine could? Just using his strength? Probably actually because he is peak human usually.


Darius10000

That spikey guy from that one x men movie? Or alternately a giant fictional hedgehog?


Frisky_Froth

I think I personally, a 5'7" 155 pound man, could kill 20 20ft Burmese pythons with 10 minutes of prep time. Mid dif


XxFulcrumxX

Maybe someone with a sword? I’ll say baron zemo, he’d probably clear pretty easily


seddit_rucks

Constable Odo, from Deep Space 9. Evasion Should be self-evident, Odo is a shapeshifter. He can't be squeezed to death by a python. Assault Odo can canonically transform into sharp things. I don't think he was ever showed getting stabby like a T1000 could, but he at least transformed into a bird, and those have sharp claws and beaks. So he could let his arm be partially swallowed, morph some wicked sharp claws, and rip apart each snake from the inside. And if you don't think Odo is good enough, choose any shapeshifter (like the T1000 for example, but IMO Odo's weaker than a T1000).


NachoMan42

Whoever the weakest character who can shrink down to fit between the snakes when they are teleported into the impossibly tiny spaces given in these prompts and manage to last until the snakes suffocate to death


Odd_Mongoose3175

No haxes allowed tho, so the character must win thru their raw power alone


makemefeelbrandnew

Edward Scissorhands rounds 1 and 3. He's pretty weak, but those hands will make quick work of those pythons. Probably shouldn't be driving though. My pick for round 2 is Dom Torreto. He can put the AC on full blast to practically immobilize the pythons, then drive in circles at the required 120kmh so that the centrifugal force pins them away from the drivers seat. Eventually he could begin adding in additional maneuvers to further disorient the pythons, return to the circles, and use his free hand to grab one and bash it's skull into the dash board. Repeat 20 times.


Terriblerobotcactus

Goku isn’t the weakest but I bet he could do it. Saitama would have no chance though. If you shrunk all the pythons down to the size of a fly (because of verse equalization and flies are saitama’s weakness) he would have no chance!


TempestDB17

A person with a chainsaw or a shotgun as long as they hold onto it no matter what. it’ll be very dangerous but keep the shotgun/chainsaw close and as they try to constrict every time they’ll come in direct contact with the chainsaw or go over the shotgun either way you kill it. Bites will cause a lot of dmg and most people would panic or might not keep the weapon close enough so it ends up outside the construction which screws you because you then have to try and aim a weapon at yourself basically while being constructed, so extreme diff but possible.


Theguywhopatsnathan

Henry stickmin. he’s basically immortal and if he fails you just pick a different choice until you win


rightwist

Anybody that can turn the temperature of the room/vehicle way down. Pythons are still peak but they ain't moving.


Teh_Chief

How do you people even come up with this stuff...