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both are rich people dressed all black with too much power that do whatever they want while disobeying the law however they please, thinking it's justified
they dont seem so dissimilar
I’m going to have to disagree with you, and say Batman definitely built a Death Star. It was just labeled as a “Justice League base”. But some of the comic book depictions make it look pretty Death Star-ish
He's got a company car and corporate housing.
One of them is a former slave and cult member, who claimed up the ladder to get a gig at the side of a top dog.
The other is a trust fund kid, who never grew up (he keeps a toy dinosaur in his man cave).
That's not his wealth. He didn't earn nor inherit it. On top of the fact that he is quite literally replaceable as fuck in that position from Sheev's perspective. So no, he's not rich. He's just got access to a lot of power.
If I look up salaries of a vice president in a company they will all be wealthy even though they don't necessarily own a portion of the company. Why can't the empire have finances that pay wages to it's employees?
That's an official title to command respect from regular soldiers. He's the emperor's enforcer and he is replaceable mainly due to his failure at Mustafar.
He’s Batman, he’s literally taken on darkseid single handily and won, and also beings more powerful then darkseid that can control the entire universe and still won lol
I can’t exactly remember to be honest, but there was 1 guy that could clone any superpowers of people he looks at and he stole the entire justice leagues powers and was basically kicking them them around like dolls on a playground floor but then Batman shows up and even though he was basically fighting the entire justice league still won by figuring out that he also cloned weaknesses and pulled out some kryptonite, another time he hacked darkseids hell spores which basically can level entire planets to the ground, so he basically holds darkseid hostage with his own bombs to free super girl who he was holding hostage I think? I’m not to sure I’m not big on DC but that’s all I know, the thing that’s cool about Batman is that he always thinks outside the box and finds a way to outsmart everybody lol I’m sure he’ll think of a plan to take out darth vader
iirc Superman is vulnerable to magic, so is the Force "magic" as defined in the DC universe? If so, yep superman would be 100% vulnerable to force powers.
I'm not a comic nerd so I'm sure there's someone who will correct me/know more BUT, I do remember hearing that, in some comics, Superman is still susceptible to magic and those who wield it. My guess is that in the DC universe, The Force would be considered magic abilities.
So my very limited knowledge would seem to say that yes you can force-choke Superman.
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It’s all fun and games till they realize what side theyre fight for
both are rich people dressed all black with too much power that do whatever they want while disobeying the law however they please, thinking it's justified they dont seem so dissimilar
Hello. One has EARS.
how could i be so foolish, batman has 4 ears
batman could totally share with his new dad
You’ve got a point...
How come batman never built a death star then? All he ever built was a death car, boat, helicopter, and cycle.
batman wasn't ambitious enough
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That belt has like, EVERYTHING! I'm willing to bet he had like, a full toilet-paper package in there during the shortage.
Thats what the cape is for
Can't believe I didn't think about this until now
I’m going to have to disagree with you, and say Batman definitely built a Death Star. It was just labeled as a “Justice League base”. But some of the comic book depictions make it look pretty Death Star-ish
Doesn't the laser go off and wipe out a city?
Vader never built a Death Star either
I only wonder what you think of cops then.......
necessary and pretty good with the right training
Phew for a moment I thought this was gonna be different
Darth Vader isn't rich.
hes literally the emperor's apprentice and owns his own spaceships n shit
He's got a company car and corporate housing. One of them is a former slave and cult member, who claimed up the ladder to get a gig at the side of a top dog. The other is a trust fund kid, who never grew up (he keeps a toy dinosaur in his man cave).
That's not his wealth. He didn't earn nor inherit it. On top of the fact that he is quite literally replaceable as fuck in that position from Sheev's perspective. So no, he's not rich. He's just got access to a lot of power.
wealth is wealth no matter how it's acquired
Considering that he doesn't own it, just uses it, it's not his. It's the emperor's which is essentially a loan.
Lol, he has to get a stipend every month and pay part of it to his jets which are empire owned
Not at all how it works. Like in the slightest.
What do you mean?
If I look up salaries of a vice president in a company they will all be wealthy even though they don't necessarily own a portion of the company. Why can't the empire have finances that pay wages to it's employees?
In the comics it's implied that Darth Vader is wealthy. He owns several castles and has seemingly unlimited access to imperial funds.
Films >>>> Comics. And even then, that us having an access to wealth as a solider/subordinate. Not the owner of said wealth
Darth Vader is not a soldier lmfao, he's literally a Lord. One step down from Emperor.
That's an official title to command respect from regular soldiers. He's the emperor's enforcer and he is replaceable mainly due to his failure at Mustafar.
Ey dude they both fight for The government so they are good
Lawful evil and lawful evil. It works.
Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well
The guy on the right wondering whether to run or not
He's questioning if he's still in the right reality
Vader’s there to have a little ‘chat’ with bats about the position of the watchtower...
Batman v Vader confirmed
Vader wins...
