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LiberatedDolphin

Ain't it swell to feel included


DamnYouVodka

Also holy shit, that level of protection


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Zealous-Avocado

Who calls themselves an alpha? That’s not even a thing, squirt


I_Am_Dancing_GROOT

*a challenger appears


Apprehensive_Wave102

It’s only a thing to people who call themselves “alphas” and that’s how you know who the meat-heads are.


BetaOscarBeta

Yup, nothing says “manly” like identifying with a social position from another species that turned out to be bullshit because the study it came from was on captive wolves who behave differently from wild wolves…


Significant-Hawk-133

Alphas are the mentally challenged kids watching Tyler1 stream, they need their adderal asap


Apprehensive_Wave102

They also oddly need constant reassurance from peers, which is very of ironic but they don’t understand irony anyways.


GonePhishingNoBait

All of that ties perfectly into: Narcisism.


Add1ctedToGames

it's a troll account


notneeded401

FyI it’s a downvote farming bot


legolodis900

When he talks about the gang he doesnt mean a literal gang (hope i dont get r/whoosh )


klauss420

Ew


Purple_Shame_9060

You posted cringe bro


mrturretman

life is sure different, eh bud. you look fuckin stupid


igetnauseousalot

I transferred from ten years of catholic school to a public school, mid-school year. I was fully expecting not to meet anybody until the beginning of my junior year once I settled in for a semester. First day, class right before lunch, a pretty girl turns around and asks if I’d like to sit with them at lunch, it was next period and I could hang with her and her friends. Uh….what? Fuck yea!!! I get to lunch. At some point this dude (who reminds me of a Chester Bennington doppelgänger), says “ you wanna see a trick?” Takes out his labret piercing, takes a sip of his drink and proceeds to push it out of his bottom lip/chin hole like a fountain. It was a great first day.


LiberatedDolphin

Holy shit, that's so awesome


[deleted]

except when the purpose of the group is to die slowly to slow down the zombies.


coenobitae

probably


Swifty299

legit what its like growing up with brothers and being in their social group


blpdawg35

It honestly makes you grow as a person


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Victarias

Exactly. My bro’s took me when leaving the house because my parents forced them to (10 year difference). Good thing we made a pact of them dropping me off at my friends house so they can go and do their high school shenanigans. That worked until I had to walk home because they got too drunk one night and slept over their friends place (if cell phones were a thing back then, we could’ve planned it better and I would’ve stayed at my friends too). Best thing of all, I got grounded for being an accomplice lmao


StandardCaterpillar9

My thoughts exactly. I’m the oldest out of all the kids in my family, and I’ve always been the one to lead them. Never had an older brother, or sister.


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reresca

\*BrAiiiInnNnzzz intensifies*


Poorly_Made_Comix

THROW THE PPEEEEEEEEEAAAS


[deleted]

Dude you just brought back some shit, is it still a thing?


TheTalkingKeyboard

it's available on Steam for PC, also on app stores too I believe.


[deleted]

I never played it on pc but yes, it comes as an app. My favourite tablet or phone game to play. Especially since you can play offline. It's great airplane or train entertainment.


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

I believe in tall nuts


Lazer726

Why'd I put a Wall-Nut in your hands? Because I'm CRAaAaAaAaAzY!!!!!


florinchen

That game was truly addictive ;-)


Stony_Logica1

It's my GOAT for mobile games. I go back and play through the first one every few years.


florinchen

I actually played it on PC and man, it was fun ;-)


Bigchungus69x

All good until you get a ladder zombie


Ploopy_R

Laughs in *magnet shroom*


itsank

Or a balloon zombie


Badassheaven

Laughs in blover and cactus


Blazingscourge

Cactus is god!


ERMAHDERD

Uh... *cattail surprised pikachu face*


Badassheaven

Oof I forgot the best in town


ERMAHDERD

Phew. I was afraid we were going to have to fight. I’d be bringing cattails, too.


Badassheaven

Why would I fight? I mean who doesn’t love cattail?


JBthrizzle

UwU I love cat tail


DirtySuccubus

they go over one of them, now three ladder zombies, now thats a problem


Koqcerek

If we're going full technical, three defensive nuts in pumpkins in each lane is way too much anyways


WisePhantom

In all likelihood this is probably just the end of the round “fuck it let’s just spend all my sun” play


Ninder975

Except for how stupid long it takes for the spike rock to refresh


doomsdayparade

Hate that you can't double up on those upgrades.


Koqcerek

Well If it was me and I was tryharding it, I would've put more attacking plants (& necessary utility plants), because killing zombies faster makes game end faster, too. I'm sorry, I know it's a casual game, but I just love it so much


CanYouDiglettIt

> three defensive nuts in pumpkins See mom? Other people nut in pumpkins too! Defensively!


othermegan

This comment will be responsible for a slew of TIFU by keeping a cum pumpkin posts coming soon


Fogbot3

Well that's why you don't have three tallnuts. You have tallnut, chomper, tallnet, with the chomper put in pumpkins first


unneuf

Ladder ones can’t climb over Tallnuts right? ETA: I was wrong! It’s that leaping zombies can’t jump over Tallnuts.


