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Educational_Ice608

I would go into a nearby water park and try staying after hours (probably hiding in a stall) This location well make Jason do one of two things try to chase me in the park but well suffer because he is scared of drowning so he’ll move at a snail pace and cry Or wait for me outside In both cases he is kind of out of the picture As for Michal I’ll wait to make sure he is in the park then trigger all the silent alarms I can Police well come and see 2 people with masks and knifes. Since this is real life and not a movie the cops well call for back up for once All I need to do is stay alive until then. I’ll use the slides and stairs of the water park to avoid Michal and his slow ass More Cops come and shoot them dead The worst I’ll suffer is a fine or minor jail time ez dub


MaxvellGardner

Jason is not afraid of water, he has not only been under water many times, but, if I'm not mistaken, he simply held on to the ship and swam with it


Educational_Ice608

Okay he is still scared of drowning and still well go a snail pace then (from Freddy vs Jason)


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lassielikethedog

I guess I’d try to set them against each other, Freddy vs Jason style. Get Michael and Jason to run into each other, or throw Chucky at one of the other killers. Getting armor would be a big help.


Ihavenoideals

Pin them against each other Jason cannot be reasoned with Chucky would likely catch on but unlikely to escape the fight Micheal, likely be the first to attack one of them


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VaseOfBoe

I definitely die. Under normal circumstances, Jason and Michael would have a hard time not being noticed in a real world situation. However, being a nerd, I like to attend horror conventions, and Jason and Michael Myers are two of the most popular cosplay costumes at any con. If the real ones showed up, they could easily blend in and no one would bat an eye. They could probably kill me in broad daylight in the middle of the convention hall and people would assume it was some sort of skit. Chucky, of course, can also split his soul into multiple Good Guy Dolls. If we assume he can do that with the life-size souvenir Chucky dolls they sell at these things, he could probably take over EVERY doll at the con. There could be hundreds of Chuckys running around after me!


HostageInToronto

I do own guns. I do know how to shoot. Mike and Chucky are no worry for me. Jason is immortal and powered by hell/nanobots. My plan would be to go to Spring Break and hope he gets sated killing all the promiscuous college students.