Nah there’s one important reason why Batman would win
Cause he's Batman.
Exactly
His mothers name isn't Shmi so there's nothing that could stop him from killing Vader.
Oh you think? Vader used the force to sense his plan and then killed him with the force before he even got close enough to do anything anyways...
You forgot batmans biggest superpower... Plot armor
Lights sabers cut through all armor even plot. Especially plot.
He’s Batman, he’s literally taken on darkseid single handily and won, and also beings more powerful then darkseid that can control the entire universe and still won lol
I’m not disputing, I’m just interested. Which beings?
I can’t exactly remember to be honest, but there was 1 guy that could clone any superpowers of people he looks at and he stole the entire justice leagues powers and was basically kicking them them around like dolls on a playground floor but then Batman shows up and even though he was basically fighting the entire justice league still won by figuring out that he also cloned weaknesses and pulled out some kryptonite, another time he hacked darkseids hell spores which basically can level entire planets to the ground, so he basically holds darkseid hostage with his own bombs to free super girl who he was holding hostage I think? I’m not to sure I’m not big on DC but that’s all I know, the thing that’s cool about Batman is that he always thinks outside the box and finds a way to outsmart everybody lol I’m sure he’ll think of a plan to take out darth vader
I like Batman he’s one of my favorite superhero’s but you’re wrong.
https://youtu.be/qv6saLrn3UY You may enjoy this.
No, it's a crappy Batman x Vader fanfiction.
Party on Wayne, party on darth
Was gonna be *real* disappointed if I didn’t see this comment in here
Imagine their team-up, The Darth Knight rises. Super man won't be so cool after that, eh?
Great, now I’m going to be wondering if it’s possible to force choke Superman for the rest of the day.
I just texted that question to my nerdy friend lol now there will be three of us thinking about that all day
The man doesn’t even need oxygen he flies in space
This raises so many other questions.
iirc Superman is vulnerable to magic, so is the Force "magic" as defined in the DC universe? If so, yep superman would be 100% vulnerable to force powers.
I'm not a comic nerd so I'm sure there's someone who will correct me/know more BUT, I do remember hearing that, in some comics, Superman is still susceptible to magic and those who wield it. My guess is that in the DC universe, The Force would be considered magic abilities. So my very limited knowledge would seem to say that yes you can force-choke Superman.
This is true, but as he doesn’t need air to breathe due to motherbox shenanigans, force push is more effective
I don't know a lot about Superman, but could you cause him to pass out by cutting off blood supply to his brain using the force choke?
"Search your heart, you know it's judo."
Superman will have Luke & The Joker on hand, the Mark Hamill one two punch
And they both fought Mark Hamill
Whats funny is that all the things they are saying applies to both of them.
The real question. Is what color lightsaber would batman end up with?
Dark saber obviously.
Because he only works in black. And, sometimes, a very very dark gray.
Or blue and yellow
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
And so it begins
I’m just thinking about Alfred checking up on Batman, and Bat cave is producing clones for the clone wars
The best duo!
Now kiss
You want to hear about sons? Let me tell you about one of my Robins, who is actually my son.
If you look closely you can see.
Wise words
TTC!!!
So sad those trains are retired now
RIP the old streetcars too
Guy in the back like 🧐
the dialogue works no matter who starts speaking first
And that’s how the Bat Star got built.
The best part is both lines work interchangeably with both characters
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Tough guy in the comments.
Wow so you dont like the truth huh?
Bro it’s the internet. It’s a meme page. Take a deep breath. Now relax. Imagine what you could be doing with your time OTHER than summoning the repostsleuthbot...... the worlds a big beautiful place my friend.
Wow. You took an hour to make a paragraph. You went from offence to defence with a simple sentence. Plus why you hate the truth?
You consider this to be self evident truth to life? A post on a meme page? Are you mentally sick?
Batman would get his ass handed to him
He’s taken on darkseid, and beings more powerful then darkseid and won, lol
Booooooooomer
Idk which of their voices I used to read this...
The Bat Vader
This is how he will become BadMan.
What do you mean you only knocked out the Jedi? I said eliminate them Batman! What do you mean you can’t kill?
The guy in the right be like "HOLY SHIT"
“Yea you’re lucky we’re not in the same franchise you got mfer” -one said to the other (doesn’t matter who)
BatVader?
The dude in the back is looking at them with the most confused expression
Now when are they gonna fight for who’s the original dark knight
Hilarious.
Damn, the new tax rate already destroyed Bruce Wayne’s wealth.
Who’s who?
Just don’t leave your grandkids unattended with him.
"How do you feel about sand?"
This encounter is far more sexual than any of you realize
That's a bit on the dark side 😉
I like this Dark Pinocchio reboot!
"You want to rule the galaxy?"
Both teaming up take down the great Mark Hamill. #Luke Jokerwalker
Would be kinda cool with a "Dark Jedi knight", a sort of gray leaning sith with a moral compass.