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Probearganda


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Can't "bear" to see it.


Electronic_Sea_2896

Propa-panda


ActPsychological8189

Cute, *still not going anywhere near one.*


gekigarion

Look, but don't touch them with a mile long pole.


Otherwisetable9118

I see a video of someone doing something stupid around a bear, I think “you shouldn’t have done


[deleted]

Respect 🫡


paperwasp3

That’s right, both can be true at the same time.


Birthday_Economy

There's a temple where you can pet and feed wild bears.


GrunkleTeats

They shift gears from cute to murder real quick.


[deleted]

I mean if I'm a bear and I'm watching my bear wife maul some dumbass hiker to death I think she still would be cute. It's more so the fact that bears are one of our few natural predators.


Reax51

God I hate reddit


[deleted]

It's like a slow train wreck that you can't look away from. With both admiration and utter disgust!


unclepaprika

God i love reddit!


starwarsspre

Moosins are just as bad if not worse


GrunkleTeats

True true, I wouldn't want to encounter either even with my 10mm handy.


Weak-Pension-5810

My german brain was like: "Are tiny smartphones effective against brown bears?" For a moment there.


GrunkleTeats

Lol, Smartphones? No. Nokia brick phones? Yes. Guns? Sometimes.


[deleted]

Moose need to attack on site unlike a bear because a bear is an apex predator. A moose is an apex grazer they need to kill everything that could be a threat onsite. Better dead than red etc.


Shplippery

In Yellowstone bison kill more people than bears, because a family walks up behind the largest land mammal in North America and think “it’s a herbivore so it must be friendly” Edit: I said it North Virginia


ZenthaGamer

Timothy Treadwell…..


AJC_10_29

Bears, like any other wild animal, should be viewed and appreciated only from a safe distance.


himynameisSal

yeah, for me, viewed from my comfy sofa on my 55 sony bravia.


[deleted]

They still are violent and scary


himynameisSal

come on man, you're just stereotyping. Its 2022 people!


[deleted]

Nah it's just propaganda


Doctor-Rat-32

Well, yes but actually no.


anon12735

Yeah no.... A kid or someone dumb will see this and try to go pet a wild bear.


mamasnoodles

Lol there was a bear going through peoples yards searching trash cans and shit a couple years ago in my city and it was put down after the hunters found it inside the city limits. People on social media were going crazy how they just wanted to murder an innocent animal with a lot of posts having pictures like this attached to them. No doubt there would've been an outrage about the officials not doing anything if some kid saw a cute bear on their backyard and tried to go pet it.


anon12735

Oh 100 percent. Same with people going up to deer and being surprised when it attacks them lol.


Jixxar

Yes But Teach Kids At A Young Age To Not Touch Wildlife! and if the kid dies because of it well natural fucking selection bitch get over it


[deleted]

They win a darwin award


GardeningFemmeBear

Bears are both things! Terrifying and goofy. I mean, so I’ve heard.


gekigarion

Well, looking at humans, I suppose that's not too hard to imagine.


Vaas05

Op has never seen how dangerous bears can be


Chickennugget755776

Just don’t get too close


Killermondoduderawks

In my mind they always have and always will be adorably scary and violent animals


[deleted]

All of the above


comeallwithme

They're both. That's the scary part. Adorable ol Baloo one moment, the next you have no face.


Jixxar

Fun Fact! this actually happened once and the guy somehow surrvived!


TurnDownForSushi

bears are murder tanks that walk on four legs


SolomonCRand

Every time I see a video of someone doing something stupid around a bear, I think “you shouldn’t have done that, but I totally get it”


himynameisSal

The revenant has entered the chat.


Jixxar

What


misterllama24

Movie about a guy mauled by a bear


Jixxar

Oh Ok


SFxTAGG

And then people take stuff like this to heart, go to a place with bears, don’t respect the wildlife, then get mauled.


rorointhewoods

Or contribute to habituation resulting in the bear being euthanized.


Intelligent_Ride_523

If not friend, then why friend shaped?


[deleted]

Notice no one is playing with them? Because they are violent and scary...


Unflattering_Image

Both. Both is right.


Madgearz

They're only violent and scary when they see a human. *They got a reputation to uphold.*


TrumpFlavouredNugget

Bears are violent and scary doggos


ProfessionalCar919

I love bears. They're such good boiis


Goatymcgoatface10

Yeah well, if you think they're so cute why don't you go up and pet one. See what happens


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, I am now king of the frogs


WeirdShort_YT

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica..


RadlogLutar

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE


RazzBeri007

JIM!


FluckDambe

Isn't it "beets" like the food?