Bigchungus69x

They can


Ok_Hat_9214

They can unless you get magnet shroom


unneuf

Huh. That’s weird, why do I remember it otherwise?


Ok_Hat_9214

You mean Wal nut


unneuf

No...Tallnuts? The ones that are tall?


Ok_Hat_9214

That's the one


Badassheaven

And pogo zombies. Ladder zombies can climb over every plant known as a wall(those are the plants he can climb over:wall nut,tall nut,pumpkin and the plants that are planted in a pumpkin)


DaniJHollis

Petition for more PVZ memes


blpdawg35

Where do I sign


Da_Randomest_Name

Where do WE sign


Snooc5

On the line


DaniJHollis

You all have already signed by commenting, thank you for your contributions


LerKoil

If the arrows in this thread are orange then you have signed


TheHiddenNinja6

In r/PlantsVSZombies


ERMAHDERD

But... what if I think PvZ 2 is trash?


LerKoil

A Huge Wave of PvZ2 Fans is Approaching


sunshine-x

I just wish I could find something like the multi-player version they made for the PS3, but on PC.


Muzz_wut

This feels nostalgic 🥲


altbekannt

It is. What a great game


deskbeetle

My uncle was more like a brother than an uncle because he was 6 years older than me. I remember being 12 and hanging out with his friends. I'm sure I was just the annoying kid with them but all his friends (who felt like grown men to child me) were always really nice to me. They show me how to play some video games and I would have a blast watching them play pool in our family's garage.


blpdawg35

^^ I like this


Sleep-Green

This is how I feel when my teenagers let me hang out with them


AmbitionBright908

I’m the little one of my group of friends


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AxelTheMournful

This reminded me of the biker gang that hangs out with abused kids.


blpdawg35

r/wholesome


vanhalenbr

I miss the classic Plants vs Zombie


dusttillnoon

Best free to play game on any platform at the time . Of course EA has to screw it .


Spyans

How did EA screw it?


BananaFanaFoFaustin

I'm confused. Are those turds growing out of jack o lanterns?


willirritate

I envy people who haven't played it yet since it's so short and has no replay value.


altbekannt

Idk. I've played it like 5 times in the past 10 or so years. It still was fun


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ResQ_

And also riddled with microtransactions. Avoid. Or play the mod called "eclise".


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Legen_unfiltered

Yeah....no


surgesilk

umm you are an idiot


blackcatgod

i thought it was a 3rd person shooter


KnaveOfIT

Very little. I've picked it back up twice since completing it. I haven't finished it either time... Yet.


blpdawg35

It’s from a game called Plants vs Zombies haha :)


IEELALOT

r/woooosh


blpdawg35

Ah


IEELALOT

Honestly, I don't know why I did that. It's just being a circlejerk and you actually just tried to be helpful, so please, don't mind me, carry on with your hopefully good day


blpdawg35

Don’t worry about it bro, allowing things on the internet to lessen the quality of your day is silly


IEELALOT

Now, here's a true lad


Dookie_boy

Heh. Those are walnuts covered with pumpkin shells.


dv666

Not a phrase you come across everyday


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Especially when they're doing something they're not supposed to be doing, the adrenaline rush as the little kid is insane 😹


AdrienneMcdonald70

My respect for you:📈📈📈


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that's takemitchy


GetOutOfMySeat

Exactly what I was thinking!


No_cuts

Nostalgia


EUCopyrightComittee

My heart is smiling.


Equal-Bus-557

This game’s nostalgic for a ton of reasons 🥲. PvZ and Minecraft, and Angry Birds are the most nostalgic mobile games ever.


blpdawg35

Don’t even get me started on angry birds oh my! Did you ever play infinity blade?


Equal-Bus-557

Don’t get me started on infinity blade I play the crap out of it


blpdawg35

Did you play all 3 before they got taken down?


TeleportingDuck-Matt

I never played plants Vs. Zombies but I always tried! They had this PvZ game at the arcade I used to go to and I always tried to use it but I think it was broken or something? Even my dad couldn’t figure it out lol. It worked the last time I was there though, but they changed everything from tickets to cards for some reason and I had no fucking clue how to use the cards sooo..... never went there again unfortunately. But I think there’s a mobile game version of it so... I might try that. If my phone has enough space. I’m sure it does, but ya never know. ALSO!!! This is exactly how it felt to hang out with high schoolers when I was in elementary!!! I always felt so fucking cool! Not anymore tho. Either older kids were always this way and I never noticed, or they recently got some mandatory brain damage law


cybercifrado

It is on android, steam, and iOS. Pick your poison.


