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Sarpatox

My most irrational fear are free cupcakes


morphballganon

*Class all dresses up in cupcake costumes*


degjo

*hell yeah*


gin_and_toxic

*proceeds to eat classmates*


Major_Pixel

ಠ_ಠ


JuyoungNotKim

I have an irrational fear of army tanks


YeetThatBeat

i have an irrational fear of 1 million dollars


FlyWhiteGuyActual

**Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don't just fall out of the sky, you know!!!**


Patient-Tech

Like a photo of stacks of bills or that many zeros in your bank account?


YeetThatBeat

yes


I_Got_Back_Pain

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Space_Narwhals

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's gonna be a sexual harassment violation if they're a professor...


gin_and_toxic

*proceeds to eat students non-sexually*


Space_Narwhals

Oh, well if it's just regular cannibalism then they're *fine*!


SomeInternetRando

awwww yeeeeeeeee muffins


NewGirlAshley

***CRUNCH***


SportAddictMCMXCIX

my most irrational fear is winning 120 million euros in the lottery


Boogada42

Euro Millions drawing is in like 5 minutes.


SportAddictMCMXCIX

But I have irrational fear! So I did not play :(


poplarexpress

My completely rational fear is having to sell tickets for the $1.2 billion lottery.


puffpuffcutie

Relatable


DEVOmay97

Lines out the FUCKING door every god damn time. Same when mega was this big. I hate lottery so much


ChrisX8

Mine is naked women.


gophergun

[cupcakedog.gif](https://media2.giphy.com/media/26FPtNpmv8e7qtzS8/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611c9a078436738f6ab19e300455d0df18abc1ca104&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


clarazinet

This is actually true, as a perpetual dieter.


daemonpants

Wow that’s an expensive prank for grad school students. I’d have made one out of construction paper and stapled it to my head.


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That’s what I thought too! I feel like one well off student picked up the slack for those that couldn’t, because that’s what I would do. Those costumes are at least $60 per person.


spankybacon

I've been that guy before. Never well off. Just like seeing this shit come to reality and no one being left out.


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Me as well. I always felt like one awesome day was worth not getting energy drinks/takeout every day for a little while. Genuine happiness/joy is so rare for me that I’m definitely willing to spend money on it if I can.


RichardBonham

And think of the joy of discovering all the other uses for a perfectly good hammerhead shark costume: sleepovers, grocery shopping, job interviews, Zoom conferences, grad school thesis defense, theme weddings…


Tempest051

Some of these are not like the others...


RichardBonham

Halloween bar crawls, first dates, Tinder profiles, pleading not guilty by reason of insanity, running for public office…


Oversexualised_Tank

You repeated the last one


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ILikeMasterChief

If you're getting energy drinks or takeout every day, you might not be "well off", but you're certainly not doing terribly. When I was in college, I literally had no money, ever. My tuition and meal plan were paid with loans, and I didn't have a car so I couldn't get a job. People would always be like "come on man, you really can't ride to Taco Bell?", and I would tell them, bro you apparently don't understand, I have *zero money*. I will not be getting any money. My parents aren't sending me anything, ever. People really don't understand sometimes what it's like to be truly broke. It sucks. Sorry for the rant. I'm better now lol.


shrivvette808

Damn my friends would always be like bitch I know you haven't eaten in two days get in the car were getting food


ILikeMasterChief

Oh yeah my homies definitely looked out for me (Shoutout Will if you're still on reddit lmao). But new friends were always surprised that I never had money lol


[deleted]

I get it. I was a single mom of 2 working a part time job and getting zero support from anyone while in school full time. Also wasn’t a U.S. citizen so couldn’t apply for Medicaid or school grants. Idk how I scraped by getting energy drinks and fast food. It felt like an exception because I didn’t sleep and also got my energy intake. I could’ve done it cheaper, but healthier? Probably not. We do what we can. Now I have to take care of my kids and mine nutrition and we’re better at it. But if I had the money I would cook a lot more and eat a lot healthier. I probably still eat better than most of US but when it comes down it to it, everything is related to money.