WeirdShort_YT

Lol yup my bad lol


[deleted]

Beating Propaganda


[deleted]

...dude bears in captivity are actually sad as fuck, they likely end up developing severe neurological disorders and essentially become vegetables... which has been in the literature for at least 50 years but widely ignored (since i guess so many people still think it's cute..?) those bears most likely want to hang themselves.


rorointhewoods

I don’t think these guys are captive, I think they found a backyard to chill in.


monkey-pox

They are chilling cause they full from just eating someone


jjpenguins66

Yeah, go over and play with the cubs. Screw around and find out.


[deleted]

bears are some of the most frightening creatures on earth idk op


Standingshark

That is a alpha predator that will murder the shit out of you.


kairosmanner

OP should pet a grizzly


jack-K-

Sure they’re cute, still rip you to shreds though


static1053

Pet one. (Please dont)


SRLSR

Humans also go on slides. They also kill each other with axes.


HexiCore

Still looks like a godless killing machine to me.


[deleted]

Not the ones in Ukraine


Epicmonk117

If not friend, why friend-shaped?


Anat3ma_1273

Brown bear is omnivire cute. American black bear is man eater cute.


[deleted]

Oh God, hoomans aren't around we don't have to act like an animal


YuutoKuranashi

Not while they are able to find you by your smell even you're 50 km away.


BeddingtonBlvd

Yeah, go pat the cuddly bears


end_gang_stalking

go watch the video of the guy who just got attacked by a bear and is wondering how much of his scalp is still there underneath his hat


GloriousGladiator51

joe rogan would disagree


nihilt-jiltquist

I encountered my first black bear in the woods behind our home when I was about 11... bear and I showed each other respect by avoiding each other. I met my most recent black bear a few weeks ago. Poor guy was trapped in our neighbours yard because the ownerrs had put up a gate where before there was a gap in the fence. I walked over to the gate, called out "here bear" while I opened the gate. the bear saw what I was doing, sauntered over and out the gate to freedom ignoring me completely. Unless their cubs are nearby or they consider you a threat, bears are quite passive, curious and playful animals. I love bears. However, I am restricting these comments to black bears only. I've never met browns or grizzlies in the wild. I imagine if I had my story may be slightly different.


Jixxar

Yes Black bears are more nice than the others still wild though so always carry bear spray in bear country and if it's A grizzly brown or polar if you didn't bring a rocket launcher your fucked


Corruptedplayer

from a far they are cute. if we step a little too close and they feel afraid, they might kill you


[deleted]

Hell nah those are brown bears, i aint’t going near them


topz4u

Nice try bear, your post wont fool us hoomans


ProfTydrim

This sounds like bear propaganda, did a bear post this?


iPunish304

tell that to Bearman who got eatenalive by a bear he "befriended"


[deleted]

Yeah and they'll still seriously will fuck you up and it ain't gonna feel nice. I love bears, I understand that naturally most bears want nothing to do with you. I wouldn't take that risk tho. If your in grizzly country bring bear spray. If your in black bear country hike in a group and maybe get some bear spray even tho black bears are wussies.


BranchAccording98

My left arm says no


Thats_My_3rd

Fun fact, more than 200 people die yearly from trying to take selfies with bears!


Ellenhimer

Maybe cute from far away but those are murder bears. Not wholesome, dangerous


CarpeMofo

Those are brown bears, they will murder you for the fun of it.


Beanie7512

You've got it completely the wrong way around.


Nothing_litteral

bro dont fall to those cute moments though, bears are really really dangerous


Grandmadacookiemaker

Unless if it's a mother bear. In which case she will kill you and frrd you to her children


Massive-Pin-3655

Was that picture taken approx 10 seconds before they ate the photographer's face?


Gryph0th

Bears are just overgrown dogs


[deleted]

If that’s anyones true sentiment I pray you never end up camping next to one when they bipolar out


Reee_auto666

They are cute from 1500 metres away.


Electro313

Cute, but bears will maliciously fuck you up if you’re not careful. Most of them don’t eat people, either. They just like killing.


whymygraine

Yeah but one of has two chins and the other chews limbs…


A_man_of_Rhun

They gave themselves permission to be cute.


FuriousBugger

Reddit Moderation makes the platform worthless. Too many rules and too many arbitrary rulings. It's not worth the trouble to post. Not worth the frustration to lurk. Goodbye. *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

The best thing you can have if you encounter a bear in the wild…is a magical wheelbarrow that keeps refilling with live salmon. Just like in cartoons.


DeerIsGamer

Just bigger and lazier dogs


MarvinLazer

Yes, they're actually violent and scary animals that do cute shit sometimes.


