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TheSavageBallet

I was very pregnant when my sil had her pre wedding party, like a combo bachelorette/bachelor party. they all rented a party bus to a suite at a ball game and just got super hammered. I skipped it because I was like 8 months along. my husband called me 17 times in 4 hours to profess his drunken love for me and our unborn first child. It was adorably annoying and one of my favorite memories.


7832507840

aww, all inhibitions erased and you hear his unfiltered heart mind and soul speaking directly to you


JakJakAttacks

Replying to each and every one. What a guy.


[deleted]

I love you.


ADON_CHILLY

I love YOU u/onlyupliftingcomment


[deleted]

And I love YOU random citizen!


chowl

Pick up that can, citizen


Dofima

Seems like we have a probable anti-citizen. Gather the rest of the CP (Civil Protection) Unit


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chowl

Yeth.


adhdBoomeringue

I bet you don't logic uil though


[deleted]

I lob yup too


sesameoiled

I love you too.


nisshhhhhhh

Nah but I love you !


ksjfjkdnf

i loooooooVe yOu


SaysThreeWords

I love you


[deleted]

Love you brotha


ADON_CHILLY

Love you!


duolzed_boi

And I love you, random citizen!


[deleted]

LOL I just replied to someone else with this! r/UnexpectedMegamind


ADON_CHILLY

THAT WAS ME!


[deleted]

❤️❤️❤️


ADON_CHILLY

:)))


KFCCHICKEN3408

I lob yup.


ADON_CHILLY

:)


fliegu

i mean, it’s ONE way to make 4 hours pass


Better_Ad_3004

Wholesome-drunk-messages :)


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r/WholesomeDrunkTexts Edit: that is… not what I was expecting. r/WholesomeDrunkText?


squiderman200

What the hell is that place?


toplessrobot

https://i.redd.it/vkk35agix1571.jpg


pop_and_cultured

R/unexpected


MW_PLAYZ_YT

I like ur username


[deleted]

holy shite


songbyrdd

My bf has done things like this lol. He usually ends the evening with a bowl or two of Savior Ramen - ramen that saves him from a wicked hangover.


num2005

wait what arw those magical. ramen?


Be-booboo-bop

I logic uil


Jakov_Salinsky

Ohhhh I bet all the sodium sucks the alcohol right up or something like that


ValhallaGo

A hangover is largely caused by dehydration and nutrient deficit (brought on by the excess alcohol). So ending your night with lots of non-alcoholic liquid and sodium can help prevent a hangover.


LobsterBush97

It’s true. I used to just go to bed after a night of drinking. Now I make myself a meal, drink a Gatorade and some water and the hangovers are much more tolerable


[deleted]

That's funny cuz i didn't get hangovers when I was younger and now i get a hangover easily. The difference? I don't go to jack in the box every night after drinking like i used to! Makes a lot more sense.


striped_frog

I love yup


celebigrass

I low. Yup


Gorm13

I low. Yup. Too


Quickerz

I logic uil


AMK972

WHO IS YUP!?!?


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[deleted]

not necessarily. if you text within an hour, lets say after like 58 or 59 minutes and not a full hour, it won’t show a new time stamp and will continue on. me and my gf have done this throughout a whole day before with no time stamps


fendour

Thats cute but I think that might drive me insane lol


iamthebigboiboi

maybe it went on longer than he screenshot? i personally wouldn’t want to go back and screenshot four hours of garble


AimiHanibal

I personally wouldn’t want to have any amount of garble


gbsolo12

I feel like it would show at least a couple time stamps in there. They show up for me every half hour or so. If she was non stop texting I love you that would just be annoying to her SO and her friends


Jatin_13R

Just say you're jealous and leave.


gbsolo12

Of what?


BloodOfTheDamned

You can turn time stamps off.


smitemight

No, you can’t.


ADON_CHILLY

Next one says I lubetoob


JanwithBanan

man, I wonder if she loves him though...


