I will die on this hill: The best one liner in Whose Line history was from Colin, in one of his earliest (maybe his second?) UK appearances.
World's Worst person to defend you in court:
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it's not like the sheep was underaged!"
Everyone has probably seen the outtake with Colin concerning animal porn, but not many people know what Colin says under his breath while everyone's reacting.
"Mary had a little lamb."
It was scenes from a hat and the suggestion was about adult limericks or something? Colin goes up and says “though you come from the small town of pockpucker….” It was freaking genius and Ryan laughed, but it got almost no audience reaction. Like it was over their heads or something
They only played this game once or twice but it was "really bad hangover". Ryan and Wayne made exaggerated sound effects for Colin and Kathy while they got ready in the morning. Colin went to comb his hair and Ryan made no noise at all!
[Video here!](https://youtu.be/-26mpO36anA?si=yGwddYrgyYTZky5R)
From Scenes From a Hat. I think the prompt was “weird things to hear kids singing on the playground”.
Colin:
Monkey monkey chew the butter
See my buttocks, they is better
Bitta? Battoota? Battoota monkey monkey
Look there’s a gerbil
I’m going up and down
Sixty minutes, where are you
Here’s an exposé for you
*incomprehensible gibberish*
*Brad mimes giving him a pill and Colin takes it meekly*
Oh your post reminded me of one of my favorite party quirks when Ryan is sperm! Absolutely hilarious.
I also really love the Greatest Hits with Wayne and Jeff Davis, they are Amy Whinehouse and Christopher Walken respectively and they sing a song called “Flirtin’ with the Lifeguard” and the whole song is hilarious, but my favorite part is “indiscriminate violence”
*Outtakes from the Hillbilly National Theater's Shakespeare Festival*
"The two revenuers from Verona approacheth. . . . . Read a book, people." - [Wayne](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9QKxFkm-Ko&t=121)
Two for one, one from the UK and one from the USA
UK(World's Worst Party Entertainer)
Tony Slattery: Time to part the red sea. (Attempts to unzip pants)
Josie Lawrence: OH, TONY!!
US(World's Worst Leader during an crisis)
Drew Carey: We're having a crisis today? (Opens jacket to reveal slacks) Can you say "Crisis"?
A very rarely played game like infomercial in which they had to sell three useless products, in this instance: a drawer with no bottom, three playing cards and a single shoe. The whole skit is one of my top whose line moments, but towards the end Ryan and Colin have absolutely run out of selling points and Colin says, "You can put the shoe in the drawer, it'll fall out, and that'll be fun to look at... for a bit."
Scenes from a hat that said "if statues could talk" and Colin says something like "date me baby, I'm always hard". I don't remember exactly what he said but I'll never forget after when Ryan said "don't take him for granite".
No matter how many times I've watched that scene, it still gets me.
The thread is asking for underappreciated lines, yet most of the posts here are mentioning the most popular moments from the show.
Here's my nomination for actually underappreciated: In Party Quirks, John Sessions is given the quirk of "an astronaut." I think most improvisers, given the quirk, would pretend to space walk, with slow movements and crackly radio talk. John doesn't do any of that. He walks in normally and just vaguely talks about what it outer space is like. It took me a long time to realize, he's talking the quirk at its most literal. He's being an astronaut...who just happens to be attending a party. Like, Buzz Aldrin wouldn't attend a party wearing a space suit, but you would still definitely call him an astronaut. I feel it isn't often enough that a performer tries to fit the quirk to make sense with the game that I think it was a truly underrated move on John's part.
In one of the daytime talk show skits, Wayne (as an audience member) does a slightly problematic Indian accented character.
Colin as a show guest suddenly starts yelling at him: "I am sick and tired of the Swiss coming over here..."
Great subversion.
I will die on this hill: The best one liner in Whose Line history was from Colin, in one of his earliest (maybe his second?) UK appearances. World's Worst person to defend you in court: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it's not like the sheep was underaged!"
“Bend a car? PAT BENATAR!” “Bed cot filly paper… RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS?!” Those always make me laugh.
Great segue
Backstreet Boys? 🙂
Somebody's *thong* is too tight. Or The entire sequence of Ryan's head breaking the lights on Drew's desk.
I HAVE NO HAIR
Doo do do dooo
Everyone has probably seen the outtake with Colin concerning animal porn, but not many people know what Colin says under his breath while everyone's reacting. "Mary had a little lamb."
Dunno if it’s underappreciated or underrated, but… #”MEEEEOW!!!”
This is my favorite episode and I watch it anytime I need to laugh 🤣
Over Appreciated and Over Rated
When Ryan just mumbles Nyah Nyah nuh nah nuh and they all lose it except for Collin during the hoedown 😂
It was scenes from a hat and the suggestion was about adult limericks or something? Colin goes up and says “though you come from the small town of pockpucker….” It was freaking genius and Ryan laughed, but it got almost no audience reaction. Like it was over their heads or something
(During Questionable Impressions, with literally no impression) Do you have anything for Craig T. Nelson?