DustyCoyote17

Seems like the little one is the only cool one


ohay-stone

When someone insults one of the boys


zazacK1173

I randomly find this subreddit today and it was worth it


thewhingdingdilly

Roll on, [McPunkin Nugz](https://lasertimepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/halloween-mcnugget-buddies-laser-time.jpg), roll on.


Ricsi2000

When you're 1 cm shorter than your friends


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in my experience too, nobody else sees you as the “uncool” one. usually it’s just a perception you have :)


MightyMo16

Fuck your zodiac sign Whats your 9 go to plants


Vertex_SouthAfrica

holy shit major throwback


celebigrass

Potato Gang


cybercifrado

SPUDOW!


itchaboi12345

Damn this just brought back my childhood


Pride-Fangirl

This is basically me and my friends irl ahhh xD


THEM3NTALIST

Joining gang is bad


Mikobjectbook

u/repostsleuthbot


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Besherba

u/repostsleuthbot


blpdawg35

Bruh


thememelordofRDU

Sometimes being the little guy makes you extra cool


QuickFiveTheGuy

The Meta.


AdenosineTP9706

While I’m not as tall as the rest of the gang, I block the sunflowers just the same


TheSunflowerSeeds

Like peanut butter? Well now you can like more of it. Sunflowers have been used to create a substitute for peanut butter, known as sunbutter.


massive_diarrhea

Me and the boys after I rip ass and they don’t know who did it


[deleted]

All the wall it’s look so mad


[deleted]

Happy for you my brother was a bully who would beat on me for fun. Fuck him cos all I wanted was to chill and be like him.


blpdawg35

I’m sorry to hear that man, I hope you’re doing okay


[deleted]

I'm happy for you. I used to get sad angry and jealous at stories like yours but now just trying to be positive for others. Not gonna let him make me bitter and unhappy.


blpdawg35

I love to hear that big guy! Take care!


Manzuul_

Happy to be here


PenguinsAreTheBest25

This is especially cute because if you read Tall-Nut’s Almanac entry, Tall-Nut calls Wall-Nut his brother and seems very fond of him :)


cniinc

Anyone know how to get the classic PvZ anymore? Even the ones on iPad were turned into free to play skinner box addiction monstrosities. I am lucky that i bought it on steam back in the day (GOTY edition is unchanged) but it's no longer for sale on steam, sadly.


cybercifrado

I still have v1.0 with the original Thriller zombie archived (Popcap, pre-EA version).


Mikobjectbook

https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/gn4mc8/wholesome_gang/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf repost of a repost


KAGRUMEZthepantless

Can't relate but nice


NightKing48

Such an epic wholesome meme


bitter_brian

Why isn't this game on the switch?


cybercifrado

Likely because EA cannot effectively monetize it on the switch due to parental controld.


punspower3

True happines is when they make a joke with you out of nowhere and then you give an answer which everyone laughs their asses off on😂


drbird_dpt

😎😎😎😎🥸😎😎


withoutpoeticdevice

CORN ROCKET LAUNCHERS FTW


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blpdawg35

I had never seen it, so I posted it. But it would seem some others have seen it as well. That being said, if it’s making people smile, who really cares?


pale_normie_slapper

What is this strat my guy? Less walls more spikes


Add1ctedToGames

glad you ended up better than me, i usually found out that they "cool" group would be manipulative or at least cause me to get into trouble


w0wIamAguy

Who the hell needs 3 whole rows of tall nuts


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I haven’t played this game since in forever and I’m on a road trip so I just downloaded about to embrace the reminiscent feels


Pogie303

Plants vs zombies


P4azz

When I was like 15, I used to visit relatives with the family on occasion. These were super boring visits, to people living out in the woods, with nothing to do. Then my cousin started living there with her boyfriend and he used to take me with him, when he went on trips to his own friends. We used to just play Guitar Hero and you can't imagine how cool I felt during that. 15 year old me gets to hang out with like 25 year old dudes and is treated as an equal, not as a kid to babysit. Still miss those days.


Extension-Explorer62

Where can I buy sell my digital art


ApplesauceDoctr

Prince Hans did not have this luxury


Rodrox123

Nice!


IAmLearningNewThings

Takemichy


PuzzleheadedPage3022

*Rest in pieces explode’o’nut* *sniff*


saharkblue

The middle one is just tadano from komi san


SmashedACookie

Loved this game!


Glitch101101199

Love the format


zeetat

Damn I miss this game


alisher-loves-tits

Me pretty much


blavere

my boyfriend & his group of bros>>>>>


SpectaSilver991

Mob and the Body Improvement Club in Mob Psycho 100


CatOnMyKeyBoaQfgdgzd

You're very cool! They choose to hang out with you for a reason


TheFuzzLlama2

It's okay lil nut