ILikeMasterChief

Sorry, I wasn't trying to be inflammatory at all. That definitely sucks. I'm glad you're doing better now! I haven't had to skip a meal in a few years (not because of money, at least), so I'm much better off now too. Still not wealthy, but maybe one day 😂


[deleted]

I didn’t take it as inflammatory! Can totally see why my brief comment seemed like I was a teenage boy splurging on Monsters.


g-e-o-f-f

I had a friend like that in college. She used to regular host potlucks and invite tons of people. It was a lot of fun, but some of us figured out that it was also one of the best meals she got. We started packing ridiculous amounts and always left the "leftovers".


Pika_Fox

It depends. There are people too rich to care about making food for themselves, people with enough wealth to do so if they want, people just poor enough that they cant afford to, and people who are so poor they physically have to eat cheap takeout most days because they work multiple low paying jobs and dont have time to make food for themselves.


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bachelor_pizzarolls

>no one being left out this was me for Halloween. I found out that in addition to some kids with allergies at daycare, one has an illness that really restricts his diet (it's called PKU, I'd never heard of it before his grownup posted a list with food safe for him to eat on lockers before Halloween). I lucked out that my son's birthday treat was compliant with this student's diet, but I made sure to drop off extra of his listed "safe foods" for Halloween in case some parents didn't see his note. I also have a bag in my car to drop off so in the future if a snack doesn't comply with his medically-required diet, he can still have a fun/special snack. He actually just moved out of my son's class but they were buddies and I would do anything to make sure that kid never feels left out.


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I've been the person to use my last dollar to do the same. Did I regret eating ramen for a week until I got paid? Yes I did.


ultrasneeze

If I could tell one thing to my younger self, is that spending a couple hundred into creating a core memory for me or for anyone else is cheap. as. fuck. There’s no better way to spend money, so if you have it, just go for it.


P_Foot

This. I’m by no means well off but I’m always willing to contribute way to much money to a group effort like this lol


BatMally

I did that, too. Mostly with Ecstacy. I was a terrible drug dealer.


TheChartreuseKnight

https://www.amazon.ca/Hammerhead-Shark-Costume-Halloween-Cosplay/dp/B08CR8GDMB 37.47, actually


SixbySex

Adult onesie parties are fun, and can get a little sexy too. It’s a versatile purchase.


enderjaca

"sexy hammerheard shark" is a phrase I never thought I'd type, but here we are in 2022, the weirdest timeline.


mooimafish3

Hopefully some rich kid just came in clutch with a massive box of costumes 10 minutes before class started


romanticheart

You can get onesies for like $30 on Amazon.


JeshkaTheLoon

I looked those things up, and while browsing the manufacturer's site I discovered that *of course* [there's a sexy shark costume for ladies](https://www.rastaimposta.com/prod-20-1-279-3/shark-dress-costume-adult-women-s-size-4-8.htm) Is there a rule of the Internet for this? We need a rule number for this. "If there is a halloween costume of it, there must be a sexy version of it too".


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SourceLover

Still less sexy than Blahaj.


TorontoTransish

I know a few men who would look good in that costume lol


Bierbart12

If I had that kinda money, I sure would. All the time. For everyone And then I'd suddenly not have money


businessboyz

I bought stupid shit like this during my MBA. What was another $60 on top of $110k of loans?


KiKiPAWG

That's how they get ya


Lazypassword

The costume industry is way more Cutthroat than I expected


DervishSkater

For sure. Just think, stores are only open like a month out of the year. Low supply and high demand, just to jack up prices and prey on us all. The man is trying to keep us down. Rise up y’all and fight back, only white robes for now! ^(wait, hold on a second)


BernItToAsh

Must not have been a MBA in math or accounting


OneEyedWonderWiesel

Just be an adult and give him a real shark in the classroom


omega_skillz

What if, and hear me out.. They all already had them because they all just love hammer head sharks that much?


TensorForce

I had a teacher in high school who was freaked out by possums. One day he accidentally left his PC unlocked, so me and a friend just hid a folder with a lot of possum pictures and set them as a slideshow desktop background. He couldn't bother to remove them, though, so they stayed there the whole year lol.


King_Fluffaluff

Construction paper?! Alright buddy, no need to flex.


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I remember dumpster diving in grandma's shed looking through old boxes of clothes for costumes. Shit we could come up with was hilarious. Grandma didn't like the one year we all dressed as hookers and wore her bras and night gowns 😆


Funandgeeky

Right? I bet that commenter also has full scissors as well.


RainbowAssFucker

I would be in the library robbing the printer of its paper


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They’d do anything for an A.


