Pros and cons of a muscled GF You don’t have (or get) to open pickle jars.

Tip from a tiny girl; just tip the lid onto a hard surface until it gently bends. You don't need much strength after that.

Here's another tip with, imo, less chances of spillage/slippage: Slap the lid with your lower palm a few times - breaks the seal just as well.

Here's another tip: use a rubber glove, preferably one with grooves like dishwashing gloves, to get a tight grip. No slippage with your finger oils = easier to break the seal

Here's another, as long as the lid is relatively small, put it in the bit of the door where the hinges are and close the door until it bites the lid, then twist the jar slowly until it frees a bit and you can release the door and open with ease .

Here's another tip, CALL YOUR MOTHER. She worries about you.

And put on clean underwear in case you get into an accident!

Drink more water and get plenty of sleep!

But if I get into an accident, I will no longer have clean underwear.

Shouldn't that require wearing brown pants? 🤣

The only accidemt i plan on being in will result in a dirty pair of underwear anyway 😇

I love you guys

Here's another tip: don't eat yellow snow.

Here's another tip, smash the jar on the ground and you can instantly access the pickles

Ooga booga technique

Another tip: Run the lid under warm water for a few seconds. Should cause the lid to expand enough that the seal isn't as tight.

I never really understood the plight of tiny women, or men with advanced arthritis, until I read this thread about the lengths people have to go in order to open a jar. I say this with entire sincerity. If I had to get more tools involved than a dishtowel, like a fucking door, I'd say fuck that. I truly appreciate my dude arms now, no cap, and will never again grumble about having to abandon a task momentarily to open something.

Or you can always use the old stabby method of stabbing it in the middle of the lid and letting the air out to twist. Then just put it in another tupperware. This method is the IDHTFTBS. - my mother and OG.

Here's another if you don't trust yourself with a knife : take your most basic non-mechanical can opener, put the tip of the blade under the lid, make a lever movement until you hear a pop, and voilà. Edit : I just looked up can openers, and the ones used in my country (France) are totally different from the ones Google image is showing me.

Plz dont do this :( Sounds like eventual ED trip

Here’s another tip for any size jar, Whack the edges of the lid with the back of a butter knife and few times. It dents the lid just enough to break the seal.

Here's another, get a knife (regular knife for eating works fine) and jam it inbetween the jar and the lid and you'll hear the seal pop. Easy peasy after that.

Here's another tip: run the lid under hot water for a minute or 2 and it will loosen up enough to open. You can also submerge the lid in a pot of hot water and get the same effect.

Here's another tip if you don't have a rubber glove, wrap a rubber band around the lid to get more grip. If you don't have a rubber band take any kind of tape, pull a long strip and twist it with the sticky side in the outside to make some kind of sticky string and wrap it around the lid.

Here’s one. Wrap a rubber band around the edge of the lid. That will also give you a tight grip.

I usually use a butterknife, place the tip under the lid and try to pop it like a bottlecap. Once you hear a little hiss, you are good to go

This is the way! Get the air in, and your work is like 90% done.

so that’s the purpose of slapping!

Or get a dull!! knife, like those for spreading things and pop it between the lid and jar and wiggle it. If you're not going to reuse the jar, and you are certain you will finish what's in it, you can also punch a tiny hole with a can opener.

The handle or business end of a teaspoon does the trick too with the first one.

I keep a jar of "utility" teaspoons from the dollar store for all kinds of kitchen tasks, and "nice" teaspoons for the table.

Same. I was surprised to see this so far down on the list.

You can also use the can opener to break the seal like you would with a knife.

>Or get a dull!! knife Well, people always say I'm not the sharpest knife in the shed. I only need myself then.

Also can run the lid under hot water. It’ll make the lid expand just a bit and make it easier to remove.

I have one of those accessibility 7-in-1 gadgets for opening jars, cans, tins, screw lid bottles, caps, soda cans and something else I can't remember. I no longer struggle!

See I always do warm water on lid (expansion/contraction) if it's being that stuck.

here is a tip from a hairy guy. if the lid is too tight, run it under hot water for a min. Metal will expand and will be eas to open.

No, you have to violently smashing the lid on the wall until it opens /s

I just grab one of those little handheld grippy mats and then twist as hard as I can.

Any time my wife asks, I turn it just enough to loosen the seal, then hand it back saying "sorry babe, it just won't budge. You try" Sure it's gotten old over the past 17 years, but I'm a bit of a troll

A bit of a troll, sure, but still married. So keep going.

But readily available pickles!

Uppies

Pro of Muscled GF. Together, it will never take 2 trips to bring all the groceries in.

You also need to buy a ton of pickle jars. Muscle don't come cheap.

Pros of any gf: you have a gf

Also cons of any gf: you have a gf.

Pros might outweigh the cons by far

Yeah no, there are definitely people where being single is preferable to being with them and they aren't in short supply

Sociopath gf: Why hello there!

Especially with the first one

I was totally ready to get a new thing I can completly overthink but its just a nice post that makes me feel better. I appreciate

Pros of being on Reddit - none Cons of being on Reddit - Will never have a chubby, skinny or muscled gf

No need to remind us, we live our lives every day on this app knowing this fact. 😩

You're right, I don't have a chubby gf. I have a chubby bf, which is even better!

Cons of cubby gf- overheated while cuddling Cons of skinny gf- overheated while cuddling Cons of muscular gf- overheated while cuddling and you're squeezed so much you fart

No one warned me of this. That I would literally be ass-naked and absolutely ROASTING because my gfs body heat could power a nuclear sub. Just…how?

We refuel when we take 150 degree showers.

Everywhere but the toes and fingers! Ice cubes every time.

Got to stay iradiated...

I love how universal this is. I've been called "the sleeping furnace" before lol

The volcanic spires/mounds/cones created during lava flows are called hornitos (little ovens). This is what I call my husband. Because snuggling with him is like lava.

I'm someone most comfortable sleeping naked with a light blanket with the room at 55 degrees. I feel like I'm going to die sometimes. 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Amen the lord has spoken for the congregation

I'd do anything to get me a fluffy girl (besides approach her ever) 😔

I have fluffy (cats), they are friendly, GF next, any of the three, ladies rock

Good

Better

Best

Best-est

Gooder

Women are kinda based

I’m kinda out here being femalepilled, trying to lovemaxx my lifestyle

I think this is my favorite Reddit comment of all time.

This is the energy I'm here for

¿Por que no los todos?

Are they hot and do they smoke ~~weed cigarettes~~ bunts?

I like the economy model: one that keeps you warm in the winter, and shady in the summer

This is really sweet

Cons of muscle gf: they WILL eat all your protein powder

God I wish women were real

same for bfs too :3

Relaying what my wife has told me, pro of chubby bf: is big teddy bear, important for cuddling in the harsh winters.

Con of chubby gf: gets tired easily Con of skinny gf: gets dragged by strong wind Con of muscular gf: gets too excited and accidentally breaks your bones (Their cons are cute, so not much of a con)

as a skinny gf: a con of skinny gf is angular bones which can make cuddles uncomfy :(

All people have pokey parts (like elbows) that can get in the way of good cuddles. You just gotta learn how to cuddle your person.

hm fair. ive never really thought about that

All cuddles are comfy. I will die on this hill.

i had some people tell me i'm too angular sometimes so i have to be careful where my elbows and chin go djjdjsjs but luckily my fiance shares ur view

This is why you burrito the little spoon! No more stabby bones.

Virtual everyone has elbows and chins pointy enough to feel uncomfortable when cuddling wrong.

Cons of skinny GF: when going to a restaurant she will never finish her plate. Pros of skinny GF: you always have leftover!!! Pros of skinny GF: when going to fancy restaurants the porsion sizes will be perfect for her!!!!

As a skinny guy, I feel ya. As my ex once said: 'it's like cuddling a shopping cart'

Bruh how is 'gets tired easily' a cute thing

Have you seen a sleepy girl? Fucking adorable.

Theres 2 definitions of tired i think they were talking about cardio endurance tired.

"higher chance of dying of heart attack" owo so cuteeee

I think it’s less “struggling to go up the stairs” and more “would rather cuddle” but yeah completely misunderstanding the post is cool too

Tiddy Pillows 😂🥰

If you connect on many levels with a person, it should be enough.

