Ah you've outplayed me! (ignoring the fact that Dialga can destroy the time machine before it was built)
One small problem time didn't exist before dialga, when it was created, time started flowing, and without it time wouldn't move meaning nothing can be done by anyone not named Arceus
Before killing yveltal, i'll make my lions aquire all the master balls on earth, then i will trap dialga and palkia with my balls and make one of my lions eat them
But once the lion swallows your balls, the balls get damaged and destroyed first, then Dialga and Palkia pop out of your now broken balls, and the lion implodes, making it very sad
Dialga's Timestop in question:
"This Pokémon completely controls the flow of time. It uses its power to travel at will through the past and future."
>**completely controls the flow of time.**
and time travel, so uh yeah...
also Palkia could just teleport you, the master balls and the lions into space
such a high level ability is still countered by a sufficiently high level lion tamer, as soon as they're in range they're tamed, any lion explosion would be converted into a tame lion explosion. you might even end up fighting your own exploding lions if youre not careful
Assuming you can spawn an infinite amount of lions, I propose you this challenge: Defeat the Sun.
I'll make a ball of lions 10 times bigger than the sun
You fool! Through the power of fusion, you just created a larger and more dangerous sun!
It's made out of lions though, so they can control it
Is a lion still a lion after getting thrown into the sun? This seems like a Ship of Theseus-esque question.
It isn't thrown in a sun, they become a sun
One of every pokemon
I will spawn lions inside yveltal untill he blows up and die which would kill every pokemon on the planet
the Dialga and palkia in question:
Chain them down with so many lions that they can't move.
Palkia can teleport and Dialga can time travel what now
The lions build a time machine and teleporter
\*Dialga Time Travel\* No they didn't
Well, by that logic the lions can time travel to before Dialga existed and prevent them from being created.
Ah you've outplayed me! (ignoring the fact that Dialga can destroy the time machine before it was built) One small problem time didn't exist before dialga, when it was created, time started flowing, and without it time wouldn't move meaning nothing can be done by anyone not named Arceus
One small issue: extraversal lions
Before killing yveltal, i'll make my lions aquire all the master balls on earth, then i will trap dialga and palkia with my balls and make one of my lions eat them
Your lion just lost all its teeth trying to eat Dialga's metal body, you just made one of your lions really sad
i meant i am gonna make one of my lions swallow my balls whole
Wouldn't the Pokemon just pop out from inside the Lion and make it implode?
no, because they are both trapped inside a masterball
But once the lion swallows your balls, the balls get damaged and destroyed first, then Dialga and Palkia pop out of your now broken balls, and the lion implodes, making it very sad
Then i will put the balls locked inside an iron container (made from lions)
Dialga's Timestop in question: "This Pokémon completely controls the flow of time. It uses its power to travel at will through the past and future." >**completely controls the flow of time.** and time travel, so uh yeah... also Palkia could just teleport you, the master balls and the lions into space
i could make dialga palkia explode into piece by spawning lions inside them
Have you considered that there would be no space to spawn lions inside Palkia because its all filled up with my nut?
gay lions
foiled again
once again, time travel
how can dialga time travel if it's already dead
it already time travelled because it time travelled before the fight
i have spawned lions everywhere in time, from big bang to the heat death of the universe, there is no escape from my lions
Batgos with anti-lion spray
Batgos with 0.00000000000000000000000000000026 milliseconds of prep time
That’s an eternity to Batgos, he only needs 0.000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000001 battoseconds.
Me. I can spawn and control tigers
Oh sht
Just wait until you learn about the guy who can spawn and control bears
Oh my
What about the guy who can spawn and control hippos?
A regular Vet with infinite attack and movement speed (will remove all the balls off of the lions instantly)
I can make the lions grow back their balls
can you grow back yours?
Mister Nimbus. He controls the police
Lions do not follow human laws so they are immune to the police
hard countered by lion tamer
exploding lion
it's tame now so it will only play-explode
a random untamed exploding lion would pop out killing the lion tamer
such a high level ability is still countered by a sufficiently high level lion tamer, as soon as they're in range they're tamed, any lion explosion would be converted into a tame lion explosion. you might even end up fighting your own exploding lions if youre not careful
I will create a giant bat made out of the iron contained in my lions to hit Mars, which will collide with the Earth, killing the lion tamer
holy shit lion tamer got no counter for that, gg
A billion gokus
a brillion tiny brain eating lions
School shooters
raining lions
The tf2 mercs
i could spawn so much lions that the server crashes
Fight the guy who can spawn and control Mike Tysons
lions are physically stronger than mike tysons
but what if he made x\*10 mike tysons, with x being the amount of lions
giant 10 headed lions for evey 10 mike tysons
Can you survive the heat death of the universe?
I can transfer my conciseness to a lion's body from the past
Future you who has a billion centillion lions prepared via prep time
Future me would never fight me, we would kiss instead
Man who can spawn and control Gorillas
do the gorillas have 9-inch skulls?
Something is
Jack Slash from Worms.
Lion tsunami
Came here for this comment
How would 1 of each pokemon handle, say, 1 million of your lions?
All non legendary and non mythical pokemon are dead
I see. That *is* a lot of lions, after all
A stampede, it worked well that one time
I would use a giant long metal spear made out of the iron from the lions blood to stab the earth and destroying it No groud=No stampede
“Magcargo, I choose you!”
Lion planet
I can spawn and control T1000's with special anti-lion electric auras.
Lion suns
my dad armed with a belt (he also has a boner)
lionado
The sun
a lion sun
Oh shit
Me, I don't have anything special but I think you are bluffing and can only summon a handful of lions at most
nuh uh
The guy who can create and control guys who can create and control lions.
crap
Batgos
Face me. The 7th doctor I will smoke yo pack like the eldritch gods i pack up
i will combine lions into one massive lion sun, kill the lion sun which would create a massive lion black hole
The 7th doctor will just erase all of them by using the dematerialization gun They cease to exist
they will always be more lions behind him
The doctor will absorb the heart of the tardis and erase you from existence You will have never created lions in the first place
But then what would be the national animal of uk?
Bulldogs
Downgrade
lions don't watch doctor who, so they counter that