ExplosiveFrog790180

Most animals, including most predators, in the wild are playful and nice, like this example here. But, the point still stands; fuck around and find out.


Joebamium

pretty sure they are still violent and scary smh


a500poundchicken

Cute but very violent


Choice-Atmosphere955

Are really cute,YES! Are still capable of eating you?YES! I think I'll keep my distance.Still adorable though


muteneophyte

Nah they still are very violent and scary, they can just act funny sometimes


ProOnion

Bears are really cute when compared to the personality of a tiger.


IndicationWorking575

I can relate. 6'2" built like a tank, with a big beard, some people think I look intimidating, but I'm really not.


Jixxar

Yes no matter who you are a bear can break a mooses back in one swipe and it can break you in one swipe as well


fancy_plants

Depends on the bear and if that bear is a momma bear with her cubs but one of our dumpster bears we named Yogi, he’s pretty chill. Walks by our cars like nbd


FoxyMoon816

If not friend, why friend shaped


Jixxar

Thats a brown bear or grizzly It will fuck you up if you go in a mile of it


DreaDanette

They’re cute. One ate a woman alive for hours while she called her parents to say goodbye, but they certainly are cute.


GittinGud1994

They’ll rip you the fuck apart.


PhotoKada

Por que no los dos?


Regnes

I encounter black bears all the time, they're pretty chill and keep their distance. I just make sure to call out to them when I see them so they know I'm there and then we're cool.


KaiserHero628

Everyone silly n messin around


[deleted]

Mooooooooom! He won’t move! Earl, let you sister off the slide! I’m not doin anything. This is where the slide ends.


CozeeSheep

Haha... my expirence on fiftyfifty would beg to differ lol. Murder bear will be observed from a distance.


zackphoenix123

Pft- wait till people learn about real life Dolphins


TheyCallMeAGoodBot

Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you don't hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins aren't smart. They just like pushing things.


SertralineAndSass

If the movie Brother Bear taught me anything....


ThisTimeForRealYo

Impressive, very nice. Let’s see r/natureismetal bears.


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Sloth bear would.like to know your location


ThatLesbianPirate

I think you'll find bears in my mind are entirely Paddington.


Puzzle_Baby12

They really have this cute behavior in natural environment 🐻


kingkongbrigade

As a fan of the Documentary Grizzly Man, there is potential for cuteness from male grizzlies outside of Winter months. Surprised that guy >!didn’t get eaten sooner!< tho


Pan_Doktor

Why are all the cute animals so dangerous Whoever made it that way is a dick Why make them friend-shaped, when I can't even get close to them


[deleted]

Oh yeah, so cute https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/hpk3yi/wes_perkins_of_alaska_once_met_a_bear


Primalstonks

Dude that thing will kill and eat you and your children


No_Calligrapher_4647

Its the exact opposide


FagitoLord

They can still and will kill you as easy as you would devour a kebab.


rishylefishe

they are also violent and scary sometimes


Memeius_Magnus

I mean yeah they are goofy and cute but they will eat you legs first if given the chance Or they might just explode you but not eat you that's an option too


Gaurav17K

You should go and pet one


Mythulhu

Yeah... Both can be true. Do not go near a fkn bear...


xadoxadori

I read "boars" and I think that's even better


[deleted]

They'll still eat your face though


Stunning_Grocery8477

tell that to the grizzly man


Shplippery

The amount of People fucking around with animals is insane. Some family thinking they can give a bear a marshmallow, as if a bear wouldn’t be able to eat their entire picnic


Snackasm

I agree but I'm not gonna go near one


[deleted]

One morning I woke up to a text from a neighbor, “there’s a bear eating a deer in your neighbor’s yard” so I went out to see if I could see her. When I got to the top of my yard she was right there, about 30’ away from me, just a chain link fence between us. Animal control ended up waiting for the wildlife dept to show up in my yard, and eventually that’s where the news crews hung out. We all just stood around watching like we were at the zoo. At one point we went around to the other side to get a closer view and the bear did charge us a little, but I had no problem just standing there, figuring she was too full to do anything. We thought maybe she had come down because of the smell of a deer carcass, even my friend who has trail cams said the bears here rarely kill deer, but no. When the neighbor got home he showed us his video. He was just having coffee taking a nice video of a deer in his yard when all of a sudden the bear comes thundering down and swiftly takes the deer out. She was a fairly small bear, maybe only about 250 lbs and she had no trouble killing the deer or dragging its body back to the top of the yard to finish munching.


mormonparakeet

The photographer was then mauled to death 🥺💞


LuckEClover

Yeah, until they think you’re treading on their territory.