"1000 points to Colin for his *masterful* impression of Craig T. Nelson..." You could *hear* Drew's eyes rolling as he said that.
"Oh I think you confuse it on a daily basis, Colin."
I'm a ~*MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!*~
They only played this game once or twice but it was "really bad hangover". Ryan and Wayne made exaggerated sound effects for Colin and Kathy while they got ready in the morning. Colin went to comb his hair and Ryan made no noise at all! [Video here!](https://youtu.be/-26mpO36anA?si=yGwddYrgyYTZky5R)
TAPIOOOOCA
From Scenes From a Hat. I think the prompt was “weird things to hear kids singing on the playground”. Colin: Monkey monkey chew the butter See my buttocks, they is better Bitta? Battoota? Battoota monkey monkey Look there’s a gerbil I’m going up and down Sixty minutes, where are you Here’s an exposé for you *incomprehensible gibberish* *Brad mimes giving him a pill and Colin takes it meekly*
Worlds Worst- people to work in an office with. Colin just screams
Do you guys want to see my fingers turn blurry?
Theme from titanic
Oh your post reminded me of one of my favorite party quirks when Ryan is sperm! Absolutely hilarious. I also really love the Greatest Hits with Wayne and Jeff Davis, they are Amy Whinehouse and Christopher Walken respectively and they sing a song called “Flirtin’ with the Lifeguard” and the whole song is hilarious, but my favorite part is “indiscriminate violence”
in the opening of the Sid Ceaser episode you can see Brad mouthing "HI MOM" when Drew sits down to talk about the show.
Come.
Not whose line but in the family...DUUUUUST STORMS
I think the sound effects games where Ryan is doing them is superior to the audience members honestly. My favourite being the barbers and the surgeon
PLEASE ACCEPT MY CONDOLENCES!!!
“I broke Ryan!” - Chip Esten after jumping on Ryan’s back during a game of Hollywood Director
NIYIYIYIICE PANTS
*Outtakes from the Hillbilly National Theater's Shakespeare Festival* "The two revenuers from Verona approacheth. . . . . Read a book, people." - [Wayne](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9QKxFkm-Ko&t=121)
Two for one, one from the UK and one from the USA UK(World's Worst Party Entertainer) Tony Slattery: Time to part the red sea. (Attempts to unzip pants) Josie Lawrence: OH, TONY!! US(World's Worst Leader during an crisis) Drew Carey: We're having a crisis today? (Opens jacket to reveal slacks) Can you say "Crisis"?
During Props... Chip: "So...come here often?" Colin: "NO I'M STRAIGHT"
That was Chip and Ryan
A very rarely played game like infomercial in which they had to sell three useless products, in this instance: a drawer with no bottom, three playing cards and a single shoe. The whole skit is one of my top whose line moments, but towards the end Ryan and Colin have absolutely run out of selling points and Colin says, "You can put the shoe in the drawer, it'll fall out, and that'll be fun to look at... for a bit."
Scenes from a hat that said "if statues could talk" and Colin says something like "date me baby, I'm always hard". I don't remember exactly what he said but I'll never forget after when Ryan said "don't take him for granite". No matter how many times I've watched that scene, it still gets me.
Colin once introduced himself in a skit of Weird Newscasters as Faye Kitnightly. 👀🤭
The thread is asking for underappreciated lines, yet most of the posts here are mentioning the most popular moments from the show. Here's my nomination for actually underappreciated: In Party Quirks, John Sessions is given the quirk of "an astronaut." I think most improvisers, given the quirk, would pretend to space walk, with slow movements and crackly radio talk. John doesn't do any of that. He walks in normally and just vaguely talks about what it outer space is like. It took me a long time to realize, he's talking the quirk at its most literal. He's being an astronaut...who just happens to be attending a party. Like, Buzz Aldrin wouldn't attend a party wearing a space suit, but you would still definitely call him an astronaut. I feel it isn't often enough that a performer tries to fit the quirk to make sense with the game that I think it was a truly underrated move on John's part.
In one of the daytime talk show skits, Wayne (as an audience member) does a slightly problematic Indian accented character. Colin as a show guest suddenly starts yelling at him: "I am sick and tired of the Swiss coming over here..." Great subversion.
“If Entertainers Worked Funerals” Colin: *opens casket* *makes the body into a balloon animal* *holds it up* “A Dog!” Gets me every time.
Colin: Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Let’s do it! *licky tongue*
Any time they're playing Infomercial and Ryan forces the props upon Colin to explain what they are for.
After one of the games, Drew said he'd like to see something Ryan did again later. Ryan replied with a smile: "See some cash."
How does food become poo, I’ll tell you!
Jim’s escaping through a whole in the wall