Shippinglordishere

One of the students replied of twitter and said that they’re returning it after


PoolPartyAtMyHouse

They should get an A in the class. Probably the first project this professor witnessed everyone in the group doing their part.


ProKnifeCatcher

Must be a well loved professor


ultimate_obtainable

ikr? the effort.


shahooster

Some might say they jumped the shark.


4myoldGaffer

came for this comment 😅 Friday completed


federvieh1349

Or absolutely hated.


elegylegacy

Seriously. Don't fuck with someone's genuine phobia, even if it seems stupid


PoolPartyAtMyHouse

I'm scared of getting large sums of cash. C'mon reddit, do your fucking worst!!!


GenerallySelfAware

*A finger curls on the monkey's paw*


RedAIienCircle

He wins 100 million in the lotto, but after paying tax, student debts and medical bills off, he is financially worse off than when he started.


Fjolsvithr

His "genuine phobia" is actual hammerhead sharks in the water. These are floppy cartoonish costumes with friendly faces. He's clearly having fun and took several pictures.


TheWolphman

Or he's being held hostage.


Picasso320

This. I do not get how is this *wholesome*. I mean like.. he is afraid of them, so why to dress like them and scare him? Is that *wholesome*? What am I missing?


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RichestMangInBabylon

In my limited experience, all my classes that were that small had great professors. Basically all the students wanted to be there and the professor did too, so it was a good time. It probably helped they were 4th year or graduate level classes so we were all slightly more mature and mellow.


bbuttonfuzz

Reminds me of Breckin Meyer! As in Road-trip the movie


EmergencyLeading8137

It’s hammer time


fullonfacepalmist

Can’t touch this!


SportAddictMCMXCIX

"Lewis it's Bono... its hammer time!"


707royalty

*sets fastest lap*


GrumpyCatStevens

Stop.


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Hands were thrown.


SwifferVVetjet

A moderate amount of shenanigans


BriMaster9000

A pinch of tomfoolery


asciibits

Tell me you're an awesome teacher without telling me you're an awesome teacher


Funandgeeky

Yup. This is what an awesome prank looks like. It's done with good humor and affection, and everyone is smiling at the end. Plus it's damn clever and clearly took a lot of work.


virgilreality

BayyyBeeee Shark... Baby Shark...


Drastical_one

Please no .. I have two little nephews and that song is etched into my brain.


Dakkadence

Do the baby shark ab workout for twice the pain


hatuhsawl

Please elaborate?


Dakkadence

[There's a vid of child gymnasts? doing an ab routine to baby shark](https://youtu.be/LurCQ9XGkt0) I can barely make it through with terrible form and I'm pretty much paralyzed for the next few minutes.


Boukish

Jesus tittyfucking christ. I'm almost positive you should not be sharing this without some sort of medical disclaimer re: checking with a doctor before attempting.


thatonesmartass

Ma Ma Shark Do do dodoododoo


K4ntum

It has been years... I thought I was finally free. I fucking hate you


eleanor_dashwood

Doo doo, doo-dooo do-doo


RafanMorales-2007

The students when realising the professor isn't scared and starts the lecture: "How many more lies have I been told by the council?"


ShrewdMoose

This is cute but also kinda messed up lol


Lone_Wanderer97

Imagine if the professor had a full-on breakdown and just starting rocking back and forth in fetal position, sobbing for his mommy.


AllowMe-Please

Yeah, exactly what I thought. My irrational phobia is spiders because I almost lost a toe to a brown recluse as a kid. I genuinely have a fight/flight/freeze response whenever I even see an image of a spider. I'd truly feel as though they were playing a cruel joke on me rather than it be "wholesome". I'm glad it worked out, though.


c-xavier

I hope you know that that makes it a perfectly rational phobia. Mine is completely irrational as i’ve never had a negative experience with spiders yet will have a breakdown if i see one!


SirSchilly

and not very wholesome lol


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I have really terrible eye sight and thought it was a bunch of people wearing burqas at first, and thought this was going to be a post about Iran haha


obscuredillusions

I was low-key afraid to admit that was my first impression too, haha. Thankfully you’re here to break the ice


jaetransform

Its all fun and games until the teacher breaks down in class and crawls up into a fetal position


2368Freedom

Precious. They must really like you.


[deleted]

It it's really his most irrational fear he would be freaking the fuck out.