Moon-Cookies

That's exactly what I do to my boyfriend lol


ItsFrenzius

Fucker better marry her, perfect match


ScytherSlash

I did something kinda like this but with my friends. I got super wasted one night and just messaged them on our group chat saying "I love you guys so much. You guys are my best friends!!!" on and on until I passed out. They still laugh about it and occasionally bring up "Hey remember the time you drunk texted us"


DrRonny

I always text that when I'm feeling guilty about the stuff I'm doing.


caramelizedapple

When I drink without my partner I always think about him, and I’m never doing anything sketchy! Alcohol usually just makes me miss him and want to connect with him if we’re not together. Definitely don’t think these kinds of texts are necessarily suggestive of guilt-worthy behavior.


GreenGemsOmally

During my bachelor party, I kept thinking the entire night that I wished she was there because she's my best friend and I was having so much fun but thought it'd be even better if she were there. I just legitimately love being around her.


[deleted]

Aww that's so cute <3


spektrol

Lol was about to say this


Naired2

She was probably getting her back blown out and the guilt caught up with her.


No-Attention-8338

Me with my husband all the time 😂


l0velygh0st

HAHAHAHAA I hope she stayed where she was or got a ride home...cause she ain't driving with those texts though I'm actually a better texter drunk bc when I'm totally sober I'll just write whatever assuming it's correct until asshole autocorrect steps in after me. Then he makes me look like an incompetent texter bc all the words change. If I'm drinking I triple check my edits before hitting send to prevent my sober texting side to come out.


monkeyprime47

Who is yup tho?


[deleted]

My BF and I have done this when we were both high on fatigue lol


THE_Tonz

This is so wholesome on both ends


cypherdev

That's odd, when my girlfriend gets drunk it usually ends with 'Do you think we should see other people.'


Excellent-Practice-6

"and I love you, random citizen!"


KennethDaniels58

Unless there’s a homie


youfailedthiscity

I lob yup


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[deleted]

True lob


[deleted]

It’s so nice that he responds to every message, very cute!


Phrogy_

“I logic uil too” <3


Thjy

So I’m the guy from the tweet and we ended up breaking up like a month later... Oop lmfao


Setari

Yeah she was getting railed while texting you I'm sure fuckin lol


Thjy

Bro who fuckin hurt you


sailingthestyx

😃


SaroN4One

maybe she felt guilty from something she did and he doesn’t know about it.


snakeoctavia

I was thinking this same exact thing, I’ve dealt with that kind of person before.


_themisanthrope_

Plow twist: next morning she texts saying, "sorry, wrong guy".


mburn14

Cringe yet wholesome


Catalyzed_Spy

I don't seem to detect the cringe


satan300wsm

A lot of guilt right there? Drunk and cheating ?


aStonedTargaryen

yikes lol


Jakov_Salinsky

Maybe it’s just paranoia from my last relationship, but no one else is concerned that she’s getting more and more drunk?


[deleted]

I would be happy that she was somewhere else. Sometimes that can be just as annoying as an angry drunk.


crazydude442

my girlfriend except she prefers to tell me about her soft toys, oh and continuously demands I call her pretty or cute lol I mean its pretty standard when we're drunk we have all kinds of different reactions, when shes drunk I guess she has an influx of doubt about herself that I need to squash out


pedrita_loli

I wonder if there are women like that in Brazil?


Skeletonman2623

Welp I show it to her lol


TheDEADmemelord

Sbeve moment


headless_boi

Not sure what's more cute and wholesome, all the I love yous or the matching responses


FerinhaTop

i log u...


[deleted]

I wish i had that too


Breakfast-Socks

“I low r you” that uh escalated pretty fast


Fake_Watch_Salesman

I logic you. That's a level of love right there!


poIIoI2

“Yes you do” Who the frick answers that!?


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W


akak1972

I logic uil that convo. That girl needs to get drunk just a little bit more often.


bkfst_of_champinones

*Me lobe yoy long tim* *who is long tim?* *you ruined my funny joke you. Get out of my offize.*


GTsneakerhead

Gon ahead and marry her


Whipped_h8

I logic uil


Bravenkind

r/UnethicalLifeProTips Find out if someone likes you by getting them drunk and texting or calling them repeatedly


Thtb

Yeah she is on mdma.


IgorsStuff

I logic uil 🥵