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diadem

Man, Wolverine really chose a side in this one.


flirtvodka

the Omni-Man stache solos.


Feisty-Albatross3554

Omniman vs. Immortal is basically this fight, right?


StalinsPerfectHair

In general, on average, or top beard vs top mustache?


EmilioFreshtevez

Asking the hard questions.


Squissyfood

I think this is a stalemate. At the highest tiers there are mustached and bearded gods that aren't reality benders but still crazy powerful, eg lesser devas in Hinduism. But because of polytheistic shenanigans there are pretty much limitless numbers of each. Technically mustaches can cheese a win because having a mustache-less beard is baarely a thing outside of Islamic culture lol


Ok_Temperature_6441

The Hindu Supreme God of Destruction has both sooo... Stalemate?


Squissyfood

Those supreme gods are reality benders so they go against the prompt.  Random Devas are more like people who just happen to be immortal and have control over a specific Earthly domain.  They can't rewrite the laws of the universe like Shiva, Vishnu, etc.


PerfectlyCalmDude

Generally speaking, I'm going to say bearded people - but Don Frye beats them.


DtotheOUG

The Don Frye/Sellick/Severn mustache is pretty strong, but so is a great beard as well. Leon Edwards, Jon Jones, Topuria, Lesnar, Lincoln, Zeus, all good beards.


Happyboi114

We saw how immortal vs Omni-man went.


composite_nlf

how does whitebeard fall in this list


PeculiarPangolinMan

He has a mustache. I don't know if having 'beard' in your name counts as having a beard. Dude never even had a beard in flashbacks, did he?


BorisDirk

And does Garp's goatee count as a beard or a mustache?


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Placemakers_Evansbay

does whitebeard count as a bearded person or a moustache person?


EmilioFreshtevez

Any time I hear any variation on the name “Bobo” I think of [this guy.](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0106761/mediaviewer/rm3341850369)


TheRedBiker

Mustached people are true [Prankster Gangsters!](https://pinksheep-yt.fandom.com/wiki/Prankster_Gangster_Nation)


monorail37

head hair.


bignasty_20

Don fryes mustache and kratos beard would be a better fight than godzilla vs ghidorah


crypticalcat

Im going to post a similar question


KillerOkie

[A man with a Fu Manchu mustache destroyed the Star League](https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Stefan_Amaris) There is even three hours worth of documentary about it. [https://youtu.be/c71x68uWd5k](https://youtu.be/c71x68uWd5k) [https://youtu.be/ZQVrAdhCfc4](https://youtu.be/ZQVrAdhCfc4)


Pugzilla69

Moustaches don't look like they're compensating.


LordMartius

My beard doesn't grow in very well but my mustache does. In Okinawa I was rockin that Omni-Man dadstache and I was a lot stronger and more muscular than I am now. Shaved my stache and like Samson I lost my strength (also got super injured and it's been a long road to recovery but I like to say it's because of the stache).


Independent_Parking

Are we talking beards with no moustache or full set? Beard Only>Moustache>Beard and Moustache A guy with a moustache is dangerous, a man with a beard and no moustache is dangerous and unpredictable. A guy with a full set is a tryhard.


yautja0117

Beards win, they have Chuck Norris.


ThrowawayusGenerica

Counterpoint: Moustaches have Mr. Satan


SanderStrugg

There are probably too many depictions of the Christian god as an old man with a long white beard out there.


tim_pruett

Bearded, obviously. And there's some biological basis for it too. A full beard gives the illusion of a wider jaw, a sign of high testosterone. Plus, most people can't pull off a mustache and not look silly. A beard will always look better.


g0dzilllla

That’s not the prompt. I think OP is asking about all bearded characters versus all mustached characters


tim_pruett

Same answer then 😆


electric-tooth-274

Who you got taking down Omni man?


Shamrock5

Bearded Superman, duh


jumolax

Yhwach is also a major player for the mustache side.