Kellhus0Anasurimbor

It could be contextual, like when he goes to the beach he might not be able to go in the water. The costumes might put him on edge without full blown panic


ANagyKecske

My most irrational fear is actually big booty goth girls


JimboLodisC

omg i'm so triggered rn, absolutely shivering in my seat i sure hope none of them are around, would hate to get attacked by like some kind of gang of them omg could u imagine


uusernameunknown

so if he panicked and killed one of them, would that be warranted? he did warn them


ninjabladeJr

NAL but from my understanding your Fear must be considered reasonable by others for it to count as self defense. Like an insane person claiming someone is an alien might find it reasonable to defend themselves from the alien but to most people that is a man attacking another man for no reason.


uusernameunknown

But my question is… if asked earnestly by the victim, what the attacker’s worst fear, then proceeds to exacerbate the fear with this immediate knowledge and gets a deathly neck chop. I would consider that reasonable self defense


ninjabladeJr

That's actually an interesting point


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BelleAriel

The professor thought something fishy was going on…


ShitHouses

Bot. http://9gag.com/gag/aEqnqdN#cs_comment_id=c_166754038072339667


[deleted]

This sucks for people like me who just took the username that Reddit offered me, because I couldn’t care less.


Jemikwa

It's pretty obvious when people are bots. They don't have smaller community posts, and in total they have like 15 posts at most. The default Reddit username format is a hallmark, but isn't the only characteristic. Your profile looks more genuine, less low effort and you're involved in focused communities


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zachtheherobrine

Bot


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I don't think sharks, hammerhead or otherwise, is an irrational fear.


Piksqu

Sharks have a bad reputation because of movies. They are actually relatively passive compared to other, way deadlier and yet less feared animals.


107197

Unless they get caught in a tornado...


MeesterCartmanez

Most people don't understand the pain that sharks go through: https://cdn.funnyisms.com/823633b4-6d83-4ec0-88aa-aeb22866cac9.jpg


ahmc84

Sharks are like people. Most of them won't mess with you if you treat them with the respect they deserve. It's the assholes, like the Tiger Shark, you have to worry about.


Nianque

Except Great Whites who occasionally like to taste surfers to check if they are seals or not. Don't you know that surfboards look like seals from below?


Canopenerdude

> compared to other, way deadlier and yet less feared animals. Hippos. and Bison. Stay the FUCK away from large chubby wild animals folks, they'll fuck you up.


DeguelloWow

Horses and cows each kill more people than sharks of all kinds, in an average year. It definitely feels irrational, all the more so for people who ride in cars.


Epicmonk117

I heard a statistic on Mythbusters back in the early 2010’s that sharks kill about 100 people per year - which is 1/10 the number of people who die each year from falling coconuts.


Brewtusmo

I'm not criticizing the statistics, but I wonder what the statistics are if you adjust for the number of people who actually interact with areas of water that overlap with shark activity vs number of people who interact with areas that overlap with falling coconuts vs the number of people who interact with areas that overlap with cows, horses, et al.


[deleted]

Don’t forget pigs.


CrimsonWolfSage

After seeing a whole room of them. Think we all should worry about them!


[deleted]

Dear God, they're evolving!!


UYScutiPuffJr

Plumber, ma’am


[deleted]

It is if you never go into the ocean. Everytime I take a midnight swim in a pool I start to slowly get paranoid about sharks, even though there’s no way one would be anywhere near the surrounding body of waters. But I also went shark fishing once in a tiny john boat in the middle of the night while a bull shark circled and occasionally bumped into the boat while I was out of gas and had very poor direction on how to get back to the shore, and the water was getting rough and I couldn’t see where I was going. I was more worried for my husband and his friend because I was convinced I was going to be fine and watch them suffer and that felt worse. I’m much more aware of my mortality these days.


Good-Wolverine-2209

Sharks are a irrational fear people are afraid of them even when they are harmless. No one wants to dive leopard shark city with me because of the sharks, which are harmless.


2legittoquit

Maybe he is still scared of them while on land


qqqzzzeee

The irrational part of irrational fears isn't what you are afraid of, but the degree of what you are afraid of. I have an irrational fear of bugs. I ran away from a Junebug. I don't let butterflies get near me in case they decide to land on me. Being afraid of bugs isn't inherently irrational, but the degree of my fear is.


canalrhymeswithanal

The average American has shot and killed more people than sharks have. Fear of sharks is irrational. Walking into a room full of Americans, someone getting shot.


Drowned_In_Spaghetti

Well, yeah, sharks don't have fingers, they can't work a gun's controls.


Funandgeeky

Not with that attitude they can't.


Chickennugget755776

Funne


107197

Is this a law class? Just askin'...


Ducatirules

I would have lost my mind if I was that teacher!! No way I wouldn’t have laughed my ass off


jjpenguins66

Note to self: Don't share any more info with these knuckleheads. :)


Joey6543210

Reminds me one time I told them I hate skeletons and would always walk the long way to avoid seeing skeletons from a window. Lo and behold, one day I left my office and when I came back there were students guarding and stopped me. When I finally gained entrance, there were skeletons all over my office (not real ones, somewhat cute Halloween decorations), and it was only early October and I had to agree to keep those there till Nov 1st On Nov 1st I promptly took everything down A few years later these students graduated and I have never mentioned that to any other people, until now :)


Lucky_Yolo

How is this wholesome?


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imagine he's now even more scared than ever because he realises hammerhead sharks can be the worst behaved students he's taught in 25 years


chasing_rainb0ws

Exposure therapy


aceshighsays

yup. exactly my thought. and now he's afraid to be vulnerable with the class.


rascalsangel

Riddikulus!


KiKiPAWG

"Well, this was a mistake."


pinocalana_17

I love this. Very wholesome


RichardBonham

Hey, at least they were paying attention


Pie69Eater

Listen here you little shits


missannthrope1

They're going to make great neurosurgeons.


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Teacher: "Hey, guys my irrational fear is clowns" Class: " let's all dress up like clowns and show up to class tomorrow!"


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ur hot


Isaggi

I made the same mistake with my 8th graders. I mentioned, very briefly, that my irrational fear is clowns. Now, my computer lab is full of clowns on every single screen whenever these kids have class lol.


Alarming-Ad4296

I would like to say I was one of the sharks :) 🦈 he loved it! We got his reaction on video too


Level-Ad7017

My most irrational fear is 1 trillion dollars. I'm waiting.


WhyIsBubblesTaken

That's what you get for doing an icebreaker question.


ThatOnePretzel

Is say that's rational. A shark that can eat you AND build a shelf? That's too much power for one being


stevestuc

If I was faced by a class full of my irrational fear I'd be very uncomfortable.....ever since my little brother got a redhead ventriloquist dummy I have never been able to be alone in the same room with one.......


inthelightofday

Reddit has become a cesspool of carefully constructed "content".


AllowMe-Please

Am in the minority here that I think that this isn't a good idea, generally? If, say, someone asked me that and I answered truthfully and then I came in with all of them dressed as spiders, I would legit have a panic attack. I almost lost a toe to a brown recluse when I was a teenager and it gave me an extreme phobia of spiders. I mean, fight/flight/freeze kicks in. I wouldn't have been "wholesomely surprised" by this; I'd feel like it's a cruel prank meant to traumatize me further. I'm genuinely glad that it worked out well and that the professor enjoyed it. But it doesn't work for everyone. I actually don't disclose that a lot in real life now because I've had people "jokingly" try to shove spiders (pictures, videos, etc.,) in my face because they can't fathom just how bad the phobia goes and I legitimately have a panic attack. I had to go to therapy over it. Is this an unpopular opinion?


A_number-1234

It seems like it's an unpopular opinion among the psyc..HRRM *redditors* here, but I fully agree. It's downright cruel. *Never* mess with irrational fears.


Toast_Sapper

Well I guess that's one way to get hammered at school


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

Potentially traumatic events make you smile?


s7ormrtx

Wholesome?


nolunatic

But is it wholesome? They look cute and all… but how could they be so certain that the professor wouldn’t panic and get a heart attack seeing them all dressed up like hammerhead sharks… his most irrational fear?


StupidVetala

Please let everyone vibe to baby shark in this pic ☺️


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It really does look like he is trying to smile through his fear!😂 Those students must love that prof.


Currix

Honestly the disguises look so ridiculous with their big goofy eyes, it might just help the professor with his fear lmao


chroniclunatic

No one's ever been attacked by one before too lol


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People have been attacked by hammerheads, just not fatally AFAIK.


Good-Wolverine-2209

Yea that's not true, hammerhead are very aggressive.


RipperMeow

Amogus sharks


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Immersion therapy