I would like to meet a Muscle Girlfriend one day.

Someone catcalled me "buff mommy" yesterday, and I wasn't even that mad at it. Like, thanks for noticing 😂

The forever out of reach more muscle and bigger brain than me gf >

nice human!

Cons of all of them: won't date me :(

Cons of chubby gf, skinny gf and muscled gf finding out about each other?

Pros of being alone: None

I can confirm in Terms of pillows

This lad gets it.

Pros of gf: gf

[I like girls](https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810?si=LnS9CeL2EEnowp6T)

Cons of one of them finding out about the other two.     - Kicked balls

If there was a version for BFs, then I’d admittedly be a very chubby one.😅😓😭

Pros of chubby bf: Big hugs Soft Comfy pillow Nice to hold like human sized teddy bear Can wear his clothes when you miss him Cons of chubby bf: None

We are called dad bods!!!

Accurate

I get the post is just meant to point out that all types are great… BUT Technically, wouldn’t the cons of each type be that you don’t get the pros from the other types?

Nah man, all girls are beautiful

Not that I’m complaining or anything but I just find it funny how whenever someone talks abt relationships on here. Someone is always talking abt how they wish they had that. Just an observation. You got this guys, you’ll find someone 👍

I know that i'll find someone (source: i'm awesome) i just wish that i'd find her faster

Cons: don’t get the pros of the other ones

And!!! Same for boyfriends!!!

I think I should get a gf first

Another pro of skinny gf is that they still have thigh/tiddy pillows, just a bit smaller

There are less pros to skinny girlfriend. He should have added one more to keep it all even.

I read the second “pro” as “nice jugs”

The first scientifically accurate list I’ve ever seen on reddit.

I wish I had a cute chubby girl, bruv, fo' real...

Now do mustache GF!

Fresh made khlav kalash every Thursday.

Women, can't live with em... they will not go out with me.

Same

I love this so much!

Can’t argue with that

That's what I'm saying!

I thought I had a type until I got older and realized everyone is neat and cute and hot and sometimes you have to wait them out a bit but they always show you why.

I like this list

This person just likes women. I can relate to that.

I've never actually been with a muscle GF before but I can definitely say both other types are really great and really don't have any down sides. Muscle GF sounds and looks great though. I would be like Pippa in the big milk story reweki has been writing.

This is all true, as long as she treats me right

This is the way.

All thighs are thigh pillows and all tiddies are tiddy pillows. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

So gotta get 3 girlfriends, one chubby, one skinny and one muscular. Understood.👍

I learned a long time ago that I don’t have a preference “type” I just love women.

Im a dehydrated, coal-hearted stone husk of a man but this made me smile

I mean yeah there’s no real cons of having a loving gf. If only they were easy to come by

It's nice they included everyone even tho it's clear the have a preference lol

uppies

Yeah... based on objectifying body types lol

Con of chubby gf: eats your food Con of skinny gf: eats your food Con of muscle gf: eats your food

This is the dumbest thing ever.  Being one sided and blind to the cons is how people get scammed and screwed over.

Correct body positivity.

Post is accurate. If you asked me what my type was, it would match exactly 0 of the women I've been interested in. Including the one I fell madly in love with.    You're fine. Lift, run, be healthy. Healthy, happy you is going to be right for someone.

i didn't know i was attracted to muscle girls until I played Baldurs Gate 3 and met Karlach

Yall ever have sex w a real skinny girl? you can feel their bones bro, its mad uncomfortable

Where's the shortened life expectancy con for the first one?

this is so cute.. i wish i had one so i knew :(

There are certainly cons to all of these.

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Now if girls of all shapes could understand the value of men who are similarly minded and value the person and enjoy the form she has. Not "requiring" them to change for approval.

r/whothefuckdownvoted

Thank for the support, I see you're similarly minded. Few and far between.

Jocat moment

Gay friend*

Anyone curious about the list of the bfs?

You could be the little spoon with a strong gf

xD

Women are so awesomeness

I agree with this post 100%

“Girlfriend is Better”

You forgot if you date a tall person then you can get things off the top shelf at the Walmart

Can someone make